[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Because of an egg, the three of Li Yue separated a lot from the people who went in first, causing all three of them to get lost.

"No, which building are you going to? This school is too big!" The second master panted a little while running, propped his arms on his legs, and lifted her big forehead with three layers of forehead tattoos, confused looked around.

Li Yue put his hands on his head to block the glare of the sun, looked around, and finally fixed his eyes on a blue building, "Maybe it's over there, from the window you can still see the teachers and students who are in class. "

The second master stood up, "Okay, let's go there."

Long San didn't know when he met a dog, squatting on the ground to play with the dog.

"Go to class, stop playing."

"Okay, goodbye brother dog!" Long Sanlin took the opportunity to stroke the dog's head again, and then followed Li Yue to the blue building.

"Woof!" This is probably Brother Gou saying goodbye to Long San.

The three entered the blue building one by one, and found that it was indeed a classroom.

"Tsk, why is this kid so young? We also study in this kind of class? The teacher is not as tall as me, okay?" Long San leaned on the window and glanced in, then tsk tsk shook his head and looked away .

"Maybe, are we squatting?" Li Yue squeezed his chin to make a hypothesis.

The teacher in the classroom found Long San and the others, and yelled at them through the half-open classroom door, "Those guys from class three, why don't you hurry back to your classroom after class, why are you still wandering in the corridor? "

"Hey, teacher, let's go back to the classroom now." Long San smiled and waved to the teacher, then took Li Yue's hand and ran away.

Long San dragged Li Yue to the stairs, but Li Yue withdrew his hand and gave him a blank look. Long San didn't feel embarrassed, and continued to say to Li Yue cheekily, "Stable, I finally know which one we are. students in the class."

Li Yue raised his chin and pointed to the row of classrooms in front, and then said, "Then do you know which grade you are in? There are six grades in elementary school, and each grade has a third class."

Long San opened his mouth and was speechless, obviously he hadn't thought of this level at all.

The second master glanced at the empty corridor, and shook his arms helplessly, "It seems that we can only try one by one."

The second master wiped his nose with his thumb, and knocked on the door of Class [-], Grade [-], which was closest to them, "Report, I'm sorry, I'm late."

The teacher in the classroom was wearing a professional hip skirt and a pair of heavy glasses. The lenses reflected purple and green lights, making it difficult to see clearly.

"Very well, someone fed the dog tonight."

The weird curvature of the teacher's mouth made Er Ye feel extremely uncomfortable, with a cold taste.The way she looked at Second Master also made Second Master feel like he was being targeted by a poisonous snake.

"Come to class first."

The second master turned his head and stared at Li Yue and Long San, then walked into the classroom.Long San entered second with a hippie smile. When it was Li Yue's turn, he was suddenly blocked by the teacher at the door.

"This classmate, you are in the wrong class, you are in the next class."

Li Yue paused for a moment, then turned expressionlessly and walked to the next classroom.

Long San turned around to look at Li Yue. He had something to say to him, but the teacher gave him a stare, "Take your seat, it's class time!"

……

Li Yue looked up at the house number, it was Class [-], Grade [-], so, he looks older than Long San?

Li Yue pushed open the door and saw a middle-aged bald male teacher standing on the podium, holding a huge wooden triangle ruler in his hand. He said to Li Yue "Remember to feed the dog" and let him in.

Li Yue frowned and looked around, only to find an empty seat in the class, in the last row by the window, this seat is actually a good seat, in the anime he has watched, this seat is chosen by God the son of.

The subject of this male teacher is mathematics. He took a triangular ruler and drew on the blackboard. He drew a plane rectangular coordinate system, and then clicked a few points. When Li Yue clicked on the second point, he was already Drowsy, when he finished marking the coordinates, Li Yue slammed his head on the table and fell asleep.

……

"The student in the black shirt in the last row by the window, stand up and answer this question."

Li Yue was suddenly woken up by a piece of chalk, and stood up in a daze. He only heard the teacher ask and answer this question, but he didn't even know what the question was.

Li Yue stared at the teacher expressionlessly. The teacher had a little expectation on his face, and looked at Li Yue with his arms folded as if watching a play.

The two of them really showed everyone what it means to look at each other without saying a word.

Li Yue's pockmarked face on the front desk quietly leaned back, covered his mouth with an open book, and whispered the answer to him.Because of her guilty conscience, she could only stare at the teacher's bald head and pretend to look at the blackboard, so as to cover up the fact that she helped her classmates cheat.

Because Li Yue was so tall, he was almost one meter away from the pockmarked girl, and he could only vaguely hear the girl talking about Mount Fuji.

Li Yue hesitated for a moment, and after seeing the teacher's lips twitch slightly, he had to speak first, "Mount Fuji!"

Teacher: "Oh, tui!"

Feelings You move your lips just to spit into the trash can?

Li Yue couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth twice, feeling like he was at a loss.

The teacher raised his eyebrows and stared at Li Yue, "Mount Fuji? You think I'm in a geography class. I'm in a math class. I ask you what the coordinates of point A are. You say Mount Fuji? You Is this putting the coordinate system on the world map for me?"

Li Yue: ...

The pockmarked little girl in the front row of Li Yue was so anxious that she took out a piece of paper and wrote out the answer, and secretly put it on his desk.

Li Yue looked down, it was (-4, 3).

God damn Mount Fuji, who would have thought that this girl could not tell the difference with her flat tongue?

The author has something to say:

Mt.Fuji, the flat and tongue-twisting stalk, was told to me by my deskmate. It seems to be a class of students she taught. (-4, 3) is called Mount Fuji hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Otherwise, I'll find that kid and confront you, just to see if his indiscriminate tongue problem has healed.