Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

The two went to the town to buy a lot of books and clothes, and it was only 10 o'clock when they returned with popsicles in their mouths.

When he returned to the village and saw that the male protagonist gathered all the children together, and then handed out books and clothes one by one, Jing Chi was almost stunned.

He sat and rested under the old pagoda tree, taking advantage of the shade, while helping him distribute books and clothes, while looking at the little Heitan who lined up in a long line.

"So..." Jing Chi licked the corners of his lips, then turned to look at the smiling male lead, "Did you spend all the money you received every month to buy books and clothes for them?"

Why don't you have money to hire people to do farm work and make yourself tan and thin?

Qi Run pursed his lips and explained to him with a slight smile: "Grandpa and grandma said that when we first came, everyone helped us a lot. The teaching conditions here are very backward. Not everyone can be as lucky as me. Read, go to school."

"Before I entered junior high school, they borrowed books from me to read, and then waited for me to come back to teach them. Later, when I entered junior high school, I carried books back from the town every day to give them. They cherished books very much. After passing it around several times, the books are still new.”

"Grandpa and grandma said that we don't need that much money anyway, and there is not much money to spend in this place."

Only then did Jing Chi suddenly realize, no wonder he gave money to the old man who pulled them back, the old man would get angry with him.

He turned his head and glanced at the male protagonist. The clothes on the other party were no longer blue plaid shirts. The clothes made by famous designers made him very handsome.

The young man looked down at the khaki short-sleeved shirt in his hand, "The blue plaid shirt you wore to Qi's before was also wholesaled in the town?"

"Yes!" Qi Run looked at him with bright eyes, "So you recognized it, and that yellow jacket too! They are cheap and durable, and they are very good. You can buy ten pieces for 100 yuan. If you buy a lot, It could be cheaper."

He was a little embarrassed as he spoke, and scratched the back of his neck: "It's just a little ugly to wear."

not ugly.

Not ugly at all.

Jing Chi thinks that the male lead is not ugly at all, the other party has never been ugly either now or before, on the contrary, it is a guy like him who looks glamorous on the surface, who is really ugly.

He suddenly regretted why he didn't treat the little guy better before he turned white.

Jing Chi pursed his lips, looking at the male protagonist under the shade of the tree, the sunlight bypassed the overlapping branches and fell on the male protagonist's shoulders and white feet.

"You are not ugly at all, those who judge people by their appearance are ugly."

For example, the former him.

"Well, third brother, you have said it many times." The hero smiled at him, with stars in his eyes: "I know I'm not ugly."

It's just that it wasn't true before.

But from now on, Jing Chi has decided to formally withdraw from the Appearance Association, whoever the fuck likes to do things like being a face dog to mislead people's children.

Suddenly someone called him in his ear: "Brother, you haven't given me my books and clothes yet."

When Jing Chi turned his head and saw the black lump of coal magnified in front of him, he was startled.

Wocao, why does this piece of coal have a mouth? !

He calmed down, looked at the little Heitan in front of him, and then looked up at the little Heitan behind him, his heart suddenly became quite complicated.

——Forget it, if Yan Gou wants to become a human, he has to take it step by step, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry.

……

After distributing the books, the little Heitan went home happily.

Only the children who hadn't started to read yet stayed where they were, pestering the hero and Jing Chi to play games with them.

Jing Chi asked them: "What game?"

"Play house."

"..." Jingchi rolled his eyes immediately: "No play."

"Wow wow wow..."

Jing Chi looked at the little Heitan who was crying with his mouth wide open, and was immediately so ugly by the other party, he couldn't bear to look away, and then said to him: "...Don't cry, Ah Hua, why don't you play with me! "

Xiao Heitan next to him immediately corrected him: "Brother, I am Ah Hua, and his name is Xiaohu."

Well, this rich hometown dialect is still a little male duck voice.

Jingchi looked at the five little Heitan guys with neatly cut short hair, it wasn't that he couldn't tell the gender, it was really that he couldn't tell the difference.

He nodded and said in resignation: "Xiaohu, don't cry, brother plays house with you, what do you want to play?"

Seeing Jing Chi's overwhelmed look, Qi Run lowered his head and tried hard to hold back his laughter.

"Tsk." Seeing his ruthless appearance, Jing Chi frowned, "What's the matter with Brother Ah Run, he's playing house with the children, he's not serious at all."

He looked at the little Heitan: "Ah Hua, how should we punish him?"

The little male duck's voice immediately showed his three missing teeth, and his small black face was full of shyness: "Punish brother Ah Run to be a father, and you to be a mother."

Is this punishing Brother Ah Run or punishing him? !

The little male duck's voice is revenge for him calling her by the wrong name! !

Jingchi looked at the five little black charcoals who were covering their mouths and giggling. There were bright spots of happiness hidden in those bright black eyes, and bright expectations were written on them.

He raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean by this expression? Is it strange for me to be a mother?"

"It's not surprising," Xiaohu stretched out his small hand and shook his knee: "Mom, mom, can I be a big treasure?"

Seeing that he entered the plot so quickly, Jing Chi couldn't react. He blinked and looked at the hero in a daze, but the opposite ignored his cry for help, and just grinned at him blindly.

He had no choice but to turn around again, and answered bravely, "...ah, all right."

Seeing this, Xiaohua also shook his knee: "Mom, I'm the second treasure."

"I am Sambo!"

"Four Treasures!"

"Little treasure!"

"Okay, so where do we start this story?" Jing Chi glanced at the smiling male protagonist beside him, and the other party's bright black eyes looked at him brightly, beautiful and good-looking, like two gem.

Before the little male duck opened his mouth, he said: "Let's start when Mom and Dad hold their wedding!" After speaking, ignoring the surprised gaze of the male lead, he asked them: "Is it okay?"

Little Heitan's eyes lit up immediately, and they answered shyly and expectantly: "Okay~"

Under the cool shade of the tree, two teenagers sat facing the five little black charcoals.

Under their expectant eyes, Jing Chi said: "Today is an important day for the bride and groom to get married, what do they need to do?"

"The groom is going to take the bride home!"

"Set off firecrackers!"

"Sweet and eat~"

Qi Run tugged at his sleeve, blushing slightly: "What am I going to do?"

"Hush!" Jing Chi raised an index finger at him, and then said to the little Heitan, "Okay, let's set off the firecrackers first... and then distribute the candies..." Jingchi picked up five stones and gave them to Xiao Heitan alone One, "Next is the wedding ceremony."

Xiao Hua suddenly excitedly said: "I saw this at the village chief's uncle's house, I'm here to shout!"

Xiaohu: "I've seen it too, I want to shout too!"

Looking at the two glaring little Heitan, Jing Chi waved his hands, "You guys shout together, okay?"

"Worship heaven and earth."

Jingchi immediately pulled up the stupefied hero, grabbed his right hand, and said, "Bow." The two bowed to the five little black charcoals together.

Little Heitan immediately let out a chuckle, and then said excitedly: "Second obeisance to the high hall."

Jing Chi turned around, held the male lead's right hand, and bowed to the big locust tree.

Little Heitan laughed even harder, and they were already leaning forward and back together: "Husband and wife worship each other."

The male protagonist Bai Shengsheng turned to look at him, the light spots in his black and clear eyes lit up layer by layer, and the moment he touched Jingchi's joking gaze, his eyelashes trembled violently twice.

Then the two bowed to each other.

"Next is the groom kissing the bride~"

Jing Chi immediately raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "Yo, so fast?"

Hearing the teasing in his voice, Qi Run quietly raised his eyelids and looked at the young man opposite, only to see that the other party was looking at him with a smile on his hands.

Feeling the heat on his face, the male lead hastily looked away, and lowered his head again, only to feel that thing in his chest beating violently.

It is very difficult for him to stand here.

But he was so ashamed that he was going to die, but he left reluctantly.

Qi Run pursed his lips lightly.

"What's the matter, groom?" The boy on the other side kept calling him, with a smile in his voice: "Your bride is still waiting for you to kiss, can you take the initiative?"

Unable to bear his urging, Qi Run clenched his hands helplessly, then walked over, and kissed him on the cheek under the smiling gaze of the young man.

Then he immediately took two big steps back with a blushing face, avoiding the package of the young man's strong hormones.

The five little Heitan immediately clapped their hands with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay!"

The male protagonist sat on the stone with a hot face, his white face was dyed a little red, he pursed his lips and lowered his head.

Jingchi said, "It's fine, there is obviously one step missing~"

Little Heitan was suddenly confused: "What?"

After noticing the male lead's gaze, the young man raised the corners of his lips and smiled badly: "It's not enough for the groom to kiss the bride, shouldn't the bride also kiss the groom?"

Wu Xiaoheitan suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, it seems to be like this on TV!"

Jing Chi turned his head to look at the male protagonist beside him, and stretched out his hand in front of him, "Then trouble the groom to stand up again."

Qi Run looked at him with bright black eyes, struggled a bit and put his hand into the boy's big palm, then stood up again, pursing his lips uneasily.

For some reason, he suddenly felt a little unsteady.

And always feel...

This time, that person won't be like his superficial kiss, just taste it lightly.

Jing Chi looked at the male lead with his eyes downcast and uneasy, with the corners of his lips curled up. A little sweat broke out from the palms of the other party nervously, and it spread to his fingertips.

He looked at the male lead's two pale pink lips, the color was like plum petals on the white skin, and the shape was beautiful.

Jingchi suddenly remembered the touch of his fingers yesterday, the softness still remained on his fingertips, he no longer hesitated, stepped forward to wrap his arms around the boy's slender waist, then bent down and pressed a kiss on the boy's slight rejection on the tip of his nose.

"Okay, the bride has finished kissing the groom."

Jing Chi took a step back, and then looked at the stunned boy, his eyes widened in surprise, as if he didn't expect him to end like this.

Then she pursed her lips slightly, and sat down with blushing cheeks.

Jing Chi licked the corner of his lips, a look of satisfaction flashed across his eyes.

uh-huh.

The hero seems to be still complaining that he didn't get it right?

Jing Chi also sat down again, and said seriously to the five little Heitan: "Kissing can only happen between close people like parents, you can't just kiss with others, remember?"

Five Little Heitan nodded immediately: "Yeah, but the bride and groom on TV seem to have kissed longer than you, why?"

Yep, Jingchi felt like he was just worrying blindly.

The TV series has already poisoned these children, and it's not his turn at all.

……

After finishing playing house and returning home, Jing Chi unexpectedly saw a group of unknown people in the yard.

Qi Run explained to him, "It's the village chief, the fifth grandpa, the seventh grandpa, grandpa Hu, and uncle Hu, who should have come to see us."

Ok, Jing Chi has never been afraid of dealing with elders.

Walk over and call someone: "Hi, grandpas."

Qi Run, who wanted to call people one by one, suddenly opened his eyes wide in surprise: "..." Is it okay? !

When the grandpas saw the two of them, they beamed and said, "It's different after going to a big city. Look how handsome Arun is!"

"Is this Ah Run's elder brother? It's very good. It's better than Dahu and the others!"

While talking, everyone went to the wine table, and Jing Chi took Qi Run to toast with them one by one. His sweet mouth made the group of grandpas very happy, and he was very satisfied with the two of them.

When sending everyone away, Qi Run was already drunk, Jing Chi sent him back to the room and let him rest, while he went to the kitchen to help grandma wash the dishes.

Grandma couldn't stop him, so she let him tidy up later, and asked softly after a while: "Ah Run, are you happy going there?"

"Happy. Apart from missing your elder brother, everything else is fine."

Grandma nodded: "That's good." Sitting in the yard to rest, she paused and then turned to look at the young boy in the kitchen, "Account the days, it's almost your mother's death day, and that's why you came here ?"

Jing Chi: "My mother's death day is still two weeks away, why did you come here for this?"

"Why else, hide from your cruel father!"

Jing Chi was taken aback by these words.

Father Qi... cruel?

Have it?

The author has something to say: Father Qi: Huh?I still have a role?

Mermaid: [envious]

Big Brother, Second Brother: [Envy]

School grass: [envious]

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The world is coming to an end.

Let me tell you a little thing...

These two days, the comment area is a bit sad, which makes me always want to smoke in vicissitudes.

It just so happened that the dog days were here, and I planned to give myself a vacation.

Don't worry, there will be no interruptions.

In the future, it will be tentatively set to three thousand a day.

Thank you for your support, it’s been hard work all the way.