Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

In view of the horror of what happened in the dream, after Jing Chi returned, he asked Assistant Lin to book the air tickets for the two of them, and then set off for the airport directly.

Assistant Lin from the school told them not to worry, so Jing Chi took the suitcase and the male protagonist and got on the plane without any worries.

It was the first time for Qi Run to fly on a plane. He was a little nervous and curious. While waiting in the waiting room, he swallowed nervously and asked him: "Third brother, I read that plane crashes are often reported in the news. We will not be in danger, right? "

Jing Chi looked at the male protagonist wearing a peaked cap. The other person's face was fair and clean, and a part of the little hair that was suppressed by the cap was exposed. It was so beautiful. He thought for a while and asked him: "What do you think of airplanes, trains, ships and Which type of car is more likely to be involved in an accident?"

Qi Run thought about it carefully, "The car is the biggest, the plane is the second, the ship is the third, and the train is the fourth!"

"Wrong." Jing Chi was lazily holding a glass of cold drink, with an earphone hanging in his left ear, and while watching the football game, he answered him with two thoughts: "The accident probability of an airplane is the least among the four modes of transportation."

"The reason why you feel that there are many news about plane crashes is because...the fatality rate of plane accidents is 100%, and the casualties are huge, so every time a plane accident occurs, it will be on the news. The other three modes of transportation are not so big attention."

The boy pressed his peaked cap, and leaned closer to Jingchi to watch the football game on his mobile phone, "So that's the case. Third brother, why do you watch football games every day?"

"The World Cup will be broadcast soon, and I want to watch the previous game to review." He turned his head and glanced at the male protagonist, who was looking at his mobile phone screen curiously. Jingchi smiled and invited: "Do you want to go together?"

"Okay!" Qi Run picked up the idle earphone and put it on his ear, and the passionate football commentary in it instantly spread to his ears, "That person seemed to be stepped on just now..."

"Well, football is a very dangerous sport." Jing Chi looked at the male protagonist's white and tender hand, and the white legs under his hand, shrugged: "You should try not to participate."

With such a good skin foundation, it would be unsightly to leave scars.

Qi Run stared at the curled up man on the screen, "Ah, why is there a stretcher here, is he injured?"

"No," Jing Chi pointed to the big shoe print on the other party's clothes, "See, I almost stepped on Xiaojiji, can it not hurt?"

Hearing the words, the male protagonist shrank his neck, and his eyes shrank a little: "When you say that, I suddenly feel very painful."

"Tch." Jing Chi glanced at him and continued to watch the football game, "It's fine if you feel pain, I'm afraid you won't be hurt, so don't touch football in the future, huh?"

Qi Run immediately shook his head like a rattle, "I don't want to touch such a terrible sport..."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone, opened the memo, and typed a sentence on it with two mobile phones: Never play football in the future.

Jing Chi caught a glimpse of his clumsy typing posture, and joked: "Yo, you've made a lot of progress, isn't it one-finger Zen anymore?"

"I have been practicing hard recently." The hero explained to him seriously, and then clicked OK to exit the editing page, "The teacher told me to learn computer operation, I think the things in word are so difficult to remember, there are too many knowledge points gone."

Jingchi didn’t move anymore, how difficult it is to memorize a Word, once the basic office software is popularized, there are only a few items that he usually uses, he doesn’t need to make animations in it, and he doesn’t force him to use Word to draw pictures.

He took a sip of his cold drink and licked the corners of his lips: "What, do you want to study word thoroughly and use it as a decathlon tool?"

"No." Qi Run had a little trouble in his eyes, and he scratched his neck in embarrassment: "The teacher said that I am still in the stage of understanding the menu bar, and he asked me to set paragraphs and fonts. It takes a long time to find each time."

Menu bar, WordArt.

Jing Chi nodded in agreement, "The teacher is right, you...forget it, you work hard."

Hearing his hesitant to speak, the hero became even more embarrassed, "Third brother, do you also think I'm hopeless."

"What is 'also'?" Jing Chi took his mobile phone, looked at his name in the memo, and clicked in: "Who said you are hopeless?"

"Sun Yao!" Qi Run pursed his lips and smiled, "But he gave me a piece of chocolate after he finished speaking, and I have decided to forgive him~"

Hey, it's so coaxing.

"What the hell are these things?" Jing Chi clicked on one by one, and then backed out, looking at the things he had said inadvertently, all of which were recorded on it by the hero, "My personal classic quotations?" ?”

"What classic quotes?" The male protagonist pointed to one of them: "You say you don't eat sweets, and I will avoid sweet dishes when I buy food. I'm stupid. I write it down and read it every day before going to bed. The next day won't forget."

How can you say that you are stupid with a brain that is too clever?

Obviously learning and progressing faster than anyone else, and absorbing better than anyone else.

Jingchi thinks that Qi Run is the kind of academic bully who will say "I didn't pass the exam again this time".

But the behavior of the other party greatly satisfied Jing Shameless Chi's self-esteem, he raised his eyebrows quite complacently, "Okay, you still have something to eat, third brother didn't love you for nothing~"

As he spoke, he flipped through it twice, and sure enough, they were all words from his own mouth, and the other party also remembered some of the nonsense he said for pretense, "It's better to be a good student than to be good in the exam. You don't need to be a top student, but you must be a tester God" is such a crooked talk.

Jingchi doesn’t quite remember some things, and it takes a while to remember until I see a very concise content: meal card!

"What is this?" Jing Chi asked him.

Qi Run took a look, and immediately parted his mouth, his pink lips were moistened by his little white teeth, "I ran into Zhang Li when I went shopping last week, and lost his meal card."

"He looked very unhappy, so I lent him the meal card first."

"When did this happen?" Jingchi suddenly thought of Little Green Tea's character, and asked him intentionally, "I remember there was a lot of money in that meal card, right?"

"Just last week, you waited for me for a long time when you came back from buying watermelon." The male protagonist thought about it carefully and calculated, "Well, it took so long, there should be 5000 yuan left. But he bought it the next day. Give it back to me."

It's only 5000 yuan.

Jing Chi curled his lips, the little green tea definitely didn't green him because of this.

He was so annoyed that he glanced at the guy who had become good-looking but still didn't know how to fuck people: "You like Zhang Li very much?"

He still remembers the incident where the male lead gave Zhang Li a sandwich!

"Well," Qi Run nodded, a little shy: "He looks good."

Jing Chi: "Does it look good with me?"

Qi Run: "Yes..."

"..." Jing Chi felt that he had asked nonsense, Little Green Tea is a school girl, but Qi Heng is not, so he changed the subject: "Do you like him or me?"

Qi Run didn't understand why he asked this, "I like them all..."

Jing Chi clicked his tongue and insisted on choosing one: "Which one do you like better?"

The hero didn't hesitate: "You."

That's more or less.

It didn't hurt him in vain.

Jing Chi smiled smugly again, deleted the "meal card" from the memo, then checked it carefully, saw that it was full of his own quotations, and returned the phone to the male lead with satisfaction.

"By the way, third brother." Qi Run, who was holding his mobile phone, looked at him, "Xiaolu...will he never come back again?"

Jing Chi watched the game and asked, "Do you want him to come back and take you away again, and take you back to the sea to be imprisoned by him?"

"...No." Qi Run shook his head sadly, and he sighed: "Maybe it was because he fainted, so he didn't realize how dangerous it was at that time. I always regarded him as a child in my heart, thinking that he would commit a crime." something wrong."

"This mistake is not something that ordinary children can make." Jing Chi glanced at him: "Kindness is a very good quality, and so is purity, but you must also understand that not everything in this world is beautiful and bright."

The male lead was silent for a while, then nodded slightly: "Well, I see." After a while he whispered softly: "I just want to make everyone happy, but sometimes I find it very difficult to make everyone happy."

And the more he thought about it, the harder he tried to do it well, the more he realized that everyone seemed unhappy.

Whenever this happens, he will be very frustrated and feel powerless.

Jing Chi hugged his shoulders: "From today on, you only need to be responsible for making yourself happy. If anyone makes you unhappy, I will ask him why for you."

Qi Run turned his head to look at him. The young man was staring at the screen of the mobile phone with his eyes slightly closed. His handsome profile was dignified and charming, with a calm and elegant temperament.

So lovely.

Qi Run felt that most of the time he felt that the temperament of the third brother seemed to be more beautiful than anyone else.

Very pleasing to the eye.

He thought for a while, and said to Jingchi: "Third brother, can you lend me some money?"

Before Jingchi came, he got two cards from Qi Limo and asked him, "How much do you want?"

Qi Run calculated, "2000 yuan, no, this time is a bit long, 4000 yuan is okay?"

"Why is it a little long?" Jing Chi handed him one of the cards directly: "Here, here is this one for you. It contains [-] yuan. If you want to buy something, you don't need to report to me."

The male protagonist looked at the card handed in front of him, and immediately hid his hand: "I won't take so much money."

Under Jing Chi's puzzled eyes, Qi Run explained in a low voice: "I'm afraid I might lose it."

The young man glanced at him, and stuffed the card directly into the man's pocket: "There's only so little money in total, if you lose it, you lose it."