Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

When Hu Qing came back, he saw such a scene. He was carrying a big bag and looked at the fat man holding Jingchi's thigh, and immediately shouted: "Come down!"

The three of them were startled by his yelling, and they all turned their heads to look over, but Hu Qing stared at the fat man angrily, exuding a strong black air all over his body: "What are you two doing?"

Jing Chi looked at these two mentally handicapped people who played too much, and said, "You two have to fight outside, so don't affect my nourishment."

"Hmph!" Hu Qing snorted coldly, and hooked his hands at the fat man, "Come out."

Seeing this, Brother Ma immediately hugged Xin Huan's thigh tightly, "Brother, save me! I think Professor Fox looks a little scary. Did he misunderstand me?"

Because of the incident on Weibo, Xin Huan was quite guilty of Hu Qing, so he quickly revealed the fat man hiding behind him, and said to the angry male fox: "Professor Hu can do whatever he wants, I will never Don't hide an iota."

Brother Ma suddenly widened his eyes, pointed at Xin Huan and shook his head gently, with a look of disbelief: "You just ignore the friendship of four years as a classmate, Qingshen, how could you treat me like this!"

Hu Qing glared at the fat man: "It looks like a straight person, but I didn't expect to be gay!"

"Gay?" Brother Ma was taken aback, and immediately retracted his orchid finger, "Hey, hey, talk about the evidence, who is gay, don't be gay and look at Renji, okay?"

There are so many scenes.

Jingchi watched them quarreling, and sat on the sofa and slowly finished his Shiquan Dabu soup.

……

After everyone explained the matter clearly, they went out of the restaurant together and found a private room to eat and sigh with emotion.

Among them, Ma Ge spoke the most enthusiastically: "I thought that after we became a super anchor with millions of fans, our life would be bright and beautiful, but who knew that such a moth would come out."

"Did this group of people come here on purpose to sabotage because we had a good time?"

It was a rare time for Hu Qing to share the same hatred with him, put down his wine glass and curled his lips: "I hate them!"

Brother Ma shook his head: "It's also because Qingshen and Boss are so good-looking. Looking at our anchor world, especially the first batch of anchors, how can there be such a handsome person? Alas, it is inevitable that everyone will be confused." think."

Brother Ma patted Hu Qing on the shoulder and comforted him: "Brother, don't be sad, you have to understand that this world is always full of malice towards us fat and ugly guys, it's nothing, just get used to it."

Hu Qing took his hand down, wrinkled his nose, wanted to bark his teeth, but forcibly endured it, very angry: "I'm not ugly!"

Jing Chi hugged the fox into his arms and looked at the fat man: "What are you doing! Talk as you say, why are you still moving?"

"Besides, you are as ugly as you are ugly, and you still want to drag my Professor Fox into the water. Is this trying to use Professor Fox's own power to improve the appearance of the entire ugly world?"

"Oh my God," Ma Ge, who was inexplicably held to his chest by the two of them, looked breathless: "It's fine if you two are lovers, can you stop treating me as yours?" Imagining rivals in love, I really don’t want to be gay, ok?”

He sucked the shark fins in the bowl one by one, "Sooner or later, you two will get angry. Besides, if you want to spice up your life, who can't you turn to? You have to turn to me? Do I have the potential to compete?"

After finishing the shark's fin, he started to eat the big naan again: "I am so angry with you that I can't even eat it. I can eat less than 5 catties in one meal. Look how thin I have become!"

"Brother Ma has been quite flirty recently, I don't know if it's because of his apprenticeship." Jingchi let go of the fox in his arms, and gave him a big chicken leg, "By the way, Qingshen, please do something."

Xin Huan put down his chopsticks, slightly puzzled, and looked at him gently: "Do you want me to clarify for Professor Fox?"

Jing Chi waved his hands quickly when he heard it, "No need, don't clarify! This kind of thing, you like to make trouble, anyway, we are not short of money, live broadcast is just for fun." He licked the corner of his lips and sneered: " But it also shows that they really love you too, don't mind bro, it's not your fault that the fan stickiness is high."

Qingshen slightly lowered his eyes, looking distressed, "Fan behavior, idol pays the bill, I don't want to cause trouble to you because of this kind of thing, if I can make up for it, I will try my best to make up for it."

"You can still think about making up for it," the man curled the corners of his lips in a nonchalant manner, not at all looking like he was talking seriously, "Didn't the platform assign me an apprentice a few days ago? He is really unlucky. This happened to me just now, can you help me take it?"

He originally wanted to give away the male lead's apprentice, after all, the two of them have no obsession with live broadcasting, but Hu Qing likes to draw comics and never gets tired of it, so Jing Chi didn't dissuade him much.

"Is that all about it?" Xin Huan looked over with a little surprise on his handsome face.

"This matter is already very troublesome, okay, don't think too much about it, and it's none of your business, they're making trouble with them." Jing Chi lowered his eyes, raised his wine glass with curled lips: "Come on, let's go together, they're making trouble." Theirs, we have to keep playing ours."

Brother Ma immediately gave him a thumbs up and clinked glasses with him: "Brother, open, I'm afraid that this will affect our relationship. I was so scared that I called you immediately after seeing it."

Hu Qing also took the wine glass, and smiled heartlessly at Jingchi: "This fruit wine is really delicious, sweet."

Xin Huan pursed his lips and smiled, "Okay."

The wine glasses of the four people were held together, and there was a crisp sound of "ding", which was very nice.

……

Half a month later, things on the Internet had calmed down, and Jing Chi took Hu Qing directly on his honeymoon, just to avoid the male fox's estrus period.

The two went to Saipan, just to spend the winter there and see the clean sea water.

In addition to eating and playing together, Professor Fox also broadcasts live broadcasts for his true fans from time to time, recording the strange things the two of them saw.

Jingchi has a thick skin, and occasionally he will go to the other party's live broadcast to make a scene, or make trouble for others. No one watches the barrage and online debates, so he can take it easy.

It's probably because the two lived longer than the average person and saw more flowers bloom and fade, so their hearts were bigger.

After eating foreign food for half a month, when the whole tongue was numb because of the spicy food there, the two went to the church to visit a wedding. Under the priest's pious words, Jingchi covered the male fox's forehead chapters.

Then the vixen immediately chased after him, pressed Jing Chi on the chair in the last row, and kissed him forcefully.

……

The two of them had no choice but to go back. They originally planned to play for two months and travel around several countries before going back. Who knew that Hu Qing's fox suddenly told him that he wanted to visit him.

Jing Chi was speechless: "Didn't you say that he hasn't seen you for more than 200 years?"

Hu Qing pouted: "Yeah, so do you want to go out and hide for a while?"

"Why?" Jing Chi glanced at him in the waiting room, "You insisted on me moving here at the beginning, it's easier to ask God than to send God away, impossible."

"But my master is very fierce. He definitely didn't come here by himself, but also brought his ancestor master. I'm afraid they will do something to you..."

Jing Chi rubbed his head, looked at the male fox's wrinkled face, "Okay, they won't do anything to me for no reason, trust me."

"Why..." Hu Qing lay in the man's arms, sniffing the strong hormonal smell coming from the man's body, feeling greedy and comfortable at the same time: "They always think that human beings are very cunning."

Jing Chi: "I don't think they think humans are cunning. Didn't you say that your master always likes to run outside, which means that he has no hostility towards humans."

Hu Qing was fascinated by him: "But Master really thinks that human beings are cunning..."

"He may just think that you are stupid and will be deceived." Jing Chi glanced at the guy in his arms who had suddenly puffed up his cheeks, and scratched his chin, "It's just a rational analysis, don't be angry."

The male fox pouted and glared at him: "I want to bite you!"

Jing Chi: "Bite the top or the bottom?"

With so many people around, the little head in his arms looked around, then leaned over to the man's ear and whispered a few words.

Jing Chi gave a "tsk", okay, this guy really doesn't know how to blush.

……

After the two returned home, within two days, the hero's master and patriarch were welcomed.

The two of them are really good-looking, if the male lead doesn't tell, Jing Chi will think they are celebrities.

After the two people outside the door saw Jingchi, the one with the narrow and long phoenix eyes froze for a moment, and his pupils lit up: "Who are you?"

Jingchi smiled: "Hello, Qinyou. Please come in, both of you."

The eyes of the man with long and narrow phoenix eyes were fixed on Jing Chi's body, except for his nose moving from time to time, he refused to look away at all.

The gentle-looking man behind him covered his sight, and said in a gentle voice, "Remember the etiquette."

Master Hu Qing curled his lips: "His smell seems to match Ah Qing very well."

"Ah."

"I remember that Ah Qing will experience a catastrophe in recent years. Could it be this person?"

"Whether it's a disaster or a blessing, we can't make a conclusion yet."

Jing Chi just listened to the two discussing in front of him, and poured Hu Qing's favorite tea for them, "Master, Master Zu is drinking tea, I'll go inside and wake him up."

The man with long and narrow phoenix eyes cast sharp eyes on hearing this: "He hasn't gotten up yet?"

This look is just like that of Director Li Peng and Li, not to mention how sharp, Jingchi is the best at dealing with this, and easily resolved the male fox: "Yesterday, the estrus period just passed, I was a little tired, and sleepy."

The gentle-looking man stretched out his hand and pressed the person beside him, and nodded slightly at Jingchi: "Understood."

"Okay, you have tea first." Jingchi thought to himself that this master is even more tempered than his grandfather, really awesome, and then hurriedly slipped to the bedroom to find the male lead.

After he went in, he pulled out the male fox's head from under the quilt, and licked his ears, "Wake up soon, little guy, the master and grand master you miss are here."

The vixen, who wanted to stay on the bed for a while, straightened up immediately, opened his big eyes and asked him, "Really?"

Jingchi thought the male lead's reaction was cute, and pushed down his sleepy hair, "You can feel it, or smell if there is any scent left on me."

Hu Qing let out an "ah", quickly got dressed and climbed off the bed, washed up in 3 minutes, and hurried out with her slippers on.

Then he rushed up excitedly to give his master and grandpa a big hug, "Master, grandpa, I miss you so much!"

Jing Chi looked at the three people from the side, the excited high-level face of the male protagonist was a little more handsome, but it was a bit different from the two handsome and unusual people from the same country.

so special.

Jing Chi licked the corners of his lips, and followed, looking at the three foxes who were so happy to reminisce about the old days. They were all hundreds of years old, but their hearts were purer than children, which is really rare.

Especially the male lead, he is really cute when he is acting like a baby and playing tricks between the two of them.

Jingchi felt a little jealous, but quickly suppressed the sour feeling, set out fruit and snacks for them, and called the five-star restaurant that had greeted them early in the morning, and told them Food delivery.

At the dinner table, the man with long and narrow phoenix eyes looked at the whole chicken feast, and couldn't help being a little surprised. He suppressed the overflowing saliva in his mouth and looked at the people beside him: "Move your chopsticks quickly."

The gentle-eyed man nodded, picked up a piece of chicken breast, and said to Jingchi and the others in a gentle voice, "Let's eat."

As soon as the words fell, the three vixens immediately happily picked up their chopsticks. Jing Chi picked up a piece of chicken wing for the little vixen who had been nagging for several days, and asked the two masters, "Would you like some fruit wine?"

The man with narrow phoenix eyes nodded: "Man Shang."

The man with gentle eyebrows shook his head: "No need, thank you."

Jingchi filled both of them for him, and persuaded him: "You can try it first, Qingqing likes this flavor the most, and you should have similar tastes."

Hu Qingkuang nodded: "Yes, try it, Master Zu, this is really delicious~"

Jing Chi patted the little fox's head, and poured it for him too: "Pick some food for Master and Patriarch, don't worry about eating by yourself."

"Oh!" The little vixen immediately took the serving chopsticks and picked up a big chicken leg for each of the two handsome men opposite, and bent his eyes happily: "Master, Master Patriarch, eat more~"

Jingchi helped them introduce: "This pepper chicken has a lot of spicy ingredients in it, which has a strong taste. I don't know if you are used to eating it..."

"There is also this fried chicken gizzard, which is chewy without clogging the teeth, and has a good taste..."

After the meal, the man has been introducing the dishes, barely moving his chopsticks, taking care of the three vixens meticulously, politely, and eating comfortably, not to mention how beautiful they are.

The three vixens, who had never been so satisfied with eating chicken, all let out a sigh of relief after eating.

Jingchi served them fruits and desserts again, and they sat together in front of the sofa to recuperate.

The man with long and narrow phoenix eyes was very satisfied with his meal. He leaned on the back of the sofa and glanced at Jingchi, then at the little vixen. He didn't criticize him anymore, and said to Hu Qing: "I thought you'd wait hundreds of years for you to be so ugly. Find a mate."

Hu Qing bared her teeth immediately: "You're ugly! I'm super pretty! Master Patriarch, Master is bullying me again!"

The one with gentle eyes pressed the vixen's hand beside him, "Stop making trouble."

"Ah Qing, I have explained to you in advance the intention of your master and I coming here, but the ancient prescription has been lost for a long time, and your disease is quite rare, so the two of us don't know whether this medicine is feasible or not. other effects."

"Master Patriarch, let me ask you, would you like to try?"

As soon as he said this, Hu Qing was bewildered, and looked at Jingchi subconsciously, Jingchi curled his lips and looked at his stupid look, "I can't make a decision for you on this kind of thing, but no matter what the result is, I will." by your side."

Hu Qing pursed her lips, "But, what if it becomes uglier and the seizures become more violent, will you be scared away by me?"

Jing Chi lowered his head and thought for a while, then frowned and said, "It's hard to say."

If the attack is more severe, he will definitely not be able to bear it, so he can only pray: "The medicine that Master finally concocted, how can it have no effect at all, and it will aggravate your condition."

If it weren't for some certainty, how could those two old vixens come here.

Jing Chi glanced at the angry guy: "Are you stupid?"

Hu Qing: "I'm really afraid. If I lose you, I'd rather not treat this disease. Anyway, I'm just afraid..."

Jing Chi looked at him pitifully, hugged that guy, then smiled and looked at Grand Master, "Don't scare him, Grand Master, can you be more specific?"

Master Patriarch: "After taking this medicine, it can indeed dispel the attack period on Ah Qing, and there is no negative effect for the time being."

Hu Qing immediately groaned and looked at Patriarch Master sadly: "Why are you scaring me on purpose! You are as bad as Master!"

Grandfather: "Test."

The little vixen and the old vixen stared wide-eyed, and then the little vixen understood what the old vixen meant when he turned his eyes. He pursed his lips and hugged Jing Chi's arm tightly, "Don't worry, I have good eyesight~"

Jing Chi looked at the proud male fox. As a person who had finished reading the original work, he did not expose the other party's eyesight problem very gentlemanly, but just rubbed his ears, "Stop being coquettish in front of Master and Patriarch. .”

Hu Qing was not angry either, she got out of his arms and sat down, "Do you have any requirements for the medicine, Patriarch?"

"Chew and eat, and drink water if you feel choked."

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"Don't you need to wait for the night of the full moon?"

"Grandfather and Master's skills are so profound that they don't need external force."

"oh oh."

After delivering the medicine, the two old people stayed for two days and then left, saying that they wanted to go out to explore the world together, and they didn't want to be confined to one room.

When Hu Qing sent the two of them away, tears were all over his face, "I don't know when we will meet again next time, oh, master, remember to make more video calls with me."

The man with long and narrow phoenix eyes was a little annoyed by his crying, "You're already such a big man, and you still cry every now and then, put your tears back."

Hu Qing: "I don't, I don't! I'll just cry!"

Jingchi: "..."

Master: "..."

The patriarch gently wiped away the little guy's tears: "Okay, Ah Qing, there is no permanent banquet in the world, and you have already married and established a business. Both the master and the patriarch are happy for you. In the matter of revitalizing the fox clan, you You did a great job too, you're doing fine on your own."

The man with narrow phoenix eyes waved to them both before checking the tickets: "Go back, remember to check the express delivery, don't go out to eat all the time, don't change your original shape...it's nothing else, don't cry."

After Patriarch nodded slightly to them, the two went in to check the tickets together and disappeared from sight.

On the way back, Jingchi looked at the little guy who was holding a tissue and kept crying, and licked the corner of his lips: "Don't cry, please, I'll tell you some good news."

The sobbing little guy in the co-pilot had red eyes, "What good news?"

"Before your master left, he gave me something." Jing Chi raised his eyebrows, "He said that as long as he eats it, he can live five or six hundred years like you."

The vixen immediately put down the tissue and turned to look at him: "Really, hiccup, really?"

Jingchi: "What did I lie to you for?"

"Okay, then I don't have to think of a way to destroy Yuanshen." Hu Qing wiped away the wet marks on his face with his lips flattened, the tears finally stopped, and he opened his mouth heartlessly: "My dear, there is It's good to be with you."

Jingchi didn't expect this guy to seriously consider the limited lifespan of human beings without mentioning it, and he was so determined to destroy Yuanshen for him...

Alas, he sighed, this silly fox is really stupid.

Before he finished feeling, the vixen on the co-pilot took out his small mirror, "But the master clearly said that he would become beautiful, why haven't I become beautiful yet, did he lie to me?"

The sad atmosphere in the car disappeared instantly.

Jing Chi glanced at the posing fox: "Don't take a photo, it's already very handsome."

The male fox immediately became a little happier when he heard the words, put down the mirror and pouted and asked him, "Am I the most beautiful and whitest fox of the fox clan?"

Jing Chi nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, you are."

The vixen on the co-pilot immediately hammered him, frowning: "Be serious!"

The man took a deep breath and turned to look at the arrogant co-pilot: "Whether you are a fox or a human, you are the most beautiful and whitest."

The prettiest and whitest male protagonist was immediately flattered, "You are so lucky to meet such a good-looking vixen as me~"

Yes yes yes, old damn lucky.

The author has something to say: Jingchi: After the seizure period, I am still a hero.

Hu Qing: This hero, please stay behind~

Jingchi: ...I didn't say anything just now.