Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Three minutes later, the small three-wheeled vehicle came back staggeringly, and the co-pilot's seat was empty, leaving only the guy with puffed cheeks in the driver's seat.

Jingchi was freezing, so he hurried over to open the door, put things in a random pile, closed the door, took the cup of hot milk handed by the hero, and glanced at him: "Where did you go for a while?"

Hu Qing didn't want to pay attention to him, so he gave him a glare, then reached out and gave him a hammer, "Don't get mad at me again next time!"

His punch seemed to be tickling, hitting the man's shoulder was like killing a chicken. The man who was drinking hot milk still refused to change his words and said boldly: "Look at your performance."

Hu Qing pursed her lips and muttered softly: "I think I performed pretty well today."

Then he started the car, drove the small three-wheeler directly onto the road, and glanced at the man in the co-pilot: "Is the milk delicious?"

"Try it?" Although Jing Chi asked, he didn't mean to hand it over at all, "Forget it, Professor Fox should concentrate on driving."

"I don't want to taste it!" The vixen driving a small three-wheeler looked forward with a proud face, as if milk didn't appeal to him at all.

Jing Chi glanced at him lightly: "Oh."

The male fox paused and said, "I want to lick you~"

"Unfortunately, I don't want you to lick it." Jing Chi was still angry at being thrown down by him, and he directly handed the milk straw to the fox's mouth and ordered him: "Drink quickly."

Hu Qing slowed down, took a few sips happily, and the hot air immediately passed through the limbs, relieving the stiffness of the body, "It's really delicious."

"That's right." Jing Chi sneered, put on the scarf and gloves, "I just spat in it twice on purpose."

"..." Hu Qing drank the milk silently, ignoring his cheapness, and said, "I put him at the nearby bus stop."

he?Qingshen?

Jingchi breathed a sigh of relief, feeling the warmth in his stomach, and slumped on the passenger seat, "It's okay, Qingshen is not short of money, you can go back by taking a taxi."

"Then why is he still rubbing against your car!" Hu Qing couldn't understand, let alone the other party took his place.

"To help my brother~" Jing Chi tucked his hands into his sleeves, leaned on the passenger seat, and casually stared at the scene in front of him, "You think everyone is like you, so stupid .”

"He must have known that you were angry with me as soon as he saw you like that, so he came here to anger you on purpose."

After Hu Qing heard his words, he immediately frowned. He felt that the logic was obviously not right, but he glanced at the rough and excessive No. [-], opened and closed his mouth, and finally closed it wisely.

The male fox rolled his sly eyes lightly, and asked him, "Go straight home or what?"

"Come back, your car will be repaired another day before you go out to play." He glanced at the broken three-wheeled car with distaste, "This guy is too cold, sitting in it is like sitting in an ice cellar."

Hu Qing nodded: "Okay."

The man hooked his lips and added, "After all, there is still a fan's welfare missing, and I will send it to them when I get home."

"You haven't played a live broadcast for a week, have you?" Hu Qing counted the days and asked him: "You have won the popularity award, why don't you show your face to them?"

Jingchi felt that this fox was amazing today, and even asked him to show his face. He glanced at the other person: "Are you sure you won't get jealous and hit me during my live broadcast?"

Hu Qing pouted: "When did I hit you?"

How could he be willing, that man was his antidote, he made good offerings and raised him every day, even if he was fed supplements every day, he was afraid that the man would not be able to recover.

"Then who can say for sure?" The man in the passenger seat snorted coldly, "People say that there are only 0 or countless times of domestic violence, you can do what you want to leave me today, maybe tomorrow it will happen." Can use the bench to take my turn."

Hu Qing frowned at the man's accusation, felt wronged, and retorted: "How could I! Besides, I can't beat you!"

"Let's share time." Jing Chi sighed, with a look of emotion on his face: "What if one day my cow can't pull the plow, and I want to rest for a day, and then Professor Fox wants to be dissatisfied, and when his temper comes up, he will turn his hand back to me." A gas tank, tsk tsk."

Hu Qing tilted her head when she heard the words, and muttered in a low voice: "Then it is indeed possible for me...so you take tonics, I will cook Shiquan Dabu soup for you every day~"

Jingchi: "..." He just said it casually, never thought that this vixen would dare to have such an idea.

Besides, that Shiquan Dabu soup is so unpalatable that it can make him vomit every time he just smells it.

Ah!

Can you survive this day?

When he got home, he packed up his things and ran away!

Why did he move there because he couldn't think about it at the beginning? Isn't this going into a tiger's den?

……

After returning home, after confirming again and again that the hero would not be violent to him because of his publicity, Jingchi took the grapefruit and started the live broadcast.

As soon as he entered, the group of fans immediately scolded him:

"Why don't you have the guts to start the live broadcast two days later! Is there an anchor like you!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Looking forward to the stars and looking forward to the moon, I actually really look forward to this wolf-hearted guy..."

"Finally, I don't need to arrest people in various live broadcast rooms. I'm really fed up with this kind of wandering life."

Jing Chi casually peeled the grapefruits and asked them, "Did everyone watch the live broadcast on the platform today?"

"Yes, thank you kids for voting for that popularity award, although I don't really care about such a false name... Heck, whoever scolded 'stinky shameless' just now, stand up! Come on, be honest !"

It’s okay if he didn’t say anything, but just after he said that the screen was full of “smelly shameless”, Jing Chi was surprised, “Are you all crazy, Ang?”

"In order to attract my attention, I really did anything..." Jing Chi licked the corners of his lips, and continued the topic just now: "So after I won the Popularity Award, I have been thinking about giving you benefits. I heard that everyone I’m tired of eating instant noodles.”

"You can all get tired of over 100 flavors of instant noodles, alas, it's really difficult to raise."

He finally peeled the grapefruit, and then began to cut the pulp, "So this time, the benefits I plan to give you will be changed to yogurt, and what's more... I heard that you didn't see my appearance clearly during the live broadcast." right?"

When the fans heard it, they immediately became excited:

"Aww! Are you going to show your face?"

"No, no, no, no...cry until my heart breaks!"

"Show your face, show your face, show your face quickly, let me lick your screen~"

Jingchi cut up all the pulp, and inserted them one by one with a toothpick, "I have to deliver the courier later, so let's hurry up and watch for a minute."

As soon as he moved the camera, he heard the male protagonist calling him in the bedroom: "My computer has a problem."

Jing Chi was taken aback, "What's the problem... Wait a minute, I have something to deal with." Then he got up and went to the bedroom, then looked at the pornographic strip on the other party's computer, and glanced at him: "Yo, what is this?" Professor Fox, is this winter?"

Hu Qing curled her lips and asked him, "Is it good-looking?"

The man took a closer look, "It's pretty, but don't you think you painted yourself too nicely?"

The male fox snorted, "It's stuck, please help it to see what's wrong!" After speaking, he went out with the cup in his arms.

When the male protagonist who was going to pour water passed by the sofa, he saw the computer on there, immediately put down his glass and ran back to the bedroom, and asked him in a low voice, "Are you turning on the live broadcast?"

The man gave a "hmm" and helped it clean up the garbage: "Okay, no more stuck." He stood up, glanced at the guy with roving eyes at the door, saw that the other party hadn't made up his mind, and warned him: "Don't Stop interrupting my live broadcast!"

After finishing speaking, he returned to the sofa and continued to fiddle with pomelo. He glanced at the barrage, "It's nothing, small things... the voice is familiar? Whose voice do you hear that is not familiar?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the hero pass by him slowly, and continued to speak nonsense: "Well, it does look like Brother Ma, with a smoky voice."

After a while, the male protagonist holding a teacup floated past him again.

"Come on, I don't want to whet your appetite anymore. This is the first time I show my face to you." He said, he put down the toothpick and grapefruit, and pointed the camera at his face, "Can you see it like this?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at the male protagonist who had passed by him for the third time, and felt that the other party was simply inexplicable, "Okay, I know I'm handsome, don't exaggerate, hurry up and take screenshots, and record screens, anyway, it's only 1 minute Time, after this village, there is no such shop."

As soon as the words fell, the male protagonist who passed by him for the fifth time suddenly asked, "Do you drink water?"

Jing Chi raised his eyes and glanced at him: "No drink, thank you." Then he looked at the gifts floating on the screen, "No need to give gifts, children, save your money to buy Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, I'm afraid you will be hit by my handsomeness , can’t make it up.”

Then he glanced at the end of his eyes and saw that the male lead was still standing beside him, Jing Chi was stunned for a moment: "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

"Ah... yes." Hu Qing blinked, then pointed to the red plate on the coffee table, "I want to eat that."

Jing Chi frowned, he felt that today's male lead was really weird, he glanced at the other party with a half-smile, wanting to see what the other party was trying to mess with: "Aren't you allergic to this?"

The male fox said "Oh", holding the tea cup in his hand, not daring to look at him, and glanced aside: "Maybe I'm in a good mood today, so I don't have allergies."

Isn't this a dream?

Jing Chi folded his arms around his chest, with a smile on his face, looked at the person who was staring at his computer, but refused to leave: "Is there anything else, go back and continue drawing your things."

The male protagonist has never come to disturb him during his live broadcast before. Today, this guy's behavior can be said to be very abnormal. Jingchi didn't expose it, just wanted to see what kind of medicine that guy was selling in his gourd.

He lowered his head and glanced at the live broadcast room, it was already crazy:

"Who is that person? It sounds familiar, but I just can't remember it!"

"Wake up my head and tell me the answer."

"Who is that man who is who? I want all his information, immediately!"

Jingchi lazily took a red pomelo pulp, ate it unhurriedly, then glanced at the male protagonist who turned back to the bedroom, and said deliberately: "What's the matter, my beauty in the prosperous age is not enough for you to indulge, you are all thinking Thinking about something else?"

"There was no one just now, have you finished capturing the picture? I will turn off the live broadcast after capturing the picture."

"Well, okay, I'll give you another half a minute, you must cherish the time—" After he finished speaking, he looked at the figure of someone who appeared again at the end of his eyes, and slowly raised the corners of his lips.

He wanted to lean towards quietly, but Hu Qing who accidentally showed his face in the camera was caught by him, he stopped immediately, turned his head and pointed at the sofa and said calmly: "...you see where I put my underwear without?"

Jingchi folded his arms and looked at him, with a half-smile on his face, a little sarcasm in his cold eyes, and he said reservedly: "How do I know where your underwear is?"

The male protagonist stiffened his neck, ignoring that the other party had already seen through his little thoughts: "It's just the lace-up underwear, I obviously remembered throwing it on the sofa yesterday, why can't I find it all of a sudden..."

Jing Chi looked at the other party, licked the corner of his lips, and was speechless.

Look at the poor acting.

Watch his flamboyant performance.

Gee.

Seeing him just staring at her, Hu Qing didn't speak, Wei Wei swallowed guiltyly, and continued with her neck stuck: "That's my favorite pair of underwear, I have to find it, it's very, very important anyway."

If he still doesn't understand what the male lead wants to do, Jing Chi feels that he is simply a fool. He glanced at the live broadcast room that was directly blown up, and rushed to the behind-the-scenes person who wanted to show up at the front desk.

He sneered and waved, "Come on, everyone is calling you, say hello to them?"

The male fox's eyes lit up instantly when he heard the words, he took a step forward but immediately retracted, and said reservedly: "Ah, after all, this is your live broadcast room, how about this?"

"Tch." Jing Chi didn't persuade him, and took another piece of fruit pulp and threw it into his mouth, chewing lazily, "You only have one chance, love will come or not."

Immediately, the male protagonist was not reserved about taking Joe, and hurriedly kicked his cotton mop to the sofa, and waved to everyone in the camera: "Hi, everyone, I am an expert in fox breeding. I appeared suddenly and did not scare everyone. Bar?"

The barrage suddenly went crazy:

"Professor Fox!!! I watched the live broadcast on the platform today! I love you!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm dizzy!"

"Damn it, the cp I'm on is sending out pure saccharin today, it's a bit thick, I haven't digested it yet."

"...So, Qingshen has no chance at all, right? He cried out loud!"

"Ah, so sweet~"

"Hee hee hee, I really made a lot of money today. Fortunately, I recorded the screen, Oye~"

"Oh my god, it's Professor Fox, my world is completely fantasy!"

The fox was instantly satisfied, and was about to leave with hooked lips, but Jing Chi grabbed him, "Professor Fox isn't looking for underwear anymore?"

Hu Qing made a random sentence: "Ah?"

Jingchi smiled and looked at him: "Didn't you say you like this pair of underwear the most, the one with a tie, you must find it, so forget it, huh?"

The vixen rolled her eyes, not knowing why she was blushing: "Oh, I suddenly remembered, that pair of underwear seemed to be torn by you, and it was thrown away yesterday~"

Jing Chi: "..." Yes, you really deserve to be a vixen.

Fine, this is brilliant.

After all, he watched a good show for free, so what else could he say.

The author has something to say: Jingchi: I don't think I can hold this guy anymore.

Hu Qing: I'm a vixen who is easy to cut down, so I can press it if I say it to you, okay?

Jingchi: It is true that if you press it, you can press it, and if you don’t press it, you will be angry.

Fox Qing: Hate~