Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

At night, the moon and stars are all scattered, leaving only a dark sky covering the earth.

There are sporadic lights left in the city late at night, and most people have fallen into a dark and sweet dream, but the 18th floor of a certain community is destined not to enter a peaceful night.

The male fox standing facing the wall in the corner is lowering his head and grabbing the corner of his clothes, and the man on the big bed behind him is holding a mobile phone exuding vigorous black air.

The other party sneered every three seconds, and he didn't know where he saw it, and suddenly said with a half-smile: "You are very smart, Professor Hu, even if you are emotionally hurt, you know you have to post on the Internet."

The male fox with his head bowed in the corner was praised, and immediately puffed out his small chest proudly. He is the most beautiful and whitest vixen in the fox clan, so of course he is smart.

Jingchi continued to look at the words on the phone, and the screen was full of "scumbags" and "human scumbags" that almost made his smile freeze, "Oh, Professor Fox is so pitiful, meeting such a man among men... Scum."

The ears of the man in the corner trembled twice from his laughter, and he quickly drooped down in fright, then stared at his toes and continued to face the wall and think about the past.

But he was obviously so sad, why was he still punished to stand still.

That person didn't love him, and he was punished to stand still, which was so annoying, and he had to face the wall and think about his mistakes.

Is it because he posted about the two of them on the Internet? He should have hidden it more secretly, but he accidentally let the other party catch him, careless!

Jingchi rowed to a certain place, and saw the speech of a certain floor owner above, and then realized the crux of the vixen. No wonder he was asked to cook, and he said he didn't love him, and posted scum for him male label.

Depend on.

The man silently rolled his eyes, and stared at the guy facing the wall in the corner, his slender waist and buttocks were exposed to his eyes, his long hands and feet were damn good looking, just standing like that was a sight to behold.

But as a person whose energy was almost drained, Jing Chi said that he didn't dare to have any interest in or thoughts about him now. He threw his phone on the bed and stared at the other person's back for a long time.

Then he glanced at that person annoyedly, and said unhurriedly: "Professor Fox, do you know what is an attack period and what is an aunt period?"

The fox probably sensed his gaze, and the butterfly bones on its back were revealed a little bit nervously, and it moved its toes nervously, pulling out the smooth muscles and bones of its legs.

Then he replied aggrievedly: "...I know."

Ah.

knowledge?

He knew that Jing Chi could eat up this bed.

The man on the bed sneered again, looked at the figure over there, "Come, let's talk."

It was a mule or a horse that led it out for a walk.

He wanted to see how far the difference between what this guy said and the real answer was.

The male fox over there was still aggrieved, with his mouth curled up and his neck sticking out, feeling the soreness and sadness in his heart, "The attack period is because I didn't cultivate well, and the root of the disease was accidentally left when I became a spirit."

"As for the aunt's period," he paused, thought about the words in that post, and said, "Auntie's period is, it's something unique to human beings... just like me."

"Something unique to human beings?" Jing Chi sneered and asked him, "Then why do you think I don't have any as a human being?"

Hu Qing was questioned by him, how could he know why he didn't have it, and while whimpering and thinking hard, it took him a long time to remember: "...It's unique to girls, how can you have a gay like you."

Hey, it's amazing, even GAY knows it.

Jing Chi looked at the GAY fox in GAY, "Gays like us who don't have an aunt's period should be looked down upon by a GAY like you who has an aunt's period."

After I finished speaking, I couldn't help laughing, fuck, what a poor thing, a GAY with an aunt, so fucking coquettish.

Can't afford to offend.

Trying to suppress his smile, Jing Chi waved at the mentally handicapped thing, "Come here."

The little mentally handicapped man was obedient, and when he heard the words, he immediately turned around and ran back crying, then rushed to the bed and hugged Jing Chi: "You, don't break up with me, woo, I won't post anymore."

Jing Chi has lived for several lifetimes, and has never encountered any kind of gossip and accusations, so he really doesn't take this kind of talk on the Internet seriously.

He looked at the idiot male protagonist who didn't even understand the aunt period and the seizure period, he couldn't laugh or cry, and pulled him out of his arms, "Shut up, did I say you can move around?"

Then he pointed to the mobile phone on the bed with his chin, and annoyed the poor guy: "Take this and go back to face the wall."

The mournful fox didn't dare to refute, and carefully peeked at the man's face, seeing that he was still half-smiling, immediately whimpered and walked away with his mobile phone.

He stared at the two white walls, he couldn't see that the man made him lose his way, he was so scared, "Forgive me, okay... I will be obedient from now on... Be good, I won't mess with you..."

Hearing what he said, Jing Chi immediately felt that the male lead was mean. Didn't everyone misunderstand that he was a scumbag?

Just break up with him neatly.

But thinking about that guy's first love in more than 300 years, it is understandable that he is a little mentally retarded and a little idiot.

And as long as he thinks about the male lead in the original book who was disfigured for the sake of scum and was cruelly abandoned, he will feel a thorn in his heart.

In fact, if the male lead in this world could treat his feelings more neatly, he would be very happy, but one is more infatuated than the other, and one is more difficult to think about than the other.

It's like being trapped by a big net, entangled in it, severely bound, and not allowed to go beyond life.

Jingchi sighed, seeing the silly fox with its back turned to him, feeling uneasy and shivering, he felt a little pity in his heart, and slowed down his tone, "Look up the meaning of the aunt period yourself, when you understand the aunt period and the attack period Come back to me after the difference."

The fox obediently said "oh", and obeyed the man at this time, and hurriedly wiped away the tears and went to the browser to search for "aunt period".

Ten minutes later, the long-legged and long-footed fox walked up to the man on tiptoe. He wanted to tell the man that he had understood the difference between the aunt period and the seizure period.

But as soon as he walked in, he saw that the man was so tired that he fell asleep. Thinking of all the entanglements during the seizure period, and the patience and pity he had always had, he couldn't help but feel distressed and blame himself.

He gently nestled into the man's arms, kissed his forehead, nose tip and chin, tried his best to please him, and coaxed him like a master, for fear that the other party would not want him because of his stupidity. .

Jing Chi didn't really fall asleep at all. Seeing his more and more presumptuous and downward movements, he didn't dare to pretend to be asleep anymore, so he immediately grabbed the flirtatious guy and slapped him hard on the buttocks: "Be honest."

"Aww!" The fox, who wanted to cheat for public benefit but was discovered, immediately became honest, and looked at the man in front of him pitifully with his mouth flattened. It was really uncomfortable to see that he couldn't eat.

Jing Chi looked at the guy who leaned over to kiss him again, his face was covered with the other party's saliva, it was sticky and itchy, very annoying, he let that guy please him for a while, and glanced at him lazily, "Okay , take a break."

Sincere apologies have been received.

Hu Qing snorted twice when he heard the man's gentle voice, and finally he was no longer so afraid and uneasy. He put his head into the man's arms, looking for a place where he could feel at ease. Poke the red fruit on the man's chest.

Then he began to apologize, "I already know the difference between the two... Don't be angry with me, I will explain it to them tomorrow, sorry..."

"Is there anything to explain?" The man turned over slightly, turned off the light, and the room was suddenly plunged into darkness, leaving only the intertwined breathing and lazy conversation between the two of them.

"That is, explain to them that I am not a woman, they have misunderstood... Then tell me that my attack period is your aunt's period, it is not that I am weak but you are weak..."

"What what? Repeat it again, I'm a little confused..."

"Explain to them that I'm not a woman. My seizure period is equivalent to your aunt's period. It's not that I'm weak—oooh! It hurts so much, why did you suddenly spank someone's ass~"

No, it's actually cool.

The cunning fox secretly felt the trembling sensation on the tailbone, and narrowed his eyes comfortably.

"What are you screaming for?" Jing Chi put his hands on the opponent's buttocks and rubbed them twice, then rolled his eyes when the fox snorted comfortably, and withdrew his palm.

Then I started to explain to him: "First, men can't have estrus. I'm very grateful that you don't post blindly. Don't explain it for me."

Just let him go and be good to each other.

Hu Qing pursed her lips lightly, continued to poke the red fruit, nestled in the man's arms and curled her mouth, a little displeased with what the other party refused to let him explain, he felt Jing Chi's dislike for his IQ.

So sad, but I can't refute it.

But obviously he is a very smart fox in the fox clan!

How could you expect that human beings still have such things as aunt period, hum!

During the spicy chicken attack, it ruined his relationship and messed up his IQ.

Fortunately, his man is smart and reliable, otherwise this relationship might have been messed up by this hot chick's misunderstanding!

Just thinking about it makes me angry!

He pursed his lips and asked, "What about the second one?"

Jingchi felt that the other party smeared him with a sneaky kiss on the face, conniving at the other party's behavior for his own benefit, "The second is...they misunderstood it if they misunderstood it. It's just what they say on the Internet, it doesn't matter at all."

"The most important thing is, why do you explain everything too clearly, to make it easier for others to pick horses, or to hope that you will be fleshed out as soon as possible? How do you tell them that you are a vixen and that is why you have seizures?"

Jing Chi pursed his lips, and touched the head of the silly fox: "Then when you are made into a specimen and displayed in a museum, I will have to find another fox spirit."

Hearing this, Hu Qing immediately sat up, turned over and rode on Jingchi's waist, covered his mouth and bared his teeth, and said, "There are no other fox spirits! Hmph!"

Not to mention how smooth this coherent movement was, Jingchi was stunned.

Then he slapped the man hard on the buttocks, and glanced at the guy who was about to go to the house, "Get down!"

The beaten fox whined, then pouted and arched into his arms, withdrew his bared canine teeth, and instantly became honest and well-behaved: "Don't look for other vixens, they are not as good as me, I am obedient, and I am not as good as you!" !"

Jing Chi turned over and pressed the person underneath, and finally cured the ADHD that had plagued the fox for many years: "I'm not as stupid as you."

Hu Qing was pressed by him just like that, and then happily wrapped his hands and feet around him, locked him tightly in his arms, and never let him go.

But the sensitive little nose leaned into the other party's neck, sniffing the man's strong breath—ah, it smells so good.

want to eat~

... Gudong.

"what sound?"

The male fox secretly swallowed and shook his head: "No, I don't know..."

"..." Jingchi could believe that the cunning little thing was a ghost, he didn't say anything, just turned around and turned on the light silently, then went to the sofa in the living room with the quilt in his arms.

He still didn't forget to turn his head and warn the guy who put the door frame, drooled, and hopelessly, "Don't step out of the room."

The fox in the house immediately pouted and stamped, "Hmph!"

Why didn't you hide it well, why did you accidentally swallow your saliva, gas!

He looked back at his unbelievably spacious big bed, cried and kicked it twice, then went up to vent his anger by jumping and stomping on it.

It's not bad, why did he buy such a good quality bed in the first place!

Ah ah ah ah ah!crazy! ! !

The author has something to say: Hu Qing: My attack period is so strong and brave, and the weak aunt period is so comparable, hum~

Jingchi: [a capitalized weakness]