Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

The male protagonist who returned from Jingchi's house after eating and drinking was still aggrieved and felt uncomfortable to death.

How can that person say that he doesn't have a boyfriend, doesn't he!

So when he got home, after he turned around twice impatiently, he took out his mobile phone and found the forum, and posted a reply in his previous post.

780L: [The original poster] I was very angry today, I went out to eat with him, and then in the bathroom I heard someone ask him if he had a boyfriend or girlfriend, he said no.

I was there at the time, and after hearing what he said, I felt that Mao was going to explode with anger.

It feels like he just enjoys doing that thing with me and doesn't see me as a real partner, so sad.

781L: Huh?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the host is back! ! !I don't know why, I haven't seen you for a month, and I feel that browsing the forum is boring.

782L: Oh my god, this kind of person is a scumbag, what does he mean by saying that he doesn't have a girlfriend in front of the poster? !If you want me to break up with him directly!

783L: Let's break up, do you want to keep this kind of scumbag for the Mid-Autumn Festival?

784L: Is this kind of scumbag still going to stay past eleven?

785L: Do you want to save this kind of scumbag for Christmas?

786L: Landlord, I want to ask, did he make up for you during the confession ceremony?Did he offer to introduce you to his brother?Also, what was the situation and the reason why he denied that you were his girlfriend? Is there any woman present who is very sympathetic to him?

787L: Reply to 786L: This question focuses on the key points three times in a row. There is nothing wrong with it. The host will see this layer soon! ! !Anxious to death!

788L: This guy is really scum, no matter what, the host has been with him for a month now, obviously he said he likes the host on his own initiative, but in the end he told others that the host is not his girlfriend, and he was in front of others Isn't this hitting the host's face!

With all due respect, he didn't think about the landlord's idea at all. There is no other word to describe this kind of person except a capital scum.

789L: Oh, I feel so miserable for the host. I still remember the way he told us a month ago that he would not come again. Really, the host probably likes this guy very much, the kind who suppresses all hopes and the future. Go in, only to be let down by the sad feeling.

790L: That man is disgusting, break up quickly, landlord, and find a good man again!

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801L: [Old Landlord]: After reading your replies, I feel so sad and sad.For some special reason, these two days were already boring, and now they are even more boring.

Now I don't want to break up with him, he is actually very good to me, and we are in harmony with each other...

802L: It turns out that the landlord's aunt is coming, alas, I have to encounter such troubles, let's forget it, let the landlord go over these two days and then talk about it.

803L: Poor landlord, hug~

804L: I'm so angry. Every time I read this kind of post that I don't want to break up with a scumbag, it's very annoying. Can you be more frank, denying your identity in front of your face, what are you waiting for if you still don't break up?

805L: This man does give people a feeling that he doesn't want to be responsible. May I ask if you two still have a sense of freshness and passion for each other?Focus on [each other], don't just talk about your feelings alone.

806L: I think this is a very good opportunity. The aunt period can just test the scumbag's attitude towards the host.

How about this, the landlord, your aunt called him during her period and said she was very uncomfortable, and wanted him to let him come over, and see how he reacts, if he doesn't come, then break up directly.

If he comes, you can try to do it, anyway, girls have privileges at this time~

It's not too much to ask him to cook you porridge or something, and then ask someone to buy you some medicine, or rub your stomach or something.

If he is doing well, you can take a photo of him taking care of you, and then ask him if he can post a group photo and post it on Moments or something. After all, you two have been together for so long. If he If you are willing, it means that the previous matter may be a misunderstanding, and you can sit down and talk about it.

If he doesn't want to, don't think about it, just break up.

8 is very comprehensive, the poster should try this method, I think the scumbag will be exposed when he uses this method.

808L: But if Aunt Qi learns that the other party doesn't love the host...is it okay?

809L: Reply to the upstairs, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, how can you make up for youth and time after spending time with this kind of scumbag?

810L: Well, I chased you all the way, I hope the host will be fine.

……

Hu Qing lay on the edge of the sofa, throwing the phone in any corner, he felt that he was going to die miserably, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Just then, his phone vibrated, "Buzzing..."

Hu Qing was taken aback, got up and took the phone, and saw that it was a WeChat message from his master.

He went in mournfully.

Master: Is it time to attack again in two days?

Little vixen: Yes.

Master: Your grandfather and master found a key medicine that can cure your seizures. Let's try to make it according to the prescription.

Little vixen: Thank you for your hard work, Patriarch and Master!

Master: It’s okay. Who told me to have only you as my apprentice? By the way, you haven’t changed into your original form recently, have you?

Little vixen: ...No.

Master: You are so good. I know you are obedient. If there are no accidents, you will be able to refine the medicine in half a year.

Little vixen: Okay, I'm fine, please say hello to Grandpa and Master for me.

Master: If you don’t help me, go by yourself.He put away the bath water and I went to take a shower.

Little vixen: ...Don't bully Patriarch and Master all the time!

Master: Don't forget to check the express delivery, don't eat indiscriminately outside, don't change your original shape, stay away from human beings, bye.

Little vixen: ...bye.

After finishing speaking, the male fox immediately put down the phone with a guilty conscience, feeling that he had made so many mistakes without telling the master, it was very wrong, on the one hand, he thought of that cunning human being, and was sad alone.

Fortunately, I didn't tell the master about him and that human being, otherwise the current situation would definitely make the master kick his legs.

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The more he thinks about it, the sadder he gets, so sad, the attack period also makes troubles, and he is more and more eager for the other party's arrival, how can he leave that person if this continues!annoying!

……

The next day, Jingchi took the courier to the 18th floor, "Professor Fox, the courier!"

Hu Qing heard his movement, and went to open the door, with a bit of frustration and frustration on her face.

Jingchi took the package in, "Here, your overseas direct mail package, no wonder it took more than a month to arrive." He went to the bar to pick up a glass of water and drank a glass of water, his whole body was like a salted fish dying of thirst.

Hu Qing: "Yes."

Hearing his movements so weak, Jing Chi glanced back at him, and looked at the sad person sitting on the sofa, with his long white legs exposed, not to mention how pretty he was: "What's wrong?"

The male protagonist shook his head lightly, "It's okay."

Jing Chi went to get the scissors and opened the package, "Come on, check and accept, Professor Fox?"

The male fox gave a "hmm" and didn't deliberately make things difficult as before. He took out the contents one by one and inspected them carefully. After checking and inspecting, he felt that he was very wronged, so he pursed his lips and looked reluctant.

Jing Chi looked at the table full of cosmetics, and was stunned. He licked the corners of his lips, looked at the facial masks, makeup brushes, and a bunch of unfamiliar round, square, and long ones. short.

Then he looked at the male protagonist who was pouting his lips, and sighed with the corners of his lips curled up: "It turns out that Professor Fox lives such a delicate life..."

Hu Qing glared at him with a "hum", complaining in his voice, "It's not all because of you!"

No, why is it because of him again? !

Jingchi felt that he was really sitting at home, and the pot came from the sky. He glanced at the male lead in a blink of an eye, and reached out to touch his head: "Are you okay?" What are you doing all day?

The male lead felt very comfortable with his big palm, he held down the man's hand and refused to let him go, then lowered his head and kissed on it, all the hostility and anger just now disappeared, and he became obedient again, Ask him in a muffled voice, "Am I pretty?"

"Let me take a look." Jing Chi raised his chin, looked at the hero's extremely charming face, and was completely subdued by him, "I can see it."

"Yeah." Hu Qing drooped her ears and said dejectedly, "I will learn to make up in the future, because I want to look better."

Jingchi raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

The male fox nodded at him, with a firm and affirmative attitude: "So I will try my best to show you whoever you like."

day!

What is driving this vixen crazy!

Is this a stand-in scene? Who else do you like to learn from him? If he doesn't like him, why are you still with him?

Something is wrong!

"..." Jing Chi didn't bother to pay attention to him, he just lifted up the delicate and fair face of the hero and looked at it carefully for a while.

Tsk tsk, how handsome she is with red lips, white teeth, and clear eyebrows, she doesn't need makeup.

It's really a small heart, a needle in the bottom of the sea, a person like him who moves around the world with his heart is really unpredictable.

Ugh.

Jing Chi moved closer again, looking at the hero's face without a single pore, watery, just like freshly fished tofu, tender as hell, and so is the mouth, what a beautiful color!

Jing Chi glanced at him and said intentionally, "You are so white, so it must be because of makeup?"

When the male protagonist heard him boasting about himself, he was immediately a little happy and excited, but he still suppressed his excitement, pouted his lips and retorted in a low voice, "No, I'm born white!"

Jing Chi pulled the man onto his lap, looked at the man's ears that were slowly pricking up, and finally stopped drooping, and continued: "Impossible, the summer sun is so strong, you can't get tanned at all?"

Hu Qing nodded proudly, and puffed up her chest: "Well, I haven't been tan since childhood~"

"And this mouth, did you put on lipstick?" The man's fingertips rubbed it lightly twice, feeling the delicate and moist touch there, without fading, "No wonder every time I kiss you, it feels sweet , unexpectedly secretly smeared honey behind my back, thinking that you are sweet."

The male fox pouted, stretched out his head and snorted: "No! It's me who is very sweet!"

Hey, I finally cheered up.

Jing Chi glanced at him, "Oh, I don't believe it. You know so much about makeup, and when you buy something, you send it directly from overseas. The technology should be very high. Who knows if you are lying to us who don't know anything!"

The male fox frowned and hugged his neck, "It's just not there!" He coquettishly buried him in his arms, rubbed his lips against him lightly, "Why did you lie to you~"

"Then prove it." The man who was holding him licked the corner of his lips, leaned lazily on the sofa, half closed his eyes and looked at the good-looking and cuddly vixen, a little fond of him.

The male protagonist lay in his arms, and immediately looked up after hearing the words: "How, how to prove it?"

Why does he feel that the air around him is suddenly scorching...

I saw the man casually evoking a smile, not to be bad, but his cold brows and eyes were elegant and fierce.

The other party came close to his ear, lowered his voice and said softly: "Let me check...whether the inside is the same white."

The deep and sexy voice was like a cello, and the affection touched Xiaoling's coquettish heartstrings.

The male fox's sensitive ears were burned twice.

The bright spots in his eyes lit up one by one.

Those two sly eyes rolled slightly, and Hu Qing didn't ask the man whether he had seen it countless times before, why didn't he know whether he was the same white inside and out.

He just huffed arrogantly, then pinched the hem of his clothes under the man's waiting gaze, thought about it but then suddenly let go.

"You come." He didn't want to come by himself, how noble and elegant he looked!

He is the prettiest, best-looking and whitest vixen~

Jing Chi couldn't help laughing at the male fox with its head propped up, looking noble and glamorous.

This retarded thing.

But I also feel that some things are better done by myself. After all, peeling peaches is also a delicious thing, so I didn’t postpone it much, so I went to do it myself.

He hugged the other party resignedly, and said very reluctantly: "Okay."

The author has something to say: Hu Qing: I am so proud, how could I undress myself!

Jingchi: ...God is so proud.