Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Jing Chi drove directly to the male lead's house, there was no way, who made him owe too much debt.

It is a big health care, and it is rewarded, so it is not easy to deceive the elderly.

Especially this kind of zombie-level elderly who have lived for more than 300 years.

In line with the principle of caring for the empty-nest elderly, after Jing Chi brought him home, he immediately hugged him horizontally.

Then I walked all the way, took off the peach's coat, and sent it under the tap to rinse.

Because of the long ripening time and proper storage, peaches are rich in juice and sweet in taste.

So it didn't take much effort when washing, and it was smooth and supple.

And because the variety is quite good, rosy in white, it is really beautiful.

Jing Chi thought that after washing, he would re-wrap the peach in the packaging bag, but the peach was so ripe that he couldn't wait.

He was also afraid that the peaches that had been stored for so long would be spoiled, but after he pinched them, the peaches would be ripe immediately, so he simply ate the peaches without waiting any longer.

……

After eating the peaches, Jing Chi was sweating profusely, and he went to the bathroom to take a shower again, but the male lead refused to let him, insisting on bringing him milk to drink.

Jing Chi was annoyed, telling the other party that the milk was gone, but the male lead refused to do so, so he insisted on drinking milk, pestering, making noise, and crying.

In the end, Jingchi got annoyed, so he went to pick up the stock, and finally found a tube of milk. After handing it to the hero, the ancestor finally stopped for a while.

Jing Chi sat on the edge of the bathtub, threw away the half-eaten peach, sweated all over and went to take a shower, but who would have thought that the peach ran back by itself, dragging and tugging to seduce him, and kept emitting With the sweet aroma, just don't let him take a bath.

Jingchi's self-control is actually quite good, but the peach was so delicious that he couldn't bear it, and finally went to continue gnawing on the half-gnawed thing, sweating profusely and exhausted from gnawing.

Finally, after another episode, the male protagonist lay on the stomach of Jingchi, his eyes were looking at the roof, without focus, and he was in a daze.

After a while, he turned over and entangled Jingchi again with his red eyes, "One more time~"

Still, Jingchi felt that if he ate any more, he would choke to death on Taozi, so he refused to say anything, "Go play by yourself, I'm going to take a shower and go home."

The male fox didn't want to, so he wrapped his hands and feet around the man, "No, I'm not satisfied yet, I'll give you a bad review when I leave!"

Bad reviews are bad reviews, as long as he can leave, Jingchi doesn’t care what he comments or not, and he just tripped people with a Shaolin leg, "Okay, I will give you a different master and continue to press."

As he said, he got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. The fluffy guest on the bed kept pushing him endlessly: "Where is the master who changed me, why hasn't he come yet? Come quickly, or we will give bad reviews together!"

Hey, this guy is really talented!

One mouthful and one bad review, really think that there are no tigers in the mountains if you don't give him some color? !

Jingchi, who was halfway there, went back and threw the man on the g, "Isn't this coming, can you be patient?" He said and slapped the man on the buttocks, "Kneel down."

Then the male fox was subdued by the lesson, squeaked non-stop, and finally cried and begged endlessly, and turned around to kiss him in a fawning manner, his legs trembling, and he couldn't even kneel.

Jing Chi asked him: "Do you still give bad reviews?"

How could Hu Qing dare, she kept shaking her head with water droplets on her eyelashes, "No... woo."

"Is Master Jing's service good?"

The male fox really couldn't stand it any longer, excitedly biting the sheet under him, "Woo...I want to change into my original form..."

Nest grass? !

Prototype? !

Upon hearing this, Jing Chi was so frightened that he almost shrank, "How dare you?!"

If he really changed into his original form, he might be left with a shadow for the rest of his life! !

The fox was trembling, the sentences couldn't even be connected, and all of them fell apart: "...No, it really has to change."

Jing Chi was stumped by him immediately, he had no choice but to shoot, and he was just stuck in the middle, neither advancing nor retreating.

Depend on.

This is really the first big problem encountered in several lifetimes, and it can be listed as the same level of problem as when the earthquake came.

"No!" Jing Chi looked at the other party, "After the change, you can spend the rest of your life with your toys."

Those toys were all dead, they had been thrown into limbo by Hu Qing long ago, what could be better than that, he groaned and choked back in fright, he clenched his hands tightly and dared not change at all.

But in the end, he didn't hold back and conjured a tail for him.

Jing Chi was stunned by the tail, so frightened, he hurriedly confessed and finished the matter in a hurry.He turned over and lay on the side panting heavily, looking at the fox lying dead on the bed with complicated emotions.

Oh, and that huge tail.

It took Hu Qing a while to recover from the absent-minded state, and then looked at him with red eyes, nose and mouth: "Do it again?"

"..." Jing Chi looked at his half-dead appearance, and knew that the other party would not be able to bear it again, otherwise he could really change back to his original shape, and he didn't know if the other party was holding back too much before, so I don't know how to restrain myself once I start meat.

He shook his head and got off the bed, "If you can still kneel up, I'll think about it."

Hu Qing immediately wanted to prove it to him when he heard the words, but his muscles were trembling and his legs were so sore that he wanted to cry, how could he kneel down!

He lay on the bed looking at the man with bulging muscles, his eyes full of resentment, and said to the man, "I'm going to the gym!"

Jing Chi glanced at him and sneered: "Why, want to turn around and sing a little Ling?"

Hu Qing snorted, as soon as there was something to do, it would be cool to do zero, he hummed: "Take me to take a bath."

Caring for the mentally retarded is everyone's responsibility, Jing Chi picked him up, carried him directly to the bathtub like a chicken, and then took the shower to his ass and started to flush.

The red fox screamed and almost jumped up. He hugged his sleek tail and pouted: "What are you doing!"

What else can I do, Jing Chi rolled his eyes, "I'll give you a shower."

Hu Qing had an expression of "You just deliberately pointed at my tail and didn't admit it": "Hmph!"

Jingchi: "..." It's just inexplicable.

He didn't bother to flush him, so he just said directly: "The well water does not interfere with the river water, and does not interfere with each other, ok?"

Lying leisurely in the bathtub, the male fox hugged his tail and swung his long legs: "OK."

With these words, Jing Chi stopped talking to him and concentrated on taking a shower.

……

After taking a shower, Jing Chi didn't leave in a hurry, and went to cook noodles for the two of them, intending to eat and drink enough before talking about the road.

But over there, the male fox lying paralyzed on the bed was holding a mobile phone to video with his master. He wagged his big tail behind him, and he was very happy: "Master, where are you?"

Over there, a handsome man who is so handsome is sitting in the hanging chair and swinging around, his face is full of reluctance, and his long and narrow phoenix eyes glance at the camera, "Where else can it be, the ancestral house."

"Ah?" Hu Qing pursed her lips, looking at the man whose nose is not a nose, eyes are not eyes, but still very good-looking, "Master Patriarch took you back again?"

As soon as this was mentioned, the man immediately sneered: "If he has the ability, he will imprison me for the rest of his life, otherwise I will run away."

Hu Qing lowered his eyes, he was partial to Master Patriarch, but he was afraid that Master would see it, "Master Patriarch is doing it for you, after all, there are so many bad guys out there, what if something happens to you?"

"Then he can go out with me, instead of locking me at home."

Hu Qing sighed, "But Master Patriarch is naturally quiet, so how could he like to go out and wander around." When Master Patriarch accepted Master, it was probably the worst mistake in his life.

The man with long and narrow phoenix eyes glanced sharply at the camera, "What do you mean, little vixen? Who is your apprentice?"

Hu Qing pouted: "Of course it's your apprentice!"

"Talk to him again, and you're not."

As soon as the words came out, the male protagonist immediately held his tail and bared his teeth at him, "It's none of my business, Master, why are you always like this!"

The handsome man on the opposite side saw his bared teeth, and immediately closed his eyes in disgust: "I'm ugly, but I have to make such an expression."

Hu Qing pouted immediately: "Woo!"

"All right, all right, don't cry, I'll take it back, I'll take it back! That sentence just now is not true, the little vixen is so pretty, she is the most handsome existence of the fox clan after me~"

Hu Qing drooped her tail limply, unwilling to talk to him, "...I hate you."

The handsome man on the opposite side saw the appearance of his lover, and finally restrained himself a little, "Did you check carefully when you received the express delivery recently?"

Hu Qing: "Yes."

"I forwarded you those health tips, have you read it?"

"Looked."

"Okay, I know you are obedient, don't neglect the matter of growing the fox clan, don't eat indiscriminately, don't talk about it, I should go and put him in the bath water."

Hu Qing nodded: "Say hello to Master Patriarch for me."

"Don't help, ask yourself."

After finishing speaking, the handsome man over there hung up the video impatiently.

Hu Qing patted her little heart lightly, got out of bed and opened the door of the bedroom, took a look, the person in the kitchen hadn't left yet, she was a little happier all of a sudden.

He is so smart, he didn't let the master find out that there is a cunning human being in his house, and he can eat the food made by that cunning human~

So after eating a delicious meal, the happy fox looked at the man who was about to leave crying, biting his little finger, his eyes were wet, pitiful and wronged.

"Can't we just leave?"

Seeing that he had regained his strength, Jing Chi dared to stay still, "No!" After speaking, he immediately carried the fox who was blocking the door behind him, opened the door and left.

Back home, it was past nine o'clock, and Jing Chi found an unread message on his phone.

Qingqing Zijin: When will you have time to arrange a show?

He looked at it, and the time the other party sent the message was four o'clock in the afternoon, and he should have just returned home by then.

Jing Chi licked the corner of his lips, and replied: Tomorrow, I'm too tired today.

Over there in seconds: OK, good night.

Big Grapefruit: Good night.

……

A month later, everyone knew that Qingshen had an extra wonderful nanny, the kind who could give you milk even if there was only a mouthful of blood left.

The operation is sneaky, especially powerful.

Jingchi's fans soared all the way to 8+.

Brother Ma is not bad either, and the popularity of rubbing against them has reached 4.

And the male protagonist, under Ma Ge's reminder, posted his manga on Weibo, updating one a day, very diligent, very cute, and full of work.

Fans who came here admiringly from Weibo, coupled with Jing Chi's occasional visits, also made him fly all the way to 6.

However, Professor Fox continued his courses so dryly, like a dean, drawing his manga while explaining knowledge, striving for the great goal of revitalizing the Fox clan.

Jing Chi admires the male lead a lot, especially for being able to calm down and not be impetuous.

This is the benefit of being older, people, the older you are, the more patient you are.

Look at the male protagonist, he is over 300 years old, and he is doing very well, unlike ordinary young people, he is very bad.

For example, a certain person whose id is "The Man Behind the Mustang" doesn't know what's going on all day long, so he will go around to get popular, play PK, and beg his fans to throw him rotten eggs.

Such a comparison, how reassuring the male protagonist is.

Jing Chi withdrew his lips and quit the game, and then sent a wave of pk invitations to Professor Hu, a widow and lonely old man.

He curled his lips, looked at the man on the other side who was still serious about imparting knowledge, and lazily interrupted him: "Professor Fox sounds busy?"

Hu Qing stopped Tiaoman, and pointed the camera below his face: "It seems that the things I bought a month ago have arrived."

Seeing this, Jing Chi also adjusted the camera to himself, "What kind of courier, it takes a month to arrive?"

The male fox snorted softly, "I have been clearing customs at the customs before, and it has been cleared for more than half a month."

Jingchi: "Maybe it will arrive tomorrow, don't worry, I will definitely deliver it to you~"

Hu Qing felt relieved when he heard the words, and he still didn't forget to tell him: "Then you come early, I, I'm quite anxious."

"I've been waiting for a month, why are you still in a hurry for these two days?" Jing Chi sneered, of course he knew what the vixen meant, and he said perfunctorily: "Sure, I'll try my best."

Hu Qing curled her lips: "It's not that I try my best, but I must come early!"

Jingchi crossed his legs, knowing that he was anxious, but refused to agree: "Professor Fox, I understand that you are anxious, but you also have to try to put yourself in another place and understand whether we are couriers. We will definitely give you early delivery if we can." right?"

Seeing that he talked so much, the male fox just refused to agree to it outright. He was very angry, and knew that he had to maintain his personality in front of so many fans.

He rolled his eyes, suddenly had an idea, and said, "It's okay, if it's not convenient for you to deliver it, I can pick it up at your house~"

"..." Jing Chi rolled his eyes, then pursed his lips and said, "Mr. Fox remember to change into his slippery clothes before coming back, otherwise he won't open the door."

Hu Qing immediately praised her wit, and poked her fingertip happily: "Okay."

He will definitely change into his slipperiest clothes~

The author has something to say: Hu Qing: I am such a clever little ghost.

Jingchi: Correct me, old clever ghost.

Hu Qing: ... so angry! 【Super Resentment】