Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

"What else can I do, just deliver the courier." The man in the room was manipulating the characters on the phone while spanking the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Okay, since you guys insist on letting me celebrate the [-]th follower, I'll celebrate it as hard as I can." Since the PK with the hero, the number of Jingchi's fans has skyrocketed, all the way up to [-].

I don't know if those people fell in love with his body or his soul.

"What should I give away? How about I start a Weibo like other anchors?" Jing Chi pursed his lips slightly, played the game for a while and glanced at the live broadcast room, and the fans suddenly frantically swiped the screen.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'm crazy!"

"OMG who did I see?!"

"The boss actually knew Qingshen? Am I the last one to know?"

Jingchi was taken aback for a moment, only to find out that an anchor with 10,000+ fans had entered his live broadcast room, and the room was reminded repeatedly that the screen was almost bursting.

He didn't know who the other party was, so he just thought he was in the wrong place, and continued with his own rhythm, "How about this, after I finish this game, I will register on Weibo, and then I will give you a lottery... But what is the draw?" What about the prize?"

Jing Chi licked the corner of his lips, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "Ah, just smoke a box of instant noodles!"

No way, he is so poor, of course he has no money to send fruit machines, lipsticks and pads.

Everyone shouted at him in the comments:

"Boss!!! The award is not important, the key is Qingshen!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah my two favorite anchors actually know each other, I'm going to die of happiness!"

"I still can't understand how such an excellent Qingshen would know such a coquettish boss."

"Instant noodles??? This should be the worst event in the history of anchors giving gifts by lottery, bar none!"

Jingchi saw that the colleague who came in refused to leave, so he was stationed in his live broadcast room, and the fans asked eagerly, so he responded casually: "Your boss has fans all over the world, don't panic, wait for me to call Finish this game."

"Looking at your [-] followers, do you have the guts to say it again!"

"Smelly shameless, you are ranked second, no one dares to rank first!"

"Qingshen, hurry up, I know you must have walked into the wrong room, let reality give this person a loud mouth!"

Jingchi sneered, "Shhh, be quiet." He raised his eyebrows, and bought the last piece of equipment, "Look, it's about to be tortured!"

Speaking of which, Daji, who had already lost blood in the grass, cast a charm spell on Nuwa, who was full of blood, and then knocked her down with a sharp blade.

Zhao Yun, who was behind Nuwa, immediately climbed over the wall and came over with a spear, and his teammates kept warning the only remaining Daji to "retreat".

Daji, who was bloody, didn't pay any attention to it, and flashed into the tower with a light move, and sent out six red hearts at the same time, beheading Zhao Yun who wanted to jump over the tower and seize people.

Daji, who still had the last layer of blood left, stood in the tower, looked at A Ke who rushed up angrily, turned around the tower lightly, and then cast the charm again, adding the damage of the blade and the tower together , Ake immediately fell to the ground.

A surprised female voice immediately came out of the game: triplr`kill! ! !

Jing Chi pursed his lips and apologized meanly: "It's a bit embarrassing to give me three heads for nothing."

Then, ignoring the crazy live broadcast room, he directly led the soldiers to push the opponent's crystal.

After playing the game, Jingchi exited the game, looked at the prompt in the live broadcast room, and was stunned: "Wow, this colleague is so generous, you will give me a yacht as soon as you come?"

He clicked his tongue twice, "This is my true fan, no doubt~ Don't say that someone walked into the wrong room~"

Just after finishing speaking, he glanced at the number of fans who were rising slowly, and Jing Chi was speechless: "Can the server still handle the sudden increase of so many people?"

"Boss is nervous!!"

"Hahahahahahaha how much you mess around every day!"

"Qingshen, I beg you to start a live broadcast, don't let us go to other people's live broadcast rooms to catch people every day, blah blah!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the rain of gifts began to swipe, and the game screen in the entire live broadcast room was not blocked by the swipe, all kinds of roses, yachts, and tractors.

Jingchi saw that he was brushing endlessly, so he hurriedly reminded: "Okay, brother, don't brush, we didn't say that we would brush so much when we talked about the price, and we won't be reimbursed when the time comes!"

"What kind of wild way is this anchor, I laughed so hard, can you please Qingshen?"

"Wo Cao ha ha ha ha ha ha the boss is starting to flirt again!"

"What kind of entrustment do you, a game anchor, earn back?"

"Please continue your performance."

The brother on the opposite side didn't have the slightest intention to stop, and a pile of presents fell down, at least a hundred thousand, Jingchi was so scared that he slipped away immediately: "Brother, I really can't afford it, what are you going to do?" Make me go live!"

After finishing talking, I didn't dare to stay longer, so I turned off the live broadcast and threw my phone out to eat.

While eating, I searched for the origin of the Qingshen, but there was nothing else except that the other party was a game anchor like him.

This person is really inexplicable. Don't you think it's blatant to him to give him a gift with your own tuba?

But Jingchi has been closed for a long time, so he didn't pay much attention to it after dinner, but rode his own small tricycle to pick up the courier.

It has been two days since the male protagonist's attack period. In these two days, Jingchi rejected all the entanglement and harassment from the other party. It was not easy for him to calm down for two days. When he saw the express package with Hu Qing written on it, he immediately flipped through He rolled his eyes.

This vixen is really not afraid of ruining his family, okay, give it away, give it to him, can't you?

……

Half an hour later, Jingchi called the other party, "Are you home?"

"not here."

"Is it really not here? Okay, then I won't give it to you."

"...I'm really not here, I'm downstairs at your house."

Jing Chi frowned upon hearing this, not knowing why this man went to his house, "Come back." The male lead's car has air conditioning, and he didn't want to ride his convertible tricycle on such a hot day.

The other party "hummed" after hearing this, and then said angrily, "Got it."

"Hurry up, or I'll be so hot, you can go play by yourself next time you have an attack." Of course Jing Chi knew what the hero was angry about, it was nothing more than the fact that he didn't answer his phone for the past two days.

But he thinks that after experiencing such a devil's oppression, someone can still treat the hero with a normal heart instead of rushing around, which is really admirable!

Five minutes later, after Jing Chi sat on the stairs and watched an episode of cross talk, the elevator finally brought the male lead up.

Hu Qing looked at the man's back and began to speak, "I'm back."

The man sitting on the stairs turned his head and glanced at him, then turned off his phone and stood up, holding a small package, "Open the door, I'm about to suffer from heat stroke."

The sly eyes of the male fox turned slightly, and then dawdled to find the key, but failed to do so for a long time, "If you suffer from heat stroke, I can take care of you."

"..." Hey, this little idiot.

Seeing that he was really thinking about it, Jing Chi hurriedly stopped him: "Don't, you can take care of me even if I don't suffer from heat stroke, Mr. Fox."

Don't torment him, he has just recovered, and he can't bear another wave of people and beasts on the hospital bed.

Give him a break, man.

When the male fox heard the same reasoning, he pursed his lips and took out the key neatly to open the door. The air conditioner inside was not turned off. As soon as he opened the door, Jingchi felt the exuberant cool air, and instantly his pores opened comfortably.

He went in with the courier, closed the door, walked directly to the sofa and dropped his things, and then went to drink water: "Inspect the goods, sir?"

Hu Qing looked at the small package, "What did I buy?"

"You ask me?" Jing Chi rolled his eyes, and while gulping water, he lifted up the top T-shirt, revealing the hard-covered waist of a male dog, "Take it apart and see."

After filling himself with water, he went to the drawer and took the scissors. After dismantling the things, he pushed them in front of the hero, "Here, let's have a look."

Jingchi felt that this vixen with a head full of dirty things should not be able to buy any good things, so he waited to see the other party's jokes, but who knew that the male fox ignored the delivery, and instead cast his eyes on himself .

"Take off your clothes." Hu Qing looked at the man. The man drank too fast, and the exposed water stains condensed into a crystal drop on his chin. His mouth was parched, and the tip of his tongue pressed back and forth against the roof of his mouth. commotion.

Jing Chi frowned when he heard the words, and looked at the vixen as if hearing some joke, "What is it?"

The hero's face was calm, and he didn't mean to blush at all. He just looked at Jingchi like this: "I'll check and accept you after you take off your clothes, otherwise I won't check."

Jingchi didn't expect that the fox would take him into the army, so he licked the corner of his lips with great interest, and asked him casually: "Mr. Fox, are you threatening me, a dedicated courier?"

Hu Qing didn't beat around the bush: "Well, I'm threatening you."

That "you can figure it out" look is really...

Jing Chi still felt that this man was listening to his heart, so he lowered his head and pretended to think for a while, why did he say, "I'm doing so much taking off by myself, don't I have anything to add to the fun?"

The male fox immediately leaned over in a very polite manner, "I have everything you want to add to the fun~"

When he said this, Jing Chi immediately remembered the things the other party bought, all kinds of ointments, lotions, and sprays.

Really add to the fun, really don't do it.

But he obviously wasn't as powerful as the hero's brain circuit, cleared his throat, and explained: "How about this, if I take off one piece, you'll inspect the goods, and if I take off two pieces, you'll sign for it, how about it?"

"No!" The male fox was at a disadvantage when he heard it, "You must take off all your clothes, and I will inspect the goods if there is nothing left."

"Okay, then change it." Jing Chi knew that he was unwilling to do the way just now, paused and said, "I'll take one off and you take off the other, and you'll accept it when you take it off."

The male fox rolled his eyes when he heard the words, he didn't lose at all, "Okay."

He turned to close the curtains, put on the music, and then came back to look at the other party: "Let's get started."

Those eyes are bright and shining with green light, as if they want to eat people.

A man in Jingchi certainly wouldn't be afraid of these things, but after pinching the hem of his clothes, he paused and looked at him, "How about you help me?"

The male fox twitched his ears twice when he heard the words, and immediately agreed: "Okay!"

Jing Chi just sat there like this, looking at each other like a second uncle, with a calm face: "Don't take advantage of me!"

Not Zhan is a fool, Hu Qing walked over and licked away the dripping water on his chin, then bent down and gently lifted the hem of the clothes in his mouth.

Jingchi was being rubbed back and forth by him, and he felt a little angry. He raised his hand and slapped the man's ass, and taught the vixen a lesson: "Be honest."

However, there is a smile and connivance in the voice, where does it really mean to teach others?

The male fox was hit by him, and his whole body trembled a few times. He couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped on the man with a groan, got his head into his T-shirt, wrapped his legs around the man's waist , Rub up.

……

After taking a shower, Jing Chi picked up the person on the sofa, sent him to the bathtub filled with water, glanced at the person who was still full of thoughts, "Not yet accepted?"

The male protagonist has long hands and long legs. After lying in the water, his legs rested on the edge of the bathtub, looking like a wave to the sky, and he glanced at him from the end of his eyes with red rouge, "Come in, let's wash together. "

Jing Chi glanced at the vixen's posture, and asked him directly, "Where do you want me to go with this posture?"

"Hmph!" Hu Qing didn't blush when he heard him speak yellow accent directly, rolled his eyes and said, "Me."

"Okay, it's your reward for being good." The man walked over and untied the bath towel with one hand, and the white bath towel fell to his feet in an instant, and was slightly wet by the overflowing water from the bathtub.

……

After playing until the evening, Jing Chi felt that his physical strength was about to lose again, and threw that annoying vixen on the bed with a wolf-proof hand, and then went to the living room to take the courier, "Okay, take a look quickly, if it's right I'm back."

The male protagonist who was thrown by him just fell on the bed, showing no sign of shyness, "Why do you want to leave, can't you stay here?"

"No!" The man refused straight away. Seeing that he was unwilling to accept it, he poured the contents of the package on the other party. He looked at the guy on the bed surrounded by toys, "Tsk, didn't those things satisfy you before?"

Hu Qing: "Who told you not to come, I can only buy things."

Jingchi: "Don't you still know that you come to my house to block me, if you don't learn well at a young age, buy some healthy things, ok?"

The male fox turned over gently in the pile of toys, and there was a jingle immediately, but the long hands and legs were really good-looking: "I'm over 300 years old, which one of us is younger?"

Jingchi: "Cheng, please don't be disrespectful to the old, okay, ancestor?"

"Humph!"

shit.

Jingchi handed over the form, "Here, I signed it."

Hu Qing: "No! What's wrong with staying with me for one night!" After going to bed late, they left, which seemed that the two of them were ruthless.

"What's the matter, Ancestor?" Jing Chi looked down at him from above, with a look of disdain in his cold eyes: "If I stay with you for one night, won't I be sucked into a mummy tomorrow?"

The male fox defended himself aggrievedly: "...I don't absorb yang."

"You're scarier than sucking people's yang energy!" Seeing that he didn't intend to sign, Jing Chi stopped writing with him, and wrote his name with a swipe of a pen, "Don't frame me!"

He took his things and left.

He bought two bowls of noodles on the road on his own tricycle, and his aunt asked him, "How can I buy two servings today?"

Jingchi: "There are many deliveries, and the physical output is relatively large."

Auntie: "Yes, I went out early in the morning and came back at night. It's not easy to deliver a courier these days!"

Jingchi: "You're right." Especially when you meet customers who deliberately make things difficult for you.

After finishing speaking, I took the noodles and went home to replenish my strength.

On the other side, the male protagonist was full of food and drink, glanced at those toys with disgust, and after throwing them into the cold palace with the ones he bought before, he changed the sheets, took a shower, and then lay down on the bed to post.

589L: [Owner]: Successfully knocked down!Victory in the first battle, victory in World War II!

590L: Yes, yes, I am convinced of this speed!

591L: Bless the landlord with a happy life!

592L: Take a look at the poster's posting time, and then take a look at today's time... Silence, it's Cambridge tonight.

593L: Blessings!Cheers to the host, the girls who are brave enough to chase after love are the cutest~

594L: Envious!I have liked that person for three years, but in the end, I didn’t speak more than three sentences. The example of the poster gave me courage, and I will try to fight for it!come on!

595L: I hope it will be over here and there will be no follow-up. It is really sweet and good. I also hope that the other party is a good man and treats the host sincerely.

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600L: [Original]: Thank you for your blessings, I have received them, I hope everyone can meet someone you like, and then be sweet, don’t worry if you don’t meet, because I have been waiting for him for many, many, many years .

Thanks for the advice everyone, good luck!

I probably won't come back in the future, so I would like to say goodbye to everyone as a farewell.bye~

601L: There is no permanent banquet in the world. In fact, when the host gets married, you can come back and talk to us~

602L: Upstairs is right!

603L: Upstairs is right!

604L: Upstairs is right!

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The author has something to say: a few days later.

Hu Qing: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Jingchi: ...