Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

303L: [Original]: We met on the Internet today, and he made a bet with me that the loser would have to take off a piece of clothing. He lost once, and I lost twice.

There are few clothes in summer, and I will take them off twice.

In the end, I lost, I was very unhappy, and then when I was about to take off the last piece of clothing, he... ran away.

I don't know how to describe my mood now, anyway, I vaguely felt that he ran away because he didn't want me to take off my clothes, feeling happy and disappointed at the same time.

Because he won't come to see me or let me go to him, why, sigh.

304L: Wow, if that's the case, I feel that the other party is also interested in the poster. It's not wishful thinking of the poster. This teasing, pink bubbles are flying all over the sky.

305L: Finally ran, ran away?What do you mean, how can I not explain this behavior!

306L: I don't want to explain, but I think it's quite cute in contrast.

307L: The scum doesn't explain, I advise the host not to continue with him, I'm serious, if this continues, the host will really be locked up physically and mentally.

308L: Reply to 307L: But the truth is that the landlord has been locked up.

309L: I can't figure out who a normal person would bet on suddenly taking off his clothes. This is obviously because the two of them have developed to a certain degree of ambiguity...

310L: Reply to 309L: Yes, yes, my man and I met in a bar. During truth or dare, I was asked to take off my clothes. At that time, we were interested in each other~

311L: You, the host, rein in the precipice. Seeing that you are very vague about feelings, but you are surprisingly bold in doing things. I really can’t tell your character. If you want to have a good relationship, this man is definitely not It suits you, this fucking is a capitalized scum!male!ah!I really don't know what you like about him! ! !

312L: I agree with the upstairs, this kind of behavior is sexual harassment, right? The landlord even agreed to take off his clothes. Don’t normal people’s first reaction be that they are being harassed?

313L: Landlord, I have a very sincere suggestion, I hope you listen to it, do you want to consider empathizing with someone else, for example, you like me! ! !Such an active and unpretentious girl, give me a dozen, please! ! !

314L: Hahahahahahaha, I rely on the host to live every day, and I will wait for you tomorrow, host, remember to come back and fill in the hole~

……

Hu Qing lay on the bed and sighed, tossing and turning, not knowing what to do, he just felt that after chatting with the man, he had no intention of doing anything.

Alas, the live broadcast was also turned off, and I didn't want to eat, so I curled up in bed, and even wanted to change back to my original shape and bury myself in the pillow.

It hurts, I still miss him when I miss him.

Except for him, tea does not think about food.

Wuwuwuwu, why don't you like him? Is it because he is not good-looking?

Thinking of this, Hu Qing got up in a jerk, immediately ran to stand in front of the mirror, and stretched out her head to look carefully at her face that the master always couldn't bear to look at.

...Maybe it's really ugly.

He looked sadly at the unattractive man in the mirror, and felt that his fate was really ill-fated. It was not easy for a vixen to be so ugly.

It's really embarrassing to the fox clan.

He continued to stare at himself sadly, wanting to return to his original form more and more. After all, when he was in his original form, he was clearly one of the best beauties in the entire fox clan.

All foxes like to play with him, no matter male or female.

How did he become like this after becoming a human? Is it retribution? !

Or was it cursed by other foxes? ?

Hu Qing raised her hand to touch her smooth and delicate face, and sighed, what's the use of being white, what's the use of being tight and shiny, and what's the use of not having a single pore!

If he doesn't like it, it's useless.

The vixen was very sad and covered the mirror with a big cloth, then turned around and returned to the bed with drooping eyelids and ears, hugged his huge tail and stroked it, "What should I do..."

After stroking for a while, the male fox's sly eyes suddenly rolled twice, and then he turned on the phone and searched in the browser: How to become beautiful?

A second later, the mobile browser displayed the answer:

Shock!Just do this every day and you will be beautiful!

Drinking water like this will make you more and more beautiful!

Want to be beautiful, do you detox regularly every day?

After becoming beautiful, my life is like a hang-up. Here I would like to share with you a very useful product with no side effects at all!

Beautifying and whitening, this product is so powerful that it makes you scream! ! !

At the class reunion, she turned out to be so beautiful, her husband stared straight at her, he was almost jealous to death!I found out later that she secretly ate this!

The male fox looked at these products with remarkable effects, and his heart was so excited. He clicked in one by one, and then dialed the beauty hotlines one by one. Who knew that the hotlines were all empty, or he said he made a mistake... …

baffling.

So the male fox continued to scroll down in disappointment. For some reason, he slipped his hand and clicked into a video, and then a woman came out of it, speaking in an unknown language, and chattering a lot.

Take out toothpaste and other things one by one and start to apply it on the face, and then biu after applying it-beautiful! ! !

The male protagonist was stunned for a moment, and hurried back to see what the woman looked like at the beginning, and was immediately shocked!

What a difference!

It's like changing a face!

Can he do the same? !

Hu Qing saw that there were similar videos below, and immediately clicked in one by one. After watching the foreign ones, look at the domestic ones, and after watching the domestic ones, there are even male ones! !

So the hero just opened the door to the new world. Three hours later, the hero's mobile phone was taken over by a lot of beauty apps.

Hu Qing also signed up for Weibo and followed a bunch of beauty bloggers, among which there was a boy's beauty video that he particularly liked.

Hurry up and place an order in the online store according to the products listed in the video.

Awesome, he is going to be beautiful!

That person should fall in love with him...

It wasn't until then that Hu Qing realized that he still didn't know the courier's name.

"..."

Suddenly so angry and disappointed!How could you be so careless that you didn't even have time to ask your name? !

So accompanied by this loss and anger, Hu Qing opened WeChat, staring at the only contact in the chat, he suddenly remembered something!

A big deal! !

——He has a man's cell phone number! ! !

Hu Qing opened the address book with sparkling eyes, and without hesitation swiped through a series of beauty hotlines he dialed, and finally saw a somewhat familiar mobile phone number, he copied the mobile phone number happily, and then happily went to WeChat to search for the contact people!

really have!

The WeChat name is Big Yuzi (**Express), and the avatar is the logo of a certain courier company. The hero's big tail immediately shook happily, and then applied for the other party's friend with trembling fingers.

The other party responded almost instantly, and immediately approved the male lead's application.

The male fox happily jumped on the bed twice, and entered a few words in the dialog box.

Little vixen: You haven't slept yet?

Big Grapefruit: Huh?It's you?

Little vixen: Yes.

Big Grapefruit: Wocao just passed it without looking at it, so stop talking and block it!

Little vixen: What are you doing, can't I add you?

Big Grapefruit: Yes.

Little vixen: why?

Big Grapefruit: Because you are too scary.

Little vixen: ...Is it because she is too ugly?

Jing Chi laughed and fell on the bed when he saw this sentence, you little idiot.

How could he pass without even looking at it? He could clearly see the name of "little vixen" before he passed the other party's application.

After laughing for a while, Jing Chi touched the phone and replied, "Give me a reason not to delete you."

Little vixen: You still have to deliver my courier.

Jingchi reluctantly replied: Oh, fine, then keep it.

Little vixen: Will you come over tonight?

Big Grapefruit: ...

Little vixen:?

Big Yuzu: What did I do in the past? You didn't have a delivery today.

Little vixen: Is it okay to come over and have a chat?

Big Grapefruit: ...

Little vixen: I can control myself not to throw you down, really.

Big Grapefruit: No, trust me, you can't control it.

Little vixen: I really want to meet you...

The male fox is very sad, he knows that he is not good enough in cultivation, that's why after becoming a master, he will have a bunch of after-effects, making him like this.

But before, he had never cared so much about his appearance and his period of attack. Although he was not good-looking, he was very beautiful in his original form, and it was fair to be ugly in human form.

Although there was an attack period, it was very unbearable once the attack occurred, but he felt that it was okay, anyway, the master and grandfather master cared so much about him, and traveled all over the country to help him find a cure.

But after meeting this man, for the first time in 300 years, he felt inferior.

It was only then that the male fox realized that it was useless to look good in his original form. The other party liked people. His bland face was neither outstanding nor good-looking, and it was not attractive to men at all.

Even his episodes became more sad and empty, as if he was about to come out and make trouble, reminding him over and over again how imperfect he is.

Very poor fox.

The worst vixen ever.

He was just so useless, so insignificant.But that man is obviously so good, he looks handsome, has a great figure, and has a great taste...

However, Hu Qing knew that he had no position to criticize the other party, and it was not that he liked men, men must like himself, he held his mobile phone and looked at the other party's profile picture, his eyes were slightly warm.

The male fox murmured softly: "Do you really hate me..."

Pursing his lips, the male protagonist clicked on the other person's profile picture full of reluctance, found the delete button, and held up a small smile: "I won't pester you anymore, sorry."

The moment he was about to press down, the "buzz buzz" phone vibrated suddenly. The male fox was startled and almost couldn't hold the phone. He watched the video invitation above and gradually opened his eyes wide.

Then he sat up straight, brushed his hair, unbuttoned his clothes, gently pulled the shirt down his shoulders, and then leaned on the head of the bed in a charming pose to connect.

The handsome face of the man over there was immediately revealed. Hu Qing looked at him, wagging his tail secretly, feeling the little joy in his heart, rubbing his fingertips, suppressing the restlessness in his body: "Why did you suddenly video with me?"

Jing Chi slightly hooked the corners of his lips, and leaned against the door frame lightly like the second uncle. Hearing this, he sneered and raised his eyebrows: "Why, don't you want to? Then I'll hang up."

"No! I didn't say I didn't want to..." The male fox looked at him sadly, and quietly pulled down the collar with his right hand, inviting him: "Do you want to come to my house?"

"Why should I go to your house?" Jing Chi didn't know what this vixen was carrying on his head all day long. He glanced at the exposed shoulder of the other party and didn't reveal it: "It's because I can't take a bath anymore, or I should wear clothes." It’s not good, or do you need someone to hold you to pee?”

The male fox's eyes glowed green, "...any, whatever."

Yo, I have a good appetite, don't pick.

"Tch." Jing Chi licked the corner of his lips, and glanced at him lazily: "Okay, don't waste your time, hurry up and put on your clothes."

Hu Qing did it on purpose to show him, how could he wear it well, hearing this, he pulled down the other side of the clothes, and pretended: "My clothes are too slippery, I'm getting old."

Jing Chi watched him perform Liaozhai with him, and said indifferently: "Oh."

The male fox gently put on his clothes, and thought of the previous question again, without beating around the bush, he asked directly: "You...do you not want to come because I'm ugly?"

"No." The man on the opposite side should not be long after taking a shower, his hair is messy and still wet, it makes the male fox's mouth dry, and he wants to lick it.

Jingchi has never thought the male protagonist ugly, his face is very high-end, attractive, the more he looks at it, the more interesting he is, and he will not look down on other vulgar fans, "It's not that good-looking. "

Hearing this kind of praise, the male protagonist is not bad, he was already raving, but now he couldn't control it anymore, and immediately put his face in front of the camera: "Really, then why don't you like me?"

Jingchi was surprised: "Mr. Fox, you've only known me for a few days, I have to be a caring person to like you like this."

Hu Qing: "But I'm so pretty and you still don't like me!"

Just now this person said that he was ugly, but his ability to accept is really good.

Jing Chi: "Okay, okay, I like you, okay, you are cute, you are the ancestor of the fox clan, Ruan Jingtian, you are the elite Ruan Jingtian, you are amazing!"

The male fox was a little shy when he heard the words: "Yes, I am so good-looking, so I know you will like me."

"..." This idiot, how did he become a master in the first place? Could it be that the male protagonist is the kind of lucky guy with an unusually long skull that is often said in martial arts?

"as long as you are happy."

Hu Qing looked serious, wagging his tail wildly behind him, and rubbing his fingertips fiercely: "Well, I'm very happy. You finally admitted that you like me!"

"..." I'm afraid there is a real problem with the brain circuit, and the generation gap between different races is slightly bigger.

Jing Chi was afraid that the male lead was about to have an attack, so he posted this video. Since the other party is fine, he felt relieved: "Okay, Mr. Fox, I won't make trouble with you, and I will send it to you in a hard way tomorrow morning." Express, sleep, bye~"

After finishing speaking, he ignored the other party's posting, flirting, and immediately turned off the video.

Then got into bed and began to sleep.

Hu Qing looked at the video that was suddenly hung up over there, and pouted with some reluctance, but he was only depressed for a while, then jumped up again, got out of bed and made himself a glass of milk, hugged him after drinking Posted with tail.

437L: [Original] He just made a video with me, praised me for being good-looking, and even admitted that he likes me! ! !Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

438L: It's past 11 o'clock, the host is still not asleep?

439L: This... lovers finally get married, congratulations?

440L: Look, I said that the guy had a crush on the landlord before, and then he always wanted to deliberately wait for the landlord to take the bait!What a clever ghost I am!

441L: But I still feel that the other party is a scumbag...I always feel that the rank is very high, and it looks like the host can't beat it.

442L: Sprinkle flowers, bless you!

443L: Blessings!This is such a fulfilling post, it feels great!

444L: Come on, host, best wishes!

445L: Hahahaha the host sounds very excited, it looks like he should be very happy, best wishes!

446L: With all due respect, is it so childish for boys to confess their love these days? Video confession? ? ? exome? ? ?

447L: Reply to 446L: It’s really too perfunctory, flowers, candles, gifts, candlelight dinner, I don’t feel so hard to describe…

448L: Sigh, the host is too pure, really, it's easy for scumbags to stare at them, and then get scammed... Be careful, but I'd better bless you.

……

After reading the reply, the vixen slightly flattened his mouth, so generally speaking, human beings don't like and confess so easily, flowers, candles, gifts, candlelight dinner...

Is it that complicated?

Isn't it enough to admit that you like it?

Hu Qing hugged her tail, gently rubbed and rubbed it, and then the joy and pink bubbles in her heart easily drove away those unhappiness.

Hmph, I don't care, the other party admitted that he likes him.

Anyway, I like him, no matter what!

The author has something to say: Jingchi: Just be happy.

Fox Qing: happy~

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Woke up feeling better and climbed up again.

The next chapter is delivery.