Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Jingchi's clothes were all torn by the male lead, how could he send him back for a walk and come back by himself, anyway, after the guy had eaten and drunk, he was in better spirits than anyone else.

He drove the car directly to the downstairs of his community, turned off the engine, unfastened his seat belt, and said to the man who was still rubbing his tail: "I'm back, see you another day."

Hu Qing originally wanted to pretend to be calm and indifferent, but when he saw that he was about to get off the car, he couldn't bear it anymore and asked him, "Aren't you going to invite me up for a ride?"

Also invite him to sit down?

Korah barren down it.

Unless he doesn't want his life anymore.

Jing Chi got out of the car with a smile on his face, and said to the people in the car: "The house is not cleaned up, and there is no hot water for you to drink, Mr. Fox, you should go home." Then without waiting for the other party's reaction, he closed the car door and went home.

To be honest, Jing Chi felt that something was wrong with him.

Recalling the sayings in various Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio, he felt that the vixen might really be a guy born to suck people's energy.

Otherwise, why would he feel an inexplicable fire running around in his body after the other party only spoke to him once?

He's been like this for so long, it's impossible for him to become so angry all of a sudden, so it should be that cunning male fox who gave him some bad news.

Jing Chi returned home and lay on the bed, immediately searched for the case of the vixen, and found that all the people who were entangled by the vixen ended up being sucked into the dead, without exception.

He was so frightened that he shivered, hurriedly tore off his torn T-shirt, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

I don't know what the male fox's saliva is made of. It's so fucking sticky. You have to rub it carefully to get rid of the sticky feeling.

So after rubbing the mucus off his body, Jingchi looked at his big jiji, and fell into deep thought...

Well, he just wanted to know, if he wanted to wash it clean, wouldn't it really rub off a layer of skin...

Sure enough, cross-species love has no good results.

In the end, in order to save his life, Jing Chi just washed it, wiped off the water stains and started the live broadcast.It was still raining outside, so the express delivery could not be delivered, nor could it be delivered with complaints or withholding of money.

……

Studio:

"Boss, I heard from Brother Ma that you went to the company to play together today?"

"Are you playing support today, or mage?"

"I crush the shooter."

"I want to see the boss play a shooter, I want to see the boss being torn apart."

"Did Miss Zhen Ji, who ranked together two days ago, add you, boss?"

Jingchi replied softly: "Well, the company's training meeting today, basically all good-looking people like us went."

"Tch~~~~ Narcissism!"

"I'll guess one blindly, it should have less than [-] fans."

"Post a photo, what a fart if you don't have a photo!"

After Jingchi chose Bai Qi, he sneered, "After the photos are posted, my fans won't just appreciate my talent, but focus on my appearance. That's not good."

"...The more people there are, the more they emphasize something."

"The boss is a fat man! The kind of fat man who lives in a dead house!"

"Hey, I actually chose Bai Qi, the boss hasn't played this game for a long time, can you still feel it?"

"Ahhh, Bai Qi is back, and I remembered that the boss used Bai Qi's terror of four heads to suppress him!!!"

However, the man holding the mobile phone felt a burning sensation in an indescribable part of himself, and he really wanted to use his mobile phone, his day bed, his day slippers...

Anyway, it is a state of wanting to see everything.

Depend on!

Is he a human Teddy?

Jing Fo's little garbage Chi felt that he couldn't get up, he was a bit inclined to develop into a powerful King Kong, and wanted to catch a little Sao Ling and rub it on the bed, sofa, floor, and bathtub.

He looked at the gun he raised with embarrassment, and was so annoyed that the enemies in the Canyon of Kings over there had only five seconds left to reach the battlefield.

Damn chicken!

I'm so pissed!

He can't cheat his teammates with anything, he manipulated his Bai Qi and rushed out immediately!

……

After 20 minutes, the round was finally over, and a certain part of Jingchi was as hot as a burning iron, so he immediately threw his phone and rushed into the bathroom, taking a cold shower on his big chirp.

While rushing, I faintly felt a little refreshed.

Fuck!

Jing Chi, who hadn't used a manual transmission for many years, suddenly rolled his eyes.

……

And on the 18th floor in another community, a certain male fox was missing the feeling of having enough to eat during the day. Under the light, it is quite conspicuous.

Ah, no...

Just thinking about the taste of the day, I feel so uncomfortable...

Want master... woo.

Ten minutes later, the male fox whined, then froze suddenly, and immediately stopped listening. He was sweating profusely and fell on the bed, unable to move his tired eyelids.

……

Jing Chi let out a low snort, watching the paste burst out under the flow of water, and the exposed veins on his hands subsided little by little. He let out a breath, and took another shower for himself. Cleaned up.

The man came out wiping his hair, frowning slightly. He always felt that his abnormality had something to do with that male fox.

Is the other party's saliva poisonous?

Damn, it's quite toxic.

It's downright scary.

In the future, I will definitely not let that male fox touch him again. After eating and biting him, and after I am satisfied, I dare to secretly cast spells and cast curses on him!

This cunning little beast!

……

After taking a shower and changing the sheets, Hu Qing lay down on the bed with blushing cheeks to post.

213L: [Original]: I was in a bit of a state today. After the training session was over, I hurried back to the car. Unexpectedly, it started to rain halfway outside. Because he came empty-handed, he definitely didn’t bring an umbrella, so I took it. Go back to pick him up with an umbrella.

He should be very happy after seeing me. He carried me to the parking lot to pick up the car. I was also very happy, and then threw him in the car!

214L: Look what I spawned! ! !stunned! ! !

215L: The girl is mighty, so strong, I am a group of women and men!

216L: Ah, when I looked at the front, I kept saying that the landlord’s three views are quite upright, please don’t do stupid things, but the landlord still...

217L: And then! ! !How does the other party react, is it to let you act?Or politely protest?Don't tell me a man can be knocked down by a girl! !I do not believe! !

218L: I suddenly made up an article in my head, maybe that man has liked the host for a long time, but the host has never noticed him, so that man tried his best to seduce the host and make the host fall in love with him, and finally... hehehe ~

219L: That man is definitely scheming, otherwise how could he be thrown down by the landlord?But I don’t think it’s easy to say whether I like the landlord or not, whether my mind is pure or not.

220L: I don't want to know what that man thought or reacted. Please write down the detailed process and tell me how you threw him down!quick! ! !My hungry big knife can't hold it anymore! !

221L: One person begs for the detailed process with a blood letter! ! !

222L: Car...car...car Zhen?

223L: [Original] He resisted, but I was too excited at the time, so I was a little too strong, he couldn't control me, and then I seemed to be too excited, and accidentally tore his clothes...

Just bit, and then I calmed down, and he drove home with a bad face, and declined my subsequent invitation.well.

Why don't you promise me?So sad.

224L: Why can't I meet a girl like the host? 【Falling into thought】

225L: I think... Maybe the other party is really not interested in you, sir, maybe he just likes to flirt, but he is not really attracted to you...

226L: Agree upstairs, if a guy really likes you, he can’t wait for it seven times in one night, my boyfriend is like this, he makes me cry every night, even if the host is so active, the other party can still refuse... Tsk tsk.Don't continue, sir.

227L: Come on, I feel like the host doesn’t look like he wants to have a serious relationship with someone, he just wants to find a man to be your regular pao~you, to relieve loneliness.Don't persuade everyone.

228L: Reply to 227L: If this is the case, just let go of it. As long as the other party is not disgusted, the landlord, do whatever you want.

229L: Yes, the other party refused anyway, you can ask again, please come back and continue to live broadcast~

……

At this time, Hu Qing was not in the mood to climb the stairs anymore, and was busy reporting the situation to his master.

Master: Has the prelude to your seizure period come today?

Little vixen: Yes.

Master: Then don't go out for the next two days, because the real attack period may start at some point.

Little vixen: I know, Master, have you been to Yunnan yet?

Master: Yes, I am looking for a very precious medicinal material.

Little vixen: We haven't seen each other for more than 200 years, when will you come back?

Master: Come on, I don't like being stalked by a little vixen, it's too scary.

Little vixen: Huh!

Master: I'm still busy, don't go out!

Little vixen: Okay, I've made a note of it.

Master: Check the express delivery!

Little vixen: Mmmm.

Master: It's been hot recently, don't go out to eat, there are many cases of food poisoning!

Little vixen: ...Well, I don't need to eat outside things.

Master: I'm afraid you're gluttonous.

Little vixen: ...Master, has Master Patriarch been in touch with you recently?

Master: Why are you asking this?

Little vixen: I saw the circle of friends posted by my grandfather, and the location seems to be in Yunnan.

Master: What! ! !I packed my luggage and went, let alone!

Hu Qing put down his phone and fell asleep contentedly. Today's prelude has passed smoothly, and his courier is coming soon, so the rest should be smooth.

……

The next day was cloudy and rainy.

Before it rained, Jingchi hurriedly picked up the courier from the day before and today and delivered it. After returning, he started to hold back at home and broadcast the live broadcast.

As a result, after two black calls, Brother Ma came to him and wanted to play some PK with him, but Jing Chinai accepted him because he was annoying.

The anchor interface of the two appeared in the live broadcast room, Jing Chi looked at his game screen and the man with the big gold chain, and complained: "I don't understand, I'm a game anchor, and I don't show my face, what am I going to pk with you?" energy?"

Marco: "Because I want to win once."

Jingchi: "...Hey, you think I'm shameless!"

Brother Ma: "I lost the pk with many people. Today I want to see if I can pk you, the game anchor."

Jing Fole Chi: "You win, you win, I will give you all. Please all my fans go to Ma Ge's room to help him."

Brother Ma: "Damn it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brother, I really didn't mistake you!"

Jing Chi shrugged: "This kind of fame doesn't matter to me at all." If he really wanted to be popular, he could just show his face.

Brother Ma: "Okay, then for your brother's righteousness, I will do it for you too!" He lowered his eyes and looked at the newcomer in the live broadcast room: "Thank you, boss and wife, for lighting up, you are really a fan of boss, can you You are so obedient, you are totally different from my bad-tempered fans!"

Jingchi: "You are a real leather, you are not afraid of being beaten!"

Brother Ma: "I hope all my fans will throw me an egg, thank you!" I glanced at the message that swiped the screen: "They said eggs cost 1 cents each, which is too expensive, and they don't want to buy them for me."

Jing Chi never knew that an anchor could be so shabby that he couldn't even ask for an egg: "Hahahahahaha, it's a bit miserable."

Brother Ma: "Thanks to Wang Baojian, the woman who has been competing with Xishi's flowers in the village, for sending ten rotten eggs, thank you brother! Oh, I'm going to win, see?"

Jingchi is manipulating Sun Bin's team battle, focusing on two purposes: "Is there any reward for winning?"

"Yes!" Ma Ge held his big gold chain: "The loser will give the winner a free publicity in the live broadcast room for a week."

Jingchi added blood to the people in the game, used the second skill to catch up with the enemy who was about to run, and after taking the head, he began to push the tower and crystal, "This reward is a bit troublesome!"

Brother Ma: "Don't, brother, you just look at it for my brother's sake, and push it for free for a week!"

Jing Chi didn't refuse too much: "Okay."

Brother Ma: "Boss is righteous. If you have a true fan of mine, go and pay attention to him? Wocao, I asked you to pay attention to him, but it doesn't mean that you want to unfollow me...Come back! Come back to me!"

The comments in Jingchi's live broadcast room are going crazy:

"Hahahaha Brother Ma is really going to kill me from laughing!"

"Big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day!"

"In every live broadcast room, there must be a funny Northeast person!"

"I want to fall in love with his unshaven face, am I blind!!!"

Jingchi watched them making trouble, and didn't stop him, "Go and pay attention to my brother Ma, you can tell from his ID that he is a hard-working man, give him more love, love and care!"

After playing the game, Jingchi retreated to the live broadcast room to eat, went down and picked up a board to eat, and after sleeping, woke up and started the live broadcast again.

As soon as Ma Ge saw him coming up, he wanted to pk with him again.

Jingchi: "It's endless, why is it addictive?"

Brother Ma: "It feels so good to win, let me feel it again!"

Jing Chi: "... Get lost!" He really thinks this is a charity organization! "Won't you not pk with others?"

Brother Ma: "No, this thing is addictive!"

After being dragged to pk again, Jingchi said nothing to pk with him anymore, but seeing the number of fans he had increased due to pk, he thought it was quite interesting, so he immediately matched with others to pk together.

When Jing Chi was playing games, he heard a series of pleasant voices floating out of the stereo, the kind that made him want to die on someone.

"When raising foxes, you should be careful not to let them get wet. They don't like their hair getting wet. Foxes are more sad on rainy days like this one recently. Everyone must remember to take good protection."

"What's more, the amount of oil in their tails can directly reflect the health status of foxes. You can..."

fox?

After Jingchi snatched the dragon, he curled his lips and thought, ah, what a coincidence.

The man raised his eyes and glanced at the ID on the opposite side. The live broadcast of the other party was a fox strip manga, the kind he drew, talking and drawing while talking, and the drawn foxes were all beautiful and good-looking, too handsome.

The picture I just drew is a picture of the white fox hiding under the big tree to avoid the rain, squatting at the foot of the tree, with its front hooves spread out, looking up at the sky, its drooping eyebrows and eyes are pathetic.

Tsk, so fucking cute.

Jing Chi curled his lips and greeted people: "Hello, Mr. Fox."

"Foxes like to be close to warm things..." The [Fox Breeding Little Expert] anchor on the opposite side stopped abruptly. He paused, frowned seriously, and said, "I'm not good!"

The male fox kept a calm and self-sufficient tone during the live broadcast. When talking about these farming skills, it was as boring as the head teacher in class, but the number of fans remained at an amazing 8000+.

It is 1000 more than Jingchi, the flamboyant game anchor! !

And at this moment, the male fox suddenly responded with a sense of anger and shamelessness, and the fans of the two parties who were very bored in the live broadcast immediately exploded.

"Huh? Professor Fox seems to be acting like a baby? Is it my illusion?"

"Relying on voice and painting skills to support fans all the way, I finally succeeded in smelling gossip!"

"Why do you think there's something tricky between these two people?!"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Blindly guessing, it could be Zhen Ji who came for revenge, right?"

"Little brother's voice is really nice, the three words 'I'm not good' exploded in my ears!"

"After hearing these two voices, the voice control shows that I am satisfied. I'm going to pay attention to the little fox expert~"

The author has something to say: Hu Qing: Restlessness started again this morning!annoying!

Jingchi: ...Blame me?