Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

The bright room was very quiet, with two small voices floating occasionally.

The screen on the latest fruit machine in the man's hand shows the most popular game at the moment.

The hands holding the long fruit machine have slender fingers, and the clear and powerful thumbs accurately pressed the screen a few times, and the characters on the monitor immediately rolled out flexibly.

The action of tapping the screen with fingers was crisp and neat, and the woman in a white and red robe in the game kicked the bloody Zhen Ji.

"Goodbye." The man holding the mobile phone whispered goodbye to the person with the corners of his lips hooked.

Zhen Ji, who was wrapped in a long blue dress, let out an "ah" and fell to the ground, sighing, "Sure enough, the one who falls in love first is the loser."

Zhen Ji was so angry that she typed and cursed.

Zhen Ji: Mai Shiranui, just wait for me!

The man glanced at the small characters on the screen, but didn't reply. Seeing that the blood recovery sign had passed the cooling time, he swaggered into the enemy's wild area after recovering the blood.

I didn't forget to glance at the live broadcast window when I took the time, it was frantically swiping the screen.

"Boss, they told you to wait!"

The corner of the man's mouth curled up, and the machine smiled lightly, and said, "Well, I've been waiting."

This chuckle came into the live broadcast room, it was really pleasant to hear, and the crisp audience immediately howled, and then swiped the screen.

"Aww!!! Boss just laughed at me for taking the contract, who the f*ck don't rob me!!!"

"Ah, I die, but I am satisfied before I die!"

"No, I just turned my head and sneezed just now, why did Zhen Ji die???"

"This year Zhen Ji can't do it."

"Well, let me ask you this quietly, am I the only one who thinks that the sparks between Mai Shiranui and Zhen Ji are flying everywhere, and run away with the lid on the pot..."

"Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji!!! Lily Dafa is good!!!"

"This is a game live broadcast, not a youth Mary Su drama. If you want to watch Ji Qing, please go to another place, I believe Zhen Ji is T."

"Ji Qing is not as good as a game, I bet Zhen Ji is T."

"There is no love in e-sports, I bet Zhen Ji is T."

The man ignored the swiping screen in the live broadcast room, and said "Tsk", "Where are my teammates?" He ran for a long time, why didn't he see any of his teammates.

They're all so lonely.

After a while, the teammate's weak chirping voice came from the earphones: "...Forcibly seized the tower, but was killed by the tower."

"They were all killed by the tower?"

"Ah."

"..." He was really lucky.

And the live broadcast room has long since died of laughter:

"Yes, yes, this wave of forcibly capturing the tower is very exciting."

"I guess those four are undercover agents of the enemy."

"It should be because I can't see the boss bullying people, so I just shot for the enemy."

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard!!"

"Huh? Surrendered?"

"I can't bear it so soon, and I want to continue to watch the boss be torn apart..."

The enemy crystal exploded, and the golden wings of "victory" appeared on the computer interface immediately.

The man lazily looked at his "Penta Kill" title, the golden mage and the glittering mvp, he didn't stay any longer, and directly exited the room.

At this moment, the mobile phone on the table vibrated suddenly. The man took a look and answered, "Are you here again?"

"Come right away." After hanging up the phone, the man said into the headset: "Oh, I have to deliver the courier again, so I won't call."

Studio:

"I really want to know where the boss sends the courier ~"

"It's over after only one round today? It's not very kind..."

"Ah, I'm late, don't tell me it's over!"

"I'd like to know if Boss will meet that ugly man from last time today."

"Please follow up, wait for you to come back, boss."

The man didn't linger any longer, he directly exited the studio, took his coat and hurried out the door.

……

Of course Jing Chi knew who the man they were talking about was the furry man, and he was the male lead in this book, Hu Qing, a fox who had become a spirit.

It is precisely because of the hero's furry and bad temper that the narrow-minded slag Gong has a grudge against the hero, so after being complained by the hero again, he has the idea of ​​revenge, and sends the hero to the courier. It's on.

The male protagonist is a vixen, the animal nature has not been eliminated, he was in the estrus period at that time, the whole person was weak, not only did not get angry after being attacked by scumbags, but fell in love with the taste of scumbags, and went to the estrus period Find slag to attack pao.

Zha Gong naturally would not refuse the big meal delivered to his door. After a few visits, the previous hostility between the two disappeared, and they simply moved in together later on. Their living habits unexpectedly matched each other.

But unfortunately, the vixen, the hero, is an untrained fox. He has no magic power and is not strong. Even the appearance that the fox tribe is proud of is very ordinary, or a bit ugly.

And Slag Gong... is a faceless dog.

So after the male protagonist and Slag Gong got along for a year, Slag Gong cheated logically.

After Zha Gong found his new love, he didn't say a word, and moved out of the male lead's house. When the male lead got home from get off work and saw the empty house, he was shocked, and hurriedly called Zha Gong.

How could Zha Gong care about him?

The male lead was in a hurry, just when he almost ran to report the crime, Zha Gong suddenly paid the male lead a sum of money, saying it was a breakup fee for him as compensation.

So the male protagonist was broken up immediately after being green.

After being broken up, the male lead had an attack again half a month later. He was in pain and wanted to push through by himself. Who knew that the slag Gong who already had a new love opened the door of the male lead with the key.

Then compulsively possessed the weak male protagonist.

Zha Gong thought he was doing it secretly, but he didn't expect that this matter was broken by Xin Huan, who had a delicate mind. Xin Huan knocked on the door and looked at the disheveled Zha Gong and the male protagonist, even if he wanted to break up with Zha Gong.

Slag Gong likes Xinhuan very much, so why is he willing to break up with him, he immediately blames the male lead, saying that the male lead tricked him into coming here, and he is innocent.

The male protagonist who loves Slag Gong deeply, when he was framed by Scum Gong, not only did not explain, but instead helped Scum Gong, admitting that he insisted on pestering him, that's why this happened.

Slag Gong's new joy directly smashed the male protagonist's house, making the male protagonist promise that he would never pester his lover again, and then took the poor scumbag who pretended to be poor to leave.

But after this incident, Slag Gong has thoroughly figured out the hero's bottom line towards him, and started an endless journey of derailment, coaxing his new love while harassing the hero.

And the male lead was so foolish as to think that Zha Gong hadn't let go of his love for him, so he just endured it all the way until an accident happened, and the male lead was disfigured in order to save Zha Gong's life.

After Zha Gong saw the hero's disfigured face, not only did he not feel guilty, but he was so disgusted that he never went to the hospital after the hero got out of the intensive care unit.

After recuperating in the hospital alone, the hero finally figured it out, understood that Zha Gong didn't love him at all, and decided to move to another city to live.

Then a fantastic thing happened, new skin began to grow on the male lead's disfigured place, and then transformed a little bit, and finally gave birth to a stunning face, which was so beautiful.

The male protagonist even needs to wear a mask to go out to avoid mad bees and butterflies. He is so handsome that it is unbelievable and shocking.

Moreover, the male lead's episode never came again, and all the previous events were like a catastrophe and a test.

But how did Zha Gong behave? He came to the hero's city during his honeymoon with Xinhuan, and happened to meet the hero who was wearing a mask.

The two have lived together for a year, and of course Zha Gong can recognize the hero's figure and outline, as well as those beautiful eyes.

What's more, Slag Gong has always missed the taste of the male lead's body very much. Seeing the appearance of the other party wearing a mask, he feels that such a male lead is actually not too difficult to accept.

So he found an excuse to deceive Xinhuan, just followed the hero all the way home, and then tried to repeat the old trick.

However, at this time, the hero has already passed the attack period, and Slag Gong couldn't do anything to the hero and failed to succeed again. However, as the two struggled, Slag Gong accidentally tore off the mask of the hero.

Seeing the handsome male lead, Zha Gong was stunned and stared at the male lead for a long time before he could react.

The male lead chased him away, but the Yangou, Zha Gong, was willing to leave, and immediately told the male lead that he regretted it and wanted to get back together with him.

The male lead didn't believe him, and ignored the slag Gong, and the slag Gong also knew that he had nothing to prove, so he went through divorce procedures with Xinhuan after returning home, then quit his job, and moved next door to the male lead...

Next, the male lead was entangled by the slag Gong. The other party spoke nicely and knew how to be romantic. The male lead observed him for a while, and found that the slag Gong did not show any signs of changing his mind, and the two reconciled.

ending he.

Jing Chi was too lazy to complain about scumbags and plots anymore, he just rode his own three-wheeler and took a car of couriers to the community under his jurisdiction.

The whole person is leisurely and leisurely.

After living for several worlds, Jing Chi has long been indifferent to money, and has become a little trash who doesn't think about making progress.

He was afraid that he would be too tired for the courier delivery job, so he only took the amount of one community, delivered it once a day, and was charged by the piece.

He felt nothing dissatisfied.

After all, there is still a part-time live broadcast job, and I can continue to live with rewards.

After entering the community, Jingchi began to distribute the express delivery dutifully, calling people one by one, but no one answered the male lead's phone, so he stayed until the end.

After delivering all the couriers, Jingchi called the hero again, and the other person finally answered this time: "Who?"

Jingchi, with a popsicle in his mouth, was driving a tricycle at an extremely slow speed, leisurely, "Hello, the courier has arrived, is it convenient to receive it now?"

Hearing his voice over there, he was obviously stunned for two seconds, and then said: "Yes, come on."

oh ok.

Jingchi hung up the phone, took the last bite of the popsicle, then turned a corner, and drove his tricycle to the delivery address, Unit 16, Building 1801...

……

Half an hour later, Jingchi arrived at the destination with a bare popsicle stick in his mouth.

Then went upstairs with the hero's courier, and rang the doorbell of 1801, "Hello, courier."

With a "click", the door opened, and the person inside said to him, "Come in."

"Okay." Jing Chiwang opened the door, walked in with the huge express box in his arms, walked straight to the sofa, and said to the man who was drinking water with his back on his back, "Sir, sign for it?"

The man is tall and tall, with long hands and long legs. He is a standard figure that can be used as a model. He is very good-looking. The other party is wearing a white cotton T and dark gray shorts at this time, but he is still so handsome that people can't help but admire him.

The man who drank water was not in a hurry, he let out a lazy "hmm", and then brought a disposable water cup over, "Drink some water."

After delivering the courier for so long, he was really thirsty. Jing Chi looked at the ordinary-looking man in front of him. Although he regretted that the man's face was not astonishingly handsome, he was still touched by the man's thoughtfulness.

Immediately, he felt that the male lead's face was a bit more handsome, "Thank you." He put down the express delivery and took the paper cup to drink, not quite understanding why Slag Gong would feel that the little one in this world is a bitch.

Obviously a very good character.

After drinking two sips of water to moisten his throat, Jing Chi put down the paper cup and looked at the male lead sitting on the sofa. The long legs of the other party were exposed, very straight and white, and a good-looking comparison.

He licked the corners of his lips, and after eating a few mouthfuls of ice cream for his eyes, he looked away in a gentlemanly manner, looking at the male protagonist who had no intention of signing, slightly puzzled: "Does Mr. Fox want to inspect the goods?"

Hu Qing, who was suddenly asked, nodded, "Yes, the notes are very clear."

Jingchi was taken aback for a moment, and then saw the small print on the courier slip: no inspection and no receipt, thank you for your cooperation.

Then he raised his eyebrows clearly and shrugged: "Of course." He came over without any tools, and asked directly, "Mr. Fox, can you lend me the scissors?"

Hu Qing nodded, pointed to the storage table next to him, and looked straight at the Jingchi, without hiding the appreciation and the surging undercurrent in his eyes: "In the second drawer."

It was the first time that Jing Chi met such a wild male protagonist, let the courier enter the house, and then let the courier walk around in his home.

But the customer is God, and God even told him to find it by himself, so it is naturally impossible for him to refute the other party and stop working.

Jing Chi got up resignedly, it was too hot, his coat had already been taken off on the three rounds below, and the white short T-shirt inside was already soaked, with transparent water stains, which set off the texture inside.

Hu Qing just sat on the sofa and stared straight at the man's back. No matter the tone of his speech or his unhurried pace, the other party revealed an indescribable elegance, loose but expensive.

He doesn't look like a courier, but he is basically a son of a nobleman who goes to experience life in the mortal world.

This innate calmness is so attractive that Hu Qing can't help but be attracted to him when he looks at the other party, and then tries to suppress the restlessness in his heart, constantly warning himself that this is the era of the rule of law, and he cannot commit crimes.

When he brought back the man he saw, there were traces of sweat on his chest and abdomen, revealing the muscles underneath, which was extraordinarily charming.

Hu Qing couldn't help licking his palate, his eyes darkened, and he wanted to go up and taste it.

I really want to.

Jing Chi came back and smiled at the male lead on the sofa, "Can I have another glass of water, Mr. Fox, it's too hot."

That smile was just right, there was a little bit of sarcasm in the innocence, but it was not offensive. On the contrary, he felt that the other party's request was so natural that he had no intention of rejecting it.

"Yeah." Hu Qing pursed her lips and got up, went to the bar and poured a glass of water from the paper cup again, and then was startled by the scene in front of her when she turned her head.

He looked at the person who was lifting the hem of his T-shirt to wipe his face. His abdominal muscles were firmly exposed in front of his eyes, with a huge impact and shock. The lines were smooth and graceful, as if they were carved out of perfect proportions.

There are still a few drops of water rolling down on it, the air conditioner is already turned on in the room, the temperature is very low, but the other party is still so angry... Did he think something that he shouldn't think...

Hu Qing's hand holding the water cup shrank slightly, until the paper cup was deformed by him, and the water stains rolled out from inside and overflowed onto the back of his hand. Then he withdrew his gloomy look, and reminded himself once again not to commit crimes.

Human beings in modern civilized society regard the matter of union as very important. They are not as open as animals, so they have to be patient.

So the male protagonist with a model figure walked back with long legs, stretched out his arms and passed the paper cup directly to the man's lips: "Here."

Jing Chi looked at the paper cup on his lips, with a look of surprise in his eyes, but he didn't get too entangled. He directly took a sip from the male lead's hand, then held the paper cup between his teeth, and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Hu Qing withdrew her hand: "Yes." Then she twirled her fingertips silently.

It just deliberately touched the other's lips there, it was scorching hot, higher than the body temperature of animals, as if it would scald people.

But surprisingly comfortable.

It was as if all the senses of touch on the body were mobilized by that point.

He couldn't help but think about it again and again.

For the first time, Hu Qing, who has never been close to people, had the idea that "human beings may also be included in the scope of choosing a partner".

But thinking of the short lifespan of human beings, Xiaoshou, the vixen, immediately fell into a tangle again.

Jing Chi naturally didn't know that the hero's thoughts had been turned and turned, and he was even thinking about the lifelong affairs of the two of them. He just opened the package with scissors with a water glass in his mouth, then raised his head and took a sip of water before pushing the package away. In front of the hero.

"Look at it, Mr. Fox."

Hu Qing looked at the other person's Adam's apple rolling up and down, his eager eyes were very curious, and he felt that it was inexplicably sexy, which made the restlessness in his heart more and more unbearable.

Seeing that the other party didn't move, Jing Chi stared at his clothes instead, and chuckled lightly: "What's the matter, Mr. Fox, is my outfit strange?"

Hu Qing shook her head, "It's okay." It would be better if she didn't wear anything.

Then, under Jing Chi's reminder again and again, he lowered his head to check his package. He took out the contents, and it looked like they were all men's underwear.

The most common kind of flat angle.

black.

Not flirty at all.

Jing Chi looked at the box full of underwear, and secretly raised his eyebrows, there must have been 30 at least.

The male protagonist was still looking down and carefully checking each package to see if there was any damage or something wrong. Jingchi was bored, so he counted them for him. There were 31 in total. He joked: "Mr. Fox bought so many underwear, Are you planning to have one a day?"

Hu Qing nodded: "That's right."

It's okay, but invisible pretense is the most deadly.

Jingchi tore off the receipt from the courier package: "Is it all right, Mr. Fox?"

The male lead had gone through all the 31 pairs of underwear, nodded: "Yeah." Then he signed his name on the receipt handed over by the man.

Jingchi put away the receipt, smiled: "I wish you a happy life, goodbye." After saying that, he left.

The male protagonist on the sofa looked at his back, with burning breath in his eyes, and then pursed the corners of his lips, "I remember there is a package coming tomorrow."

The man who walked to the door stopped when he heard the words, then turned to look at him, and raised the corners of his lips: "Okay, then see you tomorrow~"

After speaking, he opened the door and went out.

Hu Qing looked at the 31 pairs of underwear in front of him, twitching his fingertips irritably, there was no longer the shock from the man on them, but he became even more irritated because of this.

Maybe he should have given half of the panties to the other party just now.

That person's voice is really nice.

It sounds much better than ordinary male foxes.

……

After returning home, Jingchi had a meal to get some sleep and started the live broadcast again. During the time when he was matching his teammates, he chatted with the people in the live broadcast room: "There is no future for express delivery, everyone, don't go out when it's hot. It's easy Heatstroke."

The screen began to swipe in the live broadcast room: "Did you meet the man who made a fuss again today?"

"Does he still have to check things several times before accepting them?"

"Last time I bought towels, what did I buy this time?"

"The boss is here to broadcast the game again, happy~"

Jingchi replied to them: "Yes, he bought something again today." Thinking of the things the other party bought, he felt inexplicably funny, lowered his head and raised the corners of his lips, "He's not too bad, he's not too fussy, it's good Yes, and offered me two glasses of water."

"Two glasses of water bought the boss's heart. It's really cheap."

"Boss, you didn't speak like this when you talked about the other party last time, tsk tsk tsk, did the other party drink the magic.soul.drug in the water?"

"I pressed spring medicine."

"Boss, what did he buy this time?"

Jing Chi licked the corners of his lips, and after selecting the game character, he said softly: "31 pairs of underwear." After finishing speaking, he smashed his lips and added: "Black, boxer underwear."

"Wow, it's 31 again. The towels last time, the underwear this time, what's the next time?"

"Why do you emphasize black boxer briefs? Is the boss looking down on this kind of underwear?"

"Maybe the boss is more coquettish and likes red?"

Jing Chi sneered, looked down at his blue trousers, and said, "I like the ones with laces."

It's not good to compare with him, you have to compete!

The live room suddenly exploded:

"Wocao can't be coquettish but can't be coquettish!"

"Hahahaha goddamn lace, I still have lace!"

"Weakly ask, do the laces mean the laces worn by cute girls in anime?"

"I can't help but make up the picture in my brain, oh, my eyes should be stronger, don't be blind!"

"Wei Wei stiffened to show politeness."

Jingchi didn't push them any more, and met them directly in King's Canyon after starting the game.