Fuck your scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Jing Chi whispered to the woman beside him, "Happy birthday."

Xiaoli: "Thank you, Xu Hai!"

The man who smiled lightly shook his head, and walked out with her with the cake in his hand, "This is a small matter, thank you, Brother Liang will be here soon, right?"

"Almost, he just called..." Before Xiaoli finished speaking, she was interrupted by someone calling, "—Xu Hai!"

The two looked back together, and saw a handsome guy standing two meters away. The handsome guy was wearing a striped shirt with two buttons unbuttoned, and the sleeves were folded up twice, revealing fair skin and forearms. Dou stood where he was and looked over with a smile.

Because of this smile, his handsome face was a little slack.

As soon as Jing Chi saw the male lead smiling like this, he couldn't help but want to take him to the bed, which made him beg for mercy in pain.

The man with a pure smile licked the corners of his lips, his eyes darkened a bit, but his face did not show, and he looked at him in surprise: "It's such a coincidence that we can meet here."

"I think so too," Ling Fu walked towards him, his slender waist line swaying with his steps, step by step unhurried, really attractive, the male protagonist stood in front of Jingchi, "It seems that we have a very close relationship It's fate."

Jingchi didn't respond to his words, but introduced to Xiaoli when Xiaoli said "Yeah" in surprise: "This is Mr. Ling Fuling," and then turned to introduce to the male lead: "Xiaoli."

"You!" Xiaoli looked at the handsome guy in front of her a little excitedly. The recognizable face of the guy was unforgettable. "Aren't you the one who often comes to the supermarket to buy things?"

Soliciting from Jingchi: "I remember correctly, right?"

Ling Fu answered for him: "That's right, it's me." Then he pointed out: "It seems that being a cashier has a good memory~"

Jing Chi noticed the joke in his words, kept smiling and didn't speak.

Xiaoli looked surprised: "When did you two meet?" Why has Xu Hai never mentioned it?

Jing Chi pursed his lips: "Two days ago." Then he looked at the male protagonist: "Why are you here?"

Ling Fu had nothing to hide, and said directly, "Blind date."

His completely indifferent appearance stunned the man opposite him for a moment, his clear eyes showed a little dumbfounded, and then he smiled and sent his blessing: "I hope Mr. Ling has a happy blind date."

After seeing Jing Chi's stunned moment, the male lead's smile deepened, "Today's rest?"

Jingchi smiled and said, "That's right."

Looking at the man's lips, Ling Fu recalled the last time they met and kissed. The other party's aggression, biting his tongue and pulling it out was itchy and unbearable, and the restless molecules in his body burned instantly.

I want to drag him into an alley where no one is around, feel the lively voices around me, suppress my movements and pant to do something bad.

It's better to be so bad that the one above him and the one below cry together.

The male protagonist restrained the wave energy in his body, he didn't want to openly grab so many people outside, and couldn't help rolling his throat up and down: "Just now my friend said that he was going to sing, let's have a good time together?"

Jingchi looked at Xiaoli who was on the side, and explained with a smile: "It's not convenient today, you guys can play." He raised the cake in his hand, and proved to him that he really has something to do: "See you another day."

Ling Fu looked at the man's polite and alienated appearance, the smile on the man's face remained the same, but the temperature in his eyes was much lower than when he first saw him.

He looked at Jing Chi who was turning to leave, took two steps forward, and grabbed the man's wrist.

Explain in a low voice, "The blind date was arranged by my mother, I'm just here for a walk..." Then she leaned close to his ear, and said with a breathy smile, "Are you angry?"

He looked at the reddened ears in front of his eyes, and couldn't help rubbing his thumbs on the other's wrist twice. The current flowed from the part where the two touched. Come with me, huh?"

The man with red ears frowned, smiled helplessly and said to him, "It's really inconvenient today." Those clean and clear eyes looked at the male protagonist's eyes, and the temperature inside tended to rise: "Let's play together some other day." .”

Ling Fu was full of evil fire, and was ready to accept the hail of bullets, but the other party rejected him at this moment. This really... wanted to force him to death.

In front of so many people on the street, he couldn't really forcibly drag them away. Looking at the clarity in Jingchi's eyes, he asked, "What time is another day?"

The man chuckled, and withdrew his wrist from his hand, and the messy currents in the two of them disappeared instantly, and the intoxicating trembling feeling was taken away together, making them feel empty.

"I will take the initiative to contact you."

Ling Fu didn't quite believe what he said, and Tao Hua's eyes were full of charm: "You have such a good memory, you won't forget it, right?"

The man didn't answer him, just said: "Goodbye."

This made the male protagonist frowned dissatisfied. He didn't like the feeling of being unsure, but he was gripped tightly by this feeling. That man was like a drug that made him addicted...

Once you touch it, you can't get rid of it.

He just looked at the two people walking away like this, and pressed the tip of his tongue against his cheek in agitation, and the chaotic anger in his heart rose up uncontrollably.

—Damn it.

The weak blind date came out of the coffee shop, walked up to him, and sighed in surprise: "Even my brother failed, so that person is almost a straight man."

What I said is certain, but my eyes are still staring at the back of Jingchi leaving, eyes full of greed and regret, "Although the possibility is not high, maybe the other party likes my type, maybe he doesn't like brother?"

Ling Fu turned his head and glanced at him, and with a slight smile, he sent the sentence to him again: "It's mine, just forget it."

The weak and weak Ling immediately snorted, "He doesn't have the label of brother on him, and he has rejected you once, so why don't others touch him? Everyone depends on their ability, and whoever catches him will get it."

The meaning is very obvious: I let you once, you are not capable of catching people by yourself, so don't blame me for doing it.

Depend on.

What a fire!

This person just cried and said to him that he would do 1 with tears in his eyes, and he immediately recognized the reality. Ling Fu was so annoying, and the blind date suddenly became a rival in love.

……

When Ling Fu arrived at the private room of the bar with his blind date, the people inside all opened their eyes in surprise: "Fuck, is this done? Just bring my sister-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law, what sister-in-law!" The male protagonist rolled his eyes, "I couldn't explain to Ms. Chen when he got home, so I brought him with me."

"Oh~~" Everyone doesn't care whether he is real or not, anyway, if he brings someone, he must take good care of him: "Come on, little sister-in-law, sit here, brother will pour you some wine."

Ling Fu immediately threw an eye knife over and gritted his teeth: "I told you I'm not sister-in-law."

"Sister-in-law, eat some fruit."

Who cares if he is.

Ling Fu: "..." With such a group of bad friends, he felt that he would not live long.

So the man who was already so angry just sat in the corner with a black face all the time and smoked quietly, watching the weak little Ling being so active among his brothers, the smile on his face couldn't be any more pretentious.

He rolled his eyes again, held the cigarette between his index fingers, rested his cheek lazily with one hand, let his slender fingers be covered by the dense smoke, his eyes were full of boredom, and he missed Xu Hailai more and more.

——That person is completely different, the other person is low-key and calm, the smile on the corner of his lips is polite, pampering, helpless or alienated, but never like that little green tea, the branch of the smile trembles.

Vulgar, really vulgar.

In such a comparison, the man in his family looks like a snow lotus in Tianshan Mountain.

Even sometimes Tianshan snow lotus is a bit bad, too calm and too old-fashioned.

After repeatedly picking up the fire, he refused to solve it for him.

asshole!Sooner or later, he will let that guy keep breaking the precepts and lowering the limit for him.

It's best to watch him infect him with desire and torture him to death!

"Buzzing..." The phone on the table rang suddenly.

Ling Fu looked at the contact person on the screen, was taken aback for a moment, and immediately got up and went out with his mobile phone. The smile on his face was light and determined, and he knew who the other party was, but he still said deliberately: "Who is it?"

Jingchi: "Xu Hai. Where are you?"

The male lead was leaning in the corridor, his posture was lazy, his legs were crossed together casually, and the cigarette curled up from the tip of his hanging finger: "Bar, why Mr. Xu, you are not coming to see me, are you?"

There was silence for a second and asked him, "Is it convenient?"

Of course it's convenient, I wish you could appear in front of me immediately, give him a deep French kiss, and kiss him until he dies.

Ling Fu curled his lips and didn't ask why he changed his mind suddenly, "I sent you the address...waiting for you."

"Ah."

……

Half an hour later, under the surprised eyes of everyone, Ling Fu brought in a man with broad shoulders and narrow hips. He had a gentle smile on his handsome face, and his temperament was clean and pure, but he couldn't be ignored .

As soon as it came, it attracted all eyes, and it couldn't be used as a background board at all.

The weak little Ling who was still shuttling back and forth among the crowd saw the man at the door, and immediately stopped his movements. The light in his eyes instantly rose, and he said loudly to Jingchi, "Hello."

Jingchi looked at him when he heard the words, and nodded: "Hello, everyone."

Seeing the cowardly little Ling's salivating appearance, Ling Fu quickly took the man's hand, put his body between the two, and blocked each other's sight, and introduced to them: "This is Mr. Xu, Xu Hai. Just before The one I met at the supermarket."

His buddies suddenly realized, "Oh, it's Mr. Xu, he's been famous for a long time!" Then they brought him a new glass and filled it with wine, "Come, let's have a drink together!"

Jingchi understood the deep meaning of these two sentences as soon as he heard it. The male protagonist was showing his favor in a disguised form. One was to clarify that he was really forced to go on a blind date, and the other was to show him his sincerity.

He didn't say anything, and let Ling Fu take the oath of sovereignty and walked over, took the wine glass and smiled at everyone: "Sorry, I'm late, I will punish myself with three glasses first."

The people around were immediately happy when they heard the words, "Mr. Xu is bold! I like to play with you like this!"

But the two little zeros on the spot looked at the man with his head up and gulping his drink, and suddenly his legs and waist softened a little.

Ow!How can he be so handsome!So charming!

Is he really an ordinary cashier?

The temperament is so calm and unhurried, it can directly cool into people's hearts.

After the three cups, Jing Chi toasted with the male lead's friends one by one, and made the etiquette very thoughtful, so that no one could find fault at all, even if he wanted to blame him, he couldn't find fault.

He has a good personality and can talk, and everyone immediately mingled together. The brothers stared at Ling Fu with wolf-like eyes, and with what Ling Fu had said to them before, they immediately came up with an idea.

"The brothers finally got together. It's not interesting to just drink, why not play a game?"

They are all brothers who have worn a pair of pants for many years. The others immediately understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately agreed.

Jingchi would not refuse.

In terms of playing, he is the patriarch, and he has never been timid.

The weak and weak Ling immediately ran to Jingchi's side, "Mr. Xu and I are newcomers, let's sit together during the game."

Hearing Xiao Saoling's words, Ling Fu immediately threw a sharp eye at him. He was too embarrassed to push him away in front of Jingchi, suppressing the anger in his heart, so annoyed.

"That's it," the man standing between the two looked at the delicate little Ling with a gentle smile, then stepped aside and said to Ling Fu, "You are Ling Fu's blind date, right? Mr. Ling is more familiar."

Then, without waiting for Xiaojiaohua to refuse, she directly extended her left hand to Ling Fu and made a gesture of invitation, "Come on."

Ling Fu changed places with Jing Chi without hesitation, raised his eyebrows and glanced at the delicate flower in a rather airy manner, "Yes, you know me here, of course I will take good care of you."

Xiao Jiaohua was so angry that he pouted, "Thank you then!"

His man was right next to him, so Ling Fu was not in the mood to care whether he was happy or thank you, so he turned his head and leaned into Jingchi's ear: "You can drink very well, Mr. Xu?"

After drinking more than 20 cups, I can still do not have sex after drinking, which is very reassuring.

Jingchi replied in a low voice: "Drinking is not allowed during work hours, so I have to drink more when I can."

The man spoke humorously and wittily, and his voice was pleasant enough to tease people's nerve endings. Ling Fu, who had just been fed a mouthful of candy, was immediately fascinated by him. He didn't know how to write the word reserved.

He leaned closer to Jingchi's ear again, and whispered a few words: "I want to eat you."

□□ very.

Jingchi didn't even know how such a male lead hadn't had a relationship until now, this is simply a little bitch who is always in the period of outbreak.

He turned his eyes lightly, glanced at Ling Fu with the end of his eyes, and looked at the other's lips that hadn't closed in time, a little red, and he could vaguely see the tongue inside.

How could Jingchi forget how flexible that tongue is, when he drilled it into his mouth, he licked his palate once, followed by fawning, smacking and smacking.

The other party's flirting almost killed him.

But it happens to be very attractive.

It's probably because he's getting older, and he likes this kind of proactive, male-oriented little wave.

Jingchi felt that the two of them should have made some real progress, so he raised his hand and rubbed the back of the male lead's neck a few times, "Good boy."

Ling Fu was sweetly coaxed by his one after another response, and immediately became happier. He boldly put his hand on the man's thigh, and then continued to tease him upwards.

Stimulated by the electric current brought by that beautiful hand, Jing Chi silently licked the corner of his lips.

If this is not the case, it is probably incompetent.

He enjoys the hero's boldness and wantonness.

That little hand, hiss.

Huh, the taste is so damn good!

Then suppressed the abnormal effort of the body, looked at the poker in front of him with red ears as if nothing had happened, and asked them, "How do you play?"

"Simple, the person with the king of hearts obeys the order, and the person with the ace of spades gives the order."

"Okay." Jing Chi raised the corners of his lips, not daring to indulge the male lead anymore, otherwise he would go off the rails, patted Ling Fu on the waist, and said to him, "Go, help me see."

Hearing this, the male lead reluctantly withdrew his hand on his crotch, sighing in his heart how big Jingchi was, and swallowed quietly.

Seeing this, the weak and weak Ling who was neglected by the two immediately let out a jealous "hum".

Hearing Xiaojiaohua's dissatisfaction, Ling Fu became even more proud, then turned around and reached out to lift the card in front of the man, revealing a corner, and the heart immediately came into view.

At this moment, the weak and weak Ling who had been left alone for a long time suddenly excitedly said: "Wow! I am the Ace of Spades!!"

Hearing this, the hero suddenly felt something was wrong, turned his head and glanced at Jingchi uneasily, pursed his lips, and then lifted the card, revealing a "King of Hearts".

Ling Fu was about to exchange that card with his own immediately, but the weak little Ling had already come over, his eyes sharp, and he said in surprise, "Ah, Brother Xu is the King of Hearts~"

Yeah your grandma has a leg.

Ling Fu immediately threw a sharp eye at the card dealer, and a terrible smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Fa Xiao, who dealt the cards, looked at the weak Xiao Ling with joy, and didn't notice his dissatisfaction at all.

Garbage stuff!

All right, what game are you playing?

It made me angry for no reason!

He was so upset, but the delicate and weak Ling still pretended to be Xi Shi holding his heart and whispering in his ear, "Should I issue orders to Brother Xu?"

Xiaojiaohua's eyes looked straight at Jingchi, fascinated and hot.

Without waiting for Jingchi to answer him, the guy next to him who dealt the cards immediately said: "Yes."

"Is it okay to issue any order?" The delicate and innocent eyes of Zero looked innocent, as if Xiao Chunjie didn't understand anything, "Then can I let brother Xu give me a hug..."

"A hug?" Ling Fu immediately rolled his eyes, with a sarcasm on the corner of his mouth: "What kind of hug do you want?"

"...It's all right." The delicate and weak Ling was pitiful and helpless under his many questions, "Is it because I asked too much? I'm sorry, I have never played this kind of game."

Humph.

They're all gangsters, who doesn't know that it's hard to get a hit?

When you meet someone you like, then use all means, and no one will give in to anyone.

Survival of the fittest is king!

It is absolutely impossible for Ling Fu to let the ambitious Xiaojiaohua touch his man, even with a finger.

Jing Chi just watched the two of them quarreling with relish.

At this moment, the male lead suddenly turned to look at him, and ordered: "Don't move."

Then he reached out and gave Jingchi a big hug, then turned back to look at Xiaojiaohua, hugged Xiaojiaohua for a while and left in a hurry, raised his eyebrows and said to the bewildered weak Xiaoling: "Okay, the hug is over." .”

Jing Chi pursed his lips, lowered his head and raised the corners of his lips playfully.

Ok, Ok.

Such a wild and tyrannical male lead makes him feel very safe.

From then on, I no longer have to worry about being bullied.

Xiaojiaohua Buyi: "I want to hug Brother Xu...not you."

Ling Fu raised half of the corner of his lips: "You didn't explain how to hold it, who is to blame?" Then he put away the cards in his hand, threw them to his bamboo horse brother, and hinted: "You deal the cards."

Zhuma immediately understood: "OK."

The second round started so inexplicably, Xiaojiao gritted her flamboyant silver teeth, but could only bear it.

After all, his little green tea persona can't be collapsed.

But what a nuisance, this man! ! !

Hey, the hugs just disappeared...

With the dealer changed, the result of the second round was obvious. Ling Fu was "unlucky" to get the K of Hearts, and the A of Spades was in the hands of another brother of the hero.

Bamboo Horse licked the corner of his lips: "Why don't you play something exciting?" Then he looked at Ling Fu with deep eyes: "Everyone present, you can choose one at random and play a mobile phone vibration game, how about it?"

Mobile phone vibration?

what……

The key is where to put the vibrating mobile phone?

Jing Chi thought for a while, and immediately understood the beauty of this game.

uh-huh.

It seemed to be more fun than he expected.

Sure enough, the male protagonist sent him an invitation in the next second: "Do you have time, Mr. Xu, to play a game with me?"

"Now?" Jing Chi pretended not to understand anything: "Yes."

The author has something to say: Jing Chi: let the horse come here.

Ling Fu: I am that horse.

Jingchi: Mustang?I can't afford to love.