Lily Love
Chapter 40: Meet TFBoys
Chinese name: TFBOYS
Foreign name: TFBOYS
Nationality: Chinese
Nationality: Han
Occupation: singer, student
Established: August 2013, 8
Group number: 3 people
Group members: Wang Junkai, Wang Yuan, Yi Yangqianxi
Fan Name: Clover
Brokerage company: Beijing Times Fengjun Culture and Art Company
Representative works: "Heart", "Love Departure", "Dream Set Sail", "Magic Castle"
TFBOYS star journey
TFBOYS is a brand-new juvenile idol group launched by Beijing Times Fengjun Culture and Art Development Co., Ltd. in the summer of 2013 through the selection of its TF family trainees.This group is the first true juvenile idol group in the history of the TF family. Among the group members are the excellent trainees of the TF family Wang Junkai and Wang Yuan, and the new member Yi Yangqianxi who joined the TF family in the summer.
TFBOYS's first EP invites a well-known Korean music team who once served as the album producer of the popular Korean queen Lee Hyori to create songs for the new group and complete the post-production of the new album songs in Korea. EP was released in September 2013.
The full name of TFBOYS is The Fighting Boys. The name of the group clearly shows that TFBOYS is the first group of the TF family, and the name full of positive energy means the teenagers who are motivated and cheer up.The main color of the group is orange for the TF family, and the fans of TFBOYS are: four-leaf clover.The name of the fan comes from a line in the song "HEART" in TFBOYS's debut EP, "four-leaf clover will bloom beautifully in the future".
The three members of the group and the fourth member of the fans form a four-leaf clover to grow together, and the four-leaf clover pattern is also designed into the TFBOYS combination LOGO.
"So... Huh? Wang Junkai information!"
TFBOYS member Wang Junkai profile
Wang Junkai entered the TF family through selection in early 2011. During the training period of the TF family trainees, he released the EP "I Don't Change" in the name of the TF family in September 2011. In early 9, the cover works "Prisoner Bird" and "I Be Happy" was recommended by Sohu.com for the first time.Afterwards, a large number of cover works such as "So Love", "Little Love Song", "Backlight" and so on were released, and its selfie version "In My Singing" in the bathroom was reprinted by a large number of netizens.
Name: Wang Junkai
English name: Karry
Fan Name: Little Crab
Wang Junkai Weibo: (TFBOYS-Wang Junkai)
Birthplace: Chongqing
Birthday: 1999 9 Month 21 Day
Zodiac: Rabbit
Height: 173cm
Weight: XNUM X kg
Constellation: Virgo
Strengths: singing
Hobbies: Playing ball, playing guitar
Combination: TFBOYS
Positions in the team: captain, lead singer, front face
Profile of TFBOYS member Wang Yuan
Wang Yuan is a trainee of Chongqing Times Fengjun Art Training, a member of the TF family and the lead singer.Later, he formed a new boy idol group TFBOYS with Wang Junkai and Yi Yangqianxi, and released a promotional video for the new group image for ten years.
Wang Yuan entered the TF family at the beginning of 2012. In the summer of 2012, "One Like Summer and One Like Autumn", which he sang together with Wang Junkai, was forwarded more than 8 times on Sina Weibo, and the total number of online videos was clicked more than 500 million times (as of September 2012).Participating in performances and recording programs include: "Future Star" Talent Competition No.9, Enlight Media "Music Billboard" promotional film, Anhui Satellite TV "Golden Age", etc., and sang "In My Song" with Wang Junkai."One Like Summer and One Like Autumn" co-sung with Karry Wang was frantically reposted on Weibo, and even reposted by the original singer Fan Weiqi. Later, "When Love Is Gone" and "Onion" co-sung with Karry Wang attracted a lot of netizens Attention, Onion was recommended by the original songwriter Ashin and was broadcast in Taiwan Zhongtian Entertainment News, "When Love is a Past" was also published in Chongqing Daily, so it set off a frenzy of reposting again.
"Wang Yuan? Who is it..."
Name: Wang Yuan
English name: Roy
Fan name: glutinous rice balls
Wang Yuan Weibo: (TFBOYS-Wang Yuan)
Current place of residence: Chongqing
Birthplace: Shaanxi
Birthday: 2000.11.08
Zodiac: Dragon
Height: 167cm
Weight: XNUM X kg
Constellation: Scorpio
Strengths: Love to laugh, sing, play basketball
Positions in the team: lead singer, host, cute
The Bachelor Special
Dearsinglesistersandbrothers, Cheers! Happy Bachelors' Day!
November [-] is coming soon, dear single brothers and sisters, cheers, happy singles day!
Let me tell a few jokes today, okay?
1: A man knocked out a strange old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area!The man was terrified and overwhelmed!There are more and more onlookers!Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Father, you wait for me, I will find you a doctor right away!" After saying that, he ran away. . .The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back to me!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"
2:小明考试回家,妈妈问他:“考的咋呀?”小明说:“只有一道题错了!!”妈妈问:"啥题?”小明说:“问3乘7等于几?”妈妈问:“你等于几”小明说:“我当时不管三七21等了个20.9!”
3:朝鲜:大哥,我要做核试验了。中国:好的,什么时候?朝:10.中:10?10什么?10天还是10小时?朝:9,8,7,6。。。中国:你大爷的!
4. "Chairman, what makes you depressed?" "Class..." The chairman took a breath and said slowly.
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1. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
2. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
3. Rich people get married eventually.
4. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived by others.
5. Don't be afraid of being used by others, but be afraid of being useless.
6. Other people's money is mine.
7. Women are pleasing to themselves, but men are poor to please themselves!
8. The green hills are left, but there is still no firewood...
9. Strongly protest the commercial breaks in TV dramas!
10. The sky didn't give me a big task, but it still hurts my mind and my bones...
11. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in hotels...
12. My principle is: I will not offend if people do not offend me; if people offend me, I will be angry!
13. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be overcrowded.
14. Occasionally, you will feel very happy when you are silent in life, but it will be miserable if you are silent in life...
15. The generation gap is - I asked my dad: "What do you think of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"?" Dad thought about it and said: "I haven't drunk it!"
16. It's better to take a closer look than to take a quick look at you.
17. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man eats it in one bite!
18. A woman who knows nothing about a man ends up becoming a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about a man ends up becoming an old woman.
19. When God bestows us with youth, he also bestows us with acne.
20. If you have a problem, first find the cause from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
21. I was also an infatuated seed back then, but it rained... and I drowned.
22. Banknotes are not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.
23. I allow you to walk into my world, but never allow you to walk around in my world.
24. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrlc", and then "ctrlv" non-stop.
25. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money, and women are afraid of being fat.
26. If having money is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.
27. If marriage is the tomb of love, then I expect someone to bury me.
28. Never hang yourself on a tree, you can go to the surrounding trees and try a few more times.
29. Everyone has at least one dream and one reason to be strong.
30. Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future.
31. Love is like two people pulling rubber bands, the one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn't want to let go!
32. If the heart has no place to rest, it will be wandering wherever it goes!
33. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out: So handsome can be so specific!
34. When I was young, I didn’t study. My mother said: “When you grow up, you will marry Wang Laowu who sells pork.” Now I teach my daughter: “Study hard, and when you grow up, you can marry Wang Laowu who sells pork.”
35. I ordered two dishes in the cafeteria at noon, and I was shocked to eat the first one: Is there any more unpalatable dish in the world?I cried when I ate the second one: there really are!
36. Cherish life--If God keeps you alive, there must be His arrangement.
37. For work, take a step back and see the sky; for love, take a step back and leave nothing behind.
38. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dung.
39. My mother said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.
40. Don't say that women are too realistic if men are not capable, and don't say that men are too carefree if women are not capable.
41. Even if I am a toad, I will never marry my mother toad.
42. A lot of people have jumped off buildings recently, so be careful not to get hit.
43. Look into my eyes, besides the gum, you will also see perseverance and sincerity.
44. In my next life, I will be reborn as a woman and marry a man like me.
45. Sleep is an art -- no one can stop me from pursuing art!
46. I not only own a car, but also drive myself.
47. There is gold under the man's knee. I cut off the whole leg, and I didn't even find a piece of copper!
48. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
49. Question: What do you like about me?Answer: I like you to stay away from me!
50. What's the use of "handsome"!In the end, he was not eaten by the "pawn"!
51. The four major tragedies in life: a drop of sweet rain when there is a long drought; when you meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land, you are the creditor; when you are next door at the wedding night, when you are enrolling on the gold list, you are dreaming.
52. Love is like playing basketball, with offense and defense, and sometimes fake moves!
53. Laying in bed in the morning, I took out 6 coins from my pocket: If they were all heads, I went to class.After hesitating for a long time, forget it, don't take this risk.
54. A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.
55. Pigs have pigs' thoughts, and people have human thoughts.If a pig had a human mind, it wouldn't be a pig - it's Bajie!
56. There is a monkey in the zoo that is so ugly that everyone vomits.One day I went, I vomited; one day you went, the monkey vomited.
57. Others spend less than the previous month, but I spend less money day after day.
58. A long, long time ago, lies and truth took a bath by the river, the lie washed first, and left wearing the clothes of truth, but the truth refused to wear the clothes of lies.Later, in people's eyes, there are only lies in real clothes, but it is difficult to accept the naked truth.
59. Roses, yours; chocolates, yours; diamonds, yours; you, mine.
60. When three people walk together, there must be our teacher; among the three musketeers, one must be strong; in a love triangle, one must be hurt.
61. When a man has no money, he hates women for being vulgar. When he is rich, he wishes women are all vulgar.
62. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late...
63. I don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am tired of doing laundry and cooking.
64. I have also shed tears and heartbreak, this is the price of "two".
65. You will never see the time when I love you the most, because I only love you when I can't see you.In the same way, you will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you cannot see me.
66. It is not the mountains in the distance that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes!
67. It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are newcomers.
68. Happiness is to scratch when it itch, unfortunately is to itch but not to scratch, what is more unfortunate is that the soul and body have not felt the itch that is about to move for a long time.
69. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I harvested a lot of handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guys"
Village", I also became the village head as I wished.
70. Women are divided into married and non-married, and men are divided into voluntary and forced marriages.
71. Healthy, easy.live, easy.Life is not easy.
72. Mistakes are temporary regrets, but misses are eternal regrets.
73. Economists say: capital flow will add value.Later, I found out that it was my funds that were flowing, and other people's funds were increasing in value.
74. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin, and beautiful.
How long is 75.1 minutes?It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
76. When I saw my second uncle buying vegetables once, I blurted out: "Ercai, did you buy my uncle?" The second uncle said: "It's such a big talk, I can't even say it personally."
77. Is work boring?Toss a coin to play, surf the Internet if it is heads, sleep if it is tails, work when it is upright, work hard if it is tilted, apply for overtime if it is smashed, if you fall two, you will fall every day!
78. When I was young, the teacher told me the definition of "handsome guy". I couldn't figure it out. Later, a classmate showed me a mirror.Oh, suddenly I understand!
79. Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks, it’s too risky, and it’s safest to make tofu. If it’s hard, it’s dried tofu. If it’s thin, it’s tofu brain. If it’s thin, it’s bean curd skin. Stinky tofu, steady profit.
80. The ideal of life is the ideal life.
81. Men deepen their friendship because of tobacco and alcohol, and women deepen their friendship because of their complaints.
82. To love someone, you need to understand and understand; you need to apologize and thank you; you need to admit your mistakes and correct them; you need to be considerate and considerate; you need to accept rather than endure; Condolences rather than questioning; talking rather than accusing; unforgettable rather than forgetting; communicating with each other rather than explaining everything; silently praying for each other instead of making many demands on each other.
83. Don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.
84. One day Mung Dou broke up with his girlfriend, and he kept crying...then sprouted...
85. A man fooling a woman is called flirting; a woman fooling a man is called seduction; a man and a woman fooling each other is called love.
86. "Why do people have two ears?" Grandma said: "One ear can go in and the other ear can go out. If you just go in and out, you can't hold it."
87. Let everything go with the flow, be calm when you are in trouble, be calm when you are proud, and calm when you are frustrated.
88. Above others, treat others as human beings; below others, treat yourself as human beings.
89. If you are still impulsive, it means you still have passion for life; if you are always impulsive, it means you still don’t understand life.
90. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to always have food in one place, but to have food everywhere for a lifetime.
91. When you close your eyes and open them, a day passes.Once the eyes are closed and never opened again, a lifetime has passed.
92. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.
93. Stop eating pork, watch the pig run away.
94. When paying wages, the accountant said to me: "You should get your wages every six months. There is too little change now..."
95. Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Change what can be changed, accept what can not be changed.
96. Honesty is more precious than gold; tolerance is wider than the sea; morality is nobler than mountains.
97. A person may need very little in his life-a glass of water, a bowl of rice, and a sentence of "I love you".But I hope: you pour the water, you cook the rice, and you tell me I love you.
98. Life is like a game of cards!It's not about catching a good hand, it's about playing a bad hand.
99. When you point your fingers at others, please don't forget that your own three fingers are pointing at yourself.
100. Find a boyfriend who is like EXCEL -- hide if you want to hide, filter if you want to filter, delete if you want to delete, one is not high
Xing, I haven't saved it yet!
101. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.
102. Sleep is for steady work, and work is for steady sleep.
103. If you want to succeed, you should take perseverance as your good friend, experience as your staff, prudence as your brother, and hope as your sentinel.
104. A man without money is like a dish lacking salt, which lacks some taste.Reminder: Too much salt is not good for physical and mental health.
105. My present dream determines my future.So let's sleep a little longer.
106. Many years ago, there was a rainbow after the storm.
107. Nostalgia - not because of how good that era was, but because you were young at that time.
108. I went to the hospital for a physical examination and passed by the ENT department. After careful examination, the doctor wrote "handsome" on my physical examination form.
109. A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students: "What is this?" Everyone replied: "Ass!" The female teacher cried and went to the principal, who was very angry and came to the classroom: "You Why did you make the teacher cry?" He looked at the blackboard again: "Hey, you even drew a butt on the blackboard!"
101. Boring WeChat, I received a message saying hello on WeChat yesterday, I opened it and it was a MM.
MM: "It's so boring!"
Me: "I'm so bored too!" (Looking forward to her asking me to hang out.)
MM: "If you're bored, fart and chase after me!"
I deleted her without saying a word.
102.Foreigners speak Chinese
One day, a foreigner who knew a thing or two about Chinese visited a certain factory.On the way, the factory manager said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to make a convenience." The foreigner didn't understand this Chinese sentence, so he asked the translator, "What does it mean to be convenient." The translator said, "It's just going to the toilet." The foreigner: "Oh..." Visit At the end, the factory manager enthusiastically said to the foreigner: "Next time you have dinner together at your convenience!" The foreigner looked unhappy and said in blunt Chinese: "I never eat when it is convenient for you!"
103. At noon in summer, I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately handed it to the police uncle. The police uncle scolded: "Gua Wazi, you f*ck want to burn me to death?"
104. Sima Guang patted Wang Anshi on the shoulder: "Jiefu, fight with me? You are still too young."
Wang Anshi responded calmly: "What's the big deal? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? I would definitely do the same thing if I were different. Compared with you, I just have one less chance."
Sima Guang shot two cold lights in his eyes: "The opportunity is created by yourself. You only know that the old man smashed the vat, but you don't know how the child fell into it?"
105. "I have a friend who lost 7 catties in one day!"
"So powerful! How did you do it?"
"She gave birth to a baby yesterday..."
106. On a rainy day, invite the beautiful women to eat hot pot.After entering the store, myopia lenses were covered with fog, so I took them off.
He vaguely saw a mop head placed on the ground, in order to show his high quality in front of the beauties.
Then he stamped his muddy soles on the mop.
Damn that's not a mop, it's a long-haired dog lying on the ground!
At the speed of running [-] meters, my brother was chased by that dog for half a street!
107. "How much is your monthly salary?"
"A little over 2."
I looked at the "2000.0" on the salary slip
108. Man: "Do you have feelings for me?"
Female: "Yes, it's very emotional."
Man: "How does it feel?"
Female: "The feeling of being pregnant."
Man: "Ah, what's it like to be pregnant?"
Female: "It's uncomfortable to feel like vomiting but can't vomit!"
109. Bajie was reincarnated as an adult. He bought a new car and was very excited. He swelled up on the main road and crashed a car after a while. Do it all over again.
This time, Bajie learned how to behave. When he was close to the accident, Bajie turned a corner early, but Bajie crashed again. It was the original car, even with the same license plate. Hades, are you playing with me as an old pig?"
Yan Wang said with a smile: "Persistence is the most important thing to be a human being. If you persist, you should still be in the world compared to this time!"
Bajie was puzzled and asked, "Where did you start talking about this?"
Yan Wang only answered one sentence, and Bajie seemed to understand it, "The person who collided with you has the same thoughts as you after returning to the world!"
110. Ants are petty farting!Why do ants fart?
In order to solve this eternal puzzle, Nanshang Xiao Tiedou visited and investigated everywhere.
The aunt of the neighborhood committee knows the psychology of animals best. She thinks: ants fart because they are afraid of their wives!
I said, "The farts of the female ant are also small, so how can that be explained?"
The aunt thought for a while and said: "Then there is only one reason, the female ant farts, it is her anus school"
There is some truth to this statement, but I think the real reason is: the reason why an ant farts small is that its parents educated it from an early age: farts are not high-pitched.
111. Sister, I'm 29, and I've never been in a relationship...Cut...Today is boring.
Randomly click on a fortune-telling website, and after inputting the information, I come up with the sentence, "Young girl, you are destined to have no peach blossoms...you can't get married..."
Nima, this god horse breaks the website!
Well, it's almost done, 111 joke, adding 1 is Singles' Day,
?Happy Singles' Day! ?
Foreign name: TFBOYS
Nationality: Chinese
Nationality: Han
Occupation: singer, student
Established: August 2013, 8
Group number: 3 people
Group members: Wang Junkai, Wang Yuan, Yi Yangqianxi
Fan Name: Clover
Brokerage company: Beijing Times Fengjun Culture and Art Company
Representative works: "Heart", "Love Departure", "Dream Set Sail", "Magic Castle"
TFBOYS star journey
TFBOYS is a brand-new juvenile idol group launched by Beijing Times Fengjun Culture and Art Development Co., Ltd. in the summer of 2013 through the selection of its TF family trainees.This group is the first true juvenile idol group in the history of the TF family. Among the group members are the excellent trainees of the TF family Wang Junkai and Wang Yuan, and the new member Yi Yangqianxi who joined the TF family in the summer.
TFBOYS's first EP invites a well-known Korean music team who once served as the album producer of the popular Korean queen Lee Hyori to create songs for the new group and complete the post-production of the new album songs in Korea. EP was released in September 2013.
The full name of TFBOYS is The Fighting Boys. The name of the group clearly shows that TFBOYS is the first group of the TF family, and the name full of positive energy means the teenagers who are motivated and cheer up.The main color of the group is orange for the TF family, and the fans of TFBOYS are: four-leaf clover.The name of the fan comes from a line in the song "HEART" in TFBOYS's debut EP, "four-leaf clover will bloom beautifully in the future".
The three members of the group and the fourth member of the fans form a four-leaf clover to grow together, and the four-leaf clover pattern is also designed into the TFBOYS combination LOGO.
"So... Huh? Wang Junkai information!"
TFBOYS member Wang Junkai profile
Wang Junkai entered the TF family through selection in early 2011. During the training period of the TF family trainees, he released the EP "I Don't Change" in the name of the TF family in September 2011. In early 9, the cover works "Prisoner Bird" and "I Be Happy" was recommended by Sohu.com for the first time.Afterwards, a large number of cover works such as "So Love", "Little Love Song", "Backlight" and so on were released, and its selfie version "In My Singing" in the bathroom was reprinted by a large number of netizens.
Name: Wang Junkai
English name: Karry
Fan Name: Little Crab
Wang Junkai Weibo: (TFBOYS-Wang Junkai)
Birthplace: Chongqing
Birthday: 1999 9 Month 21 Day
Zodiac: Rabbit
Height: 173cm
Weight: XNUM X kg
Constellation: Virgo
Strengths: singing
Hobbies: Playing ball, playing guitar
Combination: TFBOYS
Positions in the team: captain, lead singer, front face
Profile of TFBOYS member Wang Yuan
Wang Yuan is a trainee of Chongqing Times Fengjun Art Training, a member of the TF family and the lead singer.Later, he formed a new boy idol group TFBOYS with Wang Junkai and Yi Yangqianxi, and released a promotional video for the new group image for ten years.
Wang Yuan entered the TF family at the beginning of 2012. In the summer of 2012, "One Like Summer and One Like Autumn", which he sang together with Wang Junkai, was forwarded more than 8 times on Sina Weibo, and the total number of online videos was clicked more than 500 million times (as of September 2012).Participating in performances and recording programs include: "Future Star" Talent Competition No.9, Enlight Media "Music Billboard" promotional film, Anhui Satellite TV "Golden Age", etc., and sang "In My Song" with Wang Junkai."One Like Summer and One Like Autumn" co-sung with Karry Wang was frantically reposted on Weibo, and even reposted by the original singer Fan Weiqi. Later, "When Love Is Gone" and "Onion" co-sung with Karry Wang attracted a lot of netizens Attention, Onion was recommended by the original songwriter Ashin and was broadcast in Taiwan Zhongtian Entertainment News, "When Love is a Past" was also published in Chongqing Daily, so it set off a frenzy of reposting again.
"Wang Yuan? Who is it..."
Name: Wang Yuan
English name: Roy
Fan name: glutinous rice balls
Wang Yuan Weibo: (TFBOYS-Wang Yuan)
Current place of residence: Chongqing
Birthplace: Shaanxi
Birthday: 2000.11.08
Zodiac: Dragon
Height: 167cm
Weight: XNUM X kg
Constellation: Scorpio
Strengths: Love to laugh, sing, play basketball
Positions in the team: lead singer, host, cute
The Bachelor Special
Dearsinglesistersandbrothers, Cheers! Happy Bachelors' Day!
November [-] is coming soon, dear single brothers and sisters, cheers, happy singles day!
Let me tell a few jokes today, okay?
1: A man knocked out a strange old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area!The man was terrified and overwhelmed!There are more and more onlookers!Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Father, you wait for me, I will find you a doctor right away!" After saying that, he ran away. . .The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back to me!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"
2:小明考试回家,妈妈问他:“考的咋呀?”小明说:“只有一道题错了!!”妈妈问:"啥题?”小明说:“问3乘7等于几?”妈妈问:“你等于几”小明说:“我当时不管三七21等了个20.9!”
3:朝鲜:大哥,我要做核试验了。中国:好的,什么时候?朝:10.中:10?10什么?10天还是10小时?朝:9,8,7,6。。。中国:你大爷的!
4. "Chairman, what makes you depressed?" "Class..." The chairman took a breath and said slowly.
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1. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
2. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
3. Rich people get married eventually.
4. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived by others.
5. Don't be afraid of being used by others, but be afraid of being useless.
6. Other people's money is mine.
7. Women are pleasing to themselves, but men are poor to please themselves!
8. The green hills are left, but there is still no firewood...
9. Strongly protest the commercial breaks in TV dramas!
10. The sky didn't give me a big task, but it still hurts my mind and my bones...
11. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in hotels...
12. My principle is: I will not offend if people do not offend me; if people offend me, I will be angry!
13. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be overcrowded.
14. Occasionally, you will feel very happy when you are silent in life, but it will be miserable if you are silent in life...
15. The generation gap is - I asked my dad: "What do you think of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"?" Dad thought about it and said: "I haven't drunk it!"
16. It's better to take a closer look than to take a quick look at you.
17. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man eats it in one bite!
18. A woman who knows nothing about a man ends up becoming a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about a man ends up becoming an old woman.
19. When God bestows us with youth, he also bestows us with acne.
20. If you have a problem, first find the cause from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
21. I was also an infatuated seed back then, but it rained... and I drowned.
22. Banknotes are not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.
23. I allow you to walk into my world, but never allow you to walk around in my world.
24. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrlc", and then "ctrlv" non-stop.
25. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money, and women are afraid of being fat.
26. If having money is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.
27. If marriage is the tomb of love, then I expect someone to bury me.
28. Never hang yourself on a tree, you can go to the surrounding trees and try a few more times.
29. Everyone has at least one dream and one reason to be strong.
30. Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future.
31. Love is like two people pulling rubber bands, the one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn't want to let go!
32. If the heart has no place to rest, it will be wandering wherever it goes!
33. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out: So handsome can be so specific!
34. When I was young, I didn’t study. My mother said: “When you grow up, you will marry Wang Laowu who sells pork.” Now I teach my daughter: “Study hard, and when you grow up, you can marry Wang Laowu who sells pork.”
35. I ordered two dishes in the cafeteria at noon, and I was shocked to eat the first one: Is there any more unpalatable dish in the world?I cried when I ate the second one: there really are!
36. Cherish life--If God keeps you alive, there must be His arrangement.
37. For work, take a step back and see the sky; for love, take a step back and leave nothing behind.
38. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dung.
39. My mother said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.
40. Don't say that women are too realistic if men are not capable, and don't say that men are too carefree if women are not capable.
41. Even if I am a toad, I will never marry my mother toad.
42. A lot of people have jumped off buildings recently, so be careful not to get hit.
43. Look into my eyes, besides the gum, you will also see perseverance and sincerity.
44. In my next life, I will be reborn as a woman and marry a man like me.
45. Sleep is an art -- no one can stop me from pursuing art!
46. I not only own a car, but also drive myself.
47. There is gold under the man's knee. I cut off the whole leg, and I didn't even find a piece of copper!
48. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
49. Question: What do you like about me?Answer: I like you to stay away from me!
50. What's the use of "handsome"!In the end, he was not eaten by the "pawn"!
51. The four major tragedies in life: a drop of sweet rain when there is a long drought; when you meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land, you are the creditor; when you are next door at the wedding night, when you are enrolling on the gold list, you are dreaming.
52. Love is like playing basketball, with offense and defense, and sometimes fake moves!
53. Laying in bed in the morning, I took out 6 coins from my pocket: If they were all heads, I went to class.After hesitating for a long time, forget it, don't take this risk.
54. A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.
55. Pigs have pigs' thoughts, and people have human thoughts.If a pig had a human mind, it wouldn't be a pig - it's Bajie!
56. There is a monkey in the zoo that is so ugly that everyone vomits.One day I went, I vomited; one day you went, the monkey vomited.
57. Others spend less than the previous month, but I spend less money day after day.
58. A long, long time ago, lies and truth took a bath by the river, the lie washed first, and left wearing the clothes of truth, but the truth refused to wear the clothes of lies.Later, in people's eyes, there are only lies in real clothes, but it is difficult to accept the naked truth.
59. Roses, yours; chocolates, yours; diamonds, yours; you, mine.
60. When three people walk together, there must be our teacher; among the three musketeers, one must be strong; in a love triangle, one must be hurt.
61. When a man has no money, he hates women for being vulgar. When he is rich, he wishes women are all vulgar.
62. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late...
63. I don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am tired of doing laundry and cooking.
64. I have also shed tears and heartbreak, this is the price of "two".
65. You will never see the time when I love you the most, because I only love you when I can't see you.In the same way, you will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you cannot see me.
66. It is not the mountains in the distance that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes!
67. It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are newcomers.
68. Happiness is to scratch when it itch, unfortunately is to itch but not to scratch, what is more unfortunate is that the soul and body have not felt the itch that is about to move for a long time.
69. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I harvested a lot of handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guys"
Village", I also became the village head as I wished.
70. Women are divided into married and non-married, and men are divided into voluntary and forced marriages.
71. Healthy, easy.live, easy.Life is not easy.
72. Mistakes are temporary regrets, but misses are eternal regrets.
73. Economists say: capital flow will add value.Later, I found out that it was my funds that were flowing, and other people's funds were increasing in value.
74. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin, and beautiful.
How long is 75.1 minutes?It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
76. When I saw my second uncle buying vegetables once, I blurted out: "Ercai, did you buy my uncle?" The second uncle said: "It's such a big talk, I can't even say it personally."
77. Is work boring?Toss a coin to play, surf the Internet if it is heads, sleep if it is tails, work when it is upright, work hard if it is tilted, apply for overtime if it is smashed, if you fall two, you will fall every day!
78. When I was young, the teacher told me the definition of "handsome guy". I couldn't figure it out. Later, a classmate showed me a mirror.Oh, suddenly I understand!
79. Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks, it’s too risky, and it’s safest to make tofu. If it’s hard, it’s dried tofu. If it’s thin, it’s tofu brain. If it’s thin, it’s bean curd skin. Stinky tofu, steady profit.
80. The ideal of life is the ideal life.
81. Men deepen their friendship because of tobacco and alcohol, and women deepen their friendship because of their complaints.
82. To love someone, you need to understand and understand; you need to apologize and thank you; you need to admit your mistakes and correct them; you need to be considerate and considerate; you need to accept rather than endure; Condolences rather than questioning; talking rather than accusing; unforgettable rather than forgetting; communicating with each other rather than explaining everything; silently praying for each other instead of making many demands on each other.
83. Don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.
84. One day Mung Dou broke up with his girlfriend, and he kept crying...then sprouted...
85. A man fooling a woman is called flirting; a woman fooling a man is called seduction; a man and a woman fooling each other is called love.
86. "Why do people have two ears?" Grandma said: "One ear can go in and the other ear can go out. If you just go in and out, you can't hold it."
87. Let everything go with the flow, be calm when you are in trouble, be calm when you are proud, and calm when you are frustrated.
88. Above others, treat others as human beings; below others, treat yourself as human beings.
89. If you are still impulsive, it means you still have passion for life; if you are always impulsive, it means you still don’t understand life.
90. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to always have food in one place, but to have food everywhere for a lifetime.
91. When you close your eyes and open them, a day passes.Once the eyes are closed and never opened again, a lifetime has passed.
92. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.
93. Stop eating pork, watch the pig run away.
94. When paying wages, the accountant said to me: "You should get your wages every six months. There is too little change now..."
95. Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Change what can be changed, accept what can not be changed.
96. Honesty is more precious than gold; tolerance is wider than the sea; morality is nobler than mountains.
97. A person may need very little in his life-a glass of water, a bowl of rice, and a sentence of "I love you".But I hope: you pour the water, you cook the rice, and you tell me I love you.
98. Life is like a game of cards!It's not about catching a good hand, it's about playing a bad hand.
99. When you point your fingers at others, please don't forget that your own three fingers are pointing at yourself.
100. Find a boyfriend who is like EXCEL -- hide if you want to hide, filter if you want to filter, delete if you want to delete, one is not high
Xing, I haven't saved it yet!
101. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.
102. Sleep is for steady work, and work is for steady sleep.
103. If you want to succeed, you should take perseverance as your good friend, experience as your staff, prudence as your brother, and hope as your sentinel.
104. A man without money is like a dish lacking salt, which lacks some taste.Reminder: Too much salt is not good for physical and mental health.
105. My present dream determines my future.So let's sleep a little longer.
106. Many years ago, there was a rainbow after the storm.
107. Nostalgia - not because of how good that era was, but because you were young at that time.
108. I went to the hospital for a physical examination and passed by the ENT department. After careful examination, the doctor wrote "handsome" on my physical examination form.
109. A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students: "What is this?" Everyone replied: "Ass!" The female teacher cried and went to the principal, who was very angry and came to the classroom: "You Why did you make the teacher cry?" He looked at the blackboard again: "Hey, you even drew a butt on the blackboard!"
101. Boring WeChat, I received a message saying hello on WeChat yesterday, I opened it and it was a MM.
MM: "It's so boring!"
Me: "I'm so bored too!" (Looking forward to her asking me to hang out.)
MM: "If you're bored, fart and chase after me!"
I deleted her without saying a word.
102.Foreigners speak Chinese
One day, a foreigner who knew a thing or two about Chinese visited a certain factory.On the way, the factory manager said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to make a convenience." The foreigner didn't understand this Chinese sentence, so he asked the translator, "What does it mean to be convenient." The translator said, "It's just going to the toilet." The foreigner: "Oh..." Visit At the end, the factory manager enthusiastically said to the foreigner: "Next time you have dinner together at your convenience!" The foreigner looked unhappy and said in blunt Chinese: "I never eat when it is convenient for you!"
103. At noon in summer, I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately handed it to the police uncle. The police uncle scolded: "Gua Wazi, you f*ck want to burn me to death?"
104. Sima Guang patted Wang Anshi on the shoulder: "Jiefu, fight with me? You are still too young."
Wang Anshi responded calmly: "What's the big deal? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? I would definitely do the same thing if I were different. Compared with you, I just have one less chance."
Sima Guang shot two cold lights in his eyes: "The opportunity is created by yourself. You only know that the old man smashed the vat, but you don't know how the child fell into it?"
105. "I have a friend who lost 7 catties in one day!"
"So powerful! How did you do it?"
"She gave birth to a baby yesterday..."
106. On a rainy day, invite the beautiful women to eat hot pot.After entering the store, myopia lenses were covered with fog, so I took them off.
He vaguely saw a mop head placed on the ground, in order to show his high quality in front of the beauties.
Then he stamped his muddy soles on the mop.
Damn that's not a mop, it's a long-haired dog lying on the ground!
At the speed of running [-] meters, my brother was chased by that dog for half a street!
107. "How much is your monthly salary?"
"A little over 2."
I looked at the "2000.0" on the salary slip
108. Man: "Do you have feelings for me?"
Female: "Yes, it's very emotional."
Man: "How does it feel?"
Female: "The feeling of being pregnant."
Man: "Ah, what's it like to be pregnant?"
Female: "It's uncomfortable to feel like vomiting but can't vomit!"
109. Bajie was reincarnated as an adult. He bought a new car and was very excited. He swelled up on the main road and crashed a car after a while. Do it all over again.
This time, Bajie learned how to behave. When he was close to the accident, Bajie turned a corner early, but Bajie crashed again. It was the original car, even with the same license plate. Hades, are you playing with me as an old pig?"
Yan Wang said with a smile: "Persistence is the most important thing to be a human being. If you persist, you should still be in the world compared to this time!"
Bajie was puzzled and asked, "Where did you start talking about this?"
Yan Wang only answered one sentence, and Bajie seemed to understand it, "The person who collided with you has the same thoughts as you after returning to the world!"
110. Ants are petty farting!Why do ants fart?
In order to solve this eternal puzzle, Nanshang Xiao Tiedou visited and investigated everywhere.
The aunt of the neighborhood committee knows the psychology of animals best. She thinks: ants fart because they are afraid of their wives!
I said, "The farts of the female ant are also small, so how can that be explained?"
The aunt thought for a while and said: "Then there is only one reason, the female ant farts, it is her anus school"
There is some truth to this statement, but I think the real reason is: the reason why an ant farts small is that its parents educated it from an early age: farts are not high-pitched.
111. Sister, I'm 29, and I've never been in a relationship...Cut...Today is boring.
Randomly click on a fortune-telling website, and after inputting the information, I come up with the sentence, "Young girl, you are destined to have no peach blossoms...you can't get married..."
Nima, this god horse breaks the website!
Well, it's almost done, 111 joke, adding 1 is Singles' Day,
?Happy Singles' Day! ?
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