After pretending that Alpha was found out by the enemy

2333: "However, you don't have to worry. Although An Feng is an S-level Alpha, Lu Chizhou is a super S-level. There is a difference in strength. In other words, An Feng, a little scum, even you Can't beat them all."

Zhou Yijue had a gloomy face, "I can't tell you're praising me at all."

2333: "Don't pay too much attention to the details. Although you are not as powerful as Lu Chizhou, you can actually defeat him in another way. You can use your charm to conquer him and make him submit to you. In this way, you are the most powerful."

"To shut up."

2333 still wants to continue persuading: "Today is a good opportunity. If he accepts his gift and takes the opportunity to agree to his confession, it will be a matter of course. With your special body, I can help you advance the estrus period. So that you can successfully conceive a child."

"Giggle~" There was a sound of clenched fists.

Although 2333 was unreliable, what he said was true. An Feng was not Lu Chizhou's opponent at all, and was beaten to the ground by Lu Chizhou within a few strokes.

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, he was helped up by a friend, and he copied Big Big Wolf's classic moves and lines: "Lu Chizhou, wait for me, I will definitely come again."

fool.

Lu Chizhou beat the bad guys away, walked up cheerfully, looked at Zhou Yijue with flattering eyes, "Yijue, how about this Ghost Slayer?"

"Ghost Slayer is beautiful."

"Then do you like it?"

"like."

"Shall I send you off? I..."

"Not good, no reward for no merit, thank you for your kindness, but the gift is too expensive and I won't accept it."

After Zhou Yijue finished speaking, he turned around and left. Lu Chizhou hurriedly chased him out, followed by the manager...

"Yijue, wait for me."

"Young Master Lu, do you still want to buy Ghost Mie?"

"Buy, buy, buy, of course, I'll call you later for the rest of the money, and the mecha will be delivered to my house."

"Yes, Young Master Lu."

Lu Chizhou was delayed by the manager for a while, and he couldn't catch up when he came out. When he reached the door, Zhou Yijue was nowhere to be seen.

After Zhou Yijue went out, he turned a corner and walked further and further away.

2333: "You obviously like that mecha, why don't you?"

2333: "Besides, sooner or later you belong to him, and his money will belong to you sooner or later. If you don't want it now, won't it belong to you in the future? You want it now, just to enjoy your own property in advance..."

Zhou Yijue: "Shut up."

The system was quiet for a while. Zhou Yijue had just walked into a convenience store and got a bottle of water when he continued to babble.

2333: "He hasn't gone far yet, if you regret it, it's still too late to take a shortcut and walk back."

"unnecessary."

"But don't forget your mission. If you keep resisting contact with him, the progress of the mission will always be zero."

"I said, I want to have a baby, unless I die." Zhou Yijue unscrewed the lid, raised his head to drink water, just took a few sips, the water suddenly slipped into the trachea, "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough... "

Zhou Yijue coughed violently, had difficulty breathing, and his face was flushed with suffocation. He choked his neck and knelt down on the ground. The half bottle of water he hadn't finished poured down at his feet, and he almost passed out.

After a while, Zhou Yijue recovered, but his face was still very red, his eyes were covered with mist from the violent coughing, and his lips were also shiny because of the water.

Most of the shoes were wet from the water that fell on the ground.

He stood up, wiped the corners of his mouth, and rubbed his neck in pain.

2333: "This is just the beginning. If you still don't do the task, the luck value will slowly disappear, and then you will become more and more unlucky, choking on drinking water, choking on eating, walking and wrestling, and being hit by a car when crossing the road... There are many more, and they will be tortured until you die."

Zhou Yijue: "Damn it, can't you make people die happily?"

2333: "But as long as the host follows the plot well and completes the mission, he will always be healthy and live a long life."

Zhou Yijue: "...don't talk, I have a headache."

Because of the system, Zhou Yijue didn't eat dinner, but his stomach felt hungrier than before. At nine o'clock in the evening, he was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, his hands and feet were weak, and he couldn't even walk.

But when he thought of choking on food and almost choking to death by water during the day, he hesitated to eat, but he was really hungry.

Zhou Yijue lay dead on the sofa, trying to rely on sleep to survive, but he usually sleeps well, but today he was so irritable that he couldn't sleep, and he was so hungry.

ten o'clock.

Zhou Yijue felt like he was starving to death.

2333: "Host, a friendly reminder, even if the host doesn't eat for three days, you won't starve to death, but it will become more and more uncomfortable, until you can't bear to eat, and then you will be choked."

Zhou Yijue: "2333, my uncle, do I still have any human rights? People who work part-time are still covered by five social insurances and one housing fund. I don't even have the fucking right to die right away?"

2333: "As long as the host follows the plot, takes the initiative to approach Lu Chizhou, and falls in love with him, everything will be fine."

Zhou Yijue: "Are you fucking my system or Lu Chizhou's system? Why do you help him everywhere?"

2333: "emmmm...my mission is to assist the host to restore the plot, and I will not deliberately help anyone."

Zhou Yijue: "Shut up, you, your heart is going to the Pacific Ocean."

Two in the morning.

Zhou Yijue finally couldn't make it through, and the key point was that he couldn't sleep. It was just hungry and uncomfortable, but in the end it became hungry and sleepy, and he couldn't fucking die.

Finally succumbing to his stomach, Zhou Yijue got up, staggered to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and took a piece of bread.

For fear of choking, Zhou Yijue only dared to take a small bite, a small piece smaller than a little finger, and chewed hard until it almost turned into water before swallowing it.

But he still underestimated the abnormality of the system. When he was about to finish eating a piece of bread, he was choked, feeling choked out of thin air...

Walking through the gate of hell again, Zhou Yijue was completely dejected.

His hair was disheveled, his eyes were drooping, and his face looked terrible.

By the time I walked on it the next day, even the dark circles under my eyes were gone.

He glanced at the mirror and couldn't help who it was.

The next day is Sunday.

Zhou Yijue needed to go shopping, so he changed his equipment, specially put on sportswear, sweatpants and sneakers. Before leaving, he also confirmed that the shoes would not slip.

It's safe when you go out, and it's safe to get in the car.

It was also very safe to get off the car. He walked all the way into the mall and bought what he wanted, and it was still safe. In the end, he walked out with two bags of things in his hand, still safe.

Did not fall.

Zhou Yijue couldn't help but chuckled secretly.

At this moment, there was a loud noise from the street, and many people were running...or it was more appropriate to say that they were fleeing for their lives. Zhou Yijue didn't dare to run casually, he was afraid that he might fall.

Standing in place, holding the street lamp and looking over.

Sudden.

Two groups of people ran out from the corner, one with a knife and the other with an axe, chasing each other all the way.

It turned out that there was a dispute between the two factions, and a fight broke out in the street.

Zhou Yijue didn't want to be implicated, and wanted to find a safe place to hide, but he didn't move. When the two groups saw him, they suddenly went crazy and chased him with a knife and an axe.

"Fuck me."

Zhou Yijue didn't know what happened at all, and he didn't know how he offended these two groups of people even though he was standing still, and let them chase and chop him.

After being chased for eight streets, Zhou Yijue took a breath and felt a knife in his throat, cutting his throat, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

"2333, my mother agrees, I will follow the plot, my mother will fall in love with Lu Chizhou, and I will give birth to seven gourd babies for him, and you will get these two gangs away from me."

As soon as Zhou Yijue finished speaking, the two groups of people behind him started cutting at each other again, completely ignoring his existence.

He was panting from exhaustion, sweating profusely, and sat down on the ground with his back against the stone pier by the side of the road, surrounded by two gangs who were hacking at each other. The knives and axes came and went, and never fell on him. .

2333: "Actually, it's good to think about the good. The people of Luchizhou are so handsome and powerful. They look like wives and slaves. In the future, they will definitely listen to you when they fall in love, get married and have children."

2333: "Although you can't become No.1, you can teach No.1."

The system kept pushing in his mind, but Zhou Yijue was too tired to refute.

……

The next day, which is Monday.

A new week, a new beginning.

There will also be new changes...

"Brother Lu, good morning."

"Brother Lu, good morning."

Monkey and Wu Qi went to the school together, and when they got back to their seats, they saw Lu Chizhou, sitting upright on the seat, with an overly colorful hat on his head.

Both Wu Qi and Hou Zi were attracted by the hat on Lu Chizhou's head at the same time.

"Brother Lu, your hat looks very special, when did you buy it?"

"I bought it yesterday. Yesterday I asked someone to do a fortune telling. The person said that as long as I buy this hat and wear it all day on Monday, all my wishes will come true."

After Wu Qi and Hou Zi listened, they leaned aside and whispered.

"Do you think Brother Lu was cheated?"

"possible."

The monkey turned around and wanted to touch Lu Chizhou's hat, but Lu Chizhou knocked off his hand, and the monkey touched the red hand, curiously asked: "Brother Lu, how much did you spend on this hat? "

Lu Chizhou gestured a number.

Houzi was so shocked that his mouth opened wide, "Brother Lu, you are too prodigal. From this point of view, you are a street stall. It actually cost me half a year's food expenses. It is cruel enough."

"You don't understand, if I can really get what I want, I'm willing to pay a hundred times more."

Wu Qi quietly pulled the monkey's clothes behind his back, and the two slipped to the corner, continuing to mutter.

"Brother Lu is not crazy, is he?"

"Could it be that someone rejected Brother Lu's confession?"

"No way... People like Brother Lu are rejected, so we don't want to get out of the order in this life."

"Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense, I still have a little sister."

"Shit, the little sister is obviously mine."

"mine."

"My mine."

Yuan Datou threw a trash, passed by, saw the two hands and feet together, and drifted away with disgust on his face.

"Xiao Zhouzhou, let me tell you a joke, hey, Xiao Zhouzhou, what are you writing? Lu..."

Yuan Datou returned to his seat, and just wanted to share the news with Zhou Yijue, when he lowered his head, he saw Zhou Yijue writing something, but he only had time to see a word Lu before the note was covered by Zhou Yijue's hand.

"Xiao Zhouzhou, who are you writing to? It can't be Lu Chizhou, can it?"

"No, I practice calligraphy and write casually."

"Practice calligraphy?"

"Ah."

When Lu Chizhou came back from the bathroom, he just sat down and found a note in the book.

He thought of what the fortune-teller said, and excitedly took out the book, and took out the note like a sneaky thief. Just as he was about to open it, Wu Qi and the monkey came back and patted him from behind.

The note fell from Lu Chizhou's hand and floated to the ground. Lu Chizhou bent down to pick it up, but the monkey didn't stand still, staggered, and just stepped on the note.

Lu Chizhou clenched his fist, with blue veins protruding from his forehead.

The monkey turned pale with fright, thinking he had done something wrong, apologized quickly, and backed away step by step.

Lu Chizhou pressed on every step, and the monkey was timid, unable to retreat, turned around and ran away.

"Brother Lu, I'm sorry, don't, don't come here..."

The monkey ran fast, Lu Chizhou was anxious to read the information in the note, and hurried to catch up. The two ran one after the other in the corridor for 5 minutes... Finally, they bumped into the teacher, were stopped, and were lectured for an hour.

When Lu Chizhou got the note, the content on the paper was almost unclear.

Indistinct, there is a faint word Lu, which can be confirmed to be written to him, but who wrote it and what was written, it is completely unclear.

the other side.

It was the first time Zhou Yijue took the initiative to ask Lu Chizhou to meet Xiao Shulin, but he waited until dark, but he didn't find anyone.

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"Fake Fan Identity Exposed"

Xu Randong never dreamed that as Li Zi'an's strongest black fan, he would one day enter a fanfiction about Li Zi'an. In this book, Li Zi'an is the hero, and the heroine knows it with her toes. It is the incarnation of Li Zi'an's brainless fan.

The title of the book is "Li Zi'an Falls in Love with Me"

Simple, rude, concise and clear, in line with the consistent style of YY.

Xu Randong noticed this book because there was a male fan in the book, a 38-line newcomer in the entertainment industry, who had the same name as him.

Coincidentally, the little brother who collided with him is Li Zi'an's biggest fan of male brains in the book.

The level of brain damage is outrageous, peeping, stalking, kneeling in the street to confess, taking the opportunity to cuddle in variety shows...

These are still small things.

He even stole Li Zi'an's personal items, such as used disposable chopsticks, used water cups, wiped paper towels, and most heinously, he even hid Li Zi'an's underwear! ! ! !

Xu Randong:? ? ?Can I choose to jump off the building?

System: Sorry, this is a mandatory task. Even if you die, you will refresh and start over.

----It is still a sand carving text and a sweet text