After pretending that Alpha was found out by the enemy

Zhou Yijue leaned against the wall, his eyes were cold, and he looked down at Lu Chizhou viciously, "If you don't want to get kicked again, get out of here."

"Heh~" Lu Chizhou licked the corner of his mouth towards Zhou Yijue, rubbed the painful place, and smiled more sinisterly. He ignored Zhou Yijue's warning and continued to approach him, "Are you angry?"

"roll."

"But I just want to get out of here with you." Lu Chizhou pointed at Zhou Yijue's heart, slowly drawing circles with his fingers.

Zhou Yijue grabbed his finger and punched Lu Chizhou in the face, "Dream, don't even think that I will surrender to you in this life."

Zhou Yijue pushed Lu Chizhou away, opened the door and left.

"It's not down there, it's okay to change your posture." Lu Chizhou still smiled, even though blood was seeping from the corner of his mouth, it still didn't affect his handsomeness.

Zhou Yijue turned around and glared at him, then left angrily.

Zhou Yijue walked away, Lu Chizhou's smile disappeared immediately, and he slapped his mouth hard, so annoyed that he wanted to bang his head on the toilet.

Lu Chizhou.

you idiot.

What the hell are you talking about!

"Brother Lu, didn't you fight with Zhou Yijue, didn't you? But why were you the one who was injured? In terms of strength, shouldn't you be stronger?" Monkey and Wu Qi saw the injured Lu Chizhou, and they all came over to watch the fun. After junior high school, few people were able to leave injuries on Lu Chizhou's face.

Therefore, both of them feel fresh and tight.

Lu Chizhou felt bitter, but he didn't know what to say.

He obviously didn't mean to say that, but his mouth was cheap.

"Brother Lu? What's going on?" Seeing that he didn't answer, Wu Qi became even more curious.

"Get away, are you really annoyed if you didn't see me?" Lu Chizhou was annoyed, seeing Wu Qi's approaching face made him even more annoyed, Wuzhishan covered his face and pushed away hard.

"Could it be an emotional problem? Brother Lu, you should ask me about emotional problems. I'm an expert." Monkey also came to join in the fun.

"You mother-fetal single dog, what an expert." Wu Qi gave him a disgusted look.

The monkey clicked his tongue, pushed his chest out and bumped Wu Qi, and retorted: "Although I have never dated someone, I have read no less than five hundred love guide books, and my mind is full of love skills. Ask me if you are right." , Brother Lu, tell me, I promise to solve it for you beautifully."

Wu Qi looked disgusted, and just about to push the monkey away and tell him to fuck off, Lu Chizhou jumped in first, "What should I do if I can't help but say something that makes the other party hate me?"

"Can't help but mean?" the monkey asked.

"It's just that I didn't think so in my heart, but I just said something that shouldn't be said, something that made the other party hate it."

"How annoying is it?"

"I can't wait to abolish my level."

The monkey gasped, and took the opportunity to pat Lu Chizhou's shoulder, "Brother Lu, which one do you choose, the keyboard or the durian?"

Lu Chizhou:? ? ?

"Kneeling on the keyboard or kneeling on the durian to apologize, you have to choose the same, and don't let this matter be too embarrassing."

"Brother Lu, you can't believe this kid's words. Don't listen to his nonsense. I think it's better to tell the other party honestly and apologize." Wu Qi pushed the monkey away and said eagerly.

"Buy me a copy of the keyboard and durian." Lu Chizhou turned on the optical brain, clicked a few times, and transferred the money to the monkey.

The monkey stood at attention and saluted, and said solemnly, "Brother Lu, don't worry, my monkey is absolutely honorable to complete the mission."

"Brother Lu, you really believe this idiot." After the monkey ran away, Wu Qi worried and asked again.

"Buy it back as a spare."

……

"Xiao Zhouzhou, why are you so stinky? Who offended you? Tell me, and I'll deal with him." Datou Yuan walked over with two packs of potato chips, and just as he was about to give Zhou Yijue a pack, he saw that he had a bad face. sit on the seat.

"The one surnamed Lu, you go clean it up."

"Lu? Lu Chizhou? Hehe, I'd better stay here to calm down with you. Come, have a bite of potato chips." Yuan Datou immediately faltered when he heard that it was Lu Chizhou.

It doesn't matter if you are not cowardly.

The strength difference between him and Lu Chizhou is more than one level, not to mention Lu Chizhou, he can't even beat Zhou Yijue, and he usually relies on his thick skin to call Xiao Zhou Zhou Xiao Zhou Zhou, if it wasn't for Xiao Zhou At present, Zhou is only his confidant and friend. If he is killed, he will be gone. He has long been thrown on the street to feed the dogs.

"boom."

"Damn, you scared me to death."

Zhou Yijue took the potato chips and pressed them hard, and the gas came out with a bang, scaring Yuan Datou almost to the ground.

Zhou Yijue was still not relieved, and rubbed the whole bag of potato chips vigorously. The sound of potato chips shattering kept coming out, which made Yuan Datou feel so distressed that his saliva was about to flow out. Finally, Zhou Yijue rubbed the potato chips into a ball Throw the tablets together with the bag into the trash can in the corner of the classroom.

There was no one there, but after throwing it away, someone appeared.

Lu Chizhou walked over from the back of the classroom with a gloomy face, thinking about how to apologize and how to explain clearly, but the price of distraction was that someone smashed a bag of potato chips over his head.

"I'll go." Wu Qi shouted when he saw it.

All the quarrelsome people in the classroom quieted down, watching the historical scene in front of them.

The second grader smashed the first grader!

Epic encounter!

Do you want to do it right away?

What a few people look forward to!

However, what happened in the next second made people fall through their glasses. Lu Chizhou touched the forehead that was hit, glanced at the "hidden weapon" that fell at his feet, squatted down silently, and picked it up...

Everyone thought that Lu Chizhou was going back to take revenge.

Lu Chizhou calmly threw the things into the trash, and then gave Zhou Yijue a flattering look, "I'm fine, it doesn't hurt at all."

Everyone fell.

Zhou Yijue rolled his eyes, turned around, and flipped through a book vigorously, but with a pen in his hand, he frantically wrote the word "death" in the draft.

Yuan Datou sneaked over to take a look, and was so frightened by the page full of white paper and red letters with bloody dead words that his scalp became numb, and he quickly ate a few more mouthfuls of potato chips to suppress his shock.

Lu Chizhou wrote a letter on pink stationery every day and stuffed it into Zhou Yijue's drawer. He also specially asked the monkey to learn how to fold a heart. When Zhou Yijue first got it, he didn't know what it was. He thought it was the Omega plug who had a crush on him. It came in, picked it up and threw it into the trash can.

However, he threw it away, and the same heart-shaped letter paper would appear on the second day, the same on the third day, the same on the fourth day, and until the seventh day, Zhou Yijue opened the letter paper with a serious face.

I saw the invitation letter written by Lu Chizhou.

[I have something to ask you, see you on the roof at noon, you come alone——Lu Chizhou. 】

Zhou Yijue looked at the inexplicable content, cursed an idiot, and then tore up the letter.

noon.

Zhou Yijue went to the appointment, and when he got up to the balcony, he saw Lu Chizhou smiling at him, which was very disgusting.

Zhou Yijue walked over, eyes full of impatience, stopped in front of Lu Chizhou, and said in a cold voice, "Speak quickly and fart quickly, staying too close to you makes me want to vomit."

"For you." Lu Chizhou suddenly took out a large bouquet of roses from his back and delivered it to Zhou Yijue. Zhou Yijue's face darkened a little.

"Lu Chizhou, what the hell do you mean? Humiliate me with roses?"

"I do not have."

"Don't you fucking want to use roses to remind me that I'm an Omega, and I can't beat you in this life?" Zhou Yijue clenched his fists in anger, his eyes were red with anger.

熟悉的架势，又是要挨揍的节奏，陆池州下意识想躲，但想到猴子给的恋爱指南上说，惹恋人生气的时候，在对方发怒时，一定不能躲开，要任打任骂， Until he feels bad.

Lu Chizhou decided not to hide, and was beaten.

"Di-"

"The 2333 system has been repaired successfully."

"The 2333 system is now serving you."

"The 2333 system welcomes the 0981st host to join the plot maintenance task of the book "I Won the Best Omega Award by Relying on Seven Sons". And happy ending with Lu Chizhou, you will be successful."

The sudden mechanical sound made Zhou Yijue's half-swung fist abruptly stop in mid-air.

There was no change in Lu Chizhou on the opposite side, this voice appeared directly in his mind.

So, he is actually wearing a book, not time travel?And there is also a system, the spicy chicken system that appeared after he came to this interstellar world for 18 years?

"I'm sorry, the 2333 system was seriously damaged due to the last mission. It took 18 years to repair it, but fortunately, there is still time to repair the plot, as long as the host falls in love with Lu Chizhou, gets married, and successfully gives birth to him. child, the mission is considered a success."

"You fucking left me alone in this mission world for 18 years, and asked me to give birth to seven gourd babies as soon as I came out?"

"Sorry, that's what the mission requires."

"roll--"

"The host who does not complete the task will be obliterated."

"I will die without having children."

2333:"……"