I conquered the devil with my cat licking technique

After returning to the human world from the demon race, Xia Tiantian and Yun Gu basically never went back.

The two of them excitedly went to the Forest Park to play, and then strolled leisurely in other places. Except for Xia Tiantian who occasionally went out, they were basically inseparable, and unconsciously achieved a married life.

"I'm going out to buy some groceries, so please wait for me at home." Xia Tiantian changed his clothes and prepared to go out with the keys.

"Can't you take me there?" Yun Gu was lazily lying on the sofa with the attitude of a black cat, and Xia Tiantian seldom took her out to buy vegetables and go shopping except for long trips.

"No, you're too eye-catching." Xia Tiantian shook his head, whether it was the appearance of a black fat cat or Yungu's body, they were all quite eye-catching. The last time I took her to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, in that noisy The place has become the focus of many people. Passers-by always look back at every step. Of course, if it is a cat's posture, it is the same.

Her cat is too eye-catching and troublesome.

"Then you should come back earlier." Yun Gu lazily turned over on the sofa, just now he was slapped by Xia Tiantian, and now he felt sleepy, snoring and lying on the sofa.

Occasionally in human form, occasionally in cat, no matter what kind Xia Tiantian likes, but only when she is a cat, she can get close to him naturally, pounce on him, rub her face, etc., when in human form, she can't enjoy it.

The life of the cat is forced.

"I'll be back soon, don't run around." Xia Tiantian waved his hand as he went out, and the room fell silent immediately.

Bored and bored, Yun Gu grabbed the cat strip on the side, and skillfully tore it open, then sat on the sofa sucking the cat strip and watching TV, with his short and thick legs raised, revealing his soft belly, not at all like an ordinary cat, Very big guy.

A few minutes after Xia Tiantian left, there was a knock on the door.

"Did you forget to bring your keys?" Yun Gu turned his head from the sofa in confusion and jumped off.

"I don't bring a key when I go out, and I have to have a cat to open the door." She sighed and moved her round and heavy body while jumping to open the door.

However, after the door was opened, it was not Yun Gu standing outside, but a strange demon that he had never seen before.

Both the devil and the cat were stunned.

"You, hello?" The demons outside the door greeted cautiously, and glanced into the room, "Where's your master?"

Yun Gu frowned, thinking of his ugly appearance now, he didn't want to let the other party find out his identity, so he raised his paw and was about to close the door.

"Wait, wait a minute, I am the person in charge of the marriage between humans and demons at the Civil Affairs Bureau of the Human World. My name is Terry, and I am here to investigate the living conditions of the two on behalf of the demons. Can you let me in?" The demons outside grabbed the door nervously.

He has met Xia Tiantian, and he has also seen this ugly cat in Xia Tiantian's family. He has been working in the human world. He is a little behind on the news of the demons, and he has not contacted the ugly cat in front of him with their Lord Demon King. At the same time, as soon as he opened the door, he was glared at by a black cat and was about to close the door with his paw raised. He was extremely wronged as a staff member.

The cats of the Queen's family are quite different both in appearance and inwardness.

The investigators from the Demon Race?

Yun Gu lowered his paws to close the door. It is estimated that Dale and Anna sent someone over to check on the situation, so the door cannot be closed, and he should forcefully let him take a look around and drive away.

The kitten in front of him suddenly gave up closing the door and turned around to enter the room. Terry stood up in surprise. It seemed that the kitten agreed with him to enter the door, so he happily entered the room with a small notebook.

"Meow." The black cat who returned to the sofa made a deep voice. Although she couldn't understand it at all, she could feel that she was urging him to hurry up.

"I'll take a look, soon." Terry nodded weakly and pitifully. After looking at the environment of the two, he can confirm that this is the house where the two live. There are many canned cats and snacks in the house. The ferocious big cat Maomao is sitting on the sofa sucking cat sticks.

This posture of leaning on the back of the sofa, and squeezing the cat sticks to eat by himself, is really different from the cat in his impression.

"That... let me ask." Terry cautiously pointed to a pile of fitness equipment in the corner of the room, "Is that your master's?"

In his impression, the weak and slender Xia Tiantian didn't look like he was interested in fitness at all.

Just as he was confused, he saw the flesh-covered cat on the sofa raised its paw and patted his chest, meowing in a low voice.

"Huh?" Terry was stunned for a moment, "That...yours?"

"Meow."

"Are you a cat???"

"Meow?"

"Why do you need exercise equipment for a cat??"

"Meow! Meow meow!" Yun Gu waved his claws with open teeth and claws, can't you see it? !Do you still want her to say that she is losing weight? ! !

"How can cats use exercise equipment?" Terry glanced at the pile of small-looking exercise equipment in the corner of the room, then at the cat's face covered in layers of flesh and even a double chin, and fell into a state of confusion. meditation.

"Meow!"

The suspicious eyes instantly stimulated Yun Gu, she jumped off the sofa angrily, rushed to the fitness equipment in the corner of the room, glared at Terry, and then grabbed the small barbell with her smooth paws , waving up and down.

"Hiss..." Terry gasped, it was the first time he had seen a cat doing fitness, did the Queen's cat become a sperm?

"Meow!" Yun Gu quickly put down the barbell, turned around and sat up with push-ups on the ground with his short and thick legs. Can't figure out what she's doing.

"What about this one?" Terry pointed to the small horizontal bar next to him.

In the next second, Yun Gu jumped up, dragged his bulky body and hung on the horizontal bar, doing pull-ups, and there was even a bit of arrogance in his eyes.

I was completely confused by Terry who had touched the blind spot of knowledge.

It turns out that cats can do pull-ups?Can you exercise, open the door, and tear the cat strip packaging bag by yourself to be self-sufficient?

Terry, who had a new understanding of cats in the human world, recorded it in the notebook with trembling hands, and carefully took a picture of the cat proudly doing pull-ups.

"The fitness equipment belongs to the cat..." He seriously added to the survey record, and then went to confirm the kitchen and bedroom of the two, and finished after confirming that the room was filled with the atmosphere of a double life.

"That's about it. If the queen comes back, remember to tell her that I have been here, and say hello to Lord Demon King for me." Terry lowered his head and stopped writing in the record, and then subconsciously sent a message to the man on the sofa. Fat cat and cat explain some things.

"Meow." Yun Gu replied lazily, not bothering to move his paws.

"Then I'll take my leave." Terry nodded, closed the door spontaneously and left the house, sighing while scanning the contents of the record.

He suddenly wanted to raise a cat that could exercise.

That night, the latest shocking news came from the Demon Race.

Cat records in the human world.

As we all know, cats in the human world can exercise.

Seeing the screenshot of the Mozu forum post sent by Dale, a big black ball hanging from the horizontal bar is attached below.

Xia Tiantian glanced at the big black ball snoring on her knee in bewilderment.

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What happened while she was away?

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