I conquered the devil with my cat licking technique

"This, this doesn't count." Xia Tiantian waved his hands and shook his head, quickly denying it, almost shaking Yun Gu off his shoulders.

"But here in your human world, isn't it husband and wife if you get a marriage certificate?" Yun Gu was puzzled, grabbed Xia Tiantian's shoulders, and crawled back.

"Is...? But, huh?" Xia Tiantian was at a loss, "I have never obtained a marriage certificate with a cat. If the other party is not a human being, then it doesn't count."

"But I should be a human on the marriage certificate?"

"It's the demons."

"Right."

One person and one cat were confused for a long time, but decided to put this question aside for the time being, and go out happily first.

"Chang Zeng! I'm bringing cats again!" Xia Tiantian dragged her suitcase and jumped into the pet shop briskly. As soon as she entered the door, she was greeted by a group of cats in the store.

"I'm really welcome." Xia Tiantian smiled and took a step back, returning to the door.

"What are you going to buy again?" Chang Zeng poked his head from the front desk, staring at Xia Tiantian who was dragging a suitcase, wondering, "Are you going out?"

"That's right." Xia Tiantian said excitedly.

"The last time I saw you go out was last year or the year before last?" Chang Zeng walked out of the front desk with the cat in his arms, staring at Xia Tiantian thoughtfully, "Sure enough, there is a cat that is close to you, and my mood has changed recently Alright."

"Yeah! I want to hang out with Yun Gu." Xia Tiantian touched the heavy big cat on his shoulder, feeling happy.

"Oh... obviously I have a cat, so why do I feel like I have a boyfriend." Chang Zeng sighed, turned around and walked to the warehouse, "Then you wait for me outside, I will come out in a while to see you off." You go."

"Okay!" Xia Tiantian jumped excitedly and stood outside the door, rubbing Yun Gu's cat's head to pass the time.

"Cough..." Yun Guqing coughed, "Do you have a good relationship with that guy named Chang Zeng? You come to him almost as soon as you go out."

"Of course, Chang Zeng is my rare friend." Xia Tiantian rubbed Yun Gu's head in his arms.

"That's right, I've known you for so long, it seems like I've seen him as an outsider." Yun Gu shook his head slightly, wagging his tail a little uneasy, "But you're always too close to a male friend, isn't it good?"

"Even if you have no idea about him, you can't guarantee what the other party thinks."

Xia Tiantian pondered for two seconds, and then carefully read Pin Yungu's words with her relatively simple brain.

"What do you care about this?"

Yun Gu responded quickly and calmly: "Think about the owner's safety."

"That's it." Xia Tiantian said with a smile, "I thought Yun Gu didn't like me getting close to Chang Zeng."

"But I have a brother-sister relationship with him, so it's okay."

"Oh, brother and sister." Yun Gu shrank his head, and obediently squatted on Xia Tiantian's shoulder, seemingly relieved.

"What brother and sister?" Chang Zeng, who came out from behind to lock the door, poked his head.

"It's nothing, I'm talking to my cat." Xia Tiantian turned around and smiled.

Chang Zeng stared at her with a complicated expression, "It's a good thing to go out and hang out more, don't bore yourself to death."

"Okay." Xia Tiantian replied indifferently.

Chang Zeng sighed and turned to drive.

Xia Tiantian suddenly seemed to think of something, and turned to stare at Yun Gu with a serious face.

"Just now, I couldn't help thinking, is it possible that you are just an ordinary cat, not some kind of demon king, and you can talk now because of my fantasy, or something like that?"

Yun Gu couldn't help but patted her face with his paw.

"What's going on in your head!"

"It's all just a brain hole... Hehe." Xia Tiantian smirked and rubbed Yungu's head, "It's okay, how could I imagine such a cute and arrogant cat? If I want to imagine it, it should be a handsome boy."

"Is it not enough to have me?" Yun Gu stomped his paw on her shoulder angrily.

"Enough is enough." Xia Tiantian smiled brightly, feeling the sensation of the pads on his shoulders.

A black car stopped beside her, honked its horn twice, and then Chang Zeng got down from it. He was used to Xia Tiantian talking to her cat, and he was no stranger to it.

After dragging her suitcase into the trunk, Xia Tiantian dragged Yun Gu into the car.

"Where is the address?"

"Here, a forest park." Xia Tiantian handed over the phone.

"If it's convenient to take the cat there, it's a good place to relax." Chang Zeng glanced at it and put the phone on the navigator.

"Is this a human's car? Sure enough, it's a big box that can move." As soon as Yun Gu got into the car, he jumped onto the seat cushion, very satisfied with the tactile sensation of stepping on it.

"Have you seen our car?"

"Anyway, we demons often come to us humans, so we will naturally teach some basic knowledge of the human world."

"It turns out that's the case. The knowledge of the demons is quite widespread."

Xia Tiantian squeezed to her side, opened the car window excitedly, and pointed to the outside, "Then do you know that the wind outside the car window when driving is delicious."

Yun Gu was taken aback for a moment, this touched her blind spot of knowledge.

"It's sweet. I often see pets. There are many...animals in the video. They all like to stick their heads out." Xia Tiantian explained with a smile.

"Really?" Yun Gu moved towards the window in doubt.

Chang Zeng glanced at them through the rearview mirror, and drove off very calmly.

Within a few seconds, Yun Gu saw Yun Gu's big round cat's head protruding from the car window, and opened her mouth, and all the wind outside the car window blew into her mouth.

"How is it?" Xia Tiantian blinked, endured a smile at the corner of his mouth, and asked pretending to be curious.

"It seems...it has no smell, just ordinary wind." Yun Gu tilted his head in disbelief.

Could it be because she is a demon, so she can't taste it?

Seeing the little cat start to fall into deep thought, Xia Tiantian turned his head away and tried hard to hold back his laughter.

It must be too easy to deceive.

Yun Gu licked his paws, then poked his head out of the car window in disbelief, opened his mouth, and drank the wind all the way.

"Is it sweet?" Xia Tiantian squatted beside him with a smile, staring at the row of sharp and small white teeth in Yun Gu's mouth, wanting to reach out and touch those small fangs.

Yun Gu retracted his head in a self-contained manner, "There is no smell at all."

Xia Tiantian rubbed her head, "Are you really the devil? How can you believe that the wind is sweet?"

Chang Zeng was taken aback, and glanced at the black cat on the cushion through the rearview mirror.

Yun Gu paused, his eyes widened, "Isn't it sweet? Then why do other animals stretch out their mouths?"

"They probably... because it's a novelty to pour wind into their mouths, and basically only dogs can do it."

Yun Gu's entire cat was stunned.

This silly-looking woman actually lied to her?