[Comprehensive] Mary Sue halo

After a few days of working with Jun Malu, no one wanted us, and countless strange people tried to abduct us, I finally couldn't bear this sad reality. In order to at least live a normal life, I decided to find someone An easy and convenient way to make money.

As the saying goes, I opened this road and I planted this tree. If you want to pass by from now on, you will save money to buy roads!This is simply the most convenient method in the world, you only need to move your mouth, plus a little threat of force, and the money will automatically go into the bag hahahahahahahahahaha!

...Ah, that's what it says, but...

Junmalu and I have been waiting here for a long time! !Sure enough, it was a mistake to choose such a remote path at the beginning.

However, although it is remote, the sky pays off, and it seems that there is finally a target to start with.A white head appeared on the small road in the distance. I put my hand on my brow and squinted my eyes for a closer look, and found that it was a white-haired uncle. Come over here.

I grinned and turned to Jun Ma Lu who was lying on another tree and smiled, and made an OK gesture, signaling him to do it when the uncle came over.

I got ready and waited for a few more minutes. Just now I saw a small uncle who disappeared suddenly after going around a low slope. I was surprised to stand up against the tree and look into the distance, but the white-haired uncle just now was real. The ones are gone.

(д)b how is it possible! !I've been looking over there! !

"Are you looking for me, little girl?" A lewd voice suddenly sounded from above, I immediately jumped back with one foot, and the next second a sharp bone pierced straight into the uncle just now Waiting for the trunk.

"Stay away from Kagura!" Jun Malu held the extracted bone in one hand, and stared at the uncle with a ferocious expression, as if he was going to go crazy at any time.

Combining the skills of the uncle just now and our current slender arms and legs, I decided to abandon the direct plan A and start the euphemistic plan B, so I threw the umbrella away: "Wait! We surrender."

The uncle didn't look very surprised, he just showed a wretched smile and rubbed his chin with one hand: "I seem to be someone who would attack children, don't be so serious hahaha, I'm just talking to you Just say hello."

Do you need to be this close to say hello?

I twitched the corners of my mouth, sat down on the ground, and then looked at the uncle: "Why would the uncle take such a hidden path? Are you not afraid of being robbed?" Like us.

"Ahaha" the uncle touched the back of his head, and a blush actually appeared on his face: "Actually, I came here to collect materials for creation. There is a wonderful location not far away that must not be missed."

I made a fist with my left hand and beat the palm of my right hand, pretending to be suddenly enlightened: "So uncle, you are an artist!"

"Hey hey hey, it's not that powerful, it's just a general creation." He said so, but his body shook a few times honestly, with a fluttering look.

Ah, my lord is so easy to deceive.

I looked at Jun Ma Lu who was no longer in a fighting posture but still clinging to his bones, and decided to use his shameless spirit to struggle for life, put on what I thought was the cutest smiling face, and stretched out his hands towards the uncle: "Since we are great artists, we are destined to come here, how about supporting us?"

The uncle also imitated me and sat down cross-legged, facing me with his chin propped on one hand: "So you guys had this idea from the beginning, it's not good to do such bad things at a young age."

"No way, no one is willing to hire children like us. In order to realize our great ambitions, we must first get start-up funds, right? As an adult who will always protect the dreams of children, come on, uncle, for the sake of the motherland. Contribute your own strength in the future!" I continued to stretch my hands forward, and opened my eyes wide, trying to impress this seemingly unreliable look with "pure, ignorant, innocent and touching" eyes. Uncle Spectrum.

Hearing what I said, the uncle laughed like an idiot and touched his head with his hand, then turned to ask Jun Malu: "Oh, boy, what you just used to attack me is your own bone, right?" What a rare ability, are you all Kaguya?"

I used dead fish eyes to despise the uncle's clumsy technique of changing the subject, then stopped Jun Malu from speaking, retracted my hand and raised a finger solemnly and said, "No, our surname is not Kaguya, but Yori."

The uncle didn't seem to care about my words at all, or he had already identified us as members of the Huiye clan, and what he said just now was an affirmative sentence, but he seemed calm and said: "Well, a few days ago, the Huiye clan launched an all-out attack. The clan force launched a rebellion against Wuyin Village, and the final result was that it was completely wiped out." He stared straight at me, as if he wanted to see something from my eyes: "But why, there is Kaguya The descendants of one family are in this kind of place."

"What is the Huiye clan? We are not members of the Huiye clan. Look, we didn't comb Nezha's hair." I pointed to my hair and Jun Malu's hair, and firmly refused to admit that we were the Huiye who had been wiped out. I am a member of the same family, but seeing him smiling and completely disbelieving, I had no choice but to give up my intention of pretending to be stupid, and stared at him expressionlessly: "You came here to come here on your own initiative, right? things."

"What's the purpose of you bastard!" Jun Malu stood behind the uncle in a fighting posture with one hand holding his bones, his whole body exuded murderous aura, and he looked like he was furious.I walked over and pressed his ready-to-go hand, and turned to the uncle: "It seems that you are also prepared. Anyway, we don't have any specific goals. Since you came to our door, you must be ready to become us." Prepare for a long-term meal ticket."

The uncle showed a helpless expression: "Well, don't say it so bluntly, I'm also doing it for your own good. Children like you are easily captured by bad guys."

Hey, you are also included in these bad guys, uncle wretched.

"Well, since you have decided to use me as your long-term meal ticket, you can always tell me your names now, I'm Zilaiye, you must have heard my name." Uncle said triumphantly He said his name, as if waiting for a satisfactory response from us.

Jun Ma Lu and I looked at each other, and we both saw confusion in each other's eyes. Finally, I shrugged my shoulders at the uncle: "I've never heard of it before. Is it a famous person?"

Jiraiya fell down bitterly, and then smiled indifferently: "Ahahaha, there is no way, right, you have lived in such a closed place since you were young, and you have never heard of the name Sannin The number is also normal, normal."

What a hypocritical adult...

I silently put away my disdainful eyes, and told him our names: "My name is Kagura, and he is Junmaro. I won't mention the surname if you already know it. Please teach me a lot from now on, Uncle Jiraiya, until Take us where you want to go." I took out the big umbrella and pointed at him, and I looked at him with my arms akimbo: "Of course, if you want to do something wrong with us, such as raiding in the middle of the night, I will Unceremoniously poke your beep with this umbrella, don't take chances!"

Jiraiya's face was as ugly as constipation in an instant, his lips trembled for a long time before he said tremblingly: "Don't talk nonsense, who would do such a thing, I am the legendary Sannin, hey!"

Hmm, but I don't know what Sannin is at all, it's useless for you to tell me.

[Don't struggle and follow the lustful fairy, hehehehe, this is the best way for you now, just be careful of night raids hahahaha. 】

Ah, if it wasn't for the God of Mary Sue who said this suddenly, I wouldn't have gone with such an unreliable uncle like you... You actually reminded me to be careful about night raids, it's really heartbreaking tired.

"Well, since it's settled, let's go to the front to collect materials first, and then take you back to the village." Zilai also rubbed his messy white hair, showed a big smile, and waved his big hand to point at the back. In the dense forest: "Let's go!"

Huh?etc!What's the deal? Let's go, and there is only a small natural hot spring in front. Could it be that the so-called material is going to take a bath?

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shit.

Fuck trough trough trough.

What kind of material is this? Are you writing pornographic books? Come to a place like this to spy on women taking a shower! ! ! !

And why did you bring Kimomaro with you! !He is still a child, don't pollute his pure heart! !

"Kunmaro, go over there, don't follow Ziraiya here and learn badly." I looked at Junmaro who was flushed and didn't dare to look at the hot spring, and once again despised Ziraiya's character, Such a person also said that he would not attack at night, who would believe it!

Hearing my words, Zilai seemed to have finally regained his conscience. He stroked his chin and said in a low voice, "Ah, yes, both of you go to the side, and I will take you to eat later when I finish collecting the materials." Something." After saying this, he drooled again and turned to the hot spring.

I looked at Junmalu seriously, and saw that he had indeed turned around and stopped looking at this side, so I went over to him and Jiraiya with confidence to look at the girls inside under the cover of the bushes, ahh, their figure It's really good, hehehehe.

"Hey, wait, why are you still here! Aren't you a girl!" Jiraiya said, pointing at me in disbelief.

"It's really backward thinking, Uncle Jiraiya, don't you know that human beings are evolving? Girls also need some entertainment." It is also really weak.

Seeing that he seemed to want to say something, I turned my head and looked into his eyes seriously: "This is a time for art, Uncle Jiraiya, are you sure you want to waste this rare time preaching to me? "

"Ah, that's right, this is a rare opportunity hehehehe." Right after I finished speaking, Jiraiya almost immediately gave up his original position, and turned his attention to spying on the girl. no stand...

When the last few girls finished washing and left contentedly, Zilai and I also satisfactorily relished the beautiful scenery just now. On the way to the town, Jun Malu kept blushing and didn't say a word. Not to mention, after discussing with me for a long time about which of the girls just now had the best figure and which was the prettiest, he rubbed his chin and showed a big smile: "I can't tell Kagura-chan, you actually have the same hobby as me."

I showed him a big smile: "Ah, yes, so I can't believe that you won't do something like a night attack."

Jiraiya's face froze: "I only like mature women!! I'm not interested in flat-chested loli like you at all!!"

"Don't say that about Kagura!" He rubbed a small phalanx on Jiraiya's cheek.

"Jun Ma Lu!" I stopped him from further actions: "Didn't I tell you to use this ability as little as possible? What if you use too much and lack calcium!"

Junmaro still stared at Jiraiya with anger: "No one can talk to Kagura like that."

 …Holy crap.

"Ahaha, haha, Uncle Jiraiya was just joking, don't worry too much about it, right, Uncle?" While comforting Junmaro, I winked at Jiraiya, which contained the words "give me soon" Apologize, don't say I'll kill you, who told you to say such words, be careful and die in the middle of the night" and other complicated information, Zilai also sighed helplessly: "Ah, you are really the ultimate sister control."

"Hey! Sorry bastard!" I took out the big umbrella and threw it at him.

"I don't want to apologize for the facts!"

"I'll be the fucking filthy adult you are someday too!"

"Who just peeped on girls taking a shower with me and was so happy! Aren't you the same!"

"Kagura is different from you!"

"Where is it different? Hey! Your sister-in-law should also have a limit!"

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Looking at the two children walking in front, Jiraiya frowned imperceptibly, it is best to take them back to Konoha as soon as possible... Otherwise, it will be difficult to handle when that guy finds out, The last successor of the corpse bone vein, he will definitely do whatever it takes to snatch it.

They must not be allowed to fall into that person's hands, for whatever reason.

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