[Comprehensive] Mary Sue halo

Today is a good day.

You don’t need to go to the club to work and someone buys you something to drink. The most important thing is that just now someone said that I am the god of this world, ah ha ha ha I have finally evolved...

...shit!I'll spray you to death with a sip of salt soda!If I were a god, I would still be here? !I've already taken off the halo of this cheating Mary Su and went to have a good time!Will he be forced to hide here? !I think you read too many teenage comics, right? !

I put my head down and took a sip of my milkshake.

Shinobu, Tezuka, Nioh...all stared at me.

I raised my head, although I really wanted to spray it on their faces, but in order to maintain my image, I swallowed it with difficulty, and then said with a blank face: "Student Renzu, you are suffering from angioneurotic intermittent headache and vein pain. Varicose-induced vena cava occlusion, open constipation, prostatic endometrium shedding, trisomy 21, severe secondary disease——?"

Ren Zu stunned for a moment, probably because I spoke too fast so I didn't understand, in fact, even I didn't know what it was, so I just said it casually.But Tezuka suddenly said: "The angioneurotic intermittent headache you mentioned, vena cava occlusion, open constipation, prostatic endometrium shedding, 21 trisomy, severe trisomy [-], this disease does not exist on earth. .”

The rest of us and I stared blankly at him. If our gazes were flattering, Tezuka would probably be at an altitude of hundreds of thousands of meters by now.This kind of human beings can't do it at all. How do you do it? This is completely unscientific, okay? !

"...Ahahaha, if it's Tezuka, it's normal." Nioh laughed and laughed, and said another news that was second only to the news that I was a god: "Because Tezuka is the universe As for humans, the robots made by the plane's integrated thought body are naturally no better than ordinary people."

I immediately looked at Nioh with the eyes of "things of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups". It turns out that Nioh is also a patient of severe secondary disease?Then Tezuka probably doesn't go anywhere normally...

"So, Tezuka is an alien robot, so what are Shinobu and Nioh?" After being confused by them, I simply picked up my hands to see what other tricks they had.

Enduring a wry smile, he adjusted his glasses: "I know you don't believe it, but I am a person with super powers, and King Ni is a future man."

I smiled and clapped my hands: "Oh, so you are here to find me to occupy the earth together? Or to destroy the earth?"

Tezuka, who was silent for a long time, said again: "We came to you just to make you believe in us, and then we will do everything we can to ensure your happy life."

"If you want me to believe you, it's okay. Show me your evidence. What evidence can prove that what you said is true?"

Renzu squeezed his forehead and showed a tired smile, "Well, my ability can only be used at certain times, in fact, last night was the first time I used this ability since I got it, I stayed up all night Look," he took off his glasses and pointed to his eyes for me to see: "This is the evidence. I worked all night last night, and I have dark circles under my eyes."

Sure enough, there are dark circles... But that is not necessarily the result of your use of superpowers. Who knows what you did at night, I crossed my hands: "Insufficient evidence, invalid."

"It's Nioh's turn." I raised my chin at him.

"Pfft, my identity is not so easy to prove. If you want to explain it, a series of prohibited items are enough for you to accept, and I can't take actual actions now... Sure enough, I can only rely on Tezuka?" Nioh tugged at the pigtails and pushed the burden to Tezuka.

Ah... the boys in the second year of middle school will also pass the buck to each other, Tezuka-kun, you have worked hard!

Under the eyes of everyone, Tezuka remained motionless. After a few seconds, he slowly said, "I can change the elements of the taste information of the drink in front of you."

...............

uh, then what?Why don't you say it?

"Now I have changed it to your favorite flavor." After a few seconds, Tezuka finally started talking again, and after he finished speaking, he stared straight at me, as if urging me Go to drink the same.

Under his gaze, I carefully picked up the cup and brought the straw to my mouth, secretly watching his face while trying to suck up the liquid in the cup. In such a short time, and the cup is right in front of me, it should not be caught What did you do...

The cold liquid was sucked up with the straw, but I immediately discovered that the taste was different from before. The familiar taste was - dragon fruit! !

I stood up abruptly and looked at Tezuka tangled, but he still looked at me calmly, not affected by the outside environment at all.And as I stood up suddenly, many men around me turned their heads to look at me, and some of them looked at us as if they would rush up at any time, as if I was kidnapped and lost Like a girl.

Sensing the unusual atmosphere around me, I sat down silently, took another sip of the milkshake calmly, and after confirming that it was really dragon fruit flavored, I spoke again: "This may be just a trick, unless you give More definite evidence, otherwise I still wouldn't believe it."

Renzu chuckled and said slowly: "The best evidence is yourself... As long as it is your wish, it will exist as the reality of this world. Do you want to try it?"

I followed his words and asked, "How to try?"

Shinobu showed a mysterious smile, "It's very simple, what is Kasuga's most urgent wish now?"

The most urgent wish now... I hope that Master Atobe will return to normal, oh no, I hope that the world will return to normal!However, even if I really have this ability, it will take time for this wish to come true, right?

"Ah, what a pity, my most urgent wish is not immediately obvious when it is fulfilled, so this one is also Pass. And if what you said is true, why did you hide it from me for so long before but now Come and tell me?"

Endured his feet and smiled bitterly: "Because you have been very calm since you discovered this fact, and nothing happened. Even though various forces including Nioh, Tezuka and I have observed you to a certain extent, they have not found anything. Unusual, until last night, when we encountered the first closed space."

Lockdown space...what's that?

"Well, I'm confessing anyway, so I'll tell you about it, but, are you sure you want to listen? Haruhi."

I hesitated for a few seconds before answering without hesitation: "Of course."

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In such a short period of time, my world outlook, outlook on life, and values ​​have all been subversively baptized.Twenty or ten minutes ago, someone told me that I was the god of this world; ten or eight minutes ago, they told me that there were aliens, future people, and superpowers around me, and they were drinking tea with me; 10 A few minutes ago, they said again that as long as my mood is unstable, something called a closed space will appear, and then there will be a giant called a god-man who will wreak havoc in it. If my mood remains unstable, This world may even be in danger of being destroyed by a locked space......

"...For the first time, I feel that I am so important...My every move has such a major impact, ah ha ha ha my life is complete."

Nioh laughed out loud, and touched my head with his unwilling paw across the table, "Actually, you didn't believe it at all, did you? You looked like you had nothing to do with yourself."

I put on a serious expression, and retorted him in a serious tone: "How is it possible, I am really surprised and full of excitement, please look at my sincere eyes."

After hearing my words, Shinobu and Nio both showed unbearable expressions, only Tezuka still said lightly: "According to my observation of two months and eleven days, there are only two kinds of expressions for you - laughing or expressionless. .So looking at your facial expressions, I can't see the surprise and excitement you said."

Are you j□j idiot Tezuka-kun?Even my various expressions are clear, how long have you been with me!

Probably my dead fish eyes were too conspicuous, so I smiled and smoothed things over: "Because Haruhi's existence is too incredible, so we can't help but want to find out. However, the most important thing now is not this, but It's the locked space that appeared last night." He frowned: "Has Haruhi been bothered by anything lately?"

When he asked this sentence, both Nioh and Tezuka stared at me. Although they didn't say anything, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.I pondered for a while, and said slowly: "There is really one thing to say."

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In the end, I refused their request on the grounds of inconvenience, but even so they still said that they would try their best to create a satisfactory living environment for me, and they could ask them for help with anything, and they would try their best no matter what they could do or not.

Although I still can't believe what they said, after all, it is unimaginable to suddenly become a god or something, but I am still a little moved by their unconditional help. Even if they lied to me, Tezuka's ability But really, if you have any troubles, you can ask him for help.

After finishing this exhausting and exhausting conversation, it was already dinner time when I finally returned to the Atobe mansion. I still didn’t see Mr. Atobe during dinner this time. A little guilty, after all, it was Mary Sue's aura that affected Master Atobe, and he was so confused.

If it is really like what Shinozu said, what I hope will exist in the reality of this world, then Mr. Atobe will probably be able to get out of the sea of ​​suffering...

After dinner, I lay in bed and thought about what happened this afternoon. The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was not impossible, and the only one who could tell me the truth clearly was the God of Mary Sue... But thinking of that time I It seems that I have offended it, and I am a little apprehensive. It won't really ignore me, right?

With the mentality of giving it a try, I cautiously called out: "That, God of Marysu? Are you there?"

【...What are you doing?If you have something to say, if you have to fart, let it go. 】

Huh huh?Why did you agree so quickly this time?

[Have you been warned by the superiors, let me serve you well... There is no divinity, this group of ghosts attack. 】

So you are weak...?

【You're the one, your whole family is the one!This god is attacking!Black belly attack! 】

........You are quite arrogant, forget it, don't worry about this question anymore, let's answer my question quickly, this afternoon...

【What they said is true. 】

I froze for a moment, how did it know what I wanted to ask?I haven't even thought about it yet...

【I'm right on top of you, how can you not know what happened?Your current identity setting is completely Haruhi Suzumiya, so if you really say it, you are indeed the god of this world. 】

Totally Haruhi Suzumiya?What does it mean?Is Haruhi Suzumiya a real person?

[Yes, Haruhi Suzumiya really exists, we just borrowed this name and its special existence, that is to say, these names represent not only a name, but also some special abilities or characteristics of this person . 】

But... I didn't find out at all...

【That's because you are too stupid. 】

I......!

Forget it, forget it, I will bear it.

So, you are also responsible for the existence of those aliens with superpowers in the future?

【Ah, you made that up yourself. Our setting only includes Suzumiya Haruhi, not the people around her.Those few people are because you subconsciously think that Haruhi Suzumiya's standard equipment should be like this, so this world has fulfilled this wish for you. 】

...are you kidding me? I'm a normal person, okay?Why did I come up with it? I don't want this kind of thing, okay? !Also, I knew Haruhi Suzumiya before?

【Well, you know her and she doesn't know you. 】

Is Haruhi Suzumiya still a celebrity?

[It’s not really a celebrity... Anyway, that’s how it is, so if you want, you can turn people in this world back to normal. 】

as long as i want...?

That's really a surprise, since you can, why not do it?Wait Atobe, you will soon find out how stupid you are, and I will soon be able to get rid of this situation...

just need i hope...

oh ha ha ha ha...