[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours

Ximen Chuuxue is about to give birth.

Mr. Lu finally felt the anxiety of a father-to-be.

For this reason, she specially invited three Wen Po and three doctors to stand by at any time.

In fact, at the beginning, she wanted to find a dozen, but was persuaded by the housekeeper.But if you think about it, it's not necessary to get so many people into the village. What if there are more people and there are troubles?It's better to leave only those who know and trust.

So after careful consideration, Mr. Lu adopted the housekeeper's suggestion.

The butler wiped his sweat secretly, he always felt that his owner seemed to be more abnormal recently...

Probably because the Great Xia court took the opportunity to instigate the war between Mongolia and the Western Regions, and directly dragged Yu Luocha in the Western Regions, unable to move.Master Yu said that originally according to his plan, everything would be settled by July at the latest, and then he would go to Wanmei Villa to watch his son give birth (...) Leaks.

however……

Yu Luocha looked in the direction of Wanmei Villa and sighed.

The Mongols came at such an inopportune time, what day will this be?Let his poor grandson not be able to see grandpa at first glance, how can he bear it!

At this moment, Master Yu became even more disgusted with the group of moths waiting to be eliminated from the Western Demon Cult with their noses and faces swollen.He deeply thought that if it wasn't for this group of idiots, he wouldn't have used feigned death to catch these stupid fish, but the Central Plains court seized the opportunity and sent the Mongols to the Western Regions, which added to his unhappiness. less trouble.

Although he can deal with these extra guys, if the Central Plains court dares to plot against him, there will be a price to pay!

So Lu Xiaofeng, who was calculated by all parties, became the first punching bag of Master Yu, and together with the ready-to-movement elements in the Western Demon Cult, they were finally wiped out on the battlefields of Mongolia and the Western Regions.

Of course, Lu Xiaofeng still survived tenaciously.

The halo of the protagonist may sometimes make Lu Xiaofeng unlucky, but at critical moments, it is still very useful.

Lu Xiaofeng, who had recovered his life, had a wounded heart in his heart, and instead of looking for his confidante, he ran directly to Huamanlou for comfort.

After this experience of blood and tears of being cheated by the chain, Lu Xiaofeng realized, he thinks, confidante and so on will be found later, the real good friends are the most rare!

So...he just relied on Huamanlou.

Hua Manlou: "..."

In late August, Ximen Chuuxue gave birth to a red monkey.

...well, that's just like a newborn red monkey.

But Lu Xiaotou finally understood why everyone said "I want to give birth to you a monkey". It seems that everyone has a lot of life experience and deep understanding →_→ Lu Gongzi thought for a while, and then he used his humble name to support himself According to the tradition, I gave Er Zai a name—Ximen Goudan.

Hearing such a philosophical name, Ximen Chuuxue fell silent.

Mr. Lu glanced at him: "What an easy-to-remember name!"

"It's easy to remember, but..." Ximen Chuuxue said with difficulty, "Do you think if I call you a dog, you will be willing?"

Sure enough, no matter who gave birth to the child, Ximen Chuuxue resolutely does not want her son to be called a dog egg.

Mr. Lu thought about it, and she felt that what Ximen Chuuxue said was reasonable, so she accepted the opinion humbly: "It's okay not to be called a dog."

As soon as Ximen Chuuxue breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Lu Xiaotou continue to say: "Your name is Ximen Chuuxue, so the son will be called Ximen Chuuxue?"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Without waiting for his objection, Lu Xiaotou vetoed it himself: "The wind blowing doesn't sound good, it always feels like blowing the northwest wind...Ximen blowing the flute? No, this is too dirty..."

"Could it be called Ximen bragging?" Mr. Lu fell into deep thought.

Ximen Fuxue: "..." He silently wrote a letter to Jade Raksha far away in the Western Regions. At such a time, pulling Jade Raksha out may have unexpected effects→＿→Since she conceived and gave birth to a child herself Now, Ximen Chuuxue's secondary illness has healed without any medicine. Not only that, but his personality also seems to have changed.For Reuters, the change has made it easier to communicate.

Yu Luosha, who was originally very cheerful when he received the letter from his son: "..."

He almost couldn't hold back, and ran directly to Wanmei Villa to knock Lu Xiaotou's head open to see what was inside!

However, although Yu Luocha did not rush back, his strong objection was conveyed to Mr. Lu and her daughter-in-law in time.

Master Yu said, these are some messy names!Sure enough, at the critical moment of naming, he still had to rely on him!

Therefore, Ximen Chuuxue, who was in confinement in Wanmei Villa, and Lu Gongzi, who was with Ximen's little wife, received names such as... Ximen Dabao.

Lu Xiaotou: "..." She seemed to feel what Ximen Chuixue felt when she heard her name her son ＿(:3」∠)＿

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." His father's naming level is exactly the same as Lu Xiaotou's!It's really hard for him to miraculously stop being called Ximen Xbao→＿→After such a lot of tossing, Yu Luocha finally gave a name above the horizontal line.

Chuuxue Wuhen, since Baba is called Ximen Chuuxue, then Ersha should be called Ximen Wuhen ╮(▔▽▔)╭ "..." The corner of Lu Gongzi's mouth twitched, he might as well call him Ximen Wuhen!

But Ximen Chuuxue, who obviously didn't know the allusion of Miss Ximen Wuhen, was quite satisfied with the name, and didn't look at the disheveled Mr. Lu at all, so he decided on the name of Erzai.

Lu Xiaotou finally agreed, but in order to distinguish her son from Miss Wuhen, she insisted that she would call Er Zai by her nickname at home... Ximen Doudou.

Ximen Doudou has already grown, unlike Lu Xiaotou's red body and eyes that could not be opened when he first saw it, it has become white and pink and tender.It is said that a [cross out] monkey [cross out] child that is redder when it is born will become whiter and tenderer when it grows up. Mr. Lu squeezed his white and tender face, and suddenly felt that this is really the case.

In the past month, Ximen Chuuxue spent most of his time in bed. After all, confinement should be taken seriously.

Mr. Lu said that it was her body, and she was determined not to cause any problems due to negligence, so Ximen Xiaojiao's wife endured it for a while, and after a month, she could act freely.

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." At this moment, he just needs to keep his face expressionless ←_← Fortunately, Lu Xiaotou didn't make any more unreasonable troubles, which made Ximen Chuuxue heave a sigh of relief, and continued to keep his expressionless face... ... Confinement.

The time of confinement is not long, and a month can easily pass by.

When the last day of confinement was over, Ximen Chuuxue changed back before she had time to express her feelings for this month!

——Yes, after conceiving, giving birth, and confinement, Mr. Lu and Miss Ximen finally turned back into Mrs. Lu and Mr. Ximen!

Back in the body he had been away for a long time, Ximen Chuuxue's feeling was very complicated, it was hard to describe it in words.

As for Lu Xiaotou... she was completely relieved after she confirmed that Ximen Chuuxue's secondary illness had been cured and hadn't relapsed with the change of body.

Then... Mr. Ximen vented all the bitterness and depression of more than half a year. The specific manifestation is that Miss Lu hasn't gone out for several days ← This is a little dirty so don't discuss it A...a side effect that can't be described in words, but this side effect is not so quickly discovered.

Time passed quickly, and by the time Yu Luocha finally withdrew from the Western Regions and rushed to Wanmei Villa, it was already winter.

At this moment, the Great Xia court had just completed the collection of the net.Just when Mongolia and the Western Regions were fighting, they found an excuse, marched directly into the grassland, copied the old dens of the Mongolian soldiers, and then started the work of annexation and assimilation.

Mr. Lu deeply felt that the emperor must have been planning this matter for many years, just waiting for the final blow!Just look at Gong Jiu, who was overwhelmed by the emperor's whipping method (...), how can it be easy for a guy who can secure the throne?

But these are beyond her control, as long as she looks at the fun.

In such a harmonious atmosphere, Yu's father-in-law came.

Yu Luocha came to see his precious grandson, but as soon as he stepped into the threshold of Wanmei Villa, a hot and indescribable side effect was discovered all at once, and the cause was caused by something brought by Yu Luocha. Lu Xiaotou vomited violently.

Ximen Chuuxue's expression changed, as if he had thought of something, he quickly grabbed Lu Xiaotou's wrist to feel his pulse, and then...he didn't know what kind of expression to use, so he just continued with a Bingshan expression: "I'm happy again."

The corner of Lu Xiaotou's eyes twitched: "I'm pregnant again?!"

In fact, compared to Lu Xiaotou, Ximen Chuuxue is the one who should be worried the most.

When she was pregnant with Ximen Doudou before, Lu Xiaotou had no reaction during pregnancy at all, and it made Ximen Chuuxue, who had exchanged in the past, react so strongly that I still don’t want to look back, but now... Lu Xiaotou reacted so strongly, then If there is another soul exchange in the future, Ximen Chuuxue can't just get down on the ground?

Obviously, Ximen Chuuxue has realized it.

Yu Luosha, who was also aware of something: "..."

Lu Xiaotou, who was thinking about when they could exchange again: "..."

"Actually, Axue, you have more experience with pregnancy than I do." Lu Xiaotou comforted Ximen Chuuxue, "Maybe you're used to it and don't react much?"

The so-called habit becomes natural, and that's it.