[British and American Entertainment] Sonnets to Olivia

~~~~~ Love is just a kind of madness. ——Shakespeare~~~~~ The song is over, and the candles in the hands of the two are still alive.

All the guests around applauded. It was indeed a perfect waltz.

"For Olivia, and Tom..." Anderson hurried over and raised the candles in their hands. Before he could finish speaking, a gust of wind blew over.

Quickly squatting down, he blocked the wind with his hands.But the candle accidentally burned the tablecloth of the table next to it. The tablecloth was made of lace and was very flammable.

The flames shot up all of a sudden, and they were burning hot.

Gloria actually giggled when she saw the raging fire. She thought the adults were having a barbecue.

"Quickly put out the fire!" Yue Xi shouted, she carried the child and stood directly by the pool.

Li was stunned for a moment, took a salad bowl and ran to the pool to catch the water and poured it over.

The splash of water got all over Tom, and he just wanted to dip into the pool.

Olivia couldn't stand it any longer. She picked up her skirt and walked straight into the villa, then found the fire extinguisher, "Get out of the way!"

Opening the valve, Olivia put out the fire within a few strokes of the fire extinguisher.

"Giggle!" Gloria was overjoyed, grilling and bubbling.

"Huh..." Tom sighed. He wiped the sweat off his face and asked Olivia, "Honey, do we still have a fire extinguisher at home?"

"Of course, we still have a tranquilizer gun at home." Olivia put down the fire extinguisher. It was quite heavy, and her hands were sore from carrying it.

"Drunk gun, what are you using it for?" Tom was frightened, why didn't he know anything.

"Hmm..., er..., there are many dangerous animals in California." Olivia also did it for fun, but she really didn't know what to use it for.

"For example?" Although Tom often came to Hollywood, he was always in the city and didn't know much about the California wilderness.

"There are many, many, many poisonous snakes." Olivia answered quickly, and she still knew the ecology of California very well.

"Okay, you two don't discuss ecological issues here, it's time to pack up and go to honeymoon." Yuexi reminded them, I really don't know why these two people are not in a hurry.

"By the way, it's time to pack your luggage!" Olivia looked at the time, only to realize that it was already very late.She dragged Tom up the stairs, and they both kicked the door hastily, and each began to undress.

But Olivia's wedding dress was so slim that she couldn't take it off by herself.When wearing it, several people helped squeeze it in.

"I'll help you, honey." Tom stretched out his hand and helped Olivia take off her wedding dress.But for the first time, he felt that his fingers were not slender and dexterous enough.As a last resort, he could only bite with his teeth.

"Oh, Tom, this dress is very expensive!" Although Olivia didn't pay for it herself, she also wanted to keep this art film, and she didn't want to be bitten off the line by Tom.

"I tried my best, honey!" Tom was sweating profusely again. He felt that women worked too hard, far beyond his imagination.

After a lot of effort, the two finally changed their clothes.

When they went downstairs, Pandora and the others had already prepared a car for the two of them, "Happy honeymoon, Ollie."

"It's going to be fun, Mom." Tom and Olivia hugged everyone before driving to the airport.

Because Tom has always wanted to go to the tropical jungles of South America, Brazil was chosen as the location for their honeymoon.And at this time there is a World Cup match, they can also go to see the Lahm family.

"You have to wear the anti-mosquito mask all the time, don't touch anything, even flowers and plants. And look carefully before you step on it, don't step on anything. And if you feel that the socks are wet, tell me, so that you don't have time Trench foot." Olivia said to Tom before setting off into the rainforest, she wasn't long-winded, these are life-saving skills.

"I see." Tom shut up and listened obediently, without interruption.

When I first entered the forest of this country, I could meet other people who came to travel, but as they gradually deepened, only the singing of birds and the singing of various animals remained around.

The hot and humid environment made Tom a little uncomfortable. He unbuttoned a few buttons, hoping to be cooler.

"Is it different from what you imagined?" Olivia laughed, handed him a bottle of water, and then helped him button it up again, "If you don't want to dehydrate, you will be infected by mosquito bites If you have any strange disease, just bear with it."

"Oh, I wish we had a refrigerator." Tom downed the water in one gulp.

"Maybe there are camps." Olivia didn't take Tom to undeveloped areas, even she didn't dare to set foot in them easily.But this national forest is very large, and it is enough for them to walk for a long time.

After stepping on a piece of mud, they finally saw a small stream.There is also a waterfall connected to the creek, and there is a small pool under the waterfall.The water is very clear, deep and green, and looks very cool.Tom immediately started taking off his shoes and socks, and he even wanted to jump in.

"Wait." Olivia stopped him, she squatted down, and then stretched out her hand to stir the water.

"What's the matter?" Tom had learned a little survival knowledge when he came here. He had watched Bell's Survival in the Wild for several seasons. "This is running water, so it should be fine."

"It's indeed running water, but there are many cute little creatures in the running water." Olivia observed for a long time before letting Tom put his feet in. "Piranhas are unlikely, but leeches are more annoying. .”

As soon as Tom heard it, he jumped ashore immediately, "You mean something that sucks blood?"

"Haha, don't worry, there are none here." Olivia took off her shirt and pants, and jumped into the water directly.

Tom sighed, he was only scared by Olivia in the wild.He also took off all the clothes on his body, and then swam with her.

"Aren't you afraid if you take off everything?" Olivia lay on her back on the water, her body was slightly hot from the sun.

"Oh, Oli, you are not afraid, why should I be afraid." Tom was not frightened by Olivia this time, because he knew that if there was any danger, Olivia would never let him go. It came down like this.

"No, Tom, what I mean is, aren't you afraid that someone will take a picture of it?" Olivia smiled. She didn't mean that some carnivorous animals would come to bite his penis.

"Will anyone else be here?" Tom was even more afraid, and he also turned over and lay on his back.

"Cannibals or something." Olivia swam to Tom's side and lay on his chest gently.

"This is a national park, not an unexplored land." Tom looked at Olivia, he hugged her, and then began to kiss her slowly, "If you scare me like this again, I will punish you .”

"How to punish, Mr. Hiddleston?" Olivia touched the curve of his back, enjoying his blue-green color in the sun.

"Like this, Mrs. Hiddleston!" Tom felt her back too, and deftly unbuttoned her underwear.

Olivia's eyes widened, but she quickly cooperated.Close to his body, she wrapped her legs directly around his waist.

***

After drying the wet clothes, the two moved on.Olivia didn't want to camp in the jungle at night, the conditions were too bad.She could bear it, but wondered if Tom could adapt.

Not long after the sun set, the two arrived at the camp.

But because of the recent World Cup, there are a lot of people coming to play, and they can't live in the houses in the camp, so they can only pitch tents outside.

Olivia stretched out her hand and felt the wind direction and humidity, "It might be a bit miserable tonight."

"You still have this kind of skill?" Tom looked at her in shock, looking at her proudly. "You are wonderful, my dear wife."

Olivia laughed. She didn't tell Tom that in this tropical rainforest, there are regular rainstorms every night.

After setting up the tent, the two ate something casually and prepared to sleep.I walked all day today, and I was too tired.In addition, there was a bit of wanton enthusiasm, which was even more exhausting.

The two hugged each other and slept with almost no sleep disturbance.

But in the middle of the night, it rained suddenly.The crackling raindrops on the tent woke everyone up.

Tom turned on the light, and as he watched the raindrops fall, he was suddenly worried, "Will this tent hold up?"

"Hmm... I can't tell." Olivia looked at the ferocity of the rain, and she couldn't estimate it.

Sure enough, not long after, a corner of the tent was blown up, and raindrops also seeped in from the gap, and soon the inside became a water curtain hole.

"Oh, hell!" Olivia cursed. She put on her clothes and carried her things on her back. "Come on, Tom, we're going to sleep on the floor tonight!"

Tom also quickly put on his clothes, and he followed Olivia to the only wooden house in the camp in the rain.

A lot of people have already gathered here, and everyone is like a drowned chicken.

But even so, someone recognized him, "My God, are you Loki?"

"Yes, ma'am." Tom nodded, not trying to hide anything.

"Loki, is your brother angry and thundering?" someone joked.

"No, sir, I think my brother is happy to thunder." Tom laughed. "After all, this is my honeymoon trip."

"Hahaha." Olivia laughed to herself. There was fire in their wedding, and the honeymoon was drenched in rain. It was really wonderful.