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"No way! No way! This one doesn't work either! Ah! Did you just bring these few clothes?!" The two finally opened the door, but Meng Meng was stupid to open Lao Cui's suitcase.Two shirts, one pair of pants, one hat, and a violent bear? ! !Is this the star suitcase?Forgive her for not understanding.

"What's the matter? That's all?" the instigator said with an innocent face as he sat hugging the violent bear.

"Okay, you won! But why did you bring it back!" Meng Meng firmly refused to admit that she was attracted to this man again.The red violent bear in her arms has a white heart in her heart, well, she still prefers soft bears, this one is too hard.

"It? It's April!" Old Cui looked at the violent bear in his arms, and corrected him solemnly.

"April? Why April?" Meng Meng couldn't understand why a bear was called April.

"I bought it last April!"

"..." You won again.

"Okay, let's talk about the next topic. Have you brought your wallet?" In fact, Meng Meng had already prepared for the worst when she asked.really.

"Bring the card, forget it..." He looked pitiful again.

"Go!" Meng Meng swallowed back a mouthful of old blood, not wanting to see his former male god again.When Old Cui heard this, he immediately followed happily. When he walked to the door, he remembered the violent bear in his hand. He went back and put him on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and followed Meng Meng who was striding forward.

"Hiss, it's so cold! ╭(°A°`)╮" Cui Shengxian immediately changed his expression the moment he went out from the back door of the hotel, and Meng Meng laughed.The two people were dressed in two extremes, living in different seasons, sent a car to the side of the road and went straight to the shopping center.Meng Meng is still very glad that he brought enough money, although he will lose weight in the next two months, but who makes him my male god, it's worth it!

"Hehe, little girl! Are you angry with your boyfriend?" The driver is indeed the person who likes to chatter the most. Looking at the two people's clothes from the rearview mirror, and seeing that they are not talking when they get in the car, he is angry (Meng Meng: How can you tell!) And I have to go to the shopping mall, either because men think women wear too much, or women think men wear too little.It has to be said that every master driver has a Conan hidden in his heart.

"Hehe, no!" Meng Meng didn't want to talk to him too much, anyway, he knew that he didn't want to talk anymore, and sure enough, the driver didn't continue talking until he got out of the car.

"Young man! Don't coax your girlfriend!" The driver yelled at Lao Cui when the two got out of the car, and then kicked the accelerator. .Meng Meng, who wanted to cry without tears, and Lao Cui, who looked bewildered, were left behind.

Meng Meng: Are all the drivers so funny now?

Old Cui: He was talking to me just now?

The two walked all the way to the men's clothing store, because Meng Meng estimated that he would be able to wear it this time, and the place where he went was expensive, so he didn't plan to buy too expensive ones, and firmly refused to admit that he was stingy, but the big star The clothes are not affordable for poor students like myself.One piece of clothing is enough for one year's tuition.

"Meng Meng, do friends mean relatives?" Old Cui asked Meng Meng in a low voice when she was picking out clothes.

"Well." This one. .It doesn't seem to work. .

"Oh! Then you are my 'girlfriend'! I am your 'boyfriend'!" The last three words are spoken in Chinese that is a bit out of tune.

"Hmm... Mmm!!!" Meng Meng, who was a little slow to react because she was picking out clothes, was taken aback, what can this guy say!

"Isn't it right..." Seeing Meng Meng's expression, Old Cui doubted himself again, and was going to go back and ask the Chinese teacher.

"Hehe, as long as you're happy..." Subconsciously, Meng Meng didn't want to refuse this title. It's a great honor, so let's greedily wear this title for one night, um, tell him when you go back after playing. .

"Your China is so troublesome, you still have to divide male and female relatives, aren't they all relatives?" Curious baby Cui Shengxian.

"Well, it's different if it's not a country! Look at this one, is it good?" Meng Meng deliberately changed the topic, and took the short black down jacket in her hand.

"Oh, this one? Okay." Old Cui looked at it, it was very simple, the more low-key the better.Having said that, I will try it in the past.

"Wait! No way!" Meng Meng snatched the clothes from Old Cui again, turned around and walked towards the other one, leaving Old Cui with one hand open in mid-air awkwardly.cough cough. .No one sees it.

"Then, this one!" Meng Meng, who came back again, handed Lao Cui another down jacket, still black, but with a hat, and it was a little longer than the one just now.

"Oh." Old Cui obediently went to try it on. I have to say that he is a natural clothes hanger, and the clothes worth more than 300 yuan are stunned by him, and he has a tall temperament. It really depends on the face.

"OK! That's it!" Seeing that the shop assistants around him always came over 'casually', Meng Meng made a quick decision and went to pay the bill.Old Cui was also taken aback by the speed at which she bought clothes. Her mother and sister always pick and choose.

At this time, the clerk who seized the opportunity rushed out immediately, "Sir, do you want to wear it? Do you want to pack your clothes for you?"

"????"What is she saying?Do you recognize me?Want to sign? !Old Cui was taken aback by what the clerk said, but his face was completely covered by a mask and sunglasses, so no changes could be seen.

"gentlemen?"

"Oh! He's wearing the clothes! Just pack up his clothes!" Meng Meng, who was paying at the front desk, looked back and said to the clerk in a hurry.

"...Okay." Cut, why are you pretending to be cold!If you look like my male god, why don't you pull it?That's right!The clerk who is still in his 20s is a VIP Smecta.

"Let's go, let's see what else to buy." Meng Meng took the bag from the clerk's hand and said in Chinese. Seeing that he didn't move, he realized that he didn't understand. go outside.

Then the girl sent a small video to Meipai and left a message, "I don't know how to be a man! Ask my girlfriend to pay the bill and don't even carry my bag! Scumbag! A man like me is also a scumbag!" Ordinary people just watched it with a smile and commented "This situation A lot, my boyfriend does too..." and so on.It didn't attract too many people's attention. It wasn't until the truth was made public that the VIP remembered the video he had posted and lamented how early the two hooked up.But I am also proud of the female compatriots in H City!

"Girlfriend! What else are we going to do?" Old Cui proudly showed off the Chinese he had just learned.

"Ahem! As long as you know, you don't need to scream," Meng Meng was a little embarrassed.It doesn't seem good to lie.

"Well, I still need to buy a scarf, and the mask still doesn't work."

"Oh." She meant whatever she said.

The two just picked out a gray and white checked scarf and left.

"Well, I still need long johns, long johns, you know?" Meng Meng asked.

"Long johns? Isn't that what grandparents wear?" Old Cui didn't understand. He always wears layered trousers, at most with fleece inside. Aren't long johns worn by old people?

"Hehe, Grandpa Cui, let's go buy long johns now!" Meng Meng didn't want to say more, since it's useless anyway.

"Oh."

"Grandpa Cui, do you have a... feeling of being taken care of..." Meng Meng teased Old Cui.

"Nursing? No, I just feel that you are very similar to my mother now, Mother Meng." Old Cui countered calmly.

"..." Drag it out and cut it off ╰_╯