[Comprehensive Anglo-American] Gem Merchant

Obviously, this is not a magical creature.

Not fantasy species, elves, dragons, not even runaway shikigami and servant demons.

Alphonse and a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents looked at each other, and the one with the highest ranking present smiled awkwardly: "After all, I heard that you are very experienced in dealing with such things..."

Someone handed in a document at the right time, and the big green man who angrily smashed everything in his field of vision was originally a scientist with seven doctorates.

"Mr. Banner?"

Alphonse tried to shout into the middle of the empty field, and the response was a series of inarticulate growls.

"It came from a gamma-ray radiation accident."

Someone flicked through the information and explained: "As long as he feels threatened or mentally tense, he will become like this."

"Then you haven't tried anesthesia?"

Alphonse spread his hands, not really wanting to waste gems for such things that have nothing to do with mystery: "Or call a few, uh... Monks, lamas, priests, etc., physical or spiritual? Try both."

Everyone: "..."

Alchemists know that they have no religion, but...

A detective with a gun couldn't help but said: "The anesthesia needle can't penetrate the guy's skin, and the tear gas can only stimulate the effect. I've tried everything I can."

During the conversation, Hulk smashed a car.The splattered smoke and gravel scared the handyman back. He poked his head out from behind his boss, and saw Hulk beating his chest back and forth, looking like his rationality had evaporated.

The car was thrown to the ground like a plastic toy, the body was shattered, the alarm beeped twice sharply, and another foot was stepped on to completely turn off the engine.

"Please also try using the method of the mysterious side. After all, you can't let him continue to destroy it recklessly like this."

Detective Philip said: "This is already the third security incident that has been monitored."

Alphonse nodded, reached back to take the box handed over by the clerk, and picked out a light yellow piece from the assortment of gemstones deeply embedded in it.

"Manager, this is..."

"Spinel, different magic formulas are poured into different colors, but basically they are all dedicated to magical creatures."

The blond-haired youth called out "Dr. Banner" again, and activated the magic eye while Hulk looked back angrily.

The blue and green in the pupils suddenly came alive, intertwined and smudged with each other, and the magic power turned into invisible constraints and chains.Even if it was not the first time to see the store manager Lu doing this, the new detectives thought the magician was really cool.

While Hulk was struggling with the restraint of the magic eye, Alphonse threw the gem out immediately.The light yellow spinel cracked into powder in the air, and the powder was reconnected, turning into a golden rope to firmly bind Hulk to the ground. After the big green man rolled a few times, even the roar was sluggish After coming down, within a minute, he closed his eyes wearily.

Afterwards, the green color on the skin faded, and the swollen and knotted muscles gradually retracted, turning into an ordinary person's body shape and skin color.

Dr. Bruce Banner, who was naked in the crowd, looked pale in the crowd, obviously aware of the reality that he was out of control again.Alphonse closed his eyes and approached, and said as he walked: "Dr. Banner, please stay calm, I will release the restraint on you, repeated use of this magic will make you feel tired, so I don't recommend doing it again .”

Detective Philip covered his suit jacket on the key parts of Banner: "...you can open your eyes, Mr. Alphonse."

Bruce Banner: "..."

He saw a pair of blue and green eyes, like a lake of unknown depth.

"Sorry sir, because the situation is urgent, I chose the fastest way."

Alphonse said: "If you can give me a few more minutes, there are several more gentle methods. Your current physical condition is not caused by the field of mysticism, so unfortunately, apart from restraining the other Apart from you in a state, I can't provide more help."

The golden threads tied around his body disintegrated and gathered again, turning into a delicately cut light yellow spinel in Alphonse's palm.Bruce watched the strange man turn around and put the gemstone back into the box, and subconsciously replied, "No, I'm very grateful for that."

Generally speaking, no one can stop Hulk from going crazy. If someone can use simple and rude methods to stop the damage, it is not a big problem to let him sleep a little longer.Bruce Banner hastily wraps the suit around his lap, and he doesn't like S.H.I.E.L.D., but any responsible person will face up to the problems he's caused.

"You don't need to remind me, I will go to live in a place that is inaccessible."

He looked dejected: "Try to restrain your temper and give up the current research on gamma rays."

In fact, there are still many problems he has to face, which cannot be solved by self-restraint. In the face of such unstable factors, the military cannot easily let him go, but——

"Mr. Banner."

Detective Philip said with a pleasant face: "I think if someone can completely control the Hulk, a 'problem that can be solved' is easier to convince the military than a 'trouble that cannot be solved'."

Bruce Banner's expression obviously hadn't recovered yet. He turned his head to look at the blond young man in a long windbreaker standing next to the agent. The other party had completely relaxed, and he had enough time to watch his little follower playing mobile games.

"There is someone behind you."

he reminded.

"Hey boss, I see it."

The clerk retorted, and then there was a burst of intense gunshots from the phone, as well as the death notification tone of DEADEND.

Bruce Banner: "..."

He has no memory of Hulk's period, so he has no way to imagine how this person subdued such a behemoth, but the way the other party is showing now is not reliable.

"Mr. Alphonse, I think you should temporarily have a way to control the Hulk from making trouble while ensuring safety?"

Detective Philip asked: "Even if this is not your job scope."

"Who pays?"

The businessman spread his hands together: "It's a waste of precious stones."

"S.H.I.E.L.D. Reimbursement."

Philip took over smoothly. He had already prepared a plan for this situation: "For the time being, I want to hire you to help take care of Dr. Banner. If possible, I hope to let him continue his previous research."

This is a paid business trip.

Alphonse turned his head and told the clerk without hesitation: "You stay and look at the store."

"Then what if there are guests!"

The latter exclaimed as if his hair had exploded: "Last time you told me that those two are angels and demons who have lived for 6000 years!"

Along with the promotion of the detective level, his boss maliciously introduced what kind of ruthless characters he had faced with the customers, which made him wonder for a while what he was supervising in his previous stable job.

"...Then entertain."

Alphonse took it for granted: "The items for sale are on the shelf in the workshop, Aziraphale likes sushi, remember to buy it for him when he comes, and there are a few bottles of red wine in the cabinet for Crowley. "

Didn't you get that red wine from Stark? The agent was expressionless and gave up struggling completely.

Alphonse opened the box to pick and choose, and found several crimson spinel particles only one carat in size.

"Disposable items, powerful tranquilizers, can act on the soul of any intelligent creature, and are effective on elves and trolls who have fallen into madness. If the personality is split, one of the personalities can be precisely suppressed. According to Dr. Banner's current situation, This should be the most effective thing, after all, his soul is divided a bit."

He handed these spinel particles to the agent: "One piece costs [-] US dollars, thank you for your patronage."

Colson: "..."

Okay, this price is indeed within the range that S.H.I.E.L.D. can afford.He waved his hands and ordered his men to go down to pay, and asked in a confirmed way: "You mean, Dr. Banner's situation is considered a kind of schizophrenia?"

"From the perspective of the field of magic, it's a bit like soul division. Although alchemists also have the method of dividing their minds into blocks, his method is obviously more uncontrollable. I don't know how your scientific side explains this phenomenon. , but unfortunately, I only have this method to deal with the spirit monster dragon at the moment."

Bruce Banner finally realized that this person does have the ability to contain the Hulk, so no matter what...

"Please let me hire you personally!"

He said excitedly: "The billing is based on the number of times. After each transformation into Hulk, please find a way to regain my sanity!"

It's over.

All those present who knew the nature of the alchemist couldn't help but cover their faces.

"I do not recommend that you rush into this form of payment."

Alphonse couldn't help smiling: "If the billing is based on the number of times, I can't help but let you switch back and forth between the two states."