[Comprehensive Anglo-American] Gem Merchant

As a result, the two expected to get along... Nothing happened. Agent Dugan led a mighty S.H.I.E.L.D. From far away, a young girl's voice could be heard arguing with the staff.

"You are violating your right to privacy! All these observation devices are self-made, and you have no right to bring them here!"

The voice of the other party paused: "And this big guy, you even gave him an anesthesia gun within 5 minutes of meeting, who can guarantee that you will not harm his personal safety!... What? Norse mythology and Asgard, who will listen to your nonsense!"

Immediately after a series of explanations, Tony Stark restored the battle suit to the appearance of a suitcase and held it in his hand. Alphonse followed closely behind him, and a circle of suits and leather shoes surrounded the two of them. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. wearing black sunglasses, perhaps because the team configuration and positions were so strange that when everyone pushed the door to enter, the sharp-eyed astronomer Miss Jane Foster let out a cry of surprise. call:

"My God, it's Tony Stark!"

The bearded businessman who was named raised his red sunglasses and raised his chin proudly—you see, everyone loves Stark, no matter where he is, even if he drives more than ten kilometers without seeing people The small town of New Mexico, surrounded by badlands, has no shortage of fans.

As a result, the other party's next sentence made him cough several times.Jane Foster deserves to be an exceptionally strong girl. Against the sight of the strange man in white robe, she bravely stepped forward a few steps, blocked her father behind, and yelled angrily:

"—Who the hell are you! Even Iron Man has been arrested! The rest of the superheroes will not let you go!"

"..."

This time Alphonse really couldn't hold it back, he looked at Tony Stark who looked dazed and confused, and burst out laughing.

After several explanations, she finally reluctantly accepted the setting that "Alphonse is an expert in dealing with such mysterious matters", but she was still dubious: "Then why did you just shoot him down when he saw you? There was a 'saved' expression all over his face."

"A throne dispute is always complicated."

It was the little clerk who was the first to explain. He admired this girl who dared to face the alchemist and still be confrontational: "Have you played the King of Kingdoms series? That's the case... Now there are not only people on Earth Er, an Asa god, and his younger brother Loki, Loki was there when Alphonse shot, but he used magic to shield all of you from seeing."

Why does this group of people have such a high level of acceptance of fairy tales, Jane Foster thought blankly, but considering that there was a Tony Stark stuffed among the people present, the credibility seemed to be higher .

However, SHIELD's reputation is still negative for her.

"Before, there was a direction of scientists in the field of high-energy physics, but after meeting your S.H.I.E.L.D. agency, they lost contact with us."

She insisted: "No matter what you say, your actions are very inhumane, and I can sue in the federal court! If he can be allowed to continue his research, the senior who has won seven doctorates will definitely be able to do it very well. Great advancement in the field of atomic physics!"

Suddenly hearing the familiar setting, Tony Stark suddenly felt that the world was really small. He turned his head and glanced meaningfully at Agent Dugan who was following behind him: "I never thought that one day I would be the old Popsicle's former teammate." Or S.H.I.E.L.D. to speak up."

"I also didn't expect that one day the CEO of Stark Industries would become interested in occultism."

Agent Duggan was unmoved at all, so Tony, who failed to provoke, had to give up, feeling that the old-fashionedness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Based on your knowledge, your former colleague Dr. Bruce Banner had to leave his post due to some experimental accidents, and is receiving some treatment in the occult field, but I can assure you that he is doing well now, by the way, The attending physician is the one in front of you."

He pointed at Alphonse, and the alchemist named the attending physician said, "..."

There are more and more labels on him inexplicably.

In order to prove his persuasiveness, Stark even provided Dr. Bruce Banner's employment certificate in Stark Industries. It happens that the development of clean energy also has a lot of knowledge in the nuclear industry. Part of Bruce's knowledge can be used in small nuclear reactors. It comes in handy. Although there is still a big gap between theoretical physics and practical application, he is very grateful to be able to conduct research in his favorite field.

"Sixteen salaries a year, and paid leave twice a year, Stark Industries never treats its employees badly."

Tony took out his mobile phone and showed Jane Foster and her father Bruce Banner's recent employee medical examination records: "This guy is very healthy now, I think it's probably because he went through a period of too hard before. days, that’s why I want to live a new life.”

Alphonse and everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D.: "..."

They couldn't help but marvel at Stark's ability to bullshit.The first half is reliable anyway, it is indeed the price tag of an excellent employee of Stark Industries, and the psychological analysis of Bruce Banner in the future can only make people shake their heads in their hearts. It can only be said that this man is simply It's full of drama, especially after seeing Crowley's report to hell recently, and the ability to make up is even higher.

"Considering that this may involve the earth's foreign policy against aliens and occultism, we have also hired many top people from all walks of life to assist us."

A person in the detective team straightened the sniper rifle on his shoulders: "I hope you can understand that this is really not information that can be disclosed to ordinary people at will. Mr. Saul's weapon Mjolnir, together with the surrounding The two tons of soil have all been contained by S.H.I.E.L.D., and we will return them after they wake up. Both Mr. Sol and Mr. Rocky are the current crown princes of Asgard. This incident is very serious. If it is not handled properly If it's appropriate, it may even lead to a dispute with Asgard...Hey, K, come and draw a card for me."

The little clerk who was named looked resentful, and took the other party's mobile phone, and the call interface of some game was displayed on the screen: "Recently, you have been asking me to draw cards for you."

"That's because your success rate of drawing cards has far exceeded the official probability deviation value set by the game."

His teammates rolled their eyes: "The lucky one appointed by the official."

Jane Foster: "...?"

I remember just now this organization said that this matter is related to the diplomacy between earthlings and aliens?

Even if I have mixed reviews, both Stark Industries and Iron Man are well-known in the United States. Therefore, under the circumstances of Tony's repeated explanations and even unfolding the steel suit as a proof, Miss Foster no longer believes in it. Expressed doubts, but insisted on waiting until Sol's hypnosis ended and the other party was completely awake before leaving.

"After all, who would have thought that a big living person would suddenly fall in front of his eyes..."

She said with lingering fear: "If our spatial positions were a little bit more staggered at that time, the acceleration of gravity that directly broke through the atmosphere would have smashed our whole family to death in the car."

Tony: "..."

Alphonse coughed dryly: "...Odin is quite accurate in his aim, and he shouldn't be able to use his own son to hit a courtier."

But casually throwing his son on another planet doesn't sound very kind.And once it comes to the "biological son", Alphonse remembered the family disputes that Loki explained to him, and immediately played more than [-] episodes of family ethics dramas in his mind. With the inexplicable attribute of Gard's Nordic god, the level of disaster caused will simply increase exponentially.

While everyone was discussing in a "friendly atmosphere" outside the door, Sol, who was full of confusion, just opened the door of the room, and saw a large group of people standing crowded together in front of his room door, and The most conspicuous of all was the culprit who knocked himself out with a single shot in the hospital.

He easily removed the wooden door panel and placed it in front of him: "Who the hell are you! The son of Odin is not afraid of any challenges or threats even in the atrium!"

Alphonse shrugged and mouthed to Jane Foster: "Look, I didn't lie to you, this guy is full of medieval thinking, and at least he is not a normal earthling."

"Why don't you ask me first, I'm on Earth... oh, for you it's Midgard, the richest one in Midgard, you can call me Iron Man if you want. "

Tony Stark showed Sol his golden-red suitcase, bent down to put the suitcase on the ground and stepped on it, and the steel suit climbed all the way from the ankle to the calf, all the way up to the whole body. The body is covered by golden-red outer armor.

The eldest prince of Asgard seemed very talkative: "Ah, Man of Steel, nice to meet you, but I suggest you stay away from the mage next to you, as far as I know, they are very dangerous... Speaking of it You may not believe it, but my younger brother is a very powerful mage."

Alphonse: ...

He felt targeted after that shot.

The words of this group of people are completely wrong, but after carefully identifying the main idea, Jane Foster is convinced that these are not normal people, and it doesn’t matter to her if they go crazy when they close each other, so He was about to go back to his astronomical equipment and packed his bags with his impatient father who wanted to leave. No one in S.H.I.E.L.D. stopped him, and the clerk waved at him, "Be careful on the road."

The sensor door opened and closed again, and the Foster father and daughter left in a hurry, leaving everyone present with a back view without looking back.

"...I didn't expect you to talk so much meaningless nonsense."

After confirming that the other party was out of sight, Detective Philip said inadvertently: "Anyway, once they step out of this door, their memories of Saul and Mjolnir will gradually become blurred. If there is a strong spiritual suggestion, it will be completely forgotten at the bottom of the memory, won't it?"

He stared at the alchemist's right hand, a small piece of shiny and complex gemstone was pinched between the index finger and thumb of the alchemist. Under the urging of magic power, it was dripping to the ground and flowing magic power.And the glow of magic power formed fine threads, and now everyone suddenly realized that it seemed that the entire room had been covered by this faint cluster of magic power.

"Since entering this room, I have been trying to temporarily transform the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. branch in New Mexico into a workshop. After people who have nothing to do with the mystery step out of the room, they will face slow and continuous memory erasure until they are completely Forget things that shouldn't be remembered."

The alchemist lowered his hands, obviously he has done such a thing countless times: "The previous conversations are not meaningless, language itself is also a hypnotic technique, if they go through a period of magic infiltration, the memory will disappear later. Writing will become smoother and more natural. Compared with the simple and rough memory erasure, this method is smoother and will not leave sequelae... After all, Miss Foster and the others are just ordinary people who have strayed into the mysterious world. , if possible, try to minimize the impact of the mystery on them."

"So you wanted to erase my memory in a rough way?!"

Tony Stark recalled the original scene in the Edfield jewelry store: "You were not as easy to talk to at that time as you are now!"

Originally, he didn't think it was a big deal. After all, Alphonse had long been used to keeping his secrets, but now that there is no harm without comparison, this differential treatment is even more difficult to accept.

Alphonse's eyes swept across the mustache businessman who pretended to complain, and he saw that the other party was inexplicably guilty: "If it was you, I guess it would not work to write only shallow hints? There is a little more inexplicable in the head According to your personality, how can you not get to the bottom of things that you can’t remember and can’t completely forget.”

Well, this explanation is barely acceptable to him.

Sol's blue eyes swept across the crowd. The eldest prince of Asgard was just a little slow but certainly not stupid. Through the conversation just now, he quickly peeled off the key information: "The magicians in the courtyard must all To prevent my identity from being known by too many people? I understand! You must have wanted to prevent me from saying too much about magic!"

Alphonse: "..."

Let it be like this, he still didn't want to explain to the big prince in front of him that the whole hospital was surrounded by S.H.I.E.L.D. at that time, and all the doctors and nurses had military backgrounds.The jeweler took out his vermilion garnet with an attitude of resolving the matter neatly: "By the way, I also retrieved your Mjolnir for you, if you don't plan to stay in Midgard for too long , pick up Mjolnir and you can hurry back."

Oh, compression spells.Sol, who was used to seeing his brother's various mysterious magic tricks, accepted this little trick well: "Thank you very much, alchemist in the courtyard, Asgard will not forget your kindness."

"Good to say."

Alphonse thought, after Saul's side is settled, there is another Loki who has a hangover headache and wants to kill his brother. His workload in the past two days is already exceeding the standard.The alchemist waved his hand to get the people around to give up an open space, and threw the vermilion garnet into the center of the open space. After a burst of dazzling red light, the entire room appeared out of thin air...a large pool of sand.

Tree roots and grass clippings were sandwiched in the sand, piled up from the ground all the way to the ceiling. Everyone standing on the ground struggled to raise their necks upwards, barely able to see the top of the sand and gravel layer, faintly revealing Mjolnir's hammer. handle.

Everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D.: "..."

I didn't feel it when I dug it out of the pit, but now it's in the room, it feels like a big pile of garbage...

"Sorry, because there is no way to bring your weapon here with ordinary means."

Alphonse said apologetically: "That's why I used some extraordinary means. After all, I don't think I'm decisive enough, loyal and courageous enough. I don't think I can get the approval of Mjolnir, the source of Rune."

Tony Stark folded his arms and said in a teasing tone: "I couldn't pick it up either, tsk, I'm a well-known hero loved by the whole people."

"Come on, save a few inexplicable parties, maybe Mjolnir's recognition of you can be increased by one or two percentage points."

Some detectives boldly booed in the back row.

Sol was very pleased with this compliment, and he said triumphantly: "Being able to pick up Mjolnir is equivalent to obtaining the right to inherit the throne of Asgard. When Mjörnir was thrown into the atrium, he made a promise to the rune on it, and whoever picked up Mjörnir would be eligible to obtain the power of Thor."

He wiped his hands up and down, tried his best to climb up the pile of sand piled up to the ceiling, bent down to hold the handle of Mjolnir's hammer, and lifted it up——

"Pfft."

Tony Stark was the first to laugh out loud. Finally, he was not the only one who was ashamed. Even Thor himself couldn’t hold Thor’s Hammer. He must take pictures of this classic scene and make a photo wall at home. Hang on.

Thor held the handle of Mjölnir's hammer, and his face was flushed because of excessive force, but no matter how hard he tried, his palms turned red, and he could no longer lift Thor's hammer as easily as before. .

Sol: "...??"

The big blond man raised his face in confusion, and everyone could feel the grievance emanating from him: "Magician in the atrium, did you cast any curse on Mjolnir?"

"Hey, don't blame Alphonse for everything. Whenever you have a problem, blame the magic. Who is used to you!"

Tony Stark said displeasedly.

Sol: "..."

He wasn't blaming magic or Alphonse, it was just that this situation was too much like another prank by his brother, and Saul, who had lived with his brother for more than 1000 years, could only say that it was his own subconscious reaction.

But, the fact is that he really can't afford the weapon that he gets along with day and night.

"The rune magic of the Age of Gods can only be deciphered and rewritten by those with a god core. That is to say, these runes are the protection cast by your father. , it will never be possible to add, modify or delete the runes he imposed."

"So it can't be my fault," Alphonse explained.

It sounds like the lack of administrator privileges, ordinary programmers can't break through the special algorithm firewall, Tony Stark whispered in Alphonse's ear, satisfied to see that the other party was very satisfied because of this very "modern" metaphor He couldn't help but curl his lips.

Saul tried again unwillingly, and finally lowered his hands in frustration, becoming visibly frustrated.Seeing this, Dumdan Dugan felt that the idea of ​​expecting the other party to take the hammer and go home quickly was completely lost, and the previously shelved diplomatic plan for the alien crown prince might have to be launched temporarily again.

He turned to Alphonse with a questioning expression.The other party received his signal, frowned and thought about it for a moment, and said the conclusion of the alchemist appointed by the clock tower:

"The time and workload of this business trip have exceeded the standard, so you have to pay more."

Dugan: "..."

The author has something to say: Jane: You guys even caught Iron Man! ! !

Tony: Don't be such a good girl, I'm a melon eater.

Thor: What's wrong with my Meow Hammer! !

Al: The problem is obviously you, and you have spent so much time on me that I have to pay more (hands out)