[Comprehensive Anglo-American] Gem Merchant

Of course, he has his own reasons for doing so, but for this reason, he himself is falling into a depressed mood, and he doesn't even have an expression.

"He could sleep through the day at least."

Alphonse explained to Agent Dugan with a complicated face: "So you can transfer him to a suitable place during this period of time... Asgardians' body density is about three times that of Earth's. You need two more people to carry him."

Dugan: "..."

No, that's not what he wants to ask now.

This man, indeed, is the Crown Prince of Asgard, right?

The blond man collapsed on the hospital bed frowning, breathing steadily and quietly. He looked no different from any earthling, but Alphonse firmly judged this man from Asgard a few minutes ago. The eldest prince, Thor, the god of thunder in Norse mythology, shot him down without hesitation.

He originally belonged to the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Assault and Assault category like the US team. Agent Dugan now has only one idea left-he wants to transfer.

Too elusive for the mystery department.

Alphonse pushed open the tempered glass door, waved at something inside the door that none of them could see, and then turned around to make room for a person to pass through.Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, the alchemist explained calmly: "I have other things to deal with, the situation is a bit urgent, Sol is in this stressful state now, I don't worry about him being awake and talking to you guys." contact, so I plan to let him sleep for a while."

Everyone: "..."

Isn't this way of postponing the deadline a bit too hardcore?

Damm Dugan asked with a stiff face: "Then what if he wakes up early? What should we do? What kind of personality is that guy, what is the purpose of coming to the atrium, what is the appeal, and what specifications should we use to receive him?" ..."

"Just have the same attitude as entertaining Sea King Arthur."

Alphonse waved his hand indifferently: "Bring him any branded wine on earth, this kind of guy who is full of magic power has his own alcohol metabolism function, and he can't get drunk at all with ordinary wine, I understand This is the case with all Asa gods who have come.”

"...But boss, you were obviously drunk with Your Excellency Aum."

The little clerk had already bravely stretched out his hand to lift one of Sol's arms, and the other was indeed unbelievably heavy, not at all the weight of an adult man of the same size.

"Because Orm is an Atlantean, he is a little different from an Asgardian."

Alphonse dropped this sentence in a hurry, and turned away as if holding something with one hand, leaving all the SHIELD agents present stunned and looking at each other in blank dismay.

Refer to the movement of the other party staggering and gently avoiding when they go out, it looks like someone gave way to the door.

"...Your boss, can you see ghosts?"

One of the agents said the most reliable inference.

"I don't know, I only know that his eyes have a function called 'fairy eyes', but apart from being able to see fairies as the name suggests, I don't know how far the boss's specific vision range can go..."

The little clerk said blankly: "But now we can only wait for him. According to past experience, magicians—cough, especially bosses, have their own set of logic in doing things."

……

And when the surveillance could not capture the corner of the hospital, Alphonse breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of the fingers that had been holding the air: "Okay? Tell me what's going on? Your brother doesn't care. They will come to the courtyard for no reason."

Like stones floating out of the water, or like erased traces recovering little by little in the air, the figure of the God of Tricks gradually emerged from the air, mercilessly shaking off Alphonse's hand.

Obviously, the other party's mood is really bad.

The little prince of Asgard lowered his eyes, and his long eyelashes cast a small shadow on his face.The other party's eyes were light blue, as if he hadn't had a good rest, and his eye sockets were wet and reddish, which made Alphonse really surprised, why the number one magician in the Nine Realms who always cared about his own image would let himself become like this.

The jeweler considered his tone and looked at the uncharacteristic Asa God: "This is not a convenient place to talk. I used ordinary magic to strengthen the anesthesia just now, and it won't cause any sequelae to your brother's body. Or... you go back to the New York store with me first?"

Loki raised his green eyes slightly, and even his reaction was slow for a while, and then he quickly said in disgust: "You should have injected poison into him at that time."

Alphonse: "..."

This made him a bit confused as to what to say.

In fact, he decided to anesthetize Sol first, and the reason was very simple.

When he pushed the door open and opened the magic eye, he saw in the corner of the ward, Loki opened the cognitive interference and hidden protection for himself, stood in the corner of the room with his arms folded and his eyes downcast, looking coldly. Looking at his elder brother who was almost incapable of rage, and looking at it, he should have been watching for a long time without saying a word.

A restless and unreasonable Asgardian crown prince whose divine power is still blocked, and an obviously angry, powerful and scheming first magician of the Nine Realms, considering the safety of the earth and the dangers that both sides may bring Due to the difference, Alphonse decisively chose the latter, and shot Sol without hesitation.

After quickly recognizing that it was just a simple strengthening technique, Loki withdrew his gaze and didn't even change his expression.

"I have received your amethyst and prank."

The jeweler rarely softened his tone: "It's really surprising and impressive. It was very useful at critical moments, and the incidental effect also allowed me to experience the life rhythm of the rich on the earth."

Although it's kind of hard to say...

Even Alphonse, who is used to being a profiteer and spends most of his time strategizing, still doesn't know how to find a topic for his old client.

When he first met Loki, he was still an apprentice who hadn't graduated from the teacher, and he was still at the age of clumsy tongue, and the other party could raise his eyebrows and speak contemptuously to criticize him, which obviously made people unable to help but get angry The tone is surprisingly able to open the topic.

The other party is actually a master at channeling the atmosphere. Later, after he knew the adjective "Asgard's silver tongue", he felt that it was particularly appropriate.Therefore, it was rare for Alphonse to be surprised to see Loki in such a gaffe for the first time.

The alchemist in the white robe put on the hanging ring, stretched out his hand and stroked lightly in the sky, drawing a portal with a golden ring of fire.

"Anyway, it's a rare trip to Midgard."

He comforted: "Let's take a rest first."

——As a result, Alphonse dug out the unfinished wines from all over the world that were originally used to entertain Aum.The little clerk was still worrying with Agent Dugan in New Mexico, and now only Alphonse and Rocky were left in the Edelfelt jewelry store. The latter walked into the closed shop with disgust, frowning. Wrinkled again, after all, he was unable to utter the sarcastic words.

He really didn't feel that way anymore.

Loki thought that he was not a person who would be weak enough to complain to others casually, even when facing a second magician.Drinking alcohol is just a means of relieving emotions. Of course, he would not drink recklessly like his stupid brother, and then dump it in the palace of Asgard like a mass of garbage. If Chunpu Road doesn't pick up lost items, someone might be caught and auctioned off.

The black-haired young god poured wine for himself one cup after another, and drank it clean with a raised neck, while drinking it with distaste: "It's not as good as Asgard's mead."

Alphonse quickly fished out the sweeter wines that Stark had left behind from the imaginary number space. During the time of the exchange of identities, Tony often moved his inventory to the store. It came in handy.

Anyway, the fact that almost all Asa gods are not drunk has been proved by Zellridge - that is to say, the common alcohol in these atriums may be able to make Aziraphale and Crowley drunk All day long, but as an Asgardian, Loki should undoubtedly be awake all the time...

……right?

The black-haired little prince opened his confused eyes, reached out and pulled out a diamond from the imaginary space, raised his hand and threw it on the counter, shouting: "I want to return it! Return all my amethysts! I don't want it!" Bought it!"

The diamond bounced a few times on the table, stopped still, and glowed with enchanting fire under the counter lights of the gem shop.

The spell inside the diamond had never been triggered yet, and Alphonse swiped it lightly, and he judged that this gem must not have been delivered to its real owner.

Loki fell down on the table and reached out to push the diamond further.Alphonse's cell phone suddenly vibrated slightly, and when he picked up the phone, the clerk's tone was particularly tangled: "Boss, where have you been! We temporarily placed Sol in the New Mexico branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., which is no more armed than the main branch." Strength doesn't work at all, what if the other party wakes up!"

"I'm back in New York, at the store."

Alphonse answered the call with his mobile phone under his shoulder, while trying to comfort Loki not to rummaging through the things in his workshop, but the shrewd and cunning number one magician of the Nine Realms naturally knew how not to touch the defense in a magic workshop In the same way, the green-eyed little prince picked and picked in the gem box, and twisted a piece of golden beryl that was not as big as the little thumbnail with two fingers: "Ah, this thing is very suitable for that bastard Sol, I Just buy it, put the price on the account, and I will pay you back with other gems next time."

Alphonse looked carefully: "..."

It's hard for him to choose this one in such a large imaginary number space... He vaguely remembered that the effect of this gem is that it can make the target grow rapidly, and the quality more than triples in a short period of time? ?Generally speaking, isn't this kind of thing ground and used to grow magic plants...

Alphonse asked cautiously but kindly: "Of course it's no problem, so do you want to use it to ripen Asgard's golden apple tree?"

Although he has never set foot in the legendary god domain that floats on the top of the world tree Ygudra Hill, he did hear that the little prince of Asa introduced him in a condescending tone. The goddess of youth, Iden, guards the golden apples that are enough to prolong life. They only grow in Asgard, as long as the years of this divine domain that shelters the nine worlds.

"I'm going to let Thor eat this!"

Loki said without hesitation.

Alphonse: "..."

Alright, it's almost confirmed that this guy is really drunk instead of pretending to be drunk.He couldn't help fantasizing about the scene if this prank really came true. The sudden ingestion of magic power would naturally not cause too much load on an Asa god, but its additional magical effect is estimated to make Sol fatter. For several years, he looked bloated like those hill-shaped passers-by that are common on the streets of the United States.

"The store manager?"

Hearing some noisy noises from the other side of the phone, the clerk covered the receiver and asked cautiously, "Are you talking to someone?"

Although Loki didn't mind him talking on the phone with other people in the atrium, Alphonse still lowered his voice as much as possible: "It's His Royal Highness the Second Prince of Asgard, Sol's younger brother, second in line to the throne of Asgard heir Loki."

Clerk: "..."

In an instant, a long series of medieval throne battles played out in his mind. He had cleared the frenzied mode of "Kingdom 2" several times. Judging from the current situation, he didn't want the earth to become the next one. Rainy Glamorgan.

The eldest prince and the second prince, who have not yet ascended the throne, appeared on the earth together. No matter how you think about it, it makes people feel particularly bad. The phone was on speakerphone, so a car of people followed closely at this moment and fell into deep thought.

And as if he thought this sap was not painful enough, Alphonse told a worrying fact in his usual straightforward tone:

"I don't know why Sol's divine core is in a restrained state, so he probably won't be much higher than Agent Dugan in terms of individual combat ability, but Loki has been known as the Nine Realms before you were born. The first magician—by the way, the time limit before birth includes Agent Dugan."

Former member of the Roaring Commando and teammate of the US team, Dame Dugan: "..."

Whether it is comparing combat power with Thor who has lost his divine power, or the time scale used to measure Loki, he does not want to be that embarrassing weight and measure at all.