[Comprehensive Anglo-American] Gem Merchant

This small cut is a little too serious, Stark thought, and couldn't help being amused.

Crowley shrugged, and exchanged glances with Aziraphale. The latter still disapproved of his bringing Stark to the temple. The two lowered their voices and choked on each other, thinking that no one was paying attention .

Tony, who was at the center of the topic, raised his eyebrows. Before he came, he had pre-installed sound field filtering and hearing amplification equipment in his ears—the same type as the monitors of S.H.I.E.L.D. The conversation between the two can be heard clearly.

"He has four spinels on his body, and you and I both know that the guy who can make hell watch cannot stay out of the mystery all the time. He will be involved sooner or later. Why not take the credit for nothing!"

Crowley gritted his teeth: "Instead of letting him break in by himself, let's give it a push."

"But he doesn't have any magic circuits on him!"

Aziraphale is very eager: "He is one of the heroes in this world, the key to maintaining peace, you have to let him know that this world is actually far more dangerous than he imagined, and people without magic power even Can't even see which way the gates of the New York Temple are open!"

"There is always a way for him to see it. Sooner or later, being led in by you is also one of the opportunities."

Crowley seemed pointless: "I don't see why you would make such a fuss about something that was meant to happen."

"You're destroying a hero!"

Aziraphale warns: "You can't let a person grow up seeing the dangers of the world."

"If it can be destroyed casually, then it is not a hero."

The golden snake eyes rolled their eyes: "Okay, okay, it won't be too much, this time I will help you write the paperwork for heaven."

"I'm responsible for letting Mr. Stark walk on the path of righteousness and integrity."

The angel vowed: "Come to redeem the damage you caused to this world."

"Sage? Don't dream. It's not like you haven't seen this guy before. Just be a hero. You'd better not ask too much."

"..."

Tony Stark, who had been listening to the conversation between the two, also rolled his eyes fiercely in his heart.It's as if taking him to the temple, a place without WIFI, to see his friends is like destroying the world.

The old monster who has lived for thousands of years may just like to use medieval arias to boast.

……

When Alphonse woke up Yoyo, he saw Tony Stark playing chess with a red cape bored.

"...?"

Even if he is a magician, this scene is a little too magical.During this period of time, he should stay in his own laboratory, or the Stark Industries building. In any case, he should not be in this place where no one is allowed to enter and strong cognitive interference is imposed.

"woke up?"

Brown pupils watched over: "The accommodation conditions here are so bad that even the signal is intermittent."

Alphonse reached out and grabbed a cup of tea out of thin air.

"—Cough, but the quality of life is not bad, you can get what you want, it would be even better if you can tell me the secret key of telekinesis..."

The lake-green eyes stared at Stark and chattered. His magic power is almost exhausted now, and even the magic eye can't support it.

"I mean...they're all saying, you just had a tough fight, the dark dimension, that sounds pretty cool."

Living cloaks, Coke Burger crisps that can be grabbed from the air, and a lot of snacks - Crowley said without a doubt that these are Alphonse's existence here, he can eat whatever he wants - and in the air Raise your hand and draw out the portal, the magicians who shuttle freely.

In the period before Alphonse woke up, he experienced a brand new world—a world that was once strictly guarded and not allowed to be revealed to "ordinary people".

"... Stark?"

The blond businessman still hadn't recovered from his nerves, and he made the most likely guess: "You joined Gu Yi's sect?"

"I asked, and they said I lack the talent to do it."

Tony Stark said nonchalantly: "That's okay, I'm already a genius scientist and a superhero that people love, and I don't need a new label."

"During the time you woke up, he helped repair the lights in several rooms, saying it was a short circuit or something, and he also installed the air conditioner by the way."

Wang walked over with a stack of books in his arms: "I really didn't expect Al, you would make friends with Iron Man."

...I never thought Iron Man could fix the air conditioner, Alphonse thought feebly.This group of people claimed a few weeks ago that even if the air conditioner repairman couldn't find the temple, so the air conditioner had to be broken, it would be good to open the portal to exchange the cold air from the Antarctic, but now they have all been disarmed in front of modern technology.

Modu rolled his eyes, he didn't want to see this outsider who broke into the mysterious world very much, but his opinion was completely ignored, and everyone was very glad that they didn't have to feel the cold wind of minus [-] degrees and the high temperature in summer. heat alternately.

"Give up spiritual practice for pleasure, you are depraved!"

He scolded, but no one answered.

The rich mustache businessman in New York winked at Alphonse triumphantly, as if silently saying, look, everyone loves Iron Man.

Then, the blond-haired store manager also pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, his eyes were like shining emeralds.He looked at Crowley and Aziraphale who were standing aside, and half understood: "This time you changed an excuse to fool your boss?"

"We also want to keep fooling around with gems if we can."

Crowley shrugged his hands helplessly, "But it's clear that the news that a famous arms dealer suddenly changed his career and started selling clean energy and became a hero is even more noticed by hell."

He handed Alphonse a paper report, scribbling on it what he was going to submit to hell, and the blond jeweler beckoned the person to come and see it together, so Tony Stark felt this for the first time up close The nonsense skills displayed by the demon who has thousands of years of fishing experience.

"I have successfully let this national hero understand the mysterious world, and soon he will realize his own weakness, and because of trying to get involved in those forces beyond his control, he will risk himself and seek help from Satan or the dark dimension. "

Stark read according to the report: "In this way, a top human brain and the wealth it grabs will be included in the pocket of hell."

Tony Stark: "..."

He was silent for a while, then glanced up at Crowley and Aziraphale: "Is it okay for you to write so exaggeratedly?"

How could anyone really believe it?

The golden snake-eyed demon bent his index finger and thumb, and made an OK gesture to him, indicating that he was deeply silent and there was no problem.Aziraphale glared at him, and in exchange for the devil's head tilted, Alphonse glanced at Tony Stark who was still in a daze, and began to wonder why he just went to the mirror space to help I did a favor, and when I came back, everything was as unrestrained as a wild horse.

He covered his forehead with a rare sleepiness: "Anyway, I'll be back in the store soon, and your few spinels should have been used up almost, I'll prepare replacements."

Tony Stark nodded: "What else?"

"...I'll ask Aum about the Atlantis concert. Their calendar is different from that on the mainland. I'll let you know in advance when it's about to start."

"anything else?"

Stark folded his arms, still reluctant.

Alphonse thought for a long time, but still couldn't figure out what else he couldn't explain to the other party, and honestly shook his head: "I can't think of anything else that I haven't told you."

"You have too much to explain!"

The businessman with the mustache was full of indignation: "When you do something dangerous, you should at least be notified, right? What kind of place is the dark dimension, what is the temperature, humidity, and oxygen content in the atmosphere? If it’s scattered, at least I can make a protective battle suit for you..."

Alphonse was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously looked at Aziraphale.

Tony Stark was very dissatisfied with the other party's distraction: "Listen to the alchemist, even if you are a well-known savior, we have to ensure that this savior can live in the foreseeable future, right?"

What is the biggest pressure on a hero?It is he who will see the disaster that this world is facing one day, but he will never be able to have a real ticket to this world.

"...I know what the train of thought of hell is."

He asked politely, "Can I see your report to heaven?"

The author has something to say: the whatif that will not appear in the real plot:

Crowley: Soon, while he won't be turning back into the party animal, he'll be a love brain.

Aziraphale: ...?

Stark: ...? ?

I know that there was Stark, the Supreme Mage in the comics, but in my current worldview, he is an ordinary person with no return.