[Death] There are three

?Aizen doesn't know how long he has been here, but it must not have been long.That man asked him to help, he didn't bother.But the man said: "Did you know that there is the ability of San Zanpakuto Swastika?"

Just one sentence shook the man.

"How did you know?"

"Every Zanpakutō of Shinigami is made by a member of Team Zero, who knows all Zanpakuto's abilities. I think you should understand, Aizen."

Aizen really didn't know that You San had the ability to solve the swastika, and he didn't even know that You San had realized the swastika.

Jingle Chunshui said: "If you are willing to help the soul world, and promise to never do anything that endangers the soul world, I will let you out of prison and be with Yousan forever."

"Oh? Are you threatening me?" The man who came out of the darkness was still like a king. "Why do you think I will promise you?"

"Are you willing to let Yousan wait for you for 2 years?"

"Now she has no memory of the past, are you not afraid that others will snatch her away before you?"

"Aizen..." Jingle Chunshui wanted to continue, but he stopped looking at the man in front of him.

"I promise you."

So, take me to find Yusan.

There are three, there are three.

Are you calling me?My name is... Is there three?

What she saw when she opened her eyes was a piece of green. There was the sound of cicadas in her ears, and her vision gradually became clear. It looked like a small forest.

"There are three?" She touched her chest, the vibration under her left chest showed that she was still alive, but why was her mind blank.

As if intuitively, he followed the small path straight forward, and saw a dilapidated scene in front of him. Although the houses were neatly arranged, it was easy to see that they were all dilapidated houses, maybe they leaked when it rained.

The feet are still walking forward as if they are not their own, and the tall tower standing in the center in the distance seems to be a bit dilapidated, what is that?

"Help!" The trousers were grabbed, and a child with blood on his face was tightly clutching his trousers.

"Catch him! Thief kid!" Behind him were two tall men with sticks in their hands.

Blood, yes, blood.Something seemed to come out of her mind, the knife in her hand fell, and the little ghost holding her trouser leg had already been decapitated. Looking at the bright red color of this hand, she smiled.

Grabbing the kid's head, he knocked down the two men who turned around and ran away, "Tell me, do you know me?"

Why add that weird suffix?She doesn't know, she only knows that her name is Yousan, what's her last name?have no idea.

"No, I don't know each other." The heads of the two shook like rattles. They thought they could escape death, but they didn't expect that the woman in front of her pursed her mouth and raised her hands, and there were two fresh lives.

"Let me think about it, let me think about it."

In Yin, District 80, Dongliuhun Street, a murderous lunatic suddenly appeared on a certain day. Everyone he saw died, and everyone panicked for a while.But this was already two years ago, and this lunatic suddenly disappeared at some point, and the entire 80th district was short of beating gongs, drums and setting off firecrackers to express their joy.In the same month, the tavern in District 75, which had been closed for a long time, opened, and the fragrance of the wine, which had been sealed for nearly a hundred years, even spread to Jingling Court.

And Jingle Chunshui also knew at this time that Yousan was still alive. It wasn't until Yuhabach came back with Quincy and captured the Lingwang Palace that he saw Ermeiwu Wangyue that he didn't know about Sanzanpakuto.

The swastika solution of Chishui Zhangbo is rebirth.

At the cost of a randomly selected ability, it will bring the owner back to the beginning of the memory after death, and start again, and there will be no more Zanpakuto in this life.This is also the reason why you can't learn the way of ghosts.

On the day when everything was calm, Aizen finally met the person he was thinking of. From the moment he walked into 'there', he saw her. It was already evening, and she was sitting in a rocking chair like an old man. He was fanning the fan and squinting his eyes halfway, he still had that sloppy attire, the same kind of smile that didn't deserve a punch, and the same Yousan who looked good even when he smiled.

But she said: "Hey~ It's a new face~ Hello, what do you want~ Recently, there is a new sweet-scented osmanthus wine~"

Yes, she forgot, forgot everything.

The man opened his mouth, warm and moist as jade, "A pot of cherry blossoms."

"The customers really can't tell, this is the strongest wine in our store." He entered the room with the copper plate, and nothing seemed to have changed.There are three or there are three, becoming himself.

"During the period when you were locked up, I heard that someone turned the 80th district upside down. It seemed to be her. I went there once, and it was really horrible." Jingle Chunshui sat next to Aizen at some point, The sleeves brushed over the table, and a few small dishes appeared on the table, "After that, I moved back here for some reason. Didn't you ask how fragrant the wine in her cellar was when it was first opened! If it weren't for this wine I don't know that You San is still alive..." His head was pushed into the side dishes that had just been placed on the table, and it turned out that You San came out.

"Yo~ Uncle Jingle, you are here too~" He didn't care about the uncle's embarrassment at all, with a mocking look in his eyes, he put a jar of cherry blossom stuffing on the table, and Yousan bent over after seeing the pink coat. He rolled his eyes, "Uncle Jingle, you look as handsome as ever without the blindfold~"

"Xiaoyou Sanzui is so sweet~ Bring me two jars of sake~" After laughing, he raised his hand to pay.

"Okay~"

"Xiao Yousan, let's sit down together, there are no guests anyway~" Holding a jar of sake in one hand, she raised her eyebrows at the woman who turned around and was about to leave.

"Okay~" Based on the principle: don't miss the free wine, Yousan sat across from Jingle Chunshui, "Is Uncle Jingle also a god of death?" Aizen and Yusan used the wine jug to cover their faces and whispered to Jingle Shunsui like a child, "It doesn't look like you can drink."

"This is..." Jingle Chunshui gave Aizen a wink, and the smart man took the conversation directly, "Hello, Yusan, it's the first time we meet, I'm Aizen Soyousuke, you can call me Xiaoso. Listen The captain of Jingle mentioned you, I'm not the god of death, I'm actually very good at drinking. Can you marry me?" The man looked straight at Yousan with his bright eyes, with a pitiful sense of disobedience.

"Huh?!!!!" ← Looking at the ring that Aizen handed over, Yusan was at a loss.

"Hey! Aizen, don't be so sudden!" ← Jingle Chunshui was worried: "I brought a strange person to my sister, and I won't let me in from now on! I still want to drink!"

"Sorry for being so abrupt, but you will marry me sooner or later." Bringing the ring to the woman's hand, the light of the moon shone on Aizen's body, coating the man with a halo, and took the Put your hand to your lips, "Because your surname should have been Lan Ran."

"You, you..." Because of Aizen's kiss, smoke rose from Yousan's head, and he quickly withdrew his hand, "Get out of here!!!!"

I don't know how many years later, in this place that is both the beginning and the end, the two people recalled it again...

"Three, where else can you go besides me?"

"In your heart."

☆, one hundred questions

?Yao: Hi~ Mina-san~ Long time no see. It’s been a long time. The story of Aizen-sama and Yousan idiot has come to an end, and it’s about to end~ I’m here to post the second half of the [-]-question, I hope everyone I can hold it, oh no, I hope you like it.Because after two years of prison life, Master Aizen started a crazy pursuit mode when he met Yousan. Stalking is his hallmark [laughs] So, let us applaud Lord Aizen and Yousan idiot~ this The guy’s current words have not recovered his memory~ so let’s listen to how Aizen-sama described this guy before.

Lan: Hello everyone [laughs]

Three: Nei, nei, Xiao Zong, what a weird place this is!Hello!What are you looking at!Watch me kill you again!

Yao: Don't point at me like that, bastard!Be careful I write you to death!

Three: Bastard!come!

Yao: My girl is back to the state she was in a long time ago. Mom, I feel sorry for her.

Blue: sa ~ let's start.

Yao: For Master Aizen's sake.

51. Your side は受け攻め[Are you subject or attack]

Blue: [laughs]

Three: What a strange question!We are two different genders!Gender is different!If you ask this question, you should invite Ichimaru boy, he and Soo are official partners.

Yao: Huh? !Is Ichimaru boy alive?

Lan: [press and hold Yousan's teeth and claws] He's not dead yet, he's with Vice Captain Matsumoto.

52. どうしてそう决まったの[Why such a decision]

Lan: I haven't replied to San's question, and I haven't agreed to my marriage proposal so far, so this kind of thing has to go with the flow, but I don't mind if she wants to be on top.

Three: Xiao Zong, you are really easy to talk to.

Lan: Because there are three.

Three: /// Don't say such blushing words!

53.そのStateに満足してる[Is this state satisfied]

Lan: Satisfied, just look at her every day.

Three: Generally speaking, it’s not bad, but it would be even better if you don’t always have to be watched.

Yao: Master Aizen has evolved into an idiot.

54. 初エッチはどこで[Where is the first H]

Blue: 'there'

Three: It's actually... in my tavern... [cover face] I don't want to sleep on that bed anymore, what should I do?

55.その时の感想を[The feeling at that time is]

Blue: I feel like I’ve finally got my name right

Three: I think it will be very painful, because it is written like this in the book, why do I answer questions that I don’t know in a serious way!

56.その时，双手はどんな様子でした[At that time, what was the other party like]

Blue: shy

Three: I heard it was a long time ago, and I can't imagine how this guy looks younger at all.

Blue: Same as now.

57. The morning of the first night, the words of the first leaf は[What is the first thing to say in the morning after that]

Lan: Good morning, what she said was scolding me [laughs]

Three: What are you scolding for?

Lan: [Close to Yousan's ear] Because I accidentally hurt you so much

Three: ///

58.エッチは周に何回くらいする[Do it several times a week]

Lan: [touches chin] In the past, it was three or four times.

Three: I suddenly feel a little sore in my waist...

59. Ideal は Zhou に He Hui [I do it several times a week in the ideal]

Lan: Look at her body.

Three: It's better...farewell, I always feel, it's so strange...I'm not with you yet!

Blue: Always will. 【Large】

Three: ///

60.どんなエッチなの[What kind of H]

Lan: She is happy and so am I.

Three: God knows.

61. 自分が一些感感じるのはどこ[Where do you feel the most]

Blue: waist

Three: neck [blush]

Yao: Actually, Master Aizen only kissed the neck

Three: Shut up!

62. 相手が一次感じているのはどこ[Where is the other party’s most feeling]

Blue: neck and thighs

Three: This guy looks like abstinence. 【refer to】

63.エッチの时の相手を一言で言うと[Use one sentence to describe the other party at the time of H.]

Blue: beautiful and delicious (?)

Three: You have a dark face...

64. エッチははっきり言って好き恶い[I like or hate H]

Lan: If it’s her, I’ll like it

Three: Why is there a sudden craving... I must be sick [blush]

Blue: Go home and try?

Three: No, no, Mr. Aizen, we still... um... why are you kissing me!

Blue: Don't you like it?

Three: You you you you you...

Lan: Do you want to come again? 【laugh】

Three: No, no, no need...

Yao: Oh my god, these two people...you have changed, you are no longer the straightforward girl you used to be, if you like this guy, just go straight to it!

65. Puduan どんなシチュエーションデエッチするの[What is the general position]

Lan: I have tried everything

Three: Oh my god, I used to be so bold and unrestrained... [cover face]

Yao: Indeed

66. やってみたいシチュエーションは (place, time, coschurch, etc.) [what kind of practice do you want to try (place, time, clothing, etc.)]

Lan: [serious] I want to try the bathroom if possible

Three: I don’t want to go anywhere!

67. シャワーはエッチの前前[Is the shower before or after H]

blue: last

Three: I take a shower every day~

Yao: Did I ask you this question? 【look】

……

68. エッチの时の两人の结束ってある[Did the two make an agreement when doing it]

Blue: Promise?Just call her out.

Three: I don't want to know what the agreement is at all.

69. Other than the hands とッチしたことはある[Have you ever done it with someone other than the other party]

blue: no

Three: Probably not...

Yao: Allah, Master Aizen is unexpectedly innocent!

Three: Why don't you praise me!

Yao: Anyway, you don’t even remember. There is no proof. 【stand hands】

70.「心が得られないならbody だけでも」という考えについて.Pros and cons

Blue: agree

Three: Against!

71. Matching hand が 悪者に □ □されてしまいました!どうする [The other party is caught by a bad guy, what to do]

Blue: I won't have that chance

Three: I think the thugs would be more pitiful [Pinch fists]

72.エッチの前と后, より育ずかしいのはどっち[H front and back, which one feels more shy]

blue: no

Three: I think maybe

73. Relatives and friends が "tonight だ け, ji し い か ら" と ッ チ を ask め て き ま し た.どうする[A friend said "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and asked H. What to do]

blue: refuse

Three: Kick it away, besides, those people would never say that.

74. Self-point はエッチがqiaoいと思う[Do you think your skills are good]

Blue: at least she is satisfied

Three: Not good at it!

75. Hand in hand はエッチがqiaoい [the other party]

Blue: okay

Three: I don’t know

76. エッチ中に相手に言ってほしい言叶は [I hope the other party will say something when I do it]

Blue: call my name

Three: My words... If, I mean if, I would rather he said I was here...

Blue: Oh?

77. エッチ中に相手が见せる颜で好きな颜はどんなの[What expression do you like to see the other person’s face most when you are in H]

blue: look at me

Three: He is quite handsome

78. Other than lovers ともエッチしてもいいと思う[Do you think it is okay to H with people other than lovers]

Blue: I don't like it very much

Three: Does that mean you have tried it? 【look】

Blue: Absolutely not.

Three: That's about the same

Yao: You say no, but your body is still very honest~

79.□□とかに喜味はある[Are you interested in things like □□]

Blue: If she agrees

Three: Not at all

80.Suddenly match hand が body を求めてこなくなったらどうする[Suddenly the other party does not seek physical needs, what should I do]

Lan: Then I just ask her

Three: I don't think it will happen...

81. Strong, rape をどう思いますか[How do you feel about passive sex]

Blue: Use violence to obtain your own happiness

Three: It's kind of disgusting

82. エッチチツツライのは何[What is the most difficult thing about H]

Lan: No matter how many times she can't relax

Three: It’s tricky to watch him

83. 今までエッチした地方で一一及スリリングだったのはどこ[Where is the most thrilling H location so far]

Blue: haven't met

Three: I don’t think I would do this kind of thing in a dangerous place

84. 受けの及かららッチに导ったことはある[Did the recipient take the initiative to ask for H]

Lan: [see there are three] yes

Three: I actually... [cover face]

85.その时の攻めの反応は[The reaction of the attacking side at that time]

Blue: very happy

Three: I think so too...

86. 攻めが□□したことはある[has the attacking party had □□]

blue: no

Three: He dare not

87.その时の受けの反応は[What was the reaction of the recipient at that time]

Blue: I think you can go back and try

Three: How dare you!

88.「エッチの相手にするなら」というideal image はある[Is there an ideal "H object"]

Blue: It’s fine if it’s her

Three: ... It's him, it's him!

89. Xiangshou はidealにかなってる [does the other party meet the ideal]

Blue: She always fits

Three: ... so handsome

Yao: So your standard is handsome!

Three: The figure is also good

Yao: Are you two still together? !

Three: ///

90. エッチに small props を う [do you use props when H]

Blue: have considered

Three: I don’t want to try

91. Your side's "はじめて" は佳歳の时[How old was your "first time"]

Lan: At that time, I couldn’t remember the age, but our first time was together [laughs]

Three: It’s probably the same as what he said, I really can’t remember

92.それは今の相手 [Then, is it the other party now]

blue: yes

Three: That's right...

93.どこにろスされるのが一些好き[Where do you like to be kissed most]

blue: neck

Three: Mouth?

94.どこにキスするのが一些好き[Where do I like to kiss most]

Lan: Anywhere, as long as it is her

Three: Forehead

95. エッチ中に相手が一一常喜ぶことは何[What the other party is happiest in H]

Blue: biting ears

Three: I don’t know.

96. エッチの时，何を考えてる[What would you think when H]

Blue: miss her

Three: I don't remember.

97. 一晩に何回くらいやる [do it several times in one night]

Blue: Look at her physical strength

Three: Two...Three times?

98. エッチの时、服は自分で解ぐ解がせてもらう[H, whether the clothes are taken off by themselves or are taken off]

Blue: I usually take it off by myself

Three: I still hope to take it off by myself...

99. Your side にとってエッチととは[What is H to you]

Blue: I love her performance

Three: Men's hobbies

Blue: You used to like it too

Three: It’s okay if you don’t like it now!

Blue: I like it after trying it

Three: ///

100.相手に一言どうぞ.[Please say a word to the other party.]

Lan: Marry me, there are three.

Three: No!

Blue: You will [laughs]

☆, forever and forever

?【Restore memory】

Let’s not mention how long our Lord Aizen has been chasing his wife, until one day, after Master Aizen said his 680th time "Please marry me." "I refuse!"

Surprised man looking at smiling woman in front of him.

"Xiao Xun~ Are you stupid?"

"There are three?"

"Yes~I~yo~" I stretched out my index finger and brushed the broken hair in front of my forehead. "To put it simply, I~want~get up~come~yo~hey?! What are you doing, Xiao Zhan?!"

The man directly picked up Yousan and walked into the house, "Xiao Zong, put me down!"

Her body was thrown onto the soft bed, and she bounced it with strength. The man directly leaned on her and put her earlobe in his mouth, "Do you know how long I endured it? Yes, three,"

For someone who just regained her memory, it was her most exhausting day [laughs]

【marry】

Marriage is actually a very simple matter. If two people have been in love for hundreds of years and then do not get married, the friends around them will not accept it.

The two newlyweds invited their friends to set up wine in 'there', and there was a third who was dressed in white and Wugou, making her even darker...

Wearing decent clothes can't make her serious, one leg is stepped on a thigh-high stool, revealing more than half of her thigh, holding a jar of wine in her hand, "I said Hirako Mako, you really can't do it, look at you You’re blushing, hahahahahaha.” Saying that, he still didn’t forget to take a few sips into his mouth.

"What! Gen Xiao Sanzi, you may be nothing compared to me, but I can drink very much compared to others!" The man who was a little drunk raised his hand in a daze and was about to have three in front of him. □Put it on the outer thigh, and was stopped halfway.

"Captain Hirako, you've had too much to drink." Aizen held Hirako Mako's wrist with one hand, and wrapped his wife's waist backwards with the other hand, clasping it tightly in his arms.

Mako Hirako, who was caught by the wrist, woke up a little bit and saw the person in front of him clearly, "Ah, it's Aizan. Congratulations, I finally married the third son." He raised the wine jar in his hand.

"Thank you." He took the wine jar in Yousan's hand and clinked glasses with him, with an unshakable smile on his face.

The waist was tightly clasped and he couldn't move, Yousan twisted his body uncomfortably, "Xiao Zun, you are so reserved, don't you just want to drink some wine."

"Don't move around." The man who drank a lot became a little hot because of the restless people around him, frowned slightly, and leaned into her ear and whispered, "Otherwise, I'm not sure if I will be here Shame on you, Yusan." He stretched out his tongue and swept it lightly.

"Xiao Xun is still like this." He raised his arms and wrapped them around Lan Ran's neck. The man didn't care about being surprised, so he heard the voice of the woman next to his ear raised a little, "Comrade... —! Now is the time for the bride to kiss the groom——yo——!” Then the surroundings turned pink.

"Ah! Xiao Zun is shy!"

So in the end who is marrying whom!

【Valentine's Day】

This year's Valentine's Day, the blue three couples spent time in the hospital. It's a long story.

Aizen has been thinking about what gift to give his wife a week before Valentine's Day.The two of them have been together for so long, and they are truly old couples, but... what should I do if this guy's temper is getting bigger and bigger now.Never found out before!

This time I came to the real world and it was considered a honeymoon, but the man pushing the cart in the supermarket looked at his wife who was sneaking around and didn't know what she was doing, and always felt that he wanted to hit someone.

"Three? What are you doing...?"

"Scared me, it turned out to be Xiao Xun." Yousan patted his chest, and the chocolate box in his hand was taken away when he was negligent.

"..." Pulled out the chocolate box in Yousan's hand, opened the lid, and inside was a note——sorry, I still can't forget him, let's break up.

"There are three, can you explain?" He looked at the woman in front of him with a smile.

"Forehead……"

"Yousan is still a child at heart." He clenched the note in his fist and "take out all the notes you put in."

"Xiao Xun, I'm just kidding~" He scratched his cheek resentfully, not daring to look into the man's eyes.

"Then we'll buy all these chocolates back."

"Hey! Why are you like this?" In the end, the woman pulled out all the slips of paper stuffed in dejectedly, "Xiao Xun is the most boring!"

Why are you angry again?Aizen had a headache.But when he watched the person in front suddenly fall down, he was still out of control.

"Congratulations sir, you are going to be a father."

you are going to be a father

going to be a father

daddy

daddy

了

……

Wait, I seem to have heard something incredible just now? !

[Aizen... what? 】

It's been a month since Valentine's Day, and Yousan's belly is now like a basketball stuffed inside, or a little bigger, after all, pregnant women are still very magical.

"Aren't you two going to name the child?" Asido, who came to visit, saw that the two of them had no joy of being parents at all. The one who brewed wine, the one who fetched water, this grandpa had a bit of a headache , why not act according to the script?

"Ah, let's get up again at that time. If it's too bad, let him grow up and get up on his own." The irresponsible mother spoke first, and took a sip of wine into her mouth.

"Pregnant women can't drink, bastard!" The red-haired uncle snatched the wine bottle, and the refreshing aroma made him take a sip unconsciously. There are three, don't let people worry about it, Aizen, you also come to take care of your wife!"

"It's okay, there are three to measure." The man who laughed so hard that people's backs were chilled appeared behind Asido

"Hey! It's terrible."

"As for the name of Asido, please choose one, or should it be called Asido?" I don't want a child at all, what should I do if I don't like myself and I don't like it, and I have taken my wife!Children are indeed the most evil creatures in this world!

"Don't try to take advantage of me in this kind of thing!" A chestnut hit Aizen's head, and the man still maintained a decent smile.

"Oh! Xiao Zun's stomach hurts!"

"Drink more hot water."

A bloody hand stretched out from Asido's back and grabbed his face. Compared with the real father of the child, Asido was more like a father, with a distorted face shouting "Drink your sister!" Hot water! She is about to give birth! Hurry up and call Captain Unohana!"

"Really, Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here." The man who supported Yousan bent down and hugged his distressed wife, frowning in distress, "Captain Uzhihua, please."

However, the two elders were kicked out of the room. They looked at each other, and they didn't know what to say. They knew about the birth of this unnamed child.

"Ah, I finally gave birth." ← Asido wiped his sweat

"There are three?!" ← Aizen frowning

So children are the most annoying thing!

【last of the last】

"Father, is that how I got my name?" The little boy had short black hair, dark brown eyes, and a gentle smile on his face, very much like his father.

"Yes, Asi, asi is a polite term in a certain country, you have to understand your mother's good intentions." The gentle man patted his son's head and smiled darkly.

I hope that our Aizen West elementary school students will never know what the word Asi Bar means.

"Xiao Zong, what are you talking to the little bastard again?"

"Nothing, just something interesting."

The author has something to say:

Happy Valentine's Day, this article will end on Spring Festival, and the full text will end on Valentine's Day, so it's kind of stuck.

Dear readers, we are destined to see you again.