[Zhongyingmei] The cubs I raised as aliens eventually became superheroes

Mycroft Holmes sat beside Emily and picked up the black tea made by Afu. He stroked Emily's tail on his lap and carefully studied the structure of the alien tail.

What Mycroft can be sure of is that Emily's tail is extremely hard, even the sharpest weapon known to mankind is not as good as her.

A miraculous existence like Emily looks like the most beautiful product in the universe to Mycroft, the form he carefully studied when sharing the bed with Emily.

Emily's head has the same huge black armor. The armor is so hard that weapons can't penetrate it. Under the armor is a hidden golden pupil. In Emily's own words, this is after she devoured the core of the universe. symbol.

In addition to the pupils, Emily also has a very soft tongue. Mycroft once pulled Emily's tongue to study it. Her tongue is a bit like a cold-blooded animal. It is long and thin. Like some kind of reproductive organ, Mycroft guesses that this should be related to the fact that the alien is a very pure creature.

Except for the head, there is no skin or flesh on Emily's body. In McCoff's view, the black skeleton makes Emily completely out of the low-level creatures. No blood and flesh means that Emily is in battle. No pain from being scratched.

At the same time, Mycroft likes Emily's strong arms very much, and another pair of arms hidden in the abdomen.

Mycroft has never seen a creature with four arms. Before falling asleep, he likes to take a close look at Emily's black arm, which is rarely shown. He has to admit that the universe really puts the best of everything All focused on Emily.

Mycroft "sings" every inch of Emily, a boy from England who finally shows his love for something.

"According to the theory of biological evolution, aliens should be the development direction of human beings after tens of thousands of years." Mycroft, who is referred to as the encyclopedia, expressed his opinion. He felt Emily's tail move slightly. Emily, who didn't express anything on the Internet, liked what he said very much.

In McCoff's view, Emily is very easy to read, very pure, obviously looks like a human being, but has no complicated human thoughts, every thought of Emily can be seen through by McCoff, she is like It is as clean as a blank sheet of paper.

According to Emily herself, she has been on earth for more than 50 years, and she has lived most of human life, but Emily still looks like she has just come into contact with human beings, and she doesn't understand human feelings, human means and human beings. complicated.

Putting down the book on aliens compiled by Charles Xavier, the second reserve food reserve, McCoff proactively asked a question, "Aren't you afraid that I will lie to you?"

Emily showed a puzzled expression. She didn't understand why McCoff said that. Eight-year-old McCoff knew that Emily didn't understand what he meant. He shook his head and answered Emily very patiently. , If Mrs. Holmes saw this scene, she would definitely exclaim to God. You must know that McCoff is a person who dislikes IQ very much and cannot stand by his side. Even his little brother Sherlock has not enjoyed the patient treatment of McCoff.

If Sherlock still didn't understand something after McCaw said it, McCaw would definitely laugh at him as the stupidest goldfish.

But in the face of the different Emily, the eight-year-old Mycroft finally had some human appearance, and he patiently answered Emily, "Maybe every word I say is deceiving you, you Knowing human lies will never be shown."

Emily stretched out her hand and put her palm on Mycroft's heart. She shook her head and said with a smile, "I'm not worried, because I can easily see what you're thinking."

McCoff laughed, indeed this is a very good way, and it is indeed suitable for the lazy Emily.

This is already the No. 15 days when McCoff was with Emily. McCoff accidentally blended into the atmosphere of the Alien family. Except for the pranks of Tony and Bruce who "can't get on the stage", McCoff is here Did not encounter any rejection.

McCoff ignored the middle finger that Tony, who was running, gestured towards. Although the eight-year-old McCoff was not satisfied with his slightly fat weight, he calculated that when puberty began, according to the increase in his growth hormone, his weight would increase. It will come down easily.

Therefore, Mycroft judged that he did not need professional training and weight loss. Stillness and small snacks were suitable for his current state.

"As a strong person in the universe, Emily doesn't even have the slightest ambition."

Mycroft used declarative sentences, not to mention the Alien Legion behind Emily and her undercover agent in S.H.I.E.L.D. In McCoff’s view, Emily’s job as a shopkeeper was just a temporary one for a certain purpose. Rise, none of these are wishes that Emily really wants to fulfill.

"Of course I have a wish. I want to develop the entire earth into my food reserve base."

Emily retorted to McCoff, she wouldn't admit that she didn't have any ambitions.

The corner of Mycroft's mouth twitched unconsciously. It seems that what has not been realized in 50 years is not ambition, so make a wish!But Mycroft thought that after all, people have a long lifespan, and they have a reason.

After the exercise, Bruce and Tony threw themselves into Emily's arms from left to right. Emily, who looked delicate but powerful, easily resisted the "attack" of the two cubs.

Tony hugged Emily and rubbed against him as a coquettish act. He turned his head and looked at McCoff who was eating a small dessert and smiled, "Mr. Holmes thinks he likes some kind of chubby animal very much, otherwise he wouldn't Move horizontally."

Tony was laughing at Mycroft's weight in an open and honest manner, only weight can arouse McCoff's fighting spirit, he gracefully put down the cup of black tea and wiped the corners of his mouth, "Mr. It's a shame it failed, experiments like Mr Stark's did when I was five years old."

Mycroft, who fought back, spoke in a leisurely manner, and his arrogant tone seemed to be mocking.

"Oh, by the way, if I'm growing horizontally, Mr. Stark doesn't seem to have grown taller for a long time."

Now they are located in Emily's building in New York. There is a wall in the building to measure Tony and Bruce. McCoff has observed Tony's growth rate, which is much slower than Bruce's, so his height is like that of Mike. Kauf, like weight, was a sore point for Tony.

Tony looked at McCoff with a half-smile, and then gestured for Bruce to help with his eyes. Obviously, he couldn't handle the cheeky and posturing McCoff by himself, so he needed backup. .

Mycroft noticed Tony's small movements, and he continued to smile and said without any ups and downs, "Mr. Stark seems to like to call for foreign aid every time he can't argue."

McCoff mocked Tony's stupid mouth in a disguised form, and Bruce, who was affected, pretended not to see anything, hugged Emily's neck without speaking, and quietly watched the two "big guys" fighting wits and courage.

Bruce I'm Little Transparent Wayne: I don't know anything, I don't understand anything.

Mycroft gave the final blow of the day as Tony began to grind his teeth.

"If you go to England, I think Xiali will like you very much. After all, you are all human beings with a slightly higher IQ than goldfish." Mycroft gracefully compared a little bit with his hands.

Tony·I have heard you complain about Sherlock's stupidity·I promise not to kill you·Stark:~&$&...&! ! !Roll up your sleeves

Yes, Emily decided to visit the headquarters of food reserves in person because of McCoff’s transfer. She was very much looking forward to picking up more food reserves like McCoff. You must know that McCoff has already It is about to replace James Barnes, the world's number one food reserve.

Emily would not refuse such a reserve of grain if it was available by the dozen.

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Tony lay on his little bed and began to think about how to fight wits and courage with McCoff. He was already jealous. You must know that after McCoff became Emily's reserve food, Emily used it to fight with the reserve food. Sharing the same bed, for the reason that Tony seemed very "powerful", he and Bruce were packed and sent to the bedroom that had been decorated long ago.

Tony protested this many times, but Emily thought it was time for ten-year-old Tony and eight-year-old Bruce to fall asleep alone. They were taking care of their parents before they died and lacked due care. Emily approved them to sleep in the own bedroom.

You must know that even Charles, who is the most clingy, slept with her in a separate room when he was younger, so Emily, who has food reserves, thinks this is a good opportunity.

Tony was thinking about something, Bruce climbed onto Tony's bed and lay down next to him, and saw little Bruce shaking his legs and said to Tony with concern, "Can the two of us together defeat McCoff?"

Bruce had seen McCoff's ability, and had to admit that McCoff's insight was terrifying. With his brain spinning all the time, all their pranks became invisible in front of McCoff.

Bruce · is always counter-killed · Wayne is not because we are too stupid, but because the enemy is too powerful.

Declining before the battle, Tony patted Bruce on the forehead, "How can you uplift others' morale and destroy your own prestige at this time? We two together, if we can't fight a Mycroft Holmes, we will be ashamed Become Emily's cub."

Bruce has always followed Tony's lead, hearing Bruce's words, Bruce faltered twice, "But...what if?"

Tony clenched his fist and made a cheering gesture, "If you don't succeed, you will succeed."

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Emily, who was going to kiss Bruce and Tony goodnight, covered her stomach and laughed so hard on the bed that she couldn't help herself. Mycroft, who was flipping through a book instead, put the book on his lap. He remembered their downstairs It was Bruce and Tony's room. Emily saw something interesting and laughed like this.

The laughing Emily raised her head and glanced at Mycroft. With just one glance, McCoff understood what Emily was laughing at. He raised his eyebrows and showed an arrogant expression, "So they are counting on me? A New prank."

Emily nodded, and she showed a bright smile, "So what are you going to do, my dear Grain Reserve McCoff?"

Mycroft smirked, and he closed the book in his hand with a snap. He needed to think about what exactly Bruce and Tony had in mind to play a prank. Does he need to release water for the food status?

"Mummy once said that ordinary people sometimes like to pretend to be stupid. Although I don't know how to do it, I can learn from it."

McCoff took the initiative to extend his arm to Emily. Emily swallowed her saliva while playing with the palm of the food reserve. She was thinking about whether she could really eat McCoff after 30 years of feeding.

but……

Mycroft rubbed his chin, it was not Sherlock Holmes to release the water easily, he always wanted to see if there was anything worth challenging about Bruce and Tony's prank.

Mycroft yawned. He felt a little sleepy. He straightened his pillow and said to Emily, "Good night, Emily."

Emily was lying next to McCoff with her hands under her chin. She thought McCoff was really interesting. He was obviously a snooze. In order to maintain his image of a British gentleman, he insisted on going to bed early and getting up early every day, although the result was not very good. ideal.

After McCoff's breathing stabilized, Emily put her hands on McCoff's chest. She needed to understand the composition of McCoff's family before heading to England.

Mycroft's memory is very interesting. The scenes in his memory are too clear. Everything he has experienced and even the people he has met are extremely clear.But the strange thing is that Mycroft will blur the unimportant people he has met, so the only ones with clear faces in his memory are the Holmes family.

Mrs. Holmes is as gentle and intelligent as every lady Emily has met. Holmes seems to have a very important position in Mycroft's memory, followed by Mr. Holmes, who seems a bit inconspicuous and lifts Mrs. Holmes to the sky. .

After the two elders, there are two children in Mycroft's memory, a boy and a girl. The boy's age obviously looks older, but in McCoff's memory, he is always holding a toy Bear, instead, is like the younger brother of McCoff and the mature-looking girl.

The youngest little princess of the Holmes family looks very interesting. Emily, who has been integrated into McCoff's memory, squatted down and stared at the girl's eyes. She should be the one who resembles McCoff the most. Human, there is no human expression in the eyes, the same arrogance but also the same intelligence.

From the memory of Mycroft, he has a special love for his family, even if he would laugh at his younger brother named Sherlock as a goldfish, but he still loves Sherlock in his own way.

Emily broke free from her memory, she tilted her head and narrowed her eyes, "Human beings are so interesting."

Even though Mycroft doesn't seem to have the complex emotions of ordinary humans, he still has a softness that belongs to humans in his heart, so Emily feels that humans are a very interesting creature.

Emily stretched out her hand to describe the appearance of McCoff. She had already seen a part of McCoff's future. The future McCoff was handsome and became a leader sitting in a high position.

"But where did the habit of holding a black umbrella all the time come from?" Emily muttered before falling asleep.

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Tony's prank has been completed, and Bruce has some concerns about Tony's plan, whether they are going too far.

Tony put his hands on his hips, and he educated his "reserve food" Bruce Wayne, "No, no, no, the ordinary way of treating the big devil like McCauf is absolutely not acceptable, we must use even It can be done in a way that McCoff can't even guess."

Bruce hesitated for two seconds and nodded. Well, the prank between him and Tony didn’t seem to be a big problem except that it was a little unbelievable and a little scary. It’s like the terrible big devil that Tony said about Mycroft. How could it be possible? Can be easily intimidated.

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During the fighting between the cubs and the food reserves, Emily saw Tony's imagination again. She poked Afu's arm and said in a low voice, "I didn't expect Tony and Bruce to think of hypnotizing McCoff. .”

Alfred also twitched the corner of his mouth. He obviously saw the eyelids of the "hypnotized" Mycroft move. Obviously, this eight-year-old boy who couldn't understand what he was thinking every day was pretending to be dizzy. .

The only poor ones are Tony and Bruce. The two little guys didn't see McCoff's small movements. The two cubs who planned a series of big moves are discussing how to transport McCoff to the designated location without anyone noticing. .

Seeing Tony make a gesture to Bruce, the very obedient Brucey baby ran out of the hall, looked at the silent elevator and turned around and gave Tony an ok gesture.

Tony beckoned to Baby Brucey, and then he saw two alien cubs who were "in collusion", one holding Mycroft's hand and the other dragging his feet, and successfully transported him into the elevator.

Bruce looked at the hypnotized Mycroft and asked softly, "Brother Tony, won't McCoff wake up?"

The very narcissistic Tony patted himself on the chest, "Don't worry about my technique, I have read the hypnosis book three times!"

Hearing what Tony said, Bruce was completely relieved. He is the person who knows Tony best besides Emily and Aff. His brother Tony can learn anything by reading it once, and reading it three times means he Really serious.

Mycroft, who pretended to be hypnotized, was embarrassed.

Tony weighed McCoff in his hand, "Don't look at McCoff looking fat, it turns out that he really has some weight!"

Mycroft, what is your twist, Sherlock Holmes? ? ? ? ? ?

Emily, who was also hidden in the elevator, snickered. He clearly saw the corner of McCoff's mouth twitching. It was obvious that Tony's words had completely hurt the little fatty McCoff's self-esteem.

In order to prank Mykoff, Tony completely created a virtual scene. After Tony and Bruce lightly put Mykoff on the ground, after checking that the equipment in the room was safe, the two little devils quickly turned and left.

"Mycroft Holmes, you will wake up after hearing the countdown to five, your memory stuck after the plane crash..."

Bruce's clear voice sounded to cooperate with Tony, "Five, four, three, two, one..."

The very cooperative Mycroft pretended to wake up from hypnosis. He sat motionless as if he was thinking about something, while Tony and Bruce, who watched McCoff through the monitor, looked at each other. It was obvious that McCoff's reaction was Not what they expected.

Sitting on the ground with a serious face, Mycroft was actually thinking about what kind of reaction he should show. He quickly flipped through his memory and found some similar backgrounds in the depths of his memory.

"Excuse me... is there anyone?"

Tony and Bruce, who were waiting left and right, finally waited until McCoff spoke, which also marked the second step of Tony's prank.

The phone next to Mycroft suddenly rang. Mycroft hesitated for two seconds when he heard the ringing, and then slowly picked up the phone. His state was very much in line with the appearance of a human being when he encountered something he couldn't understand.

"Hey……"

After picking up the phone, Mycroft said hello. Tony and Bruce on the other side almost laughed out loud. Tony let out a breath before saying in a changed voice, "Welcome to the Twilight Zone..."

Mycroft: ...What kind of middle school name is this? !

Emily sat in the corner and hooked the corner of Mycroft's clothes with her tail. Mycroft raised his eyebrows and immediately realized that there was a theatergoer at the scene, so he heard McCoff say in a non-fluctuating voice, "So... ...so I'm dead?"

Mycroft is not an excellent acting school, his words revealed fear and fear, but his mood and expression did not change at all.When Mycroft found out that Tony and Bruce hadn't discovered his disguise, he continued to coax the two alien cubs who had worked so hard to create a "stage play".

Tony and Bruce thought they were successful. Mycroft was already intimidated by the name Twilight Zone and what he had "experienced". Tony rubbed his hands and continued to coax McCoff into believing that there was still a chance of a reversal. .

"Now you're looking for clues. If you can figure out why the plane crashed, maybe you can reverse the future."

Mycroft slowly drew something on the ground with his hands, and he started the decryption game according to Tony's instructions.

I have to admit that Tony's IQ is higher than that of goldfish. He combined all the secret room games he could find, and then added his own elements, such as new high-tech.

So Mycroft used his brain a little bit, and these puzzles are probably the only interesting places.

...

Emily, who doesn't like deciphering, yawned. She saw McCauf showing a faint smile when she saw the last puzzle, but then he was having a bit of fun and forgot his original purpose. Something he said came out with a wrong answer.

Tony's eyes widened. He knew that McCoff could not answer all the questions correctly, so after answering the final questions, McCoff deduced that the accident he "experienced" was definitely done by the pilot.

"Ding dong ding dong, the answer is wrong! You will be trapped in the Yin-Yang Demon Realm forever..."

The only light completely disappeared, and the dummy that fell into the corner slowly stood up and moved towards Megoff...

"It's you, it's you, it's you..."

"No——" Mycroft let out a "desperate" "shout".

Emily, who was crouching in the corner, swore she heard the laughter of the two cubs?

Facing the expressionless Mycroft, who was out of sight of the monitor, Holmes rolled his eyes very unkindly.

Mycroft It's Trouble Acting Sherlock Holmes: Two Goldfish Fools.