Tang Yifei's Repayment Trip [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 244 I engage in feudal superstition in the world of martial arts 2

Palace Mistress Tianmei wanted to show her affection again, but was interrupted by Ertong.

"You two are not finished, Xie Xiaofeng, your son asked me to call you home to make soy sauce, don't dawdle, come with me."

Xie Xiaofeng: "Girl, don't you care about your dog?"

Tang Yifei enjoyed watching the play, and laughed loudly: "As expected of Excalibur Invincible Xie Sanshao. You can see the priority. It's just that the cannibal has a short mouth, and it ate other people's ribs, so naturally it has to be sorry for the poor man. I have found a father I have never met before. Xie Sanshao should come with us for a while."

Xie Xiaofeng: "You are talking nonsense, where is my son, Xie Xiaofeng?"

Tang Yifei: "Master Xie still wants to deny it? Don't tell me you've never been close to a woman. Did you use contraceptive measures, or did you infuse those women with contraceptive decoction afterwards?"

Xie Xiaofeng was at a loss for words, he had been unrestrained all his life, and he had had relationships with countless women.But would they bear his child?This is impossible, everyone knows each other well, what kind of people each other is, how can there be a woman who has no name and no division to give birth to him?

Taking advantage of his absence, Er Tong rushed forward again and bit his veins.

Xie Xiaofeng's sword fell to the ground.

Palace Master Tianmei's expression was astonished, as if she wanted to step forward to save someone, but also as if she was about to run away.

Tang Yifei ignored her, picked up Xie Sanshao's collar, picked up the sword, and said to Ertong: "Let's go, give Xiaodi a gift, eat his pork ribs, and give him a father." , this should be enough."

Just like that, the two left the magic palace and returned to the manor where Murong Qiudi lived under the dazed and fearful expression of Palace Master Tianmei.

Ertong: "Xiao Di, I brought your father back to you, and have him play with you, have fun!"

Xiao Di was still lying on the ground playing Transformers, and raised his head after hearing this: "Uncle Dog, is he my father?"

Er Tong: "Call me Uncle Tong, I have to ask your mother this question."

Xiao Di: "Okay, Second Uncle."

This unlucky boy is obviously very smart.

He made Ertong so angry that he walked around it several times, pretending to bite, but he didn't want to really bite.

Murong Qiudi: "Third brother, you, are you okay?" She never thought that these two monsters could do things so quickly, and that the third young master of Excalibur Villa, the unrivaled sword god in the martial arts, would be like this! They were caught back.

Xie Xiaofeng also belonged to Mengbi, just now he was still in the Yaohu Demon Palace in Nanchang, Jiangxi, and after a while, he went to the other courtyard of Murong's family in Jiangnan?

He stared blankly at the big dog chasing and playing with a young child, and then at his master, seeing that Tang Yifei had no intention of explaining.

In the end, he turned his eyes to Murong Qiudi and Xiaodi: "Qiudi, this is our child! He has grown so big."

Murong Qiudi nodded: "Third brother, you are finally back. I have been waiting for you for so many years, where have you been?"

Xie Xiaofeng was a little embarrassed. He thought that the relationship between him and Murong Qiudi was already in the past. He never thought that she would give birth to a son for him, and he had to wait for many years.

The Murong family despises Murong Qiudi for embarrassing the family, so naturally they will not spread this matter to the outside world.Master Murong originally wanted to send this child out and keep him outside.But Murong Qiudi couldn't bear to part with his young son, so he had to live outside with him.

In fact, as long as Xie Xiaofeng still has a heart, put it on Murong Qiudi.He can find out what kind of life Murong Qiudi has been living since he left him behind.Faced with such a difficult situation, she naturally knew that she gave birth to a son for him.Even if he came back secretly and took a look, he would have already known about Xiaodi's existence.

However, in Xie Xiaofeng's heart, he and Murong Qiudi had separated long ago, and as for the seven-year agreement, it was only time for her to forget about him.He had long forgotten about this relationship, and naturally he would no longer pay attention to this woman who was snatched back from the wedding scene by him and who loved him and waited for him wholeheartedly.

Xiaodi's milky voice woke them up: "Mother, is this Daddy?"

Murong Qiudi's tears finally fell down: "Xiaodi, quickly call daddy, this is your daddy!"

Xiaodi: "Daddy, I miss you so much. Everyone has a daddy, but I don't have a daddy. They don't play with Xiaodi. Xiaodi finally has a daddy."

Xie Xiaofeng held the child in his arms, patted him on the back, and comforted him: "Good boy, Dad fought a battle with the leader of the Demon Cult a few years ago, and he was injured a little bit, which made you suffer."

Speaking of this, he suddenly paused, looked at the dog and his owner, only to find that one person and one dog had long since disappeared.

In fact, he just wanted to take a look at it and left quietly, but this child really resembles him too much.The moment he saw the child, his heart softened.

"Qiu Di, what is their origin?"

Murong Qiudi smiled gently: "I don't know their origins, but they are really kind to Xiaodi, and they don't want him to suffer a little bit. That talking dog fairy even carried Xiaodi on his back to play with him. You see, this is a gift from Miss Tang. This toy called "Transformers" can really change shape. It can walk when it is in the shape of a human, and it can gallop when it is in the shape of a car. Flying in the sky."

Murong Qiudi babbled a lot, but they just met each other for a day and had a meal together.In her mouth, it seemed like an irreversible friend.

She happily nestled in Xie Xiaofeng's arms: "Third brother, Xiaodi said that he missed his father, so they said to help Xiaodi find his father. I thought they were comforting our mother and son. Unexpectedly, they really gave third brother to him." Bring it back, third brother, is your injury healed?"

Xie Xiaofeng: "There is no serious problem, you mother and child have suffered a lot these years."

Murong Qiudi: "We mother and son will not feel bitter if we can wait until you come back. Third brother, when will we get married?"

Xie Xiaofeng's hand stroking Murong Qiudi's hair paused.

Murong Qiudi raised his head to look at him: "You, do you want to go?"

Xie Xiaofeng looked into the distance, that innocent child.In the end, he couldn't bear to refuse: "I won't go."

……

Tang Yifei and Ertong had already quietly withdrawn.

One person and one dog wandered around the rivers and lakes. Because of the existence of Er Tong, an unreliable dog, Tang Yifei was often surrounded by people and chased and beaten as monsters.

Not long after, there was news of the marriage between Shenjian Villa and the Murong family.

The third young master of Shenjian Villa married the eldest daughter of the Murong family with Fengzi.Those beauties who had had a relationship with Xie Xiaofeng for a few nights were more or less moved.

It's just that because of the status of the Murong family and Shenjian Villa, they dare not make any big moves.

On the contrary, Tang Yifei and her dog not only became famous in the Jianghu, but also became famous in the heart of the emperor. Even ordinary people are also grateful for their kindness.

It's just that the person they are grateful for is Erlang Shen, not Tang Yifei.

The reason for this incident is that they were passing through Shandong, and they were catching up with a severe drought, with thousands of miles of barren land, and without a drop of rain, even the Yellow River was about to stop flowing.

The people were displaced, and more and more people were fleeing. It was about to form a wave of refugees, which would lead to riots or plagues.

Er Tong sighed: "It's hard to be a dog, but even harder to be a human being. God's heart is too hard. It's time for rain."

He hadn't had a good meal for ten days, and he was starving to death.

His words were heard by the fleeing people nearby, and instead of being treated as a monster and shouted and killed as usual, they were regarded as a god by those people.

They knelt on the ground and begged the gods to pray for rain for them. They decided that Ertong was the Xiaotian dog under the seat of Erlang.

Perhaps, when a person is in despair, a straw can also be seen as a life-saving ladder.What's more, this is a talking dog, and it still speaks quite reasonable words.

Tang Yifei and Er Tong, who had been fleeing like this, knelt in the middle.

This time, instead of turning and running, they stayed.Casting spells to rain for the local people, the heavy rain lasted for a full day and night, which completely relieved the local drought.

Those common people knelt there and shouted loudly: "Erlang Shenjun has manifested his holiness, Xiaotian Dog has appeared in this world."

Tang Yifei touched her nose in embarrassment: "No, you misunderstood, I am not Erlang Shen, and my family's Ertong is not Xiaotiangou."

It's a pity that no one took her words as truth, only that she descended to earth privately, afraid of being caught by the Jade Emperor in the sky.

They spontaneously built temples for Tang Yifei (Erlang God) and Ertong (Xiaotian Dog). In a few days, there were more than a thousand Erlang Temples in Shandong, large and small.

They all said that Tang Yifei was the God Erlang who came down to earth. In order not to let the Jade Emperor in the sky know, she changed into a woman's dress and called Xiaotiangou Ertong.

Listen to the name, there is nothing wrong with Erlang God's dog called Ertong.

As for Tang Yifei's name, they couldn't tell why.When it was only said that it was Erlang Shen who descended to the realm, he figured out that this name was the least likely to reveal his identity, so he took such a name.

This is the story of Tang Yifei and Ertong descending to the lower realm, saving the world from water and fire.

Tang Yifei gave up and beat the dog's head: "It's all your fault, you made this happen, exposed your identity, and turned into a sky-screaming dog."

Ertong said innocently: "You gave me this name, so you can't blame me."

Tang Yifei: "Hey, in the future, I will be Erlang Shenjun in this world. There is another legend about Erlang Shenjun, who wears women's clothing in the lower world and brings a dog to save the world. Tell me, should we tell Erlang Shen the good news? .”

Er Tong's eyes lit up: "Okay, it's best to invite him here and let him see how much power of faith we have received from him."

Tang Yifei: "Let's forget it. I guess Erlang Shenjun must be unhappy. He is likely to aim his three-pointed two-edged knife at your head."

Er Tong: "Why me again?"

Tang Yifei: "He can't beat me."

Er Tong: "Then don't tell him."

If you don't tell him, will he really not know?

Although most of the power of faith went to Tang Yifei, Erlangshen still received the instant delivery.

He rushed to this world in a hurry, after a little investigation, he understood the ins and outs of the matter, and found Tang Yifei.

Tang Yifei: "You came quite quickly."

Erlangshen and his Xiaotian dog stood opposite Tang Yifei and Er Tong.Both of them have a dog. Fortunately, one is all black and the other is not all white. Otherwise, they may be misrepresented as the best CP.

"Yang Jian has met Miss Tang and Ertong Xianjun."

Tang Yifei: "You know what you're being polite about. I didn't want to either. I explained it, but these people didn't listen, and they insisted that I was the Erlang God who came down to earth."

God Erlang cupped his fists in salute: "Thank you Miss Tang, Immortal Ertong."

Er Tonggou's face was about to freeze from laughter, and he nodded slightly reservedly.

He is very happy, wagging his dog's tail, he is a fairy, even if he becomes a dog, he is still a dog fairy.

Tang Yifei looked amused: "Well, since they misunderstood, let's do it like this. In the future, there will be natural disasters in this land, and there will be places that I can't take care of. You can also help them."

Erlang Shen nodded in response, and with their power of faith, he would naturally pay more attention to the situation here.

He left his divine thoughts and placed them on the statues in the temple, bid farewell to Tang Yifei, and returned directly to his own world.

Tang Yifei sighed, "Shen Erlang, he is really a responsible and good fairy."

Er Tong nodded in agreement: "He is a good god."

One person and one dog continued to wander, this time, no one dared to treat them as monsters when they went out again.

The news that Erlang Shenjun came down to earth with the Xiaotian dog has spread all over the world, even the emperor knows about it. As for whether he believes it or not, no one knows.

People in Jianghu naturally heard the news.Those who used to want to pour blood on them and threaten to set fire to them all changed their words silently.For fear of being known by other people, saying that they have blind eyes and see people inferior.

This journey can be said to be smooth and smooth. Wherever you go, you can almost eat the most delicious local food and receive the warmest hospitality.

However, the good times didn't last long, and many women appeared in the rivers and lakes, walking the rivers and lakes with a dog.They didn't say they were Tang Yifei, and they didn't dare to pretend to be Erlang God. They just stood there, and no one dared to provoke them in a few books. Who would know if this was a real god or a false god.

Tang Yifei encountered this situation three or four times, and a hearty heroine came to greet her: "Sister, you are the most similar couple I have ever seen. Where did you come from?" It is exactly the same as the legendary Ertong. I spent a lot of money to buy such a dog. Can my sister sell it to me!"

Tang Yifei touched her nose, it was really Li Kui who met Li Gui, she was going to have a good laugh and then passed.

But Er Tong was unwilling, so many people pretended to be him, which made him feel good, but at the same time, he was also a little bit unhappy.

"Little girl, you can just dress up, can you make your dog more handsome, look at me, look at my face, how handsome, handsome, and charming, look again He is a weak dog."

The heroine's scream almost knocked off the roof of the restaurant: "I have seen a real god. Erlang God Tang Yifei is here."

It's a pity that when those people all looked over, Tang Yifei had long since disappeared, and the Ertong was still showing off. When he turned around, he found that Tang Yifei was gone, so he could only leave resentfully.

Although the people in the restaurant didn't see Erlang Shenjun Tang Yifei, at least they saw the Xiaotian dog manifest.

"Did you see, the Xiaotian dog disappeared in an instant. I saw the real gods, and they even talked to me, hahaha."

Tang Yifei pressed Ertong's dog's head and rubbed it for a while: "You can't bear it, your favorite big stick bone will be on the table soon, what are you showing off, there is nothing left to eat this time."

Er Tong didn't think much of it yet.But thinking about the big bones full of sauce, he drooled and reflected again. It seems that for the sake of stuttering, he should speak less in the future.

The author has something to say: see you tomorrow

Have you ever seen Erlang Shen in women's clothing?It's so beautiful, like a fairy in the moon!

Erlangshen: ...thanks to the little angels who voted for me to overlord or irrigate the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

50 bottles of Jade hairpin light string melted in hair;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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