[Journey to the West] Trees fall

Wukong rubbed his shoulders, moved his muscles and bones, jumped into somersault clouds, and said loudly: "This time the punishment from heaven has passed, and the heavens will not pester me anymore. After all, you have also said that I am a demon. Evil nature is hard to change, and if you kill some gods, it is impossible to say."

Brother is so handsome! ! !Su Jiu was about to stand up and applaud, although these words would probably be regarded as protest words, but! ! !The charm is about to break the table, isn't it! ! !really!Still wanton freedom, the brother who dares to think, do, and act is the most handsome!It's stupid to suppress one's nature or something!

Wukong turned around, and was about to open his arms to hug the little man who was worried about him recently, when he heard a thunderous Sanskrit sound coming from the west, gradually appearing above his head.

"Amitabha--"

I'm convex by (‵o′)! ! !Su Jiu took a deep breath, as if there were ten thousand listeners running in her heart, this plot is wrong!Which heartless person called Tathagata Buddha here! ! !

Sitting cross-legged, a fat man with a golden body and a spiral pineapple head, holding a seal in his hand, appeared above the Demon Slaying Platform, looking down on all living beings with compassion and mercy.

"Who is here?" Wukong frowned, dissatisfied.It's been a long time since he hugged his junior sister, this guy really doesn't have any discernment.

"I am the venerable Sakyamuni in the Western Paradise. I heard that you are rampant in the countryside and have repeatedly rebelled against the heavenly palace. I am here to persuade you to take refuge." The Tathagata changed his gestures and held the seal of the Dharma.

"Heh, you monk is a bit interesting." Wukong lifted his robe and sat on the somersault cloud, soared into the sky, looked at the Tathagata level, and said with a smile, "Then tell me how I ran wild in the countryside and repeatedly violated the heavenly palace?"

"You monkey head, don't quibble. Amitabha." Tathagata spread his palms, earnestly and kindly, "Do you dare to compete with me?"

"Even if I violate the Heavenly Palace repeatedly, I have already received the punishment from heaven. This account will be canceled. If you still use it as an excuse and try to lure me into it, you are deceiving people too much! You don't know that the Western Paradise has such rules. .” Wukong sneered.

"Stop talking nonsense!" The Tathagata froze, flipped his giant hand over and snapped at Wukong.

Wukong managed to dodge somersaulting clouds, a little annoyed.

"You monk is so unreasonable! Do you want to forcefully detain me?!" Wukong accused loudly on purpose, so that the gods below could hear it clearly.

"Why is this..." A few gods who were both courageous and heartless cheered in a low voice.

"Emperor, to deal with the monster monkey, it's better to clean up the venue. After all, Buddhism is merciful, and it doesn't want to pollute the eyes and ears of everyone." The Tathagata Buddha said in a deep voice.

"Shameless." Su Jiu couldn't help it, and blurted out the complaints in her heart.

The Tathagata Buddha turned his eyes to look at Su Jiu, his expression was difficult to discern.

(⊙o⊙)... This feeling... so strange... Su Jiu shook her head, a little confused from which cell the familiar idea of ​​wanting to get closer came from, why is it so wrong!Could it be some kind of spell that confuses the mind?

Wukong floated over calmly, stood in front of Tathagata, and provocatively said: "You will go wherever you come from."

"Amitabha Buddha. The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and you will be right when you turn your head." The Tathagata Buddha comforted with his palms folded and his eyes lowered.

"Yes, yes, yes, if you turn back, then I will go back." Wukong waved his hand and turned around to return to Sujiu.

"Amitabha. I have cultivated the Dao and made a golden body for hundreds of thousands of years. I don't want to argue with you monkey. But the little boy over there, I think he will have life and death within three years. It depends on you in a moment."

Somersaulting Cloud slammed on the brakes and drifted back in front of Tathagata. Wukong's face was ashen, and there was killing intent in his eyes.

"say clearly."

"If you compete with me, I will tell you the details." Tathagata closed his eyes, as if he didn't care about world affairs, and the wisher took the bait.

"Brother! Don't!" Su Jiu was startled when she heard the words, rushed over anxiously and angrily, and threw herself into the long-lost embrace.

"Brother, he is using me to lie to you. I don't allow you to compete with him." Su Jiu wrapped her arms around Wukong's neck, so anxious that she was about to burst into tears.

"Hey, I won't lose." Wukong lowered his head and rubbed her nose, kissed away the tears from the corners of her eyes, his tail melted out, wrapped around her slender waist, and wrapped her in his own range, comforting her softly, "Look, I've survived the punishment of God, so what's the point of fighting?"

"Don't. He's lying to you." Su Jiu didn't have time to feel shy because of this rare intimate gesture, she hung on Wukong's body, and was furious.

"Amitabha. Monks don't tell lies." Tathagata Buddha said calmly, closing his eyes and sitting quietly, feeling very uncomfortable.

"Junior Sister, I can't afford to bet on your safety." Wukong did not agree to Sujiu's request for the first time, and his warm eyes filled with starlight were full of firmness and affection at this moment.

"But..." Su Jiu knew in her heart that she would not end well this time, but her emotions overcame her reason, and she wanted to struggle to the death.

"Wait for me." Wukong hugged her tightly, rubbing his ears and temples together, but still reluctantly let go, and sent Sujiu to the demon-killing platform.

At this time, the Demon Slaying Stage was empty, and the crowd of onlookers was dismissed, leaving only a few experienced people.

"Old gentleman, thank you when I come back." Wukong solemnly entrusted to Taishang Laojun, as if surrendering all his wealth and life.

"Senior brother..." Sujiu hugged his hand, raised her head and hesitated to speak, after a long while, she said seriously, "I will wait for you obediently."

"Okay." Wukong leaned over and kissed her between the eyebrows, paused for a moment, and finally turned around with his fists clenched.

"It's time to start."

"I heard that you have a skill that can make somersaults for hundreds of thousands of miles, so I will compete with you." The Tathagata Buddha spread his right palm and smiled slightly. Win, I not only explained in detail the magical method of that little baby's transformation, but also persuaded the heaven to stop making things difficult for you, and never have to fight with swords and soldiers. If you can't hit this palm with a somersault, follow me to convert and concentrate on Cultivate Buddhism."

Wukong thought for a moment, and asked loudly: "Since I accept the challenge, I will naturally let you choose the method. Although all the immortals have left the field, there are still some highly respected ones. They are witnesses. What do you think?"

"Amitabha. It's up to you." Tathagata Buddha nodded in agreement.

"Then I'll go." Wukong stepped on the somersault cloud and jumped all the way through the cloud light, disappearing without a trace.

Tathagata remained calm, spreading his hands and smiling.

Su Jiu stood on tiptoe, raised her hand to cover the light, and tried her best to see the situation there, but she was too far away and her cultivation level was low, so she could only see the huge golden Buddha, smiling obscenely and treacherously.

"Laojun, Laojun, how do you see?" I had no choice but to turn to the unpredictable old fairy beside me for help.

"You baby, last time I took so many pills while I was away, I haven't told you yet." Taishang Laojun flicked the dust, blowing his beard and staring.

"Oh, what time is this? Are you still in the mood to care about this with me?" Su Jiu grabbed his beard that reached the floor and shook it in protest, "Do you still want a beard?"

"Come on, with your little strength, it's not as strong as my green bull." The old gentleman was calm in the face of danger, calm and steady, as stable as Mount Tai.

"..." Su Jiu let go of her hand awkwardly. It was quite unpleasant to be compared with that stupid cow, but she also knew that Laojun deliberately diverted her attention. Sad, he raised his head and tried to squeeze out a bright smile, saying, "Thank you, old gentleman."

"Okay, don't laugh anymore. It's too ugly." Taishang Laojun knocked on the radish with a strong smile in front of him, and said with puckered lips, "If it wasn't for the sake of Bodhi's old way, who would want to talk to you? Girl, don’t think that smiling like a flower doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay me back the pills, instead go to the Dushi Palace tomorrow to chop firewood.”

"Oh." Sujiu smiled and followed the good advice, she didn't take this arrogant little old man's stubbornness seriously, and she didn't know who it was every time she went to Sanxing Temple to find her master to play chess, and when she lost, she would go away in a hurry, pointing at Sang and scolding Huaiyang , vowed that even if his hands were itchy and suffocated, he would never come to the door again.But which time didn't it not be long before he ran to Yaotai again with pride, insisting on competing with the master.This cycle is endless.

"There is no respect for the eyes, there is no respect for the eyes." Seeing that she was not taking it seriously, the Taishang Laojun was so angry that his eyebrows were not eyebrows, and his eyes were not eyes, he shook his head and complained to Mizhen.

Mizhen smiled without saying a word, as if standing outside the world and taking care of herself alone.

"Huh?" Taishang Laojun's eyes flashed, and he frowned and looked somewhere.

Su Jiu hurriedly followed her gaze, only to see that the sky was clear and cloudless, not even a bird.

Being crushed on Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years.

As long as Su Jiu thinks of these words, she will feel the cold seeping from her bones, sweeping her whole body and trembling with fear.

"What's the matter?" Su Jiu grabbed Laojun's sleeve tightly as if a drowning man had found a straw.

Taishang Laojun withdrew his gaze and patted Su Jiu's hand, his gaze seemed to show pity but was not clear.

Su Jiu stood up stiffly, stubbornly stuck her neck and looked towards the place where Wukong disappeared, as if she wanted to stare a hole in that piece of sky.

"Look, monkey." Tathagata Buddha opened his eyes and retracted his outstretched right hand, but Wukong was still in his palm.

"You are cheating!" Wukong raised his golden cudgel, pointed at Tathagata's nose and said angrily, "You have played such a despicable trick, so don't blame me for turning my face and denying others!"

"The monkey is so stubborn, it's easy to make people laugh." Tathagata Buddha shook his head and sighed.

Wu Qi is extremely strong, holding a golden cudgel, with a windy figure, and hit the Tathagata with all his strength.

"Amitabha -" Tathagata Buddha gave a long recitation, turned his right hand and clasped it towards him.

"do not want!"

Sujiu panicked, her body reacted before her mind, she jumped onto the powder dumpling, and rushed towards them with all her strength.

But I saw that Tathagata Buddha pushed Wukong out of the West Heaven Gate with his big palm, and his five fingers turned into five mountains of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, pressing him down, and then pinched off the seal to suppress the top.

The author has something to say:

Cough cough, I want to explain about the Tathagata Buddha. (The author is too wordy!!!!!!!!!)

Because I am afraid that some friends believe in Buddhism, and then they will want to sharpen their knives and become me when they see this.

After all, I have a glass heart, huh.

The image of Tathagata has already been finalized in the original work.The great original author, Mr. Wu Chengen, the Buddhist venerables in his works, including Guanyin, are all very... well, the kind who despise Wukong and have killing intent in their words.

That's what black Buddhism is all about! ! !If this chapter makes some children who convert to Buddhism feel uncomfortable.

Don't worry, go buy the original book, tear it up, and treat it like a corpse...

Amitabha--