[Journey to the West] Trees fall

"Women are stingy and calculating, but can you reason with her? No!" Was that what Brother Eight said back then?

I think when Wukong was still at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Xiuba once wrote him a letter as thick as a book, with a lot of long-winded words, breaking the truth (fallacy) into pieces, trying to teach Wukong to become a man. A standard wife slave.

The brothers and sisters of the Sanxing Temple had already figured it out at that time, their junior sister had been carried into the monkey pit, and it was impossible to find her a son-in-law who would go to Lingtai Mountain, so what should I do?Protect her happiness as much as possible, fortunately, Wukong can be regarded as grown up by everyone watching, and the little junior sister was pushed by the monkey, but it can be regarded as a field where the fat and water do not flow to outsiders (says Zhisan, who is gnashing his teeth).

So taking advantage of the two of them living in two places, everyone came up with the idea of ​​"educating the little junior sister's future husband well", and each wrote out their ideas, compiled by Xiuba, and finally sent them to Wukong.

Do you think this is over?

There is also the "Must-Read List for Men Before Marriage" sent to Sun Dasheng by Su Jiu's best friend, what are the "three obediences and four virtues that men should abide by", what are the "one hundred and eight ways to coax a wife", and what are "female love with women other than daughter-in-law". Creatures keep physical and spiritual distance"... All kinds of fancy tutorials come from the little matchmaker in the Moon Palace who painstakingly summed up the lessons of blood and tears in all the story books Xiansheng read in 2000.

And Wukong's reaction did not disappoint everyone, even though they vaguely felt that what they wrote was too much and absurd for a man, especially a man whose strength can dominate the world, but Wukong took those lessons seriously. After reading them one by one, there was no dissatisfaction at all, and he even asked Little Matchmaker and Xiu Ba for advice on some things he couldn't understand, putting Su Jiu's feelings first.

It is precisely because of this that Miner and Huisi finally let go of the last grievance in their hearts and began to recognize Wukong.

But today, Junior Sister was already in a relationship with him, and after finally calming down, a rabbit with evil intentions sprang out, and a few bugs that should go to hell. If Junior Sister is unhappy because of these, and then with him What quarrel did he have, and what was he going to do about it?It's not that he doesn't trust his junior sister, it's just that he dare not take such a risk no matter what.They are just some ants-like existences, if he can't kill them at will, he will definitely not keep them alive.

"Brother, I want to get down." Su Jiu pushed Wu Kong's arms around her, trying to get off his lap and sit on a chair beside her.

In fact, this is not the first time she has heard what the woman said just now. Although every time the person who said such words was beaten by Wukong and couldn't speak again, she finally listened to it and reflected on it. Is it not good to stay in the arms of seniors outside? After all, this is a feudal society, and everyone's thinking is relatively conservative.Holding hands or something can barely be accepted, cuddling and hugging, it seems that it is indeed a bit too much.

"Huh?" Wukong's heart froze, he subconsciously tightened his arms, and hugged the little girl who had slipped down his lap, frowning tightly, and leaned over to see her expression.

Su Jiu poked his face with her hand, leaned into his ear with some embarrassment, and whispered: "I'd better sit by myself, it doesn't seem so good."

Wukong was about to explode: "What's wrong?"

Hmm... Sujiu thought for a while, then said uncertainly, "We're not married yet, we have no name or relationship...others will gossip."

I!At once!Know!road!I knew titles were a big deal!Wukong's eyes were full of injuries, he took a breath, and said aggrievedly: "Then when will you give me the title?"

Uh, senior brother, are you sure there is nothing wrong with the guest-of-host relationship?Sujiu was stalked for a moment, and reached out her hand to touch his ear silently. It was very likely that if Wukong talked nonsense again, she would teach him a lesson, and said: "What about the status, after sending the monk to the west, let's talk about it again." discuss."

"Understood..." Wukong said reluctantly, took the time to stare fiercely at Tang Sanzang who was holding a teacup and dared not say a word, then turned around and gently rubbed Sujiu's hand, saying: "You don't have to No matter what other people say, you were raised by me and grew up in my arms since you were a child, right?"

Sujiu also recalled the days more than 300 years ago, when she was still young, she looked like a radish, and she stayed in Wukong's arms during the day except for listening to the master.

"Well, my senior brother raised me." Su Jiu rolled her eyes and smiled sweetly.

"Then now that you've grown up, I can't hold you anymore? Have you ever thought about how sad it is for me to be separated from you for 300 years?" Parting was his biggest regret in his demon life.Even if there are 300, 300, 3000 years of company in the future, he still feels indebted, wishing he could hold his sweetheart in his palm, put it in his pocket, and hold it in his arms, so as not to have even the slightest separation .

"I understand." Seeing that he was sad, Su Jiu felt even more uncomfortable, and hurriedly turned around and hugged him back and forth, "I also like senior brother to hug me."

Forget it, let others say what they like to say, she lives with her monkey, what does she care about other people's opinions?

Seeing that his junior sister really didn't want to sit alone anymore, Wukong put his arms around her in satisfaction and shook her happily.

There was sobbing from the side.

Su Jiu lay on Wukong's shoulder, turned her head to look over, and saw Yuelong wiping her tears with a handkerchief, her eyes were red and her nose was up and down.

"It's so touching..." Yuelong cried while looking at the two of them.

The corner of Su Jiu's mouth twitched, she just felt that this girl looked like a rabbit no matter what.Just now when she was talking to her senior brother, she didn't set up a barrier, nor did she deliberately lower her voice. After all, she and Tang Sanzang and the others have been together for several years. That's all, nothing unusual.As for Yuelong, she didn't care much, she even forgot that she was still there just now.

By the way, Yuelong said that she is from Tianzong?Su Jiu thought for a while, but she didn't recognize who Yuelong was. It seems that the two of them didn't know each other before.

"Are you from the Tianzong?"

"...Yes, girl." Yuelong had put away her tears at this time, and when she heard Su Jiu asking her, she sat up straight anxiously, trying to lower her eyebrows and look down to appear calm.

"What's your purpose here?" Su Jiu wondered, could it be that the little fairy who came down from the sky wanted to share a piece of the pie on the journey to the West?

Yuelong's body was shocked, and a little blush appeared on her face, she looked extremely charming, she raised her head slightly, and glanced at Wukong, as if she was frightened, she looked away in a panic, her eyes were red Said: "I... I have admired Sun Sheng for a long time. I came here this time, thinking... thinking, if I am lucky, I can get half of Sun Sheng's mercy, and I will have no regrets in this life."

———— Little Theater of No Responsibility———

Tiangong, the Marshal's Mansion of the Santan Haihui.

Nezha received a letter from the mortal world.

The oil seal of the letter is in the shape of a peach, and when you take it apart, there is only a thin sheet of letter paper.

Letter: My daughter-in-law wants to eat lotus root.

"Bah!!! Grand Monkey!!!" Nezha was furious, smashing the table with his palm.