[Naruto] Killing the Moon before the Flower

? Before entering the door, I heard an angry roar from inside: "Qian Shou Zhu Jian, stay away from me!"

Then there was a flattering voice: "Ban Ban, be careful, you still need to take good care of your body after giving birth, come here, this is the tonic specially formulated by the leader, I specially put sugar in it, it's not bitter, come on, open your mouth, ah -"

There were a few "gurgling" sounds of drinking water from inside the door, and then a disgusted voice sticking out his tongue: "It's so bitter..."

"It's bitter, but there's no sugar. Come on, let me help you eat some of the bitterness."

Then came the incomparably ambiguous sound of sticky water and swallowing.

"Hmm... Hashirama, don't... suck... your tongue is numb."

"Okay then, change the place, Banban, your saliva is dripping out, I'll help you lick it off."

"Whose fault do you think... it's all... Don't lick there! Hiss, it hurts, don't bite..."

"Hehe, Madara, don't you just like a little pain..."

Banban outside the door wanted to insert his own ears at this moment.

Hua Qianyue stared at the door panel with a dark face, her hand was about to move, and the hand stretched behind her back had faintly shown the status quo of Zanpakuto.

Uchiha Fire Core knocked on the door very calmly and rhythmically: "Master Madara, Senju Hashirama, Master Hanazentsuki and Master Madara are here."

There was silence inside the door for a while, and then there was a burst of chaos and the sound of someone being kicked and thrown against the wall.

Uchiha Madara opened the door and said calmly, "Mom, long time no see."

Huaqianzuki silently swept over Madara Uchiha's red, swollen and wet corners of his mouth and even though it was blocked by the high collar of the national uniform, he could still see the red mark on his neck from the angle of Huaqianyue looking up.

Hua Qianyue: "Hehe."

Senjujuma, who was a little dissatisfied at being interrupted, immediately shrank when he saw Hua Qianyue's dark face, and was suppressed by Hua Qianyue's violent spiritual pressure. Peek at Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara ignored him decisively.

"Where's the child?" Hua Qianyue asked straight to the point.

Uchiha Madara took out a child with a layer of fluffy fetal hair from the small room next to him, and put it in Huaqianyue's hands.

As a senior mother who has given birth to three children, Hua Qianyue held the child who was awakened by Uchiha Madara in her arms very skillfully, and hummed an incomprehensible sentence in her mouth, originally frowning The child who was holding his mouth and was about to cry immediately stretched his brows and fell asleep again, and even blew a small bubble.

Uchiha Madara looked at the child who was sleeping very peacefully in surprise, and said: "Yinghuo used to cry when she woke up, it was difficult to put her back to sleep."

Hua Qianyue held the child in her arms and looked at Uchiha Madara with contempt: "It must be that you were of bad character when coaxing you. Speaking of which, Madara was crying every day when she was just born, so noisy that I wanted to give it to you. It's stuffed back."

Madara, who was always dismissed, didn't respond. He was used to being dismissed a long time ago. I haven't heard Hua Qianyue's disgust for ten years. When I hear it now, I really miss it...

He is not shaking M!

"The child's name is Yinghuo?"

"Ah."

"What's your last name?"

"not decided."

"The surname is Uchiha!" Hua Qianyue said firmly.

Qianshou Zhujian quit, and he stepped out from the corner under Hua Qianyue's spiritual pressure: "Why! Why isn't the surname Qianshou? I am the child's father!"

Uchiha Madara stared over: "I'm also the child's father! Why can't I be named Uchiha?"

The two No.40 stared at each other seven times over the question of the child's surname.

"Now is a harmonious society and advocates democracy, so I won't use any violent means, let's use majority vote, here it is four to one, what else can you be called if you don't have the surname Qianshou?" Hua Qianyue said.

"Where is four?"

"I, Madara, Little Jiujiu, and Banban, of course it's four." Hua Qianyue stretched out her finger and pointed around, and finally pointed straight at Qianshouzhujian, "And you are the one, so the majority is still very difficult." Democracy, the child’s name is Uchiha Yinghuo, it’s such a happy decision.”

"That little Madara hasn't said anything, and neither has the bald Nine-Tails!" Senju Hashirama protested, "The name was given by Madara, why doesn't the surname follow me? It's not fair!"

Although Jiu Lama, who finally woke up from a coma after hearing the word "bald hair" hurt the heart of "Fox", although he didn't know what happened, it didn't prevent it from expressing its hostility towards Senjuzhuma: " The old man must be the opposite of you!"

Madara looked down at the head of the nine lamas whose tail had grown a new layer of fluff, and then looked at the fluffy lanugo on the head of Xiao Yinghuo in Huaqianyue's arms. He felt that the two had a subtle similarity, and their size was similar. almost……

If he has no children in the future, should he treat Jiu Lama as a child...

In this world, raising a child is worse than raising a dog!

Hmm... the consequences of not raising a child well?For specific examples, please see Otsutsuki Kaguya's family.

Jiu Lama suddenly felt a chill on his back, especially the part of his back that was bald by Hua Qianyue before and now just covered by Madara's hand. : "Hey! Brat, what kind of eyes do you have!"

Madara coughed lightly and turned her head, looking seriously at Senju Hashirama: "I was just thinking that the child must be named Uchiha!"

Uchiha Madara proudly raised his chin towards Senju Bashirama: "Did you hear that, four to one, Yinghuo's surname is Uchiha!"

"I don't agree! The majestic vitality on Yinghuo's body seems to belong to the Qianshou family!"

"Nonsense! Don't forget Yinghuo's powerful pupil power when she was born! It must be Uchiha!"

"Thousand hands!"

"Uchiha!"

"Thousand hands!"

"Uchiha! If you don't accept it, come to fight!"

"Fight a pain!"

The two who were sticky and doing some shameful things just now are now fighting in this narrow space.

The Rabbit Eyes of the Konoha Assassin Force who were hiding on the roof were not surprised by this, and even the members of the police force standing outside the door were indifferent to their actions of disrupting official duties.

The fight between the two was a bit loud, which woke Yinghuo up, but now Hua Qianyue was not able to coax her back easily, and burst into tears directly while holding her mouth.

Hua Qianyue raised her brows, the Reiatsu that was originally suppressed was aimed at the corner where Senju Bashirama was staying, and burst out directly, bypassing Yinghuo and rushing towards Uchiha Madara and Senju Bashirama.

The two people who happened to jump in mid-air suddenly seemed to be hit by a heavy hammer, and fell straight to the ground. The sticky air made them feel a little difficult to breathe, and the pressure directly acting on their souls made them unable to move.

"You two! Don't forget about the child as soon as you start a fight! You are fathers! How can you not pay attention to the child? What if you don't pay attention and knock the child!" Hua Qianyue glared at them angrily, loudly Said.

The two who were speechless could only nod with horror on their faces.

"Really, no matter which world Banban is from, it's too worrying." Hua Qianyue complained with her lips curled up, removed the spiritual pressure, and comforted the crying granddaughter in her arms.

Madara and Uchiha Madara glanced at each other, and both looked quietly at Senju Hashirama, who was not named.

Why is this idiot not despised!

Senju Zhuma pretended not to understand with a smirk on his face.

Hua Qianyue, who coaxed Yinghuo to sleep again, gave Jiu Lama a flair. Jiu Lama jumped out of Madara's arms, and when he landed, he had become the size of a person, and spontaneously jumped onto the sofa and huddled up.

Hua Qianyue put Yinghuo on Jiu Lama's body and adjusted it to ensure that Yinghuo was completely hugged by Jiu Lama and would not fall off.

Although Kurama's tail and a small piece of hair on the back haven't grown back yet, the hair on his stomach is still fluffy, slippery and soft. Kurama, who is often used as a pillow or bed by Madara and Quanna, deftly slows down She took a breath and let Yinghuo sleep comfortably in her arms.

Uchiha Madara looked at Hideka, who was lying on Kurama's body, sleeping extremely sweetly, and turned around and asked, "Hashirama, should we also capture Kyuubi?"

"But don't we have two tails and eight tails?"

"Didn't the eight tails be brought back by Nagasawa Hime? Two tails are covered in fire, so you don't have to worry about burning Yinghuo."

"That's right, when will we catch them?"

"Now?"

"Can……"

"No!" Baqi Tianque, who opened the door and walked in, threw two bags into their arms, "Tomorrow is your wedding ceremony, how can you run out at this juncture. I said you all have children , Why do you still want to run away without any sense of responsibility?"

Senshou Zhujian sighed: "It turns out that this time has come... I always feel that it is really wonderful to have a child with Ban Ban..."

Uchiha Madara, who was calculated to be pregnant by the child's father and the guy at the door, slapped Senju Hashirama away, and said angrily: "You have a woolen dream! It's not because you said you wanted a child, so the leader went to study it! And You two didn't even tell me beforehand!"

"So you gave birth to Banban?" Hua Qianyue asked.

"Ah!" Uchiha Madara glared at Senju Hashirama and Yaqi Tenque angrily, and replied angrily.

"Then the surname should be Uchiha! Banban has worked so hard to conceive a child as a man. You have never given birth, so you don't know the pain of pregnancy and childbirth! What else have you contributed besides providing a chromosome? So! Banban It took so much hard work to give birth to the child, no credit but hard work! Yinghuo's surname Uchiha did not run away!" Hana Mae Tsuki looked at Senju Hashirama confidently.

"That's right!" Uchiha Madara, who has worked so hard, agreed very much.

I think when he was pregnant, he vomited so badly that he almost didn’t spit out the bile. Although he ate so many nutritious things, he lost a lot of weight because he was not fattened. No, the weight of his stomach was getting heavier and heavier and his waist was almost broken. During childbirth, he had dystocia and pain for three days and three nights, so painful that he wanted to kill himself before giving birth to the child!

Having a baby is more tiring than going to war!

This bastard surnamed Qianshou didn't do much other than handing him things to massage and smooth his hair!

How could the child he had worked so hard to become a thousand hands for nothing!Even if you don't have the surname Uchiha, you can't say anything with the surname Senshou!Otherwise, he would be unbalanced!

Senjujuma remembered Uchiha Madara's miserable state when he gave birth, and he couldn't bear it, but he was also unwilling, and pouted and pointed at his fingers: "But... if it weren't for me, Yinghuo wouldn't have it...really Can't you be named Qianshou?"

"No!" Hua Qianyue and Uchiha Madara said in unison.

Senshou Zhujian crouched in the corner in a moment of dejection.

"Okay, okay, don't worry about the child's surname, you two have a look at the wedding process tomorrow, this is a big event that concerns the entire ninja world, many important people are here, don't mess it up." Tianque clapped his hands, waved the scroll in his hand, handed it to them, and then looked at Hua Qianyue, "There are also Hua Qianyue and Xiao Madara, I didn't expect you to come at this time, but it's just right, Uchiha Tajima and Senjubei Both of them have passed away. Originally, it was me or Whirlpool Yingsha who were the elders, but we are not their blood relatives after all, so it is more or less inappropriate. It is just right that you came here a month ago, and you can attend as parents tomorrow. As for Xiaoban , flower girl okay?"

Madara resolutely refused: "No! I'm just a soy sauce!"

"Wedding... Who will wear Shiro Wugou?" Hua Mae Yue stared closely at Senju Hashirama, and if he dared to say that Uchiha Madara wore it, she would directly tear him apart.

"Both of them don't wear it, they wear their respective clan uniforms."

"That's fine."

In the end, Madara didn't know what kind of mentality it was, and secretly asked Uchiha Madara in private: "Is it really painful to have a baby?"

Uchiha Madara thought for a moment, then drew a sinister and horrifying smile with a sullen face: "You can imagine taking a big knife to your [beep——] until it reaches [beep——] and you still have to touch your [beep—— —] It feels like turning back and forth a few times inside.”

"!" Madara was startled by Uchiha Madara's vivid metaphor. ?