[Naruto] Killing the Moon before the Flower

? "Mom..."

"what?"

"Where is this?" Madara expressed surprise that what she saw when she opened her eyes after falling asleep was not a strange ceiling but a strange sky.

Hua Qianyue looked around at the streets decorated with lights, and spread his hands: "Parallel world."

It seems like she forgot that she can only stay in a parallel world for a year at most.

"nonsense."

Madara is used to it, as long as the surrounding environment changes suddenly and inexplicably, it must be time-traveled.

"You know it's nonsense and you still ask me, why did you grow up so big in vain? That sissy raised you in a wrong way. Sure enough, you should be stuffed back and reborn."

Madara immediately took a few steps back: "I refuse!"

Jiu Lama, who is bald on the tail and back, has now made up his mind to hide in the mottled clothes before the hair grows out.

Because the nine lamas are stuffed into a ball in their clothes, they look like they are pregnant and have a big belly: "Xiao Jiu, can't you stay in another place? Or make it smaller? It looks awkward. .”

Nine Lamas squirmed and refused without saying a word.

He's in a bad mood right now and doesn't want to talk.

Hua Qianyue raised her eyebrows and touched Zeban's belly: "When I was pregnant with you, I had a belly several times bigger than this. Back then, you were always dishonest and liked to kick me, kick me At that time, I wanted to break my stomach and take you out, you brat, and throw it away, but fortunately you stopped kicking after you obeyed, or you might not exist anymore."

Madara blinked, saw Hua Qianyue's eyes looking over her, touched her face, and said narcissistically, "How can you not give birth, if you don't give birth, you won't have such a wise and handsome son like me."

Kurama moved, and a pair of long ears and squinted dead fish eyes protruded from Madara's collar, and said in a muffled voice: "Speaking of which, it took you the first month to get pregnant because this kid always You moved around so you almost pulled out the old man's hair..."

Nine Lama shook his head, poked poke Ban's chin with his pointed ears, and condemned: "The few times the old man was bald, it seems to be because of you, little bastard, you say you, why do you have trouble with the old man's hair? ? Is it because you always have unruly black hair and hate the old man's smooth hair, so you have avenged yourself? Huh?"

Madara coughed lightly, pressed Jiu Lama's head and stuffed him back: "Xiao Jiu, you should take good care of your hair."

"Let's go shopping around, it looks like some kind of celebration is being held here." Hua Qianyue took Madara's hand and dragged him out of the alley where he was originally.

Madara let Hua Qianyue pull him away.

Madara is now 23 years old, and his height is a full head and a half taller than the Wannian Lolita Hua Qianyue, so he quietly compared the height difference between him and Hua Qianyue, and felt a subtle sense of satisfaction and a sense of accomplishment.

Finally, there is one thing that can compare to Hua Qianyue!

Hua Qianyue felt the wind blowing above her head, and turned her head in doubt: "What are you doing, bastard?"

Madara immediately put the hand that was gesturing height behind her back, looked innocently at Hua Qianyue: "I didn't do anything!"

Hua Qianyue narrowed her eyes suspiciously with such an obvious appearance of trying to cover up: "Oh?"

Madara looked left and right, saw an ice cream shop nearby, pointed there and said, "Mom, do you want some ice cream?"

Hua Qianyue rolled her eyes: "You want to eat it, you can eat it."

Madara asked for a double-flavored vanilla, but Huaqianyue didn't want it.

"Why don't you eat?"

Hua Qianyue frowned to express her disgust: "It's too cold, my tooth hurts. You should eat less, and be careful that your teeth will be frozen off."

"It's okay, it's okay to just eat a little."

Hua Qianyue looked at the long ice cream in Madara's hand that was higher than his head: "Is this a little bit?"

Madara turned her head and licked her ice cream silently, then saw a can of Kopei candy in the cabinet next to it, pointed to the candy jar and said, "Boss, I want that."

The young boss, who was staring at Madara's stomach in a daze, suddenly came back to his senses when Madara yelled for the second time, glanced at Tsuki Hanaue with a strange expression, and then went to move the ladder to get the Kopeito placed on the top of the cabinet.

Didn't Madara just give birth?Why are you pregnant again?

Madara bought the whole jar directly, and stuffed it into Huaqianyue's arms.

Hua Qianyue stared at the sugar jar the size of a large watermelon: "Why do you buy so much?"

"Don't you like to eat Kopei candy the most? It's easy to damage your teeth if you eat candy like this." Madara licked the ice cream in small bites, smelled the lid and got out in an instant The taste of sweetness is so sweet that he frowned, "Even if our Uchiha is a sweet party, but you are too sweet, aren't you tired?"

Hua Qianyue grabbed a lot of Jinping Tang and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Not greasy!"

Feeling the sweet taste in his mouth, Hua Qianyue narrowed his eyes happily: "Sure enough, Jinpingtang is justice!"

"I don't care if my dad scolds me for breaking my teeth."

"If a sissy dares to scold my old lady, I will divorce him!"

Madara rolled his eyes in disdain.

Ten years ago, he said he would quit, but isn't he not quitting now?

The owner of the ice cream shop watched Madara and Hana Etsuki's back with extremely delicate eyes, thinking of the intimate and familiar conversation between them just now, his expression suddenly changed.

Emma Madara is going to regret her marriage with Hashirama, right?Is it true that the news that Madara is a lolicon circulated in the early years?Now that Madara has found a loli she likes, so now she wants to marry her and find a normal mother for her child?

No no no!That would be too pitiful for Hashirama!

No no no!How can such a dark Hashirama be pitiful? If you say that it is pitiful, it must be pitiful...

Not right... isn't today Madara and Hashirama's wedding day?

Why did Madara run out shopping with other women!

The boss immediately closed the door of the store and put up a "Closed for business" sign, ran to the backyard and plunged into the pond.

"Hey, hello! This is Isohime, Isohime calls my daughter, Isohime calls my daughter, I found something important, I found something important, I call my sisters to gather quickly!"

"Your girl received it, call the sisters, the Konoha Women's Association is gathering!"

"Report by Liu Yun, president of the Konoha Women's Association!"

"Reporting from Konoha Women's Association Branch President Mai!"

"Report from Ikaruga, president of Konoha Girls' Association!"

"Konoha Women's Association Branch President Ghost Mosa reported!"

"The president of the Konoha Women's Association, Ruo Nu reported!"

"Isohame, the branch president of the Konoha Women's Association, reports!"

"Xiao, the president of the Konoha Women's Association... Don't worry about her if she disappears, she's just a name anyway."

Hanabe Tsuki and Madara licked ice cream and chewed Kopei candy while walking and observing the situation here, and they have already determined which parallel world this is.

If it was Hua Qianyue who took the initiative to jump to the parallel world, she would know which world she went to, but if she jumped forcibly because of the time limit, she would not know.

According to the news obtained from the conversation of passers-by, this is Konoha, and the wedding of two high-level figures in Konoha will be held soon, and one of the protagonists is likely to be Uchiha Madara.

As for why the eyes of passers-by looking at Madara were so weird because they walked all the way, almost all of them wrote something like "Madara-sama, you are still outside", "Madara-sama, you dare to eat ice cream", "Madara-sama, how dare you eat ice cream?" I'm shopping with Loli", "Master Madara, you've always been in disarray and you've given up", etc. A series of eye contact that started with "Master Madara, you actually".

Then passers-by looked at Hua Qianyue with eyes like "Who hasn't seen this loli before", "Why is this loli with Master Madara", "What is the relationship between this loli and Master Madara", "This loli and Madara Madara-sama's height difference is so cute" and so on, a series of eye contact starting with "this loli".

Hua Qianyue was seen by them as extremely irritable.

What's wrong with loli!She's a loli, is she in the way of them?Now is the cute loli, do you understand!

Don't look down on loli, loli can still pinch your head in minutes!

Hua Qianyue was eager to stab the eyes of passers-by, Madara immediately stuffed the last bite of ice cream into his mouth, and took advantage of his height to hug Hua Qianyue: "Mom, calm down and don't be impulsive!"

All of a sudden, all the passers-by around them froze as if the freeze button was pressed. Three seconds later, those who should hit the wall hit the wall, those who should fall down, and those who should cough cough, followed by radio exercises. There was an incomparably neat sound of gasping for air.

Because this was too abnormal, Tsutsuki Hana who just wanted to shoot Madara who was so "rebellious" and dared to hold her in his arms like a child forgot about it for a while, frowning and looking at everyone around with a horrified expression Follow their passers-by, Jia, B, B, Ding.

The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then a few people squeezed through the crowd that had turned into plaster statues and rushed over, crying for their father and mother.

The man with dark blue hair said: "Uchiha Madara, why are you pregnant again and you didn't even tell your nanny me!"

The man with light gray hair said: "Uchiha Madara, you have no conscience and agreed to fight with me after you get married!"

The person with pink hair said: "Uchiha Madara, didn't you say that after getting married, you will take care of the children and not play!"

The man with emerald green hair said: "Uchiha Madara, you climbed the wall before the matter between you and Senjuzhu was settled!"

The person with dark green hair said: "Uchiha Madara, when did you find the loli and didn't tell me to play together!"

The person with jet-black hair said: "Uchiha Madara, didn't you say that you will not marry Senju Zhuma, why did you go back on it again!"

When Datong "Uchiha Madara" came down, Madara was already dumbfounded. ?