[Naruto] Killing the Moon before the Flower

?At the gate of Yinyin Village in Tianzhi Country, two white-haired teenagers in long gowns were waiting there.

"They're so slow..." The boy in the younger grade circled around boredly.

"Lord Mu Jing, please be patient." The older boy with two bright red marks on his forehead was holding a mirror and a colored brush to apply eye makeup to himself, and said without turning his head.

Mu Jin stopped in his tracks, and approached the young man who was looking around in the mirror after painting: "I said, Jun Malu, don't you bother to spend so much time doing eye makeup every day?"

Jun Ma Lu put away the mirror, then took out two red strings and began to braid her hair: "No trouble."

Mu Jing has turned into a dead fish eye: "I said, Jun Ma Lu, why do you wear braids, or braids that have no idea of ​​their use at all, why don't you wear them?"

"Because I have nothing to do." Jun Malu skillfully tied two small braids on the right front and left back of his head.

"...Then give me a slap too." Mu Jin leaned his head closer.

Jun Malu stroked Mu Jin's hairy head, and said, "Master Mu Jin's hair is too messy, it's not easy to tie it."

Mu Jing was instantly hit and squatted in the corner to grow mushrooms: "This is natural curly, so it's not messy... Isn't the character image of silver hair and natural curly a play? Changzha is a couple's head... By the way, Dashemaru's mother is Hei Changzhi, why am I a natural curly, am I not born to Dashemaru's mother?"

"I am father, not mother!" A somewhat hoarse voice came from near and far in the village.

"Master Orochimaru, Master Hua Qianyue." Junma Lu saluted respectfully.

"If you want me to call you daddy, at least turn yourself into a man first, Mother Orochimaru." Mu Yan looked at the old-fashioned and bloated ninja vest in front of him, but still couldn't hide the proud curve of his chest Ninja with ponytail.

Hua Qianyue glanced at Orochimaru with a stiff face, and said, "But your name is wrong, it shouldn't be Orochimaru but Orochiko."

"That's right! If you want to go to Konoha this time as a Jonin leader, you have to change your name first. I think Orochiko is good."

"You're not bad! Who told you to mess with my ninjutsu scrolls! If it weren't for you, I would have become like this!" Orochimaru stared at Mu Yan with golden vertical eyes, with a delicate and fair face, and his whole body was full of pain. Covering the cold and dark atmosphere, it looks like an iceberg beauty.

Mu Jing puffed her cheeks and pointed at her fingers aggrievedly: "You can let me flip through what you said. Who knows that scrolls that don't know what their specific purpose are are easy to be misplaced if you don't pack them well?"

Orochimaru crossed his waist angrily and poked Mu Xi's forehead: "Why don't you know the specific purpose! That scroll is obviously used for reincarnation! I clearly put a 'Danger Do Not Move' label next to it Yes! Did you see it, brat!"

Mu Jin thought for a while: "It seems...probably...maybe...yes."

"It looks like you are tall! You must have seen it."

"Look, I saw it..."

"I saw you and still move! Your hands are still itchy!"

"But ah, isn't there often the kind of play that you say you don't want to use, but you actually want to play it?" Mu Jin said.

"..." Orochimaru suddenly turned his head to look at Junmaro who looked up at the clouds in the sky and even whistled, "Kunmaro! What did you show him again?"

"Report to Master Orochimaru, it's just a little yellow book."

"You wrote it yourself?"

"Yes."

"In the future, anything related to Jiraiya will be destroyed and absolutely not allowed to enter the base!" Orochimaru roared angrily.

"Yes, Master Orochimaru." Junmaro lowered his eyelids with some regret.

"You can't keep it private."

"...Yes, Oshemaru-sama." Junma Lu touched the book in his dark pocket with great regret.

"Have you finished speaking? You can go on the road after you finish speaking." Hua Qianyue urged impatiently.

"It's over." Orochimaru glared at him again, causing him to turn into her wood urn.

Mu Jing curled her lips, and muttered in a low voice: "Obviously the spell I rewrote corrected the shortcoming of consuming the soul after using Undead Reincarnation..."

Orochimaru turned his head and roared angrily: "But once you change it, I can only stand against this woman's body forever!"

"Women are women, don't you look down on women?" Hua Qianyue glanced over.

"...No." Orochimaru gritted his teeth secretly.

"Just be content with it. As a creature, you dare to do something to your soul like the god of death to replace your body. It's pretty good if you don't cut your soul into pieces." Hua Qianyue rolled her eyes, "How do we get there? ? Do you want me to take you?"

Several people shook their heads neatly: "No!"

"Why?" Hua Qianyue said gloomily, "Isn't it faster than running if you use the Kuangzhan Yeji Shijie to throw you all over together?"

Mu Jin twitched at the corner of his mouth: "If you do it again, you will be completely torn into pieces..."

Orochimaru touched his arm with lingering fear last time because he believed in Hana Tsuki's words, he was holding the Zanpakuto after Hajime explained and was thrown out by Hana Tsuki, which was almost smashed together with the huge rock at the destination.

"Pfft, forget it, your good intentions will not be rewarded, so how will you get over it?"

"Go over there, how else can you go over there!"

"Hey, you guys are so slow." Hua Qianyue frowned and said reluctantly, "Can I go there first? I'll wait for you at Konoha."

Mu Jin's eyes lit up, blood-red eyes were so bright that they could bleed, making people panic when looking at them, he said: "Then can you take me there first?"

He wants to go to Konoha to find Banban soon~

"How? Use Zanpakuto?" Hua Qianyue raised her eyebrows.

Mu Jin shrank his neck: "Can't you carry me over there?"

"cannot!"

"Then what about carrying?" Mu Jin didn't care that these two methods were extremely embarrassing.

"cannot!"

"Why, you took Banban away before."

"He is my son! You are not my son!" Hua Qianyue said confidently.

Mu Jin rolled his eyeballs, grabbed Orochimaru's arm and pushed him forward, and blinked at Hua Qianyue: "Oshemaru, Leng Jun, one of the legendary Konoha Sannin, the psychic triad One of the snakes, who is good at developing various forbidden techniques and researching various ninjutsu, the largest transnational organization in the ninja world, Akatsuki Sora, a disciple of the third generation of Hokage, and the village chief of Yinyin Village in Tanokuni, has countless talents flocking to him He works hard for him, has research facilities all over the world, has exquisite appearance and figure, has power, money, power, beauty and talent, can get in the daimyo's house, get in the Anbu, get in the laboratory, get out of the battlefield, and fight rebellion I can teach Xueji. What are you still thinking about? Why are you still hesitating! If you miss this village, there will be no such store! Big sale at a loss, big sale at a loss! No nine-nine-eight, no nine-eight, let alone eight! I don’t need you You can take people home with a penny! It’s free! That’s right, you heard me right, you don’t need a penny, Orochimaru takes you home! No money, no money! You can harvest such a one-of-a-kind Orochimaru! As long as you take the Orochimaru home, you will also get a free Baqi Mujin who can learn wood escape and immortal skills, oh dear! Buy one, get one free!"

"……"silence……

"Dear, do you really not consider getting one?" Mu Jin tried hard to sell her father to Hua Qianyue while blinking her eyes.

"……"silence……

"Darling, if you don't want Orochimaru, you can choose the wooden urn you gave me, dear!"

"..." Dead silence...

"Dear..." Mu Jin continued without giving up.

"Baqi Mujin!"

Orochimaru was so angry with his unfilial son that the chakras started to riot. The purple cold chakra wrapped around him like a giant python, stretching out a core like a sharp blade to lick Mu Jin's cheeks, clothes The cloth and black hair are windless, and the long hair floats to the eyes to cover half of the face. The golden snake eyes are amazingly bright, and the whole person looks like a female ghost who just crawled out of the set of a horror movie.

Mu Jin shuddered violently, and took a step back: "Mom Oshemaru, I have something to do, I'm leaving first, I won't say goodbye!"

After all, Mu Jin ran away as if fleeing for his life.

"Yaki Mujin! I won't be called Yasaki Orochimaru if I don't tear your kid's mouth apart today!" Orochimaru roared and chased after Mujin.

Hua Qianyue and Jun Malu looked at each other, and Hua Qianyue said: "Let's go slowly, let the mother and son communicate and exchange feelings."

"Okay, Master Hua Qian Yue."