[Naruto] Killing the Moon before the Flower

?Tsuki Hua looked around at Uchiha and Senju next to Nangachuan, and decisively raised his leg to the side of Uchiha, but just after a few steps, he stepped into the sky and fell into it. I don’t know why it appeared in Nanga. In the black hole on the surface of the river, there is Madara following Hua Qianyue.

Uchiha Obito looked at the front who suddenly disappeared with a face of stomach pain, and then looked at the Uchiha father and son trio who were staring at him with paralyzed faces, roaring in his heart—why did Uchiha Hana Eve’s "accident" "More than Naruto Uzumaki, the "No. [-] ninja by accident!"If you accidentally let him go by accident, hey!Why leave him here alone!

Obito Uchiha felt a sudden chill in his heart, and he had a particularly bad premonition—according to the theory of root summoning, he and Kakashi were summoned back after staying in the soul world for nearly 100 years. If there is no accident, he may You need to stay in this world for 100 years to go back...

Fuck it, after 100 years, the four wars are over!

Obito Uchiha squatted on the Nanga River with his face twisted, thinking about whether to study the ghoul seal and summon the god of death to summon Hana Mae Tsuki or Nohara Rin, although the success rate of this method is almost zero.

The few people who stood stupidly by the river for a long time finally came back to their senses, and looked at Obito Uchiha in the middle of the river with complicated and alert expressions.

Uchiha Tajima glanced at his two sons, and then looked at the stranger in front of him wearing the Uchiha clan uniform with a fan painted on his back. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of such a number one person in his clan. He hesitated for a while, and finally He opened his mouth: "Hey! Who are you? Why are you wearing Uchiha's costume?"

Obito Uchiha stood up and wiped his face. His ferocious expression immediately became indifferent and calm. There was a kind of calm that had been precipitated by time, breaking through the curse of the Uchiha clan who was less than 1.8 meters tall. There is also a kind of self-confidence and even pride in one's own strength. Although the whole body is restrained, it gives people a sense of oppression that can explode at any time and burn everything.

"I am Obito Uchiha." For several years, Mizukage turned one of the Five Great Ninja Villages into a mess, and the leader behind the scenes of Akatsuki, the largest ninja rebellion organization in the ninja world. And Uchiha Obito, who retreated to challenge the entire ninja world, and lived in the afterlife world with a living body for 100 years, even if he can't learn the ghost way, he can learn a lot about white punching and chopping. ——Pretentious or something, bullshit or something, fooling three Uchihas and three Senshou or something, such a simple matter~

Hua Qianyue, who stepped on the air and fell from Nangachuan to Yunlei Gorge, ignored Madara's condemning eyes and Jiu Lama's helpless eyes, and went straight around the protruding hill to the place where he heard someone's voice on the other side.

It was a chamber of commerce where most of the people were civilians, and the guards were all samurai, not a single ninja.

Hua Qianyue and Madara changed the Uchiha costume into a simple bunt. Madara hugged Jiu Lama, who put away eight tails and turned into an ordinary red fox, in Madara's arms. Hua Qianyue took a step back and grabbed Madara's sleeve and followed Madara Behind him, Madara's expression twisted slightly.

The samurai in charge of protecting the chamber of commerce saw them approaching and stopped them: "Who are you?"

Hua Qianyue tightened Madara's sleeve with one hand, and grabbed the black braid hanging down to her chest with the other. She timidly raised her eyes to look at the warrior with a somewhat fierce expression, took a deep breath, as if to cheer herself up, and stepped out. One step: "You... hello, my name is Ayue, this is my brother Awen, and this is our family's pet Xiaohong..."

Madara turned his head and glared at Hana Mae Tsuki from an angle that the samurai couldn't see—Mom!What do you want to do!When did you become my sister!Even if you have a loli body, you can't take advantage of me!

Jiu Lama also leaned on Madara's shoulder and looked at Hua Qianyue-my name is Jiu Lama, it's fine if you call me Xiao Jiujiu on weekdays, why did I become Xiaohong again!

Hua Qianyue still ignored it: "My family had an accident, and my family members are no longer in this world..." Having said that, Hua Qianyue lowered her eyelids and sucked her nose, as if crying.

Seeing this, the samurai's expression softened immediately.

Hua Qianyue continued: "My brother couldn't speak because of an accident. My brother and I and Xiaohong were wandering around. Xiaohong is obedient. Xiaohong will perform to make money for my brother and me to eat..."

Jiu Lama's eyes widened when he heard the words - when did he, the most powerful tailed beast, be reduced to the point where he made money by performing?Why doesn't he know? !

"Can't speak" Madara covered her mouth to hide the twitching corners of her mouth.

Next, Hua Qianyue talked a lot about how she and Awen Xiaohong wandered here from the Land of Fire, went through untold hardships, ate and slept on the ground, and slept on the ground with the sky as a cover. Kidnapped for profit but escaped in the end and fled here in a panic, the degree of misery is really crying and listening... I'm forcing...

The people from the chamber of commerce and the rest of the guards had already come over. Hearing what Hua Qianyue said, they all cried like idiots with their handkerchiefs in their mouths, and the protagonists of these tragic experiences covered their faces and refused to look up.

From other people's point of view, the reason for covering his face is because it is too sad and painful, but only they know that it is because of the pain in their stomach from holding back their laughter and they don't want others to see his distorted face.

Jiu Lama quietly put his own chakra into Madara's body for temporary contact: "For the first time, I know that she can speak like this besides fighting and researching. '

Madara replied: "It is said that my mother practiced it by chatting with Uncle Tianque when she was pregnant with me." '

'Ah, that brainwashing kidnapper, no wonder. '

'Speaking of this, I have suspected it for a long time. In fact, I was born by my mother and Uncle Tianque! '

Jiu Lama stared wide-eyed at Madara who said such outrageous words; 'Why? '

"Mom is a pervert who only specializes in fighting but likes to do research and likes to farm and raise rabbits, and dad is a pervert with a woman's face who likes to peep and like to be a matchmaker. How did these two people who don't match at all get together? ! '

'Because they are all perverts? '

Madara was startled, and then looked at the moon already hanging in the sky with a melancholy expression: "Actually, Uncle Tian Que is also a pervert, so I must have been born by my mother." '

'Anyway, you said that you were born by Hua Qianyue, so you are a little pervert born by a pervert. '

'Fuck off, I'm not a pervert!Lao Tzu is just a quiet and hard-working younger brother! '

'That's right, a younger brother who doesn't know that his younger brother is actually a younger sister. '

'...' Madara went crazy, 'Mom never told me before whether Huozhu was a younger brother or a younger sister!And I am controlling only Izumi Nana! '

Over there, Madara and Kurama were quietly chatting as a backdrop, and Hua Yueyue had finished telling the story here, which attracted unanimous applause and tears from all the audience.

The young chairman of the chamber of commerce hugged Hua Qianyue and cried, "It's okay, I will cover you from now on! You can raise whatever you want! Even if you want to raise a tailed beast, I will ask a ninja to catch it for you." !"

All the people behind the president nodded in agreement with this unreliable proposal.

Madara and Kurama stared wide-eyed, didn't they just not listen for a while?What happened?How did it get involved with the tailed beast?

Hua Qianyue gave them a thumbs up, with a proud face, and said to them with lip language: "Feed the tailed beast~"

Madara looked at Kurama, and Kurama's fox face was distorted. ?