[Naruto] Killing the Moon before the Flower

?The few people who were "accidentally" come by Hua Qianyue sat in a circle, and seriously began to think about how to return from the moon to the earth.

After a few people listed several proposals but they were all rejected, Hua Qianyue waved his hand impatiently: "Why bother, since the moon was made by the Sage of the Six Paths using the Earth Explosive Star, let Banban also use the Earth Explosion Star to make it?" A moon can send us back, this is not a one-way car, even the golem of the outside world, which is the core of the moon, can go back to the earth, why can’t we go back.”

Spotted face said: "Maybe it's a one-way car..."

Hua Qianyue slapped the back of Shangban's head with a slap: "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't be cynical. How do you know it's a one-way car if you haven't tried it."

Hua Qianyue was controlled, and was almost photographed with a concussion. The spot was so painful that she burst into tears, holding her head and staring at Hua Qianyue: "Mom! I told you not to slap my head! If I am fooled by being photographed, I will become like that daydreamer What should I do if I'm mentally disabled!"

The "brainless daydreamer" also slapped his other self on the back of the head, knocking Patty unconscious.

Hua Qianyue patted Uchiha Madara's shoulder in relief: "You are worthy of being the descendants of my Daewoo Tomoha, and my bear child will be entrusted to you."

Uchiha Madara nodded seriously.

Nine Lamas, who jumped out of Madara's collar before Banpu hit the ground, covered his fox face with his little paws, "Obviously, the descendants of the old man of the Six Paths were quite normal at first, but why are they abnormal in this generation?" Is it..."

Hua Qianyue picked up the meat on Nine Lama's back collar and shook it in front of his face: "It's not normal, it's so normal! Even the old Tangzipi of Otsutsuki Yucun said that I can best exert his "ninzong" spirit descendants."

Jiu Lama struggled in Hua Qianyue's hand: "How old is the old man of Liudao, and his brain is not normal after staying in the other world for a long time!"

Hua Qianyue put Jiu Lama on her head: "I agree that the brain is not normal, but with a very serious face but always say some inexplicable and nonsensical things."

Minato Namikaze blinked and asked, "Master Hana Mae Yue, have you seen the Sage of the Six Paths?"

"I've seen it before, he's a bastard who likes to pretend, right, those two peepers behind." Hua Qianyue rubbed the bag on the head of Madara who woke up in a daze.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then immediately got up and looked vigilantly at the two people who came out from behind the rock behind Hua Qianyue.

One of the people with a tender baby face agreed: "That's right! Great-grandfather once said that his brother is a bastard with a serious face and silly words that make people worry."

Another person with a misty moon-blue eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, and said lightly: "O god of death who came from another world, you will face several parallel journeys, and your son will be persecuted by the malice of the universe." Immersion, be careful of the black will. At the same time, the road you are on is for the great change, and the name of "forbearance" and "war" is abandoned. You are also possessed by the malice of the universe, and you will never be able to fight Get along with the things you love safely..."

"..."

Hua Qianyue frowned and looked at Uchiha Madara: "What is he talking about?"

"He's pretending." Uchiha Madara said calmly.

"Oh."

"I think you are the one who pretends to be the most pretender here." Madara who just woke up said quietly, and immediately hid behind Uchiha Madara.

"Blade, come out, I promise I won't kill you."

"I said I would kill him, but you miss me the most."

Hua Qianyue laughed so that the lily bloomed behind her: "How could it be, you are my own son, how could I be willing to let you die, at most, it will only make you paralyzed, don't worry, Ban Ban will take good care of you."

Madara burst into tears: "Sure enough, I'm not your own, otherwise no mother would want to let her own son die!"

"Why not, I am." Hua Qianyue drew out Zanpakutō, pointing the tip at Madara.

Madara immediately ran behind Obito Uchiha: "Stupid rabbit! You are my aunt Lin's good friend, so you are my uncle! Uncle, my father is not here now, so I will entrust the important task of protecting your nephew to me. You, work hard! If you are stabbed to death by my mother, I will remember to ask Aunt Lin to remember to save you a good place in the thirteenth section of the court."

Uchiha Obito's expression was blank, and his heart was filled with "Great-grandfather called him uncle, this generation is completely messed up!" Wave Madara' actually asked him to protect him, although he is not alone, but he is still 'Uchiha Madara'" was swiped.

Both Hokage also had embarrassing expressions.

Senju Feima wondered why he didn't realize that "Uchiha Madara" was actually so thick-skinned, much thicker than his elder brother.

Namikaze Minato was thinking that since he is Lin's teacher, why not look for a teacher but a teammate?Could it be that Obito, who has been raised in the soul world for more than 100 years because he has been a big villain, looks more reliable than him?Obviously the most unreliable thing when I was young was to bring soil.Hey, he's old and can't keep up with the times... No, it seems that he is the youngest except for the childhood version of Uchiha Madara, and even his two apprentices are older than him... Nami Fengshui The door was instantly frustrated and bent forward.

The calmest person present was Uchiha Madara, who was ashamed in front of the whole ninja interface, but was still crazy and cool, although he was confused by the malice of the big universe, but Uchiha Madara with a calm face was thinking darkly in his heart at the moment Thinking about how to better □the other self who is a bit silly with his mouth.

Hua Qianyue took back the Zanpakuto with regret, and patted Uchiha Madara's arm: "Actually, you are my own. Did you two hug the wrong one when you were just born?"

Madara said that he also wants to know this question, otherwise why is he always so sad, he just wants to be a brother-in-law quietly, but the reality is always so cruel, and his mother always wants to kill him.

The two moon residents who were ignored in less than a minute after their appearance slowly petrified and turned into a beautiful landscape on the moon. ?