[Comprehensive] The Concubine's Counterattack Manual

The craftsmanship of the royal chef in the palace far exceeds that of the cooks in the Shouwang Mansion, which Yang Yuhuan experienced at the banquet at the Getai.

It's just that at the banquet that day, the table was full of Concubine Mei's favorite delicacies, even if they were extremely delicious, Yang Yuhuan was not in the mood to taste them.

Even if King Shou ordered the royal chef to cook a lot of delicacies she loved, it didn't improve her appetite. It's just that Yang Yuhuan has been sleepy in Yuejing Palace for more than half a month and ate rough food for half a month. One day, the eunuch of the court lady came to her with all kinds of delicacies, saying that they were all for her body.

Although it looked very delicious, Yang Yuhuan didn't know who gave it to her before, thinking that someone with ulterior motives wanted to murder her, so she dared not eat it.

It's just that there is a tonic soup and tonic that Gao Lishi personally sent, and he specifically stated that it was a gift from His Majesty.

Yang Yuhuan was overjoyed and immediately drank the tonic.

Although Gao Lishi didn't mention who sent those dishes, Yang Yuhuan saw that Gao Lishi didn't show any strange expression when he saw the palace maid carrying the dishes, so Yang Yuhuan naturally thought that they were sent by His Majesty.

Seeing that most of the dishes were suitable for her taste, she was secretly happy, thinking that His Majesty really cared about her, and she knew exactly what she liked to eat.

Therefore, Yang Yuhuan ate these dishes without any precautions.Although these dishes were very greasy, Yang Yuhuan ate them with relish, and stopped every day until he felt pain in his stomach.

In a flash, more than half a month passed.

There are delicious delicacies every day, and the nourishing soup is nourishing. Today, Yang Yuhuan has fat on her lower abdomen, and two layers of flesh have been sandwiched between her round and full chin. Even her face has grown a whole circle!

There is no mirror in Yuejing Palace, and Yang Yuhuan doesn't know that her figure has deformed, so she still eats unscrupulously. She wants to taste His Majesty's feelings for her bit by bit.A court lady with a sweet mouth said that she had a good complexion and was plump and charming. Yang Yuhuan smiled on the surface and didn't take it seriously, but she agreed with this sentence in her heart.

On this day, Yang Yuhuan heard that His Majesty was coming, so she stood at the gate of the hall and waited early.

In the middle of the afternoon, after Tang Xuanzong finished approving the papers, he took Gao Lishi and two people to stroll slowly to the Yuejing Hall. As soon as he entered the hall, he saw a woman with a strong back lying on the window sill, looking at it seriously. Looking out the window.

Gao Lishi coughed dryly, indicating that His Majesty Yang Yuhuan had arrived.

Tang Xuanzong frowned, and before he came back to his senses, he saw the woman turn her head suddenly, and then her face burst into... a bright smile, uh... If you ignore the lump of flesh on her face , that must be a smile that is enough to fascinate men all over the world.

Yang Yuhuan ran in front of Tang Xuanzong with small steps, only then did Tang Xuanzong recognize that the person in front of him turned out to be the handsome and handsome Yang Yuhuan in the past!

Tang Xuanzong: "You..." How did you become like this?

In the past, Yang Yuhuan was plump and gorgeous, her skin was like creamy fat, and she was overwhelmed by the country. Today, Yang Yuhuan may have eaten more tonic food, her skin quality and complexion are better than before, and the chest area is also fuller. Maybe it is because of her different physique. When she was fat, the excess flesh grew on her face, but now in Tang Xuanzong's eyes, her face looks like a round...white steamed bun!

Tang Xuanzong hadn't spoken the words behind, Yang Yuhuan's cheeks were slightly red, and she bowed her knees shyly to Tang Xuanzong: "My concubine Yang, I respectfully ask Your Majesty Wanan."

Tang Xuanzong stared at her face as big as a washbasin, and said two words expressionlessly: "Excuse me."

Gao Lishi stared at Yang Yuhuan silently, with a very strange expression on his face, and thought: What strange poison did this Yang Yuhuan suffer from? Why did he change his face in just half a month?

Yang Yuhuan hadn't noticed that something was wrong with Tang Xuanzong, she lowered her eyebrows and smiled slightly, and when she was about to stand up straight, she suddenly let out an "oops", and then her whole body fell forward uncontrollably, Yang Yuhuan found the right position, Then he closed his eyes and fell into Tang Xuanzong's arms.

Tang Xuanzong subconsciously reached out to catch Yang Yuhuan's body, but...

With a "plop", Tang Xuanzong couldn't bear the weight of Yang Yuhuan, and both of them fell to the ground.

Tang Xuanzong just stretched out his hand at will, never expecting that Yang Yuhuan would put the weight of his whole body on him. After staggering two steps back, he couldn't hold on for a while, so he fell heavily on the ground with a groan. muffled.

"Your Majesty!" The only people standing in the hall were Gao Lishi and the medical girl Dong Shi. After they both screamed, they hurriedly helped Tang Xuanzong and Yang Yuhuan up.

Yang Yuhuan originally wanted to make His Majesty feel good about her so that he would not forget the love he had that night, but he didn't expect that Tang Xuanzong didn't catch him at all, and he was annoyed and embarrassed for a while.

She was helped up by Dr. Dong's daughter, and she caught a glimpse of Tang Xuanzong's gloomy face, and immediately knelt on the ground to plead guilty, with tears in her eyes: "Your Majesty, I didn't do it on purpose, please forgive me."

The night with Yang was just an accident. Tang Xuanzong still hasn't remembered how it happened that night. Although that night was muddled, Yang Yuhuan is a rare beauty in the world, and it is not a loss to have her for a night.

But Tang Xuanzong didn't want to snatch his son's daughter-in-law now, so he just wanted to send her back to Shouwang Mansion when things got colder. Unexpectedly, Yang Yuhuan was suspected of being pregnant!

She and Li Hao haven't been pregnant for four years, and they conceived in just one night with him?

In any case, if Yang Yuhuan's stomach is confirmed to be his prince, then she must be accepted into the palace, and his son cannot be allowed to treat his own brother as his son. Isn't this a mess.

As for Yang Yuhuan's status, Tang Xuanzong had already thought about it, so he made it a Shunyi, as if the palace had raised an extra beauty.

It's just that I didn't expect that Yang Yuhuan would change from a charming beauty to a village girl with a round waist after only a month of absence!

Tang Xuanzong glanced at the tearful Yang Yuhuan, and thought carefully about the weight she put on him just now...

Tang Xuanzong suddenly had the feeling of eating a fly. He glanced at the meals on the table and asked coldly: "The food has been good recently." You will know when you have gained a few pounds of meat.

Yang Yuhuan quickly wiped away her tears with the corner of her clothes, swallowed, and smiled again, "Thank you Your Majesty for the reward."

Tang Xuanzong lifted his dragon robe, sat on a grand teacher's chair, closed his eyes and meditated, and said in a deep voice, "Take a pulse."

Yang Yuhuan was taken aback for a moment, looked at Tang Xuanzong nervously, and stretched out his wrist hesitantly.

Doctor Dong will not help her this time, not to mention that there is no reward this time, but she dare not hide the truth under His Majesty's nose. Your medical career is over!

After finishing her pulse diagnosis, she clasped her hands and replied, "Return to Your Majesty, Yuniang is not pregnant."

Tang Xuanzong frowned and asked, "Confirm?"

Doctor Dong repeated: "Confirm."

He gave a faint "um", and after Doctor Dong stepped back, he unconsciously turned the blood jade finger on the thumb of his left hand with two fingers of his right hand. When Yang Yuhuan was burning with anxiety, Tang Xuanzong finally said: "Take her Send it back to Shouwang Mansion."

Yang Yuhuan was startled, and her face gradually turned pale. She stepped forward and bowed down, pulled Tang Xuanzong's trousers, and cried: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the concubine is already His Majesty's person, how can Your Majesty send the concubine back to the palace?" ?”

Tang Xuanzong lowered his eyes slightly, tapped his fingertips on the table a few times, and made a sound of "duk duk duk". Gao Lishi knew that his majesty was angry when he saw it, and said to Yang Yuhuan with a cold face: "The princess knows the truth." Forget about that day."

Yang Yuhuan said with a pale face: "But... But, after so many days, the prince will definitely become suspicious if he doesn't see me. If he knows, he will definitely not let Yuhuan go. Your Majesty, please don't let me go!" Send Yuhuan back, Yuhuan is willing to serve His Majesty forever."

She looked up at Tang Xuanzong timidly. Although her face was a bit fatter, her eyes were bright and flexible, full of grievances and tears. In an instant, Tang Xuanzong remembered the situation when they first met.

At that time, Yang Yuhuan was practicing Huxuan dance in the teaching workshop, but was conspired by a dancer to deprive her of the position of lead dancer. She sat in a corner and wept sadly. It happened that he and Gao Lishi passed by the palace, and he asked Yang Yuhuan to dance for a while. Show him a dance.He thought he would never forget that Yang Yuhuan's jade arms were relaxed, her dance clothes fluttered, and she was as captivating as a peony in full bloom. Delicate, glamorous and smart.It's just that now, that innocent girl has learned to rely on heresy ways to achieve her goals.

Tang Xuanzong's expression was a little dazed, and he regained his clarity for a moment, and said coldly: "Mr. Yang, don't you forget how that night happened? You are my daughter-in-law, and I don't want to kill you, but if you don't know the fun, I will It can prevent you from leaving the gate of Yuejing Palace again."

The corners of Yang Yuhuan's eyes were slightly red, she never imagined that the beloved in her heart would say such unfeeling words, she murmured in disbelief: "Your Majesty, how could you treat me like this?"

But thinking back to that night...

Yang Yuhuan finally felt a little guilty. She secretly twisted her nails. At that time, she just hid a little scented bait in the nails. The scented bait will melt when it meets water. Can make people emotional.

Does His Majesty already know?

No, it's impossible, only she and her brother Yang Guozhong know about Xiangbai, and it's impossible for His Majesty to find out.

She forced a smile on her face, and smiled brightly: "Your Majesty, my concubine and Your Majesty talked about rites, music, poetry and books, and they fell in love with each other. That's why what happened that day happened. Has Your Majesty forgotten?"

forget?

He did forget.