[Zhongyingmei] Xiaojie bird is gone

I just regret it now.

Jason Todd, AKA Red Hood, sitting on the curb, clutching a can of iced Coke, looking at the light in his laundry window, and wondering how he got here situational.

Woke up this morning and the sun was shining brightly.

Thank you. It was only eight o'clock in the afternoon when I finished with Roy last night. He thought about finding a bar to sit down, drink a glass of wine and go back to sleep.

Then there was the seldom idle time in this dreadful city - but it could also be because of the sudden appearance of the old man in Nightwing to increase the combat effectiveness.

He slept soundly and soundly, and woke up at seven o'clock the next morning, and it was extremely rare that it was a sunny day.

And he always had a premonition that as long as there was a sunny day in Gotham, everything would go wrong.

This thing is more evil.

For example, I have been unlucky with you for more than ten days in a row, and I was scolded bloody by my boss in the company.In the end, I finally completed a project and was praised by my boss. I feel refreshed and refreshed. I am the best.

Then it is rare to go home early and find that the child is not his own.

Of course, on Jason Todd, the Batmobile stopped in front of him. He showed the professionalism of a Gotham man on the spot, removed two Batmobile tires, and then turned around and met the black batman.

But before he realizes that the child is not his own, and before he turns his head and sees the pitch-black Batman, he still has to enjoy life.

So Jason got up, hummed a little tune, made himself a sandwich, and went to answer the phone in big pants and slippers.

unknown number.

hang up.

His phone is encrypted, yes, but there's always a bad guy (cross out, Tim Derek) who can hack in and cause trouble [loud].

Although he had to admit that the devil boy costume that Derek sent last time won his heart.

Not that he didn't wear them.

To be reasonable, which Robin didn't wear women's clothing for missions during Robin's time?

It's just that he can always imagine the old man wearing a small skirt when he sees the devil boy in a small skirt-can't think about it anymore.

Eyes hurt.

The phone rang again.

Still that strange number.

Jason paused, but still connected the phone.

On the opposite side was a loud voice.

"Hey! Jay, why aren't you answering the phone?"

Jason could almost imagine the girl sitting on the high stool with her feet dangling.

The only desserts that call him Jay Pennyworth.

Although this little dessert is more and more revealing the nature of spicy stuffing.

"How did I know when you changed your phone number? In Gotham, can you pick up an unfamiliar phone number?"

In short, it is enough to push the blame to Gotham.

"...I don't know you Gotham very well."

Jason could imagine that the other person rolled his eyes like a devil boy.

To be honest, he really didn't know why he would find an ordinary person, or a girl who looked like a devil bastard as his girlfriend.

Maybe it was because the other party was too gentle and deceived him.

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"Anyway!" The voice on the other side jumped up again, "A lawyer told me these days that I have a relative in Metropolis. He wants to meet me. I heard that his parents died when he was young. Famous people should be fine—every time you mention Gotham, the tone scares me. Anyway, pick me up at the airport at ten!"

Come on, his vacation is over.

Both parents died when I was young.

There are many people whose parents died when they were young!

What kind of Gotham is it just to meet relatives in the metropolis?Too long?

Subconsciously, Jason wanted to smoke a cigarette to calm down, but when he picked up the cigarette case, he threw it aside-forget it, that hypocrite hated the smell of cigarettes and said he was allergic to tobacco.

He also likes to lie on his body like a milk dog and smell the smoke.

If she smells it, they will fight again.

So at ten o'clock, Jason showed up at the Gotham airport on time.

At ten past ten, a girl with blond hair and blue eyes waved desperately at him.

Jason walked over casually, and slapped the opponent on the back: "Come on, even waving is useless for such a small person."

The girl pushed him with an elbow, and stood on tiptoe vigorously: "I've grown taller!"

"It's been three years since I grew taller!"

"My bone age is young! I'm going to have my bone age measured! My bone age is only eighteen... Wait, are you afraid that I will be taller than you and stress you out?" The girl stopped in her tracks and looked him up and down suspiciously, " Although my goal is to find someone who is over 1.8 meters five, but you are two centimeters away and rounded up, I will count you as passing."

Jason snorted, stretched out his hand to clamp the other party, and threw her into the car while the other party was struggling desperately.

With a snap, the door shut.

The girl's entire face was almost smashed by the car glass.

So when Jason went around and sat in the driver's seat, the girl desperately greeted his waist.

Like a cat scratching.

He was pushed aside by Jason's hand on his forehead.

"Hey, D, don't think I'm going to accompany you to the Metropolis. I'm allergic to that city."

Small desserts should look like small desserts.

Don't think that if you act coquettishly, adults will follow her around.

""37°2" Collector's Edition."

"……when?"

"tomorrow morning."

Dolores dug out the snack pack from the car, disapproving.

A boy has to look like a boy.

Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you have a good temperament and a good waist.

Seriously, that cousin who hasn't met a few times is really amazing.

"When you're in love, don't take it too seriously. Remember to give each other more sweetness, but don't let the other party lose their sense of proportion."

Speaking of which...has he practiced again recently?Do you feel that your waist feels better than last time?

Dolores thought carefully about the waist she just touched through the T-shirt, and felt that the little boy still had the self-consciousness of the boy.

The car is very stable.

It was the model that Dolores asked the butler to pick out last time.

The other party didn't care about the fact that he had raised a little boy in Gotham, and even made serious comments, which made Dolores feel lucky that she made a timely move.

Otherwise, he would be reduced to the point where his cousin was urged to marry.

Seriously, does this kind of housekeeper who watched him grow up have this habit of urging marriage?

But because the pink she picked was too eye-catching in Gotham, she was disgusted by the little boy for a long time.

But the other party accepted it and changed the color.

The reason is that Gotham is too messy, the pink car is too eye-catching, and the tires will be removed if it can't stop for half an hour.

It was as if he had really stolen the tires of some car.

Well……

She still felt that she was really a magnanimous benefactor.

Change the color, change the color.

After all, even a little boy doesn't want others to know that he is adopted.

man's face.

Jason, who was driving, glanced at the other party.

The other party was holding a snack bag and chewing.

At home, her family doesn't allow her to eat snacks.

A small dessert like this that is spoiled by the family and doesn't understand anything will be eaten to nothing in Gotham.

Even if it is a spicy filling, it will be made into a spicy pot and eaten clean.

"Shall we have spicy pot tonight? I brought the ingredients!"

"So how did you get the material on the plane!"

"Because it's my money."

What's wrong with bringing materials on a private jet?

"..."

It's not easy being a flight attendant.The ingredients for the spicy pot are also consigned.

but……

After he said that he couldn't go to the metropolis for a while, he was kicked out and sat on the curb with an iced Coke in his hand, only to look at the lights upstairs.

And the "bang bang bang" explosion in the kitchen.

Seriously, isn't the old man's unique skill in frying the kitchen?

When he counted to ten in his heart, he saw a trembling hand appearing at the window.

He spurned the other party's craftsmanship in his heart, threw the empty ice coke can in his hand into the recyclable trash can, and went upstairs.

Eh?

Not bad, this time I fried two pots.

It's just that the whole person is ashamed.

Jason put water in the bathroom, threw Dolores into it, and then took out a new pot from the cabinet—fortunately, he went downstairs to the supermarket to grab a discounted one when he knew Dolores was coming. The new pot is hidden.

When Dolores came out of the bathroom wiping her hair, she saw her boyfriend in an apron cooking dinner in front of a brand new pot.

She walked over angrily, patted the other person's buttocks, and frowned: "I think Yeyi's buttocks should feel better."

Jason: "...Go away."

Dolores wrapped her arms around Jason's waist from behind and leaned her head on his back: "Language!"

There is no deterrence at all.

But she was too light.

Jason felt that the people behind him didn't matter at all.

He tasted it, then put the spoon aside: "Okay, do you want to eat? If you don't eat it, get out, I'm going to eat."

Dolores felt that she was really too used to each other.

So he let go of his hand and kicked the opponent's calf: "Go take a bath, it smells like a spicy pot."

Eh?I think I am too used to this small dessert with spicy stuffing.

Jason turned off the fire, and casually pulled the towel off the other person's body, went to the bathroom and closed the door.

Then Dolores cursed from behind the door: "You'd better not come out, come out and I'll kill you!"

"It's the same as saying you have this ability."

"If you have the ability, don't come out today. I'll finish eating the pot first, and then go upstairs to find Ye Yi."

"Go away, Nightwing's activity area is not Gotham."

"Then I'll take care of Red Robin!"

"Pfft, you go, you go hahahahahahahahahahahaha."

The steam from the bathroom and the sound of water sprayed from the shower covered the quarrel between the two.

Through the water vapor, Jason saw his own face reflected in the mirror on the sink. His hair was soaked in water, and the strand of white hair was only stuck to his cheek, which looked a little strange.

Especially compared to the red hair in the back.

Dolores said that white hair is particularly sexy.

Sex from hell?