after the villain's amnesia

Brother Shutong led them into an inner house.

The layout is quite elegant, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the location is excellent. If you want to come to this family, you must have some money, otherwise you can't afford to live in such a nice house.

The book boy said: "Our lady is in the backyard."

Xian Deng asked: "Why is it in the backyard? Isn't Miss in the boudoir?"

The book boy said embarrassingly: "We usually stay in Miss's own boudoir, but today the master went to invite God, afraid that no one at home would watch over Miss, so he moved Miss to live in the backyard."

Xian Deng was surprised and said, "God please?"

He thought in his heart: So this is the family that mobilized teachers and mobilized people to invite gods on the street on the Lantern Festival today?

The book boy said: "Master goes to invite God every year, but this year, something like Miss happened, Master spent more money to invite God. I just hope Miss can get well soon."

Lan Xuehuai asked, "What happened to your young lady?"

The book boy paused for a moment, probably because he couldn't think of how to speak, so he just said: "You two little immortals, after the master comes back, you will know what happened."

He bought two more cups of tea for Lan Xuehuai and Xiandeng, arranged them in the living room, and waited for the master to invite God to come back.

After drinking a cup of tea, Xian Deng thought the tea was bitter and didn't want to drink a second cup, so he knelt down on the table with melon seeds and said, "I'm so bored."

Lan Xuehuai thought in her heart: You are the one who wanted to follow, and now you say you are bored, why, do you still want to leave?

Xian Deng finished knocking the melon seeds and stood up again.Lan Xuehuai's eyes followed him all the way to the door, as if she was really afraid that he would leave.

I saw the other party sitting in the corridor, breaking off a dead branch, using the branch to tease the bastards in the pond, and then scattered all the fish from the water after a while, in short, it never stopped.

Lan Xuehuai sat in the room for a while, then said, "Can you stop shaking?"

"I'm bored!" Xian Deng threw the dead branch: "Why don't you tell me a story, just tell me about your little clear cave, what's that for? I heard there is a wordless rock in it, what wish can you make?" It can be achieved, what are you going to promise?"

Lan Xuehuai said: "That is something kept by the cave master, I have never seen it before."

Xiandeng said: "Oh—that's it. I'm very interested to see it. The Mahayana hearing will be held next year. Will Wuzi Panshi be invited?"

Lan Xue looked at him warily and said, "What do you want to do?"

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I just want to show it, why are you so nervous." Xian Deng smiled, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a sandalwood box on another table in the living room.

In the box, there are a lot of jewelry, very luxurious.

Xian Deng touched it, and said in surprise: "This family is really rich and powerful, isn't the jewelry in the living room afraid of being stolen?"

His hands couldn't be idle, he took a few earrings and looked at them.

Lan Xue's heart tightened, and she asked, "What are you doing with his earrings?"

Xian Deng looked around and found that there was indeed no one in the old man's house, so he jumped to the edge of the pool with the earrings, put his own ears on the pool, and compared.

He shook his head slightly, curled his lips, and said in disgust: "It's not pretty."

Lan Xuehuai's eyes wandered and moved to other places.

"What's not nice?" he asked.

Xian Deng said: "This earring is not pretty!"

He suddenly leaned over, and a face appeared in front of Lan Xuehuai, as if he was about to throw himself into his arms.

Lan Xue took a step back in shock, and said shamefully, "What are you doing!"

Xian Deng said inexplicably: "Shall I show you, look at my earrings? Do you think this one looks better, or that one?"

He had one on each ear.

One is his own blue silk earrings, and the other is the red coral earrings he just took out of the box.It's a pity that Xian Deng is too close to him, Lan Xuehuai can't care about the earrings, her eyes are full of the other party's long and straight eyelashes, and the smell of milk coming from him.

Because Xian Deng was close, Lan Xuehuai sat on the stool again, with his hands on the armrests, his whole body was pressed down by Xian Deng, almost feeling suffocated.

"I……"

Xian Deng picked up the blue earrings on his own, and straightened his body from Lan Xuehuai: "The blue ones look good, don't they?"

Lan Xuehuai pursed her lips and said nothing.

Xiandeng sighed and said: "Hey, I also think the blue one looks good. This is what Laojun bought for me back then, but unfortunately I lost it when I came back to Xiaoqingdongtian last time. When I came back to look for it, I can't find it anywhere."

Lan Xuehuai replied perfunctorily.

Xian Deng glanced and saw the hairpin on his ponytail.

With an idea, he suddenly pulled the hairpin off Lan Xuehuai's head.

Lan Xue had a guilty conscience, and unexpectedly the other party made such a move, which startled him: "What are you doing!"

"Let me take a look at your hairpin. Wow, it's so cool, it's really not ordinary." Xian Deng touched Lan Xuehuai's hairpin, blinked his eyes, and said, "How about lending me a wearer?"

"How dare you!" Lan Xuehuai stood up, "Give it back to me!"

He stretched out his hand and looked at Xian Deng aggressively.

Xian Deng didn't take it seriously, and inserted the white jade hairpin into his hair with a smile.

"Dai Dai, don't be so stingy, it's not like I won't return it to you."

Lan Xue's angry face was almost red, she gritted her teeth and thought: Does he know what shame is?

The broken branch buzzed and vibrated, Lan Xuehuai grabbed it suddenly, Xian Deng saw it, jumped more than a meter away, and said quickly: "Don't hit, don't hit, I'll give it back to you, can't I give it back to you!"

He pulled out the hairpin from his hair and put it in Lan Xuehuai's hand.

"Here."

As soon as Lan Xuehuai held it, she realized something was wrong: "This is not my hairpin."

Xian Deng was surprised and said: "Why is this not your hairpin, don't spit blood, this is what I just took."

Lan Xuehuai gritted her teeth: "What trick are you trying to play again!"

Xian Deng giggled and said, "Okay, okay, I was discovered by you."

He took out another hairpin from behind, which was held by Lan Xuehuai just now.The two hairpins are indeed very similar, except that the fake hairpin that Xian Deng took out first has a white pearl at the end, which is very beautiful.

Lan Xuehuai returned the hairpin with beads to Xiandeng, but didn't want Xiandeng to confiscate it: "This is for you too."

Lan Xuehuai was taken aback.

Xian Deng said: "The first time I saw you, I thought it was very suitable for you."

Lan Xuehuai was stunned again, and asked, "When did you buy it?"

Xian Deng rubbed his nose, raised his head and thought, "Like the year before last?"

——Then it wasn’t specially bought for him.

Lan Xuehuai felt a little angry in her heart, and said to herself: You glib thing!

Xian Deng suddenly realized something, and immediately said: "Don't get me wrong! Although I bought it a few years ago, I just thought it looked good, and I didn't intend to buy it for others. I suddenly saw you today, so I thought about it. Woke up and I still have this hairpin in my arms. Ah! Brother Xuehuai, this is fate, look, isn’t it destined that we will meet each other, I have prepared gifts for you so many years in advance!”

Lan Xuehuai said: "Are you giving hairpins to men?"

Xian Deng said without shame: "That's not what I said, sometimes I give hairpins to women as well."

After hearing this, Lan Xuehuai snorted coldly.

At this moment, the master of the family finally came back, and after inviting the two of them to sit down, he began to tell the story of the young lady from the beginning to the end.

Master Mai is a well-known salt merchant in the south of the Yangtze River, and he can be regarded as a wealthy man.There are many wives and concubines in the family, but the wives and concubines gave birth to seven or eight sons in a row. Only his third wife finally gave birth to a daughter after all the hard work, and became the jewel in the palm of Master Mai.Ms. Mai is innocent and lively, and grew up with no worries about food and clothing. A while ago, she went to Chenghuang Temple to offer incense, and she went crazy when she came back.

When Xian Deng heard this, he couldn't help asking: "Why is Miss Mai crazy? Did you say anything?"

Master Mai sat on the chair and sighed: "My daughter, Mai, developed a high fever as soon as she came back and started talking nonsense. She said that when she went to the Temple of the Town God to offer incense, she was spotted by the Lord Chenghuang, and the Lord Chenghuang gave her a drink. She has received a dowry gift, and she has accepted a dowry gift from someone else, and she has to make a sedan chair to go to the Chenghuang Temple to get married with the Lord Chenghuang on the eve of the Lantern Festival. If you don't do this..."

Xian Deng asked: "What will happen if you don't do this?"

Master Mai said: "If you don't do this, my daughter will die. Every day she passes, there will be a strange wound on her body. We found someone to watch her for twelve hours without daring to stop for a moment, but she There are still wounds on her body! I invited someone to look at it, and others said that Master Chenghuang was urging her, so I..."

"Master Mai, don't be in a hurry." Xiandeng comforted him: "I have never heard of any Lord Chenghuang getting married? Don't worry, this matter is on my shoulders."

After listening to Mr. Mai, thank you very much.

Lan Xuehuai walked aside and asked Xiandeng: "I didn't ask you for help, why did you intervene?"

Xian Deng smiled and said, "Aren't good brothers just helping each other?"

Lan Xue said coldly: "Who is a good brother to you!"

Xian Deng said: "Don't be so heartless, I regard you as a good friend in my heart, and I even gave you a hairpin. Okay, okay, you don't like to hear me say this, then let's talk about business."

Lan Xuehuai said: "What business are you talking about? You just promised with confidence, but you have thought about what to do tonight? Are you really planning to send his daughter to the Temple of the City God? If there is something evil in the Temple of the City God, who can protect his daughter well?" ?”

Xian Deng said: "Don't worry, I have my own plan."

Lan Xuehuai saw that he was really confident, she tilted her head and stared at him suspiciously.

Xiandeng said: "The one from the Town God's Temple just wants a woman, it's not easy to handle, I'm the best at pretending to be a woman!"

Lan Xuehuai: ...

Xian Deng turned his head to look at him with a smile, and said proudly, "Have you ever heard of brother's great achievements?"

Lan Xuehuai pursed her lips, as if she already knew what he was going to say.

Sure enough, Xiandeng recounted how he pretended to be a woman and how he played around with the master of Xijianmen.He laughed loudly while talking, and after he finished laughing, he found that Lan Xue was not smiling, and he felt bored, so he put away his smile and said, "You are so boring. Forget it, I will ask Master Mai to borrow two sets of him." daughter's clothes."

Xian Deng did what he said, and asked Master Mai to bring a set of red wedding dresses.

This wedding dress was originally prepared for Miss Mai in advance, but now it is worn on Xiandeng's body, the upper body is a bit tight, and the waist is a bit loose, just tie it with a belt.He is very proficient in wearing women's clothes, as if he has done such pranks countless times before, the layers of red wedding dresses were put on in less than a quarter of an hour.

Lan Xuehuai stood behind him, watching Xian Deng put on without pressure, and sat in front of the mirror with a sense of ceremony, preparing to put on makeup for herself.

Finally, he couldn't help asking, "Is it necessary for you?"

Xian Deng said: "What is necessary."

Lan Xuehuai: "...Make up."

Xian Deng laughed: "What you want to ask is why I don't mind so much. Oh, I know, I know, even a man doesn't like to pretend to be a woman, but I'm different, so I don't mind this. Xiao Xianjun , there are many ways to do it, you have to know that there are many things that women do in this world, which are much easier than men!"

Lan Xuehuai frowned.

Xiandeng smiled and said: "Pretending to be a woman can save you a lot of work. You don't know that last time Tang Qile and I went to help a family at the foot of the mountain get rid of evil spirits, and ended up offending a local rich young master. We had to fight to get rid of the young master. I cheated back into the jar of evil spirits in my hand, but my brother is so smart, he had an idea, and put on a woman's clothes to catch him! In fact, the method of chasing women is not much different from that of catching men. I am self-taught, that young master Fascinated by my brother's beauty, I didn't even need to beat him, just took the jar back."

Lan Xuehuai's face sank, "You're quite proud."

I thought in my heart: sticking flowers and messing with grass, looking for flowers and asking willows, is not a thing!

Xiandeng: "You said exactly the same thing as Tang Qile. Why aren't you proud? Do you think I've relaxed a lot? Doesn't it take a lot of energy to fight? As for the shame... Make it a goal, what do you care about this?"

He really doesn't seem to care whether he wears men's clothes or women's clothes, and he can't hear any emotional fluctuations when he says this, as if there is nothing in this world that can attract his attention and make him care about it with a bottom line one two.

The room fell silent for an instant.

Xian Deng saw Lan Xuehuai leaning against the wall through the reflection of the mirror.

Lan Xuehuai was looking at him, Xiandeng was holding some rouge, and was about to apply some rouge to his lips.He paused for a moment, then suddenly bent his eyes, opened his mouth, and smiled very touchingly.

The ends of his eyes were slightly raised, looking from the mirror, revealing a hint of seductiveness.

"Little Xianjun, what are you looking at me for? Do you want to try it too?"

Lan Xuehuai didn't seem to understand what idle light meant, and looked at him in surprise.

Xian Deng has already turned his head eagerly: "I haven't asked others to put rouge on me yet, you can try it!"

Lan Xuehuai's body froze, and the roots of her ears were quickly stained red: "What are you going crazy about?"

Xian Deng asked: "What's crazy? Don't you think it's fun, don't you want to?"

In the room, it was quiet for a while.

Lan Xuehuai's stiff body began to regenerate blood, he took a step, and showed with practical actions: I really want it!

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