I'm sorry I went to the wrong set [Comprehensive]

Ama Yimeng's words make it impossible to determine whether he is an old driver or a child who doesn't understand anything but thinks he understands it well. Very honest goblin."

Just when Akashi was labeling him "DT" and pretending not to hear, Ama Yimeng said again, "Speaking of which, my brother and I seem to be dating now?"

"..."

In order for him to misunderstand and say some nonsense, Akashi decided to explain to him, "Dating is an activity between lovers."

"But here it is said that a date is a meeting at a pre-arranged time and place, and you get to know each other through getting along and talking." Ama Yimeng suddenly understood after reading the content on the phone verbatim.

Looking at his expressionless face, Akashi suddenly felt a little suffocated in his heart, and really didn't want to hear what he said next.

Ama Yimeng stared straight into Akashi's eyes, which gave people the illusion of sincerity, "I bought the movie tickets first, and then I went to the cinema with my brother. Through watching movies, we can deepen our mutual understanding. In this way, my brother and I It’s true that you’re dating, but your brother is right, it’s also written here that dating is an important part of courtship.”

Akashi looked at the place where his finger was, and what he searched on the phone was the meaning of dating, and the line of words touched by the pointy nail was: through dating to determine the degree of compatibility between the two parties, and to cultivate and consolidate love at the same time.

Premonitioning what Amaimon was going to say, Akashi left the movie theater with a cold face, saying he was not feeling well. There was a ten-meter-high golden statue of Mephisto at the entrance of the movie theater. Statue of Pfister.

"Brother, what's the matter? Is the previous wound recurring?" Ama Yimeng still remembered what Akashi said about cheating the headquarters of the Orthodox Knights through bitter tricks, so he took off his tattered windbreaker and put it on. On him, and then pinched his shoulders, the obedient little hamster showed a strong side, "I only know now that my heart for brother is actually love."

"..."

You really shouldn't have listened to him.

Akashi's entire face turned black from the heat remaining on his clothes.

Ama Yimeng thought that Akashi's silence meant accepting himself, so he wrapped the windbreaker even tighter, and his boyfriend was full of strength, "Brother, can we proceed to the next step after confirming the relationship, such as [beep——] and then [beep—— —] Then [beep——] and finally [beep——], or [beep——] in the wild..."

The abdomen suffered a huge external force, and Amayimeng was replaced by a muffled groan before he finished speaking. He held his painful stomach in disbelief, and looked at his brother who was docile in his arms just a second ago. At this moment, he raised his right hand to himself with a cold expression.

"Brother, what did I do wrong? Could it be that you don't like the progress so fast? But I heard that human beings like fast food culture, and my brother who has been in the material world for so long must have gotten used to it all night—— "

After kicking him away, Akashi tore off the windbreaker hanging from his shoulders, met Ama Yimeng's unbelievably hurt eyes, and planned to give him a chance to reprieve, who knew that he didn't cherish it, and angered him to a greater extent After leaving Akashi, Akashi pronounced the sentence coldly, "Exposed."

It's not a simple exposure, but five consecutive exposures.

When Akashi saw Amaimon again the next day, he was so weak that he couldn't even maintain his human form.

A little green hamster with bulging hairs on its head struggled to pick up its four short legs and climbed onto the table, rubbed Akashi's hand holding the pen flatteringly, and said directly, "I didn't think about it." When it comes to brother’s emotions, the first time is always accompanied by nervousness and fear, I will definitely pay attention next time, I went to check a lot of information, and they all said that the feeling of being in love makes the heart beat faster.”

The little hamster put its paw on the heart, "So I must be very fascinated by brother, because the heartbeat is still very fast up to now."

The pen was burnt to ashes by the sudden blue flames, and several veins popped out of Akashi's clenched fist, "Shut up."

Ama Yimeng closed her mouth obediently, feeling the breathless heartbeat in her chest, thinking to herself: This is really a burden of happiness~~~

After exercise, fear, tension, and even hunger will cause a rapid heartbeat. This is a tragedy that biology has not learned well.

"Mephisto, you already knew that Yukio is the teacher of the private school, why didn't you tell me from the beginning?"

Rin Okumura, who directly pushed the door and walked in, met a pair of round eyes. When he saw Ama Yimon on the table, he was stunned for a moment, "I didn't expect... Mephisto, you would have such a pet."

The little furry creatures are always cute, Rin Okumura came close and wanted to lick them, but he just stretched out his fingers and was bitten.

Ama Yimon was swung up and down several times in the air before letting go, and jumped back onto the table, but due to the influence of his body size, he couldn't adjust his posture, and rolled several times before hitting Akashi's arm before stopping.

Okumura looked at the small holes that were still bleeding from his index finger, "Shouldn't hamsters be very docile? What kind of breed is this? Why are they so cruel? Should I get an injection so that they won't be infected with any diseases?" Bar?"

Hearing this, Ama Yimeng turned over on his stomach, making a threatening noise.

Okumura stopped looking at him with lingering fear, and took out a tissue to wrap his injured finger, "Mephisto, since you knew Yukio was an exorcist, you should have told me."

"Tell you, and then what?" Akashi didn't even look at him, and just kept correcting the plan for the second half of the year submitted by Yukimura.

"Then I'll..." Okumura withdrew his voice, not knowing what to say.

Yeah, what is he?Don't you have to protect your brother?Or can the adoptive father's death be avoided?

Fujimoto Shiro is dead, this is an unchangeable reality, but those who stay still have to work hard to live.

He is the older brother, and it is his bounden duty to protect his younger brother, even if Xue Nan doesn't need his protection.

Isn't that how brothers exist?

"Did you come here just to say that?"

Akashi's lukewarm attitude finally calmed Rin Okumura's mind, and he thought of something serious, "Mephisto, I'm an exorcist now, shouldn't I..."

"Exorcist candidates are not even called, but they are just beginning to learn."

"..." Rin Okumura was a little bit embarrassed, took a deep breath and said, "Whether it's a cadet trainee or something else, I've already taken this step, so when will you teach me fighting skills? You should be very good Bar?"

"Do you want to reach the end after taking a step?"

After being dismantled one after another, Rin Okumura didn't know what to say for a while, thinking that he was an idiot who came to Mephisto.

"I know, I won't come to ask you again, I will rely on my own efforts to become an exorcist!"

After leaving this sentence, Okumura Rin left disappointed.

Ama Yimeng was very puzzled, "Don't you want to train him?"

nourish?Be it Rin Okumura, or the entire material world, to Mephisto, they are genuine toy boxes, and the purpose of the toys is only to entertain the owner.

Ama Yimeng remembered what he found on his mobile phone, crawled along Akashi's arm to his shoulder, and said close to his ear, "If you can't get away, I can help you to tiao/tiao him, At least the next time I talk to my brother, I won't be so rude."

The soft and fluffy hair swept over the earlobe from time to time, and the ears were stained with a crimson color visible to the naked eye. After realizing what happened, Ama Yimeng said lightly, "So that's how it is! My brother is so arrogant!"

On the surface, being so indifferent to himself is to cover up the eagerness in his heart!

"I'm not tsundere, let alone sick, don't just give people strange settings." Rationally, Akashi thinks that he shouldn't care about a person who has been violated by the Internet, but emotionally, he really wants to give him the last one for free. The Big Ben package, and in the end Amaimon's current hamster appearance inadvertently saved his own life.

Akashi isn't crazy enough to kill a cute little hamster that is only half the size of a palm, but he may have to bear double the punishment after returning to human form.

"...What the hell did you read on the Internet?"

Ama Yimeng said solemnly, "Only some general recommendations, and the late-night series of 'Wanting to move·Heartbeat·Love's Great Adventure', in which there are human women with various skin colors. Switch to In the BL mode, there are still many fair-skinned and beautiful human men."

Just hearing this name makes people feel very suspicious. What are you waiting for?Where are you going to venture again?Apparently a late-night show on Dec/Act/Forbidden.

No matter which world you are in, there are programs like this.

A feeling of powerlessness rose, Akashi covered his forehead, "Don't look at this kind of thing again in the future."

Ama Yimeng quickly agreed, "Okay, from now on I will only look at the nude body of my brother."

"..."

Akashi tried to divert his attention, "Where's Satan?"

"It seems that I haven't seen my father. Is there something wrong, brother? Is it an exorcist to kill or something? I can also help." Originally, what Ama Yimeng read was to take care of Xiaoshou and Xiaogong. responsibility, but thinking that my brother didn’t seem to like watching these things by myself, I changed my words, “It’s my responsibility to take care of my brother”.

Hearing the pause in the middle of his speech, Akashi knew that what he originally wanted to say would definitely not be serious, but right now it is indeed Satan's movements that make him more concerned.

Within a few days, Akashi knew that Satan must have done something bad somewhere he couldn't see, because a few people who claimed to be "superior prosecutors from the Vatican headquarters of the Knights of the True Cross" appeared in front of him .

"The headquarters suspects that you and Shiro Fujimoto have joined hands to adopt Satan's son to commit crimes. Now, John Faust V, whose real name is Mephisto Ferris, is invited to the theater court to be interrogated by the three sages. Of course, Rin Okumura has been arrested. The identity of the demon was confirmed, and he was detained in the prison called Styx at the bottom of the center of the Vatican headquarters."

"..."

I didn't expect the action to be so fast.

The author has something to say: Hahaha, the progress is a bit fast