everything for the mother star

?As stated earlier in this article.

Many times in life, a small decision will change the trajectory of the future.And this decision may be just a decision made in an instant that is not thoughtful or not.

For example, in Aruba's head, there is a sophisticated plan to reach the pinnacle of life.

There is an outline in it.

[Conquer a country, conquer surrounding countries, conquer the world, marry gold, give birth to babies, raise babies, conquer surrounding planets, distribute planets to babies, and study how to surpass Yellowstone with gold. 】

However, after setting this outline, the pen in Aruba's mind paused.

Does the sequence of task processes need to be debugged?

If you marry gold first.

Could other steps be made easier?

Although gold is not easy to chase.

But it's better to solve the biggest problem in advance than to stop the plan of conquering the universe because you can't catch up with girls after conquering the world.

So Aruba re-shot the sequence.

[Conquer a country, marry gold, conquer surrounding countries, conquer the world, give birth to babies, raise babies, conquer surrounding planets, distribute planets to babies, and study how to surpass Yellowstone with gold. 】

You just came back from the ruins.Instead of shutting you down for a few days first, Aruba chooses to spend more time with you.

In order to catch up with you.He bought a recent bestseller.

You sat quietly on the bed, looking at a book sitting solemnly on the small table in front of your dressing table, holding a pink book to study.

The cover of the book can literally blind your eyes.

It's called [100 ways to teach you how to catch up with the goddess lovelove~].

Article [-]: Girls say no, but they actually want it.

Example 1: "Do you like this bag?" "Ah, it's so cute, but I don't want it." The correct way is to buy the bag and give it to her.

Example 2: "I really want to kiss you, is that okay?" "Ah, I hate it, don't." The correct way is to directly block her mouth with your mouth.

Aruba was a little excited and decided to practice it.

Aruba picked up a very exquisite loose powder box on the dressing table, pretended to play with it for a while, and then handed it to you: "This... a box for cosmetics (what is the scientific name of this thing) …How do you like it."

You don't understand what Aruba is doing, but you still look carefully at the box in Aruba's hand.The design is indeed great, it looks exquisite and playing cards, and the color matching of the geometric petal pattern on the box is also very beautiful.

"It's pretty." You said.

"Do you want to?"

"no need."

Aruba throws the loose powder box at you and the box comes out, the lid comes loose.You've got loose powder all over you.

Loose powder is fragrant.

But a loose powder, is red.

This... Is this a biochemical attack? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

You look at Aruba silently with white hair and pink face, and Aruba's eyes are also looking at you.You feel as if he is waiting for some kind of response from you.

"It's yours now," Aruba says to you.

"..."

If you didn't have any knives or other sharp blades at hand, you would have thrown them back to Aruba.

Aruba was a little disappointed, and continued: "I really want to kiss you, can you?"

"No." You think Aruba is a bit silly today.

He stood up and walked towards you slowly.You think he seems to have his own background wall, and a big rose field blooms behind him.

His hand touched your face, and then his face slowly approached you...

"Ache!!!!"

You got sprayed all over by Aruba.

You feel like you don't have to take it anymore.

Aruba was thrown out of the room by you.

Aruba staggered to his feet, patted the neckline that was thrown out by you, so it was stained with a lot of loose powder, and glanced coldly at the employees watching the bustle outside.

The employees working outside the room immediately lowered their heads.

Mistake.I didn't expect the powder to be so offensive to my nose.But Aruba will not give up because of this, open the book to read the next article.

Rule number two: When a girl is angry, drive you away.Don't think she is really angry.Because girls feel good when they are angry for a while, but after a while they will be lonely and cold.At such a time, you have to rush over to coax her with a deadpan face.

Example 1: "Go, go, go! QAQ" The correct way to do it is to grab her hand and put it on your chest: "I can't live without you."

Example 2: If the girl is still unhappy, you can find a washboard, or a computer motherboard, or something like durian, put it in a small corner of the room, and kneel on it.Just wait for the girl to feel sorry for you!

Aruba pushed the door, but didn't push it.It was locked by you from the inside.Aruba pressed the door shut, and the door automatically opened from both sides.Just kidding, this base is Aruba's own son, no door is not open to Aruba.

While changing clothes, you silently covered important parts with the clothes you haven't worn yet.

"Plaid." This is the first time you swear.

When the door of your room is open, there is no privacy.You can see that some of the civilian staff outside are peeping at the situation here with small mirrors! =Dish= This makes you feel a bit pained!

After Aruba entered, the door closed.He approached you, took your hand that was still stained with water after a quick wash, hesitated for a moment (because it was carrying water, a little disgusted), and placed it on his chest: "I can't live without you .”

"The restrictions on military bullets have been lifted long ago." You ruthlessly denied it.

Aruba was silent for a while.He was speechless.

He can't live without you for no reason.Your presence seems to have little to do with his health.The reason why I read it like this is because I think it will have some kind of magic effect.

Is the authority of this book really as good as the online public reviews?

Try again.

Aruba winked at the two chefs in the room, and they hurried out.Aruba took the cutting board and put a row of garlic on it.Then he knelt on the head of your bed with a cutting board in his hand.

"What are you doing..." Is this man really Aruba? ? ?If he hadn't entered the room with his palm prints, you would think that this guy must have been impersonated.

Aruba didn't get back to you.

You change your clothes and take a trip on the bed.There's still a game the next day, so you don't have time to worry about him.If he likes to kneel there, just kneel.

The problem is, it doesn't take long for you to lie in bed before you discover the problem.

Why, Aruba wants to kneel garlic.

Aruba was not just a young boy, he was also kneeling on the cutting board, and a lot of garlic was crushed and cracked.

I don't know where the garlic is produced, and the smell instantly filled the room of Nuoda.

He is still kneeling at the head of your bed, the source of evil is under his legs.

Is it a biochemical attack?Is it a biochemical attack? ? ? ?

You can't help it.He lifted the quilt and stood on the bed, lifting Aruba up.This height difference is really... the bed is not very high, but it is not short, so Aruba is really uncomfortable that I can't lift it up like this.

Aruba showed a smile, sure enough, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, there is a golden house in the book, you feel sorry for him.

"It's okay, my leg doesn't hurt." Before you, Aruba began to recite his lines while looking at you affectionately.

=mouth=…

You have thrown Aruba out again.

Aruba also came in to make trouble a few times.You still had a little bit of patience at the beginning, until the seventh time he woke you up when you were about to fall asleep, pushed you down against the wall, and then said something after the wall thumped you: "You have successfully caught my attention." After talking nonsense, you finally broke out.

"From now on." You said word by word: "If you step in again, I will demolish your base."

After you throw Aruba out this time, the world will be clean.

outdoor.

Although there is no change on the surface in Aruba, the employees seem to have seen a dark cloud over the head of their boss, and there is a gloomy light rain, and occasionally there is a lightning effect.

Gossip spreads quickly, and many people know about their boss's frustration in love.

So when the boss suddenly called some people to a meeting, the hearts of those called were all trembling.

Most of the people who work under Aruba will not have too low a double quotient.After hearing the list of people for the meeting, some couldn't hold back their laughter.

Aren't these all employees who already have families!Isn't the boss's purpose of learning from the scriptures too obvious! ! !

I used to think that the reason why the boss didn't want female employees was because of their sexual orientation.Moreover, the boss also has certain requirements for the appearance and taste of the employees, and he is also cleanliness, which always makes the hearts of many good-looking male employees a little thumping.

However, when the boss's true love came, I suddenly felt that my boss's friend's girlish feelings are so cute...=w=

At the meeting, the faces of well-dressed men, big and small, who are always a bit intimidated by Aruba, were hardened.

Absolutely, absolutely not laughing.

But it's so difficult! ! !

The boss does have occasional meetings, and he plays the ppt of the 3D information projection technology that is very high-end.However, the boss, who has always been serious and concise, suddenly released a pink seminar with the theme [100 ways to teach you how to catch up with the goddess lovelove~] feasibility, which really made it difficult for them to survive.

Aruba felt that there were too many people going out to go to the toilet in the middle of the day, but he didn't care much because he was a little annoyed: "Do you have any ideas?"

A younger guy raised his hand: "Mr. Allen, I think most of this is the truth. But there is a very basic question."

"What's the problem?" Aruba humbly asked for advice.

"A lot of behaviors, if they don't reach a certain level of friendliness, they will be hated instead..."

"Details."

"For example, the first to the seventh. This is more applicable between couples who have confirmed their relationship. If the woman has not had a good impression of you, sir, she may be hated."

quilt,

讨，

厌，

of.

Aruba seems to have taken an arrow in the knee...

The employee's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally shut up quickly.Because the effect of the dark clouds that had always been on the boss's head became bigger, the light rain turned into a thunderstorm.The hair became limp and collapsed on the head.

...by the looks of it.The boss has already done the first seven items.

No, you can't laugh.If you laugh at a time like this, you will definitely die!

After trying to adjust his expression, the employee spoke again: "But you still have a chance, boss. I think the eighth rule is very suitable for the boss to re-establish a friendly relationship with...Miss Jin Zi."

"Oh?" Aruba raised his head again, swiped his fingers in mid-air, and operated the slide to the eighth.

[Article [-]: Everything the woman says is the truth and is correct.When you quarrel, you must apologize first, and then you will do whatever she says.Let her feel that you dote on her and apologize sincerely. 】

Although I don't feel like I did anything wrong.

But after looking around at the employees present for a week, everyone folded their arms and nodded slightly in agreement.

Maybe, advice from an experienced crowd, worth taking?