Smile and Raph in One Piece

The black-haired girl sat cross-legged on the board of the boat, trying to glue a gold-plated cross that was obviously broken and then stuck together to the back of a phone bug with a wine-red patterned shell. After falling down with a "bang" once, he sighed regretfully, turned his head away and concentrated on enjoying the sunbath.

Love was lying on the deck basking in the sun, and suddenly recalled the scene when she and Xiaoxiao met for the first time.

The weather in the New World is unpredictable, and it is rare to have such warm and sunny weather, and sunbathing in this weather can't help but recall some unforgettable and profound things like an old man.Raff closed his eyes lazily, falling into the nostalgic past in the rare and pleasant time——

Hmm... When is it... Ah, it's 1517 in the Haiyuan Calendar (Smile: Isn't it just last year...).That year, Love worked as a salesperson in a snack bar in the Chambord Islands. Although the salary was a little less, it was better because the owner, the grandfather, was kind, and the job included food and housing, which solved the most basic problems of Love. Livelihood issues.

Every morning, the only salesman and helper, Love, wipes the windows inside and out.Although Lav herself is lazy, she is very strict about the work that she relies on for food. She will do everything that the owner orders carefully and carefully. In this way, she can take away the pastries that are not sold out that day for free. Reward for hard work.

(Love: Ah, I feel so happy just thinking about it. The store manager Tadoo Ojisan who pays 250 Berries a month is really a kind old man~~)

One morning, Love had just finished cleaning the glass window outside, and before she had time to appreciate the fruits of her labor, she tilted her head, and a bullet grazed her ear and hit the bright and clean glass window , The entire window was instantly shattered into glass shards.

Raff took a deep breath and slowly straightened his head, staring at the candy cakes scattered on the floor in the window.

The Chambord islands are a place with a complicated background, and because they are almost out of the jurisdiction of the Navy headquarters, various forces are arrogant and domineering. Since Love came to the island, she has watched scenes like Rush almost every day, and she has long been used to it.

The snack bar is far away from the port and not in the central area. Most of the customers are residents of the island, and the general rush does not reach here. The most important thing is that the small shop is the only one that the owner's grandfather relies on (and the only person who pays her a salary of 250 Berries The only source of income), how can it be ruined by these bastards?

Love stepped into the store directly through the window with a big hole, put the intact candy on the floor into the box, and stuffed the other cakes that fell into a mess into the storage bag—there are many naughty homeless kids near Chambord Land Well, they wouldn't mind getting rid of these ugly but fresh and delicious pastries.

"Bang!" A cannonball exploded in front of the small store, and the wooden door that Love had just replaced a few days ago fell down with a "bang", and the biscuits on the food shelf by the door also shattered all over the floor.Love took a deep breath, and before she could let it out, she heard another "whoosh". She picked up the bat and knocked an oncoming shell back to its lair, then silently lifted the door Hang up the closed sign, copy her bat and go straight to the gang of pirates who are fighting downhill from the small shop.

(Love: It seems that there is nothing wrong with vicious and evil being pirates.)

She quickly finds out what's at the heart of the brawl that nearly destroyed the shopkeeper's grandfather's life savings and her shelter.That red patent leather box should be the target of the pirates. There is nothing wrong with that.

Love squinted his eyes, hooked his toes, and a palm-sized stone was kicked up. He grasped the strength and waved his hands—the red box "flyed" from the hands of Pirate A and "flyed" to the coast.Raff put his right hand on his forehead, watched the pirates moving quickly towards the coast, and nodded in satisfaction.

Ah, no, they went to San and Uncle's fishing boat!

Love runs closer, swings again—

Ah, Aunt Nada's tailor shop!

Swipe again-

Ah, grandma's fruit shop with pine nuts!

Swipe again-

......

When Love raised the bat for the eighth time, she finally succeeded—was detected.

The moment she shot an oncoming bazooka into the middle of the group of pirates who were leading the fight, blowing them away, and catching the box that somehow flew into her hand after being lifted up by the air current—that moment An important moment in what she calls the turning point of her life.The moment she was about to be beaten, a slender and powerful hand pulled her out of the vortex of fate (beating).

"Cass Love?" A very short and concise question, which was not inferior to Love's voice, she nodded desperately, "It's me! I am!" Then "whoosh", Love felt herself Fly up!Ah, it feels like flying...Looking down, this...flying a little lower...Damn it, the child's shoe in front is dragging her to run!She was dragged to the wind like a sack!

When Love was thrown on the ground like a sack, before she got up, the savior kindly announced: "From now on, you will be my man! Please take care of me when we meet you for the first time! I am Shirro D Simai Er (□□ile), you can ask me to smile." Love's legs softened and he knelt back.She looked up at her benefactor, the sun was pouring down from the head of the person in front of her, her face blurred into a shadow, very oppressive.

(Laughing: Angle problem! Definitely an angle problem!)

But judging from her body shape, she should be a girl of similar age. From Laf's head-on perspective, you can see the slender legs under the squatting knees squeezed into a round arc due to the tight muscles, obviously after exercise. , combined with the real experience of successfully escaping just now, what does this explain?This shows that running is useless.So if someone smart enough should know how to do it right.

The first step is to show weakness.Purpose: To make the other party lose their vigilance.

"What?! Although I am very grateful to you for saving me, but...but you can't force me to give you my body!" Love hugged herself tightly, with a firm and unyielding weakness on her face.The other party was silent for two seconds with a paralyzed face, and suddenly showed a shocked expression: "Who do you think I am?! How could I do such a thing!" Then he looked serious: "Don't worry, I won't preempt You kind of girl."

"..."

I always feel that the atmosphere is a bit subtle, which must be the reason for the improper use of words.So I changed my words:

"How could I do anything to you? Do you think I'm the kind of person with a sick mind?"

"..."

It still seems wrong...

"Look into my eyes! Eyes are the windows to the soul, look into my eyes! Do you think it's blind?!"

"..."

Judging by her expression, she must have said something wrong again...

what!

It must be because I missed the point!

Looking at her apologetically: "I'm sorry, my sexual orientation is normal. I'm not gay."

"..."

Confucius said: To treat a person with a normal brain, you must treat him with a brain-dead way;

It seems that I still haven't understood the essence of this sentence...

The second step, if the other person is an intermittently normal patient, try to reason with him (her).

Purpose: Take a look at the cause and effect of the incident, clarify your own position, and then come up with a countermeasure.

"Miss, I think there is some misunderstanding between us?" Be gentle and polite.But it is obvious that the opponent is a person who does not play according to the routine.

Xiaoxiao: "How old is my sister?" Answer: "She is full this year." Xiaoxiao: "You are four years older than me, you should call me sister,

(Love: Shit! You haven’t called me sister since the first 10 minutes you met me!) Judging from my sister’s accent, it’s from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, right? Answer: "Almost, my household registration is Nanjing...?" !!!!you you you you…. "" hia~hia~" "..." What's going on?

"The little girl's ancestral home is in China, and she is a descendant of Yanhuang. I don't know where my sister's home is, and who is her ancestor~"

"...My family is in the land of China, the descendant of the dragon."

When the fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers, their eyes were full of tears.So it doesn't matter at all that the grandfather who paid Love 250 berries a salary mortgaged her for [-] berries.Because the fellow said: "What is two hundred and fifty! I will send you three hundred and eighty!"

The fellow is the new boss, named Xieruo, nicknamed Xiaoxiao. "Why are you called Daisy Love? This name sounds like you're going to die in the native dialect."

The fellow talked to her in his native dialect, but it was probably a little stiff because he hadn't spoken for a long time.Love replied in the same stiff language: "I took it myself, because Love sounds like LOVE, so I called it Chusi Love (truthlove)." Smiling and raising eyebrows: "Do you like to call it that?"

"No, because I forgot my surname. I remember it when I first came here, but it's been too long. I only remember the name Love. It's easier to remember this way. In fact, I think this name doesn't match me. You Any good surnames to offer?"

"Well, let me think about it... Love... isn't it just laugh (laughs)? Our names are pretty good, why don't you have my surname?"

"It's a strange feeling, I don't want it."

"Then why don't you call me Huaxia Love?"

"It's strange, isn't it? This last name! It feels like I've exposed my old background at once!"

"Okay, then I'll think about it again..."

-------small theater-------

Many years later, Love suddenly remembered the encounter between her and her, and asked: "Mai Mai, how did you know that I also passed through?" The sun in front of me squinted his eyes and looked deeply: "Ah, I think this is destiny, the gears of fate are turning, it is the intuition from ancient times, it is the resonance of the soul after an accidental collision..."

Love showed her long sharp nails expressionlessly, and silently took out a small blackboard, rubbed the two together, made a heart-shattering magic sound, and smiled, trembling, turned over and fell off the eaves.Raff calmly plugged his ears with sound-proof cotton, and silently increased the loudness of his voice.

Five minutes later, Xiaoxiao climbed back to the roof with a pale face and trembling while holding a notebook, and then rolled down decisively.

Love opened the notebook, which contained the sketches she drew on the account book when she was free, Brother Yixiu, Calabash Baby, Doraemon...

Closing the notebook, Love sighed.Felt sold again by the Taduo boss...