[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

In life, there are always times when you have to die.

For example, the r18 gay fanbook I wrote was bought by my parents. Not only did they buy it, but they also read it. Not only did they read it, but they also discussed it with you. When you say "My daughter wrote it, isn't it great?" in a bragging tone.

For example, I forgot to clean up my USB flash drive, so at the press conference, in front of many college leaders and professors, my file list filled with reed butter and reed books was carelessly projected on the big screen when.

Another example, when I woke up and found myself wearing Shuten-douji's clothes and flirting with Katsuki Bakugo.

Yes, this is the time—the time to die right away.

"Today is a good day to die."

With a dazed expression, I put on the rope and put my head in the noose.

"Goodbye world. I'm going to die."

"Damn you!"

An oncoming flying kick kicked me off the bench, I struggled to get up from the ground while clutching my butt that had been smashed into eight petals, and stared at that damned AI with hatred.

"What are you doing?! Let me die! I don't have the face to live anymore, woo woo woo..."

What have I done!What the hell have I done! ! !

Not only did I wear Shuten-douji's clothes... I also wore it to charm men! ?

Just how bad is Shuten-douji's character! ?Why did my personality distort when I put on her card! ! !I actually... actually opened a ton of yellow accents at Bakugo Katsuki... ahhhhhh! ! ! !Just thinking about what I said last night can't help but grab my head! ! !

I banged my head on the floor and thought desperately, no wonder Bakugo Katsuki's favorability has dropped to minus [-]... I'm so grateful to God for not losing [-]!

That bastard? !That Bakugou who is filled with self-esteem? ? ?Not only did he molested him, he didn't have the power to fight back, and he was saved by me in the end...

It’s over.

I must be No.1 on his blacklist now.The No.1 who will kill me first when we meet next time.

... This tm also has a p! ! !

As long as I think that before I left last night, I insisted on kissing that Bakugo Katsumi—no, to be precise, I took a bite and bled—and said, "Before we meet next time, this will be used as a deposit. I will accept it as a concubine~"...

...I think I'd better die now.Better to be dead now.

"No, no, no."

The ai jumped on my head, and I don't know how it did it. In short, I couldn't move for the time being.It patted my face with its thin and soft lion tail, and urged me earnestly.

"Isn't there an old saying in your human world? When the heavens will send a great mission to the people, they must first suffer their minds and minds, work their muscles and bones, starve their bodies, and empty their bodies..."

"Then the man died."

"Then...you are a man with shame and shame."

"I'm not."

"Come on, try your best, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu!"

"...Do you tm think you are a Chinese teacher who encourages college entrance examination candidates?!"

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, humans are really troublesome."

A blatant dislike appeared on AI's face.

For this, I could only twitch the corners of my mouth, and gave Ya a big slap in the face.

"Shut up, you bastard." I gritted my teeth, "In our human society, there is a proper term for your behavior. Do you know what it is?"

"What?" Ai tilted her head cutely.

I just feel that my teeth are itching more: "The head of the grave is dancing."

Don't you tm think that I don't know that you just want to watch a good show! ?

"Be strong and live." Ai patted my shoulder with her soft paws, "The world is still waiting for you to save."

...I really want to just let the world be destroyed!This way I don't have to go out and meet people! ! !

I headed back to the bed, wrapped myself tightly in the quilt, and started to shut myself up.

Oh, some people say that I am so strong that I haven't really died yet.

too naive.

The moment I remembered what the hell I had done, I opened the window and tried to jump off the stairs.

However, this is the second floor, so even if I jumped headfirst, I wouldn't die.

At that moment, to be honest, I suddenly got the sinister intentions of the AI ​​who urged me to take down the room on the second floor.

Of course, after jumping off the building and wiping my neck with a kitchen knife, I also passed... because I really couldn't find where the kitchen knife was from the garbage mountain in the kitchen.

So I ended up throwing the sheets over the laundry pole and trying to hang myself.

It failed a lot under the blocking of AI.

However, the damn AI is not willing to let me go like this. I don’t know if the four words "Grave head dance" gave it some great inspiration. This bastard actually started to dance on my head through the quilt Already? !

It is tolerable or unbearable! ! !

"Have you had enough?!" I got up, bared my teeth and growled, "Can't I just let her be alone for a while!!!"

"You must be autistic, and I won't stop you, but..." The lion puppet pointed its tail at the backpack that was making faint noises all the time, "That one is going to run away?"

I was stunned for a while, and then I remembered what I brought back last night.

Well, the contents of the red giant... Just put it in a glass jar and stuff it in the bag...

"Fuck!"

I uttered a swear word that a heroine shouldn’t have uttered, jumped up from the bed like a carp, rushed over and grabbed the backpack that was trembling and crawling towards the door, and was almost smashed in the face by the front of the tempered glass jar as soon as I opened it.

Thanks to my sharp eyesight and quick hands, I grabbed the glass jar.I stared expressionlessly at the red, unidentified thing that was screaming inside for a while, then suddenly turned the glass jar upside down, grabbed the head and tail with both hands, and shook it vigorously——

3 minute later.

"Hey...(＠x＠;)..."

Looking at the red unidentified object circling and collapsing into a pool, I snorted and threw the glass jar to ai.

"Speaking of which, why is this thing so powerful?" I squatted on the ground unfeignedly, "I seem to still feel a little... the smell of the power of law? The technology of Strath Pharmaceuticals is so powerful ???"

Of course, I myself don't have the ability to smell the power of laws thousands of miles away.

But Shuten-douji has it!Standing in front of Mochizuki Chiyo, she could smell the Yamata no Orochi on her body!

So yesterday when I was in Shuten-douji state, from those red giants, I smelled the [law] that should not appear on human beings and belongs to this world.

"Probably stole it from Jiumen Keqi." Ai said lightly, "Judging from Jiumen Keqi's memories, he was not the kind of person he is now who can't empathize with others at all. Before a certain point in time , he still has the sensibility and empathy that normal humans should have. Then, a few years ago, because of a certain incident, he lost his parents and [heart] at the same time. Strath Pharmaceuticals probably stole it at that time Use the power in him—after all, that kind of cheating-like rule modification is the prerogative of Jiumen Keqi, the [Lord of Strings]."

"It's really cheating when you think about it that way." I clicked my tongue, "Did you incorporate the flesh and blood of Kumon Kiki during the transformation... Can the rules be modified to such an extent with just this little bit?"

"Do you want to try?" AI tilted his head, "If you fuse Jiumen Keqi's blood, then your personality called 'Double Dream' can be improved to a higher level-maybe even the gods You can summon envoys."

"No." I twitched the corner of my mouth and waved my hand, "A Shuten-douji is enough to make me realize the reality... It's a good thing that some cards can't be worn... It's a good thing that I can't summon heroic spirits..."

None of the god-level servants are normal...none!

Not everyone can be Emiya Shiro, Kishinami Hakuno, and Fujimaru Tateka!Please allow me to pay my most sincere respect to these saviors—you can get along well with so many heroic spirits with weird personalities, awesome [beep].

I have already recognized where my limit is, not to die is my last tenderness to myself.

"What a pity." ai spread his hands regretfully, "Obviously if Jiumen Keqi is integrated, the progress can be much faster."

"Your suspicious attitude makes me feel like I rejected a death flag just now..." I said in a cold sweat.

"How could it be?" ai smiled cutely, "I'm not a devil either."

"...I can go to Nima's."

I raised my hand and smashed the glass jar towards AI.

How does this smelly and shameless guy still have the face to say that? !It's just like my friend who wrote that the heroine was rotated x sex x two months old and the child was killed and his mind was broken all day long, saying that he is the author of a sweet article? !Don't these guys have a bit of Uncle B in their hearts? ! ! !

"Why are you angry?" Ai quickly hugged the flying glass jar, and tilted his head in confusion, "Human beings are so strange."

"I&%￥#*------!!!"

I was so angry that the whole person was going to mess up.

"But having said that." Ai weighed the big glass jar in his hand again, "You'd better go there, enemy alliance. Even if it's just to explain this."

"what?"

"You have nothing to do and took away the partner of your boss... It doesn't seem good if you don't explain it to the boss?"

Yes, yes...

"But before that..." The lion puppet showed a devilish smile, "You have to think about how to explain it to Shikuragi first."

——Then tm is the most terrible place, okay? !