[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

After eating barbecue for half a month, I finally couldn't do it anymore.

"I want to eat something else." I said with a stern face, "If I don't improve the food, I don't think I will be able to survive."

I haven't eaten the same dish in a row since I graduated from college and cooked by myself!I don’t even repeat the meat. I basically keep the alternate method of eating meat today, chicken the day after tomorrow, and fish the day after tomorrow, and beef once every half a month.

The chef in this bandit den cooks worse food than our school cafeteria!And the meat and vegetables are super unbalanced!If it wasn't for me picking some wild vegetables and eating them cold, and asking Ace to help find wild fruits... I don't think I can even survive this half a month!

I am an urban petty bourgeoisie cultivated by modern society, I can't live the life of a savage in this primitive mountain forest!Dare I ask which city dweller can live in a farmhouse for half a month? !This is not as good as a farmhouse!

"I want to eat delicious food! I want to go to a restaurant!" I started to kick my legs, not self-willed, this is a dying struggle from my soul, "I will die if I eat barbecue again! I will definitely die !"

"Then give me your meat! That way you won't die!" Lu Fei immediately hit the snake on the stick, wrapping his whole body around me, "Okay, okay? Eat it for me, eat it for me !"

"Giving you food won't solve my problem!" I angrily pulled Lu Fei down, "...don't look at me! No matter how much you pester me, I won't let you go! It's not about letting go or not. Your question! ... I said it all, don't look at me with that expression!"

Luffy's face was full of disappointment, and he made a face at me angrily: "What, Leah is so stingy!"

I ruthlessly threw him aside: "Yes, I'm super stingy, and I won't share any of my meat with you from now on."

"No!" Lu Fei became anxious immediately, and once again entangled him with his whole beard and tail, "No, no, I don't want it! I want to eat meat!"

"... Come down, brat! My neck is about to break!"

Angrily, I pulled Lu to one side, but the little bastard, relying on his rubber man characteristics, was pulled a meter away and didn't let go. I pulled him from one side to the other, but my arms were sore from exhaustion. .

MD, rubber man is amazing ah? !

"You woman is really troublesome." Ace couldn't stand it anymore, put the steel pipe on his shoulder and stood up, "You want to change the taste, right? It just happened that it's time to change the supplies recently, you want If you want to eat out, come with us."

I sniffed, wiped my face and moved closer: "Go."

"Why do you talk more and more like Luffy...Hey! Don't wipe your face with my clothes, bastard!!!"

AI looked at me with that QB face, and let out a "hehe" expressionless.

"Wen Qing? Huh?"

I returned it with an emoji written as "Caring for fools" and read as "Damn mentally retarded".

"Do you know who the first attack target you chose for me is?"

"Monkey D. Luffy. What's wrong?" Maotu tilted his head.

This time it was my turn to sneer: "You fucking know that you chose Luffy? Do you know Trafalgar Law?"

The AI ​​suddenly fell silent: "..."

I continued to sneer: "I think back then how handsome and indifferent Rogo was. After he formed an alliance with Luffy the Straw Hat, he smashed his body to pieces within a single sentence--I know that this is not how you use it. Shut up. It’s good to understand the spirit—Brother Luo’s high profile can be misled by Lu Fei, you expect me, a half-way monk and a half-bottle of water dangling Wen Qing, to maintain my true colors by Lu Fei’s side?”

An indescribably complex look appeared on AI's QB face.

"Look out." I gazed into the distance with disillusioned eyes, and I felt as if there was a Buddha's light above my head, "I have already accepted my fate. Wenqing's forceful style can't be kept around Lu Fei. Even a chapter Can't survive."

"...Although the difficulty is very high, please try your best to save your character." The AI ​​didn't know what to click, and its soft paws clicked on the list, "After all, we have other targets in the future , such as that..."

"Shut up!!!" I screamed, "Don't say it! Let me run away for a while!!! I don't want to face those horrible names!!!"

Maotu's big red eyes looked at me faintly: "Have you peeked at the list?"

I took a deep breath, erased from my mind some of the horrible memories that this sentence awakened, and opened my mouth with great difficulty.

"So shut up, please."

I don't want to think about it! ! ! ! !

that whoever!that whoever!And that so-and-so--let me escape for a while!I don't want to think about what kind of ghosts I have to attack next! ! !Luffy is enough of a nightmare! ! !

"Okay." AI sighed regretfully (what the fuck are you regretting), and changed the topic, "By the way, I remind you out of obligation, your favorability for Ace and Luffy is about to surpass them I have a good impression of you."

I froze for a moment: "What, you can still see my favorability?"

The AI ​​shook the big tail of the QB style, and said in a leisurely tone: "Of course, your human feelings are all data in the eyes of our AI. According to the analysis of past cases, it will be very dangerous for your favorability to continue to rise like this .”

I was a little curious: "How dangerous is it?"

The AI ​​looked at the sky and seemed to be calculating the data: "Well... I can't explain clearly when it comes to confidentiality regulations. In short, you know it's dangerous. By the way, do you want to see how well they like you? ?”

"I always feel like you inserted some amazing flag for me just now..." I twitched the corner of my mouth, "Forget it, I will always know what you cheated on me in the future. Show me their favorability first."

AI shook the QB's big tail again, and threw out a list of tasks to complete.

[Monkey D. Luffy favorability degree 1, get the blood tear stone × 1]

[Monkey D. Luffy favorability degree 5, get the blood tear stone × 10]

[Monkey D. Luffy favorability degree 10, get the blood tear stone × 20]

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[Monkey D. Luffy favorability degree 50, get the blood tear stone × 100]

I looked at this string of rewards, and before I was moved, I felt a subtle malice.

"Is it my illusion? How do I feel that this prize is aimed at me???"

The Blood Tears Stone, French Dog players commonly call it "Blood Tears"... Sending this thing to me, does it imply the blood and tears I shed on the way to defeat Luffy?

The AI ​​looked away suspiciously: "..."

I was furious: "Negiate me?!"

[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability degree is 51, and he gets the magic beast gallstone x 1]

[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability degree is 55, and he gets the magic beast gallstone x 10]

[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability degree is 60, and he gets the magic beast gallstone x 20]

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[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability degree is 80, and he gets the magic beast gallstone x 100]

I looked at this string of rewards that seemed more subtle no matter how I looked at them, and fell into a long silence.

After a long time, I finally found my tongue.

"Excuse me, this reward...does it imply that when I attack Luffy...the future is so stressful that I have gallstones?"

The AI ​​remained disturbingly silent: "………………………"

I really want to cry: "You are talking!!!"

Probably to divert my attention, the AI ​​quickly switched the reward interface.

"Don't look at Luffy, look at Ace."

"How much favorability can he have..." I glanced at the task interface with a desperate expression, and my eyeballs were about to fall out in an instant, "W-what-what-what-- ——”

[Portgas D. Ace's favorability degree is 1, and he gets a devil's heart × 1]

[Portgas D. Ace's favorability degree is 5, and he gets a devil's heart × 10]

[Portgas D. Ace's favorability degree is 10, and he gets a devil's heart × 20]

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[Portgas D. Ace's favorability degree is 50, and he gets a devil's heart × 100]

I, rely on - yes!Heart!dirty! ! !

Heart ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

AI was so anxious that it slammed my face with its big tail again and again: "Hey! Wake up! Your favorability has exploded!"

"What's the danger!" I slapped my thigh and shouted, "In front of the devil's heart! What's the danger! That's the devil's heart! Evil, devil, heart, heart!!!!!!"

You, a QB, don't understand the meaning of the devil's heart to French dog players!For the sake of our hearts, we can spend all night brushing the Demon God Pillar!All night!Destroy Barbatos in one day!Any dungeon that loses its heart is the most popular dungeon among players!

How can you, a QB, understand the obsession of our French dog players!Do you know how many hearts Jack needs to upgrade his skills?Do you know how many heroic spirits need a heart to upgrade?No!I am oblivious!

What's the point of exploding a favorability bar for the sake of heart!help me up!I can blast ten more! ! !

Seeing that my eyes were red, the AI ​​fell silent for a moment, flicked the tail of the same QB, and took away the task reward interface with a swipe.

"Although there are still Ace's favorability rewards below, I think you should stop watching it before you calm down." It covered its head with its white paws like a headache, "Compared to this, why don't you rush to see it first?" Over there, I think Ace and the others are getting a little impatient."

So, 3 minutes later, Ace and Luffy waited for a bouncing me.

"Ace~~~~~Luffy~~~~~~~~~~~"

"...What's the matter with your wavy lines?" Ace shook the goose bumps on his body fiercely.

On the other hand, Luffy showed a disgusted expression: "Leah, you suddenly became so disgusting."

"Hey hey hey."

I'm in a great mood now, no matter what these two brats say, I won't get angry.I rushed over with bright eyes, ignored the resistance of Ace and Luffy, hugged each other, and waved my hand in the direction of Goya Kingdom majesticly.

"Let's go! March towards Central Street!"

Please give me more favorability rewards!My food and clothing parents!