[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

Before I actually met Luffy, I always thought that the biggest obstacle on the road to attacking Luffy was either Luffy himself or the general Akainu.

I'm wrong.

The moment I met Luffy, I knew how wrong I was.

The biggest obstacle to conquering Luffy - it's me! ! ! ! ! !

"Hey, we are going to hunt crocodiles today, do you want to go together?"

Looking at Luffy's innocent big eyes, round baby face, and his small arms and legs... I, I covered my eyes.

I can't rely on it!My conscience hurts!He is still a child!I can't let go of that hand!I'm not a pedophile! ! !

"Why did you fall down—Ace Ace! She seems to be dead! What should I do??"

Hearing the anxious call of this silly child, I suddenly felt that my conscience was so painful that I couldn't breathe.

My god, why did I think that I could put on my old face and crazily post this little kid? !I'm so fucked up, I actually think I can prostitute Luffy! ?Who gave me the guts!This is how much water has been poured into the brain to swell like this? !

A foot kicked me behind the back, and Ace said in a bad voice: "Don't pretend to be dead if you are alive, get up quickly."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When I thought that there was no Milan Kundera in this world, and no one could catch this stalk, I suddenly cried even more sadly.

I!A Wenqing!A literary young woman who cannot live without books!People who can't write novels without citing classics!Actually want to attack the illiterate people in the world of Neptune ○!

I think back then when I was watching Neptune’s colleagues, I still posted on Weibo, “I beg these young female writers to stop dragging their articles at Neptune’s men, those sand sculptures can’t understand…”

Who would have thought!

who!able!think!arrive!ah! ! !

Now it's TMD's turn for me, Wenqing, to attack the biggest sand sculpture among the group of sand sculptures of Neptune ○!Luffy even miscalculated his bounty! ! !

"Who cares about you." Ace kicked me again, "If you want to leave, get up quickly, and if you don't leave, tell Lu Fei to wait."

"I'll go, I'll go right away..." I rolled around on the bed like a college student who didn't want to get up, and finally got up with difficulty, "It's fine to get up early and memorize vocabulary, but I actually got up early in my life A day to shoot crocodiles... what an unscientific life it is unbelievable..."

The AI ​​made up the knife at the right time: "Why do you say it as if you got up early and memorized words after graduating from high school?"

I have gradually tempered my skin, and while putting on my shoes, I defended myself without blushing.

"That's why I said 'it's fine to get up early and memorize words'——if the difficulty is not high, do you still need to use it as a comparative?"

The AI ​​was silent for a rare moment: "...that's true."

After tying up my shoelaces, I rushed to Ace and Luffy who had been waiting impatiently, and I rarely greeted them.

"Go to the back mountain to catch crocodiles? Do I need to bring any weapons?"

Ace snorted: "We found our weapons by ourselves, you can figure out a way for yourself."

Luffy's eyes lit up again, looking at me expectantly: "Use the dragon! I want to see that dragon again!"

I looked at Luffy's pikapika's eyes, then at Ace's expression of disdain but anticipation, took a deep breath, and nodded in pain.

"Dragon is not easy to come out..." Again, saving NP is hell, "but I can try hard..."

Isn't it just sore all over?Isn't it just that the muscle strength C barely supports the muscle strength B+ a bit beyond the muscle's capacity?Show me the perseverance to sit up and work overtime for 12 hours even though I have severe spinal disease!Back then my spine hurt much more than it does now!

I haven't lost consciousness yet!I can hold on!

"Okay!" Lu Fei jumped three feet high, and couldn't wait to pull me forward, "Let's go! Go to the back mountain to see the dragon!"

"It's right to hit the crocodile!" Ace yelled, "And Luffy, you idiot, get the steel pipe! Are you going to hit the crocodile with your soft rubber fist???"

Luffy turned his head angrily: "My fist is stronger than a gun! Ace, you talk nonsense!"

Ace snorted, "Then why don't you hit yourself in the face with your fist?"

Luffy was so angry that he wanted to jump: "Wait! One day I will use my rubber gun to beat you and the crocodile to the ground!"

Ace looked disdainful: "It's 100 years too early for you to beat me."

Lu Fei waved his fist: "Just wait, I will beat you soon!"

I stared at the front with dead eyes: "It's okay, let go of your hands first, don't shake me, I'm so dizzy, I feel like vomiting..."

The rubber man can stretch infinitely!Why do you want to rotate around me? !

All the way, jumping, throwing and beating, noisy and noisy, when we finally arrived at the back of Gorpo Mountain, I felt that my HP had dropped by half, and my whole brain was buzzing with two brats , for a moment, I felt that my (original physical) neurasthenia was about to attack.

"Have mercy on my nerves!" I said, imitating Mrs. Bennett in "Pride and Prejudice." Boots kick your asses hard!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" This is Ace with the words "speaking human" written on his face.

"Aren't you wearing boots? Have you got a fever?" This was Luffy with a puzzled face.

I suddenly felt that my blood bar had dropped by half again.Depressed to the point of almost falling to his knees.

"It's fine if you don't understand... Wuwuwu, is there no one in this cruel and ruthless world who can pick up my jokes?"

So cruel!Not even a single person hahahahahahaha with me!

"Stop talking nonsense, we're here." Ace put the pole on his back, turned around and showed me an impatient expression, "Run now if you want to run."

I jumped off a set of Saintess Iron Fist with three red combos, and beat the crocodile three times, five divisions and two times.I wiped the blood splattered on my face, raised my head and asked Ace with a smile——

"What did you say? It's too windy for me to hear."

Ace: "…………………"

After a few seconds of awkward silence, Ace's face suddenly changed.

"Turn back! Idiot!"

Me: "Huh?"

Lu Feiyue on the side wanted to try—no, he didn’t want to try at all, he just jumped down and shouted with a smile so happy that I wondered if his brain was working,

"let me help you!!!"

Me: "...Huh??????"

"Luffy, you idiot! You're so annoying! I don't care about you!"

Ace's face was full of exasperation, but his body was very honest and he grabbed the steel pipe and jumped down.While I was in a daze, I and Lu Fei, one on the left and one on the right, carried the two big crocodiles that bit me fiercely from behind.

I finally understood what happened, and suddenly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"How can you be such an idiot!" Ace scolded me while beating the crocodile, "It's common sense that crocodiles live in groups, right? How dare you jump down by yourself?! You don't know how to guard your surroundings after jumping down, you're out of your mind Is it really there???"

I was also angry, and punched another crocodile that emerged from Ace's feet, and cursed back without hesitation.

"Do you think that everyone is just playing Survival? I haven't watched the world and nature for almost ten years. Do you still remember the habits of crocodiles? Is it my fault that I didn't fight crocodiles before?!"

"What the hell is that?!" Ace grabbed the crocodile's kiss and kicked its most vulnerable throat, "Also, there must be a limit to nonsense, how old are you? Almost ten years!!"

Immediately, I felt very wronged, and I pushed back with a loud voice.Not to be outdone, Ace raised his voice, and we immediately fought like two black-eyed chickens (or primary school chickens).

"I just have it!"

"You didn't!"

"Have!"

"no!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"No no no no!"

"——Wow, wow, help Ace! I can't beat this!!!"

Luffy's scream woke us up from this kind of kindergarten-style quarrel. I turned my head quickly, and before I even had time to glance at the AI ​​who was rolling with laughter not far away, I saw... half of my body was about to collapse. Luffy who fell into the crocodile's mouth? ? ? ? ? ? ?

"Luffy?!!!!" x2

Chapter 15 Everyone has an unknown side, for example, Wen Qing used to be a king of wild children.

That day, we carried three crocodiles back home.

Before reaching the bandits' den, Luffy happily raised his voice: "Dadan—we caught a lot of crocodiles! I want to eat meat tonight——!"

"Don't make such a loud noise!"

Ace looked like he wanted to cover his ears, but with both hands occupied, he could only growl back louder.

"Shut up both of you! It's making my ears hurt!"

I was so quarreled by the two of them that my brain hurt, so I could only yell back at a louder volume.

"You are the loudest now!" Ace raised his voice not to be outdone.

Unconvinced, I also turned up the volume: "That's not because you guys are so loud!"

Ace was even more angry: "What - how dare you say that with such a loud voice?!"

I was also very angry: "Who made me have to talk to you so loudly!?"

As soon as Ace let go, he turned around and grabbed my collar. Because of this, the weight of the three crocodiles was on me and Luffy, and I immediately became angry and threw the crocodile to pull his collar. ——Since his little vest has no collar, I only got the suspenders——the two stared at each other.

"Do you want to fight, you bastard!"

"You want to fight, right?"

Our eyes met, sparks flew everywhere, we both saw the flames rising from behind each other, trying to kill each other with our eyes.

"Give it a try if you dare to do it—I x you really do it!?"

"Do you think I don't dare - oh! You dare to slap a girl in the face?!"

"Can you call a girl a girl who hits a man's stomach as soon as he makes a shot—oh! You're still here!"

"It's not like I'm only good at beating my stomach! Shit! You try to make me look like this again!!!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

In a place that we couldn't see, Luffy was smashed under the crocodile, his whole body became flat, and he couldn't even make a sound.At this moment, he was stretching out a hand tremblingly, trying to use his rubber man characteristics to break free from the weight of the three crocodiles.

Dadan ran out of the house, slapped the ashes on his head, and cursed loudly.

"What the hell are you two bastards doing! It's so loud and noisy! The ashes in the house have been shaken down by you!"

"Don't worry about it!!!!" X2

Ace and I turned around and roared at Dadan with a hoarse voice.Dadan let out a "Hey", but actually stopped talking.The big man froze in place, like a hill.The two of us choked for a while, and then we collapsed, holding our stomachs and the other holding our throats.

It's really exhausting to shout by pulling your neck_(:з」∠)_

AI stomped over to me, and poked my face with that big tail of the same style as QB, with a bit of pain in his tone.

"I believe it now."

"……what?"

"You really rely on your ability alone."

"…………"

The QB face approached mine, and asked a good question with a tone of infinite resentment——

"Are you really a young man?"

I:"…………………………"

It said quietly: "Oh, I forgot. Before you became Wenqing, you were the top class leader who loved to fight with boys. Your favorite game in childhood was group fights. The main reason why you became Wenqing later was you You can't fight when you're sick."

I:"………………………………………………"

AI sighed: "The country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change. I should have thought of it earlier."

I was silent for a while, and finally managed to utter a few words in a hoarse voice: "Don't bring up the past..."

Life has been full of storms!

Some things just let it disappear in time!Don't think about it again!

In short, one sentence - shut up you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Still in a place that none of us saw, Luffy's two rubber arms finally broke out from under the crocodile, stretched out with a whoosh, and grabbed the big trees on both sides.Then, amidst the creaking and moaning of the tree, Luffy used the elasticity of the rubber to open his whole body like a slingshot, and with a loud roar, he overturned all three crocodiles.

"Finally I can catch my breath!"

While stroking his chest, Luffy gasped for breath, even sticking out his tongue, and managed to inflate his crushed chest cavity.He took another deep breath, letting his flattened rubber leg return to its original shape.

He put the straw hat on his head again, and used his big head to push the straw hat back into a round shape. Then he covered the brim of the hat with his hand, squinted his eyes and began to look for people.

"Huh? Where's Ace and the dragon thrower?"

"I'm here--"

My gloomy voice came from under Luffy's feet.As soon as Luffy lowered his head, he happened to see me raise my head with blood all over my face, and he immediately jumped up screaming.

"Ghost!"

I lifted Ace and the big crocodile from my body, wiped my mouth viciously, and spit out a tooth with a bah sound.

Being hit by a crocodile and kissing Ace... What the hell is this third-rate gossip plot! ?I don't even like to watch such rubbish plots of Taiwanese idol dramas in elementary school!I will complain when I see it!Who knew that such a shitty plot would actually happen to my mother? !The most important thing is just like what I complained about when I saw Chen Qiaoen and Ming Dao kissing each other when I was in elementary school - the collision was so hard that my mother's teeth were knocked out! ! !

Give me back (this body's) first kiss!Bastard boy! ! !

Extreme rage drove me to play a card I never thought I would play - Berserker Asterius.

—to cloud your eyes and rage your soul.A prisoner held by the Threshold of Madness.I am the master of this chain!

Be mad!girl!As for Asterius's card being naked, it's a small problem!Now!Let me kill this brat first!

I swung two huge battle axes and rushed up, still roaring Asterius' battle voice——

"--go to hell!"

Half an hour later, AI squatted on my head, who was kneeling and depressed for the collapse of the person, and patted my head lightly with the big tail of the same style as QB.

"Let me tell you some good news." Its tone was infinitely merciful, "According to the interstellar law, in order to maintain social harmony, we have independently regulated the scenes of [beep] and [beep]. That is to say, when encountering this In the case of a shirtless male heroic spirit, we will give you a chest tie that comes with the system as a mosaic."

I looked down at the tightly bound bandages on my chest, barely feeling a little relieved.

"Just in case, let me ask again."

The AI ​​changed the subject.

"Do you really remember that we are here for a love strategy?"

“…………………………”

I forgot!