[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

In 2018, my world was destroyed.

I won't go into details about the specific process, anyway, it is much more imaginative than Hollywood disaster films like "The Day After Tomorrow" or "2012".

All in all, the earth is finished, human beings are extinct, and my lucky value suddenly changed from E to EX, becoming the last survivor in the world.

Of course, transshipment and so on are all illusions. It is impossible for lucky E to become lucky EX, even if the world is destroyed.

The proof is that the moment I had the thought of "Did I fucking change my luck", a dialogue window popped up in front of my eyes.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to really live?"

I:"……"

Be sober, my friend, it’s already 8102, Wu ○ Horror has long since lost its popularity, and there are not many people writing about it. Who the hell would care about you if you still play this kind of old meme? !

Probably because I felt the silent contempt in my heart, the dialogue window twisted and changed...and then turned into a cute white creature.

A cute creature that looks like a cat or a rabbit, with a small fluffy body like cotton candy, cute soft long ears, round pink eyes like candy, and a big fluffy white tail that shakes behind. Look how cute...so creepy.

Cat and Rabbit's cute three-petal mouth didn't even open, and spit out a famous line that made me want to plunge into the toilet to find the time machine.

"Would you like to sign a contract with me and become the master who saves the world?"

——Isn't this TM a QB? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"I'm stupid [beep] to agree! I tell you, don't think about me—I've seen Magical Girl Little ○!!!"

If there was a telegraph pole next to me, I'd be on all fours, running as far as I could from this horror.

What a joke! Can the QB's contract be promised? !That TM is a trick to trick thousands of young girls into signing a contract of sale that cannot be repented of Black-hearted colonists! ! !Black coal mine is not as black as it! ! !

The white demon suspected of being a QB tilted his head, showing an unusually puzzled expression.

"Human beings are so strange... My colleague clearly said that this is the most well-known contract image in your subcultural circle, and even persuaded the boss to make this into our work clothes. You clearly recognize it but are very scared... Wait for you What kind of expression is this?"

I put away my pity expression, knelt down and touched the cat and rabbit's head, and sighed that no matter what world I work in, it is so difficult.

"You can beat up your colleagues when you go back, I'm serious." Is there such a thing as cheating your colleagues?

"Also, how behind the times are your bosses? I wanted to ask before, how old is Wu ○ Horror. Who knows?"

A thick shadow line appeared on the cat and rabbit's face.

"The top has probably not updated the data for more than a hundred years."

"...It was really hard work."

It seems that the leaders of any world are like dogs.

Cat and Rabbit shook its head, as if it wanted to bring back the subject who had run thousands of miles away, it coughed and spoke solemnly.

"I am an AI produced by the interstellar network system, responsible for monitoring the survival of civilizations in various galaxies. In the case of such a sudden destruction of the world, I have certain management authority." Hong Yingying's round eyes stared at me, showing a An inorganic substance that fits its AI identity, "I can restart your world, format this destruction, and let time start again. No one will find out what happened. Everything will be the same as before."

Everything will be the same as before.This sentence is really very tempting.But the problem is...

"Then what do you want me to do?" I spread my hands and motioned the other party to take a good look at my thin arms and legs, "I can't lift my shoulders or lift my hands, except for the 800-meter sports test in the high school entrance examination. I always run 1 minute longer than others. Physiological Mentally not very healthy, IQ is just like that, I can't even pass 211, 985... What can I do if you ask me?"

"You think I want to." There was an almost shameful look on that QB's face, "If I didn't wake up and find that the world is over and you are left with a bad luck, you think I would like to find you human contract?"

This reason is so reasonable that it convinced me in an instant.That's right, if it wasn't for having no choice, I think the guy who asked me to save the world must have something wrong in his head.

"What did you say to save the world... how do you do it?" I sat down with my arms crossed, trying to figure out what the AI ​​wanted to do, "I don't have the kind of savior of the Yue family who can carry a beautiful girl in Hercules. Si's mad running pursuit and the quality of running several kilometers in a row and finally escaping and fighting back."

"I didn't expect you to have either." Cat and Rabbit seemed to roll its eyes, but since it doesn't have white eyes, I'm not sure, "Don't worry, it's not that difficult, you don't need to defeat the demon god, you only need to conquer seven Target and successfully play BE."

"... What did you say to play?"

"BADEND. Have you ever played the love game? It's very simple, just fall in love with those seven people, and finally reach BADEND."

"I have an ominous premonition..." I asked with the corners of my mouth twitching, "May I ask how the love game can save the world?"

"To put it simply, restarting the world requires energy, and the energy generated by your human emotions can be converted and used. According to my calculations, the achievement of these seven goals at BADEND is just enough to provide the energy needed for this restart..."

"Still saying you're not a QB!!" I jumped up on the spot, "Isn't this kind of technology that turns human emotions into energy just a QB's racial stunt?! Besides, wouldn't it be good if you just restart the world? Why are you looking for me?" ?!!!"

"I'm not a human being, why should I help you restart the world?" The QB's face showed an inhuman indifference, "Besides, interstellar law stipulates that observers cannot directly interfere with the world. Do your own thing, this kind of Is this common sense for human beings?"

It's so reasonable that you can't argue with it!Are you really an AI with so much understanding of the world?

"Okay, I'll do it." I gritted my teeth and nodded vigorously.

"Then, the contract is complete."

The opponent's soft paws patted a few times, a pop-up window popped up, and several unusually familiar names scrolled across the screen, and I was suffocated when I saw the first one.

"Wait wait - Monkey D. Luffy?!!! You want me to fall in love with him????????"

What a horrible name.I still deeply remember that before I watched Aquaman, Luffy’s difficult prostitution was already well-known in fan circles. I have a friend who is a super Luffy chef. He once made a great wish that he must prostitute once in his lifetime. Luffy——she did open the text, and then found that she couldn't get a whore, so she had to fall in despair.

And after I watched Pirates... I'm sure that Luffy doesn't have the nerve to fall in love at all!Facing the nude body of the most beautiful woman in the world without being moved, it is impossible for him to fall in love!

This is the difficulty of hell!Was it so aggressive from the start?Don't you have any novice copies? !

I trembled and continued to look down.

The second one, Don Quixote Doflamingo...

"Fuck!" I couldn't help but swear.

This mother is an abnormal mind, the master who killed even his own father and brother, and all his subordinates are brain-dead fans + neuropathy.My friend and I once had a half-hour debate on "Which one is more hopeless, Doflamingo or Kurolo", and the conclusion is that both of them are hopeless, in different senses.

Do you really want to attack him?I think I have to put on a five-pound heart and leopard guts for myself to face the inevitable danger of life!

I don't dare to think about what kind of cheating stuff I'm going to attack next.After taking a few deep breaths, I mustered up the courage to open my eyes a little, and glanced at the third person...

"Damn ----------- Charlotte Katakuri?!!! You want me to die, right? You just want me to die!!!!!!"

he!have!five!rice!high! ! !

Luffy was 1.7 meters before reaching him!knee!build! ! !

This is not a matter of one step to the stomach!This is the punishment of impalement! ! !

... I no longer have the courage to look any further.Holding my little heart and panting for a long time, I shivered and turned off the screen, deciding to temporarily escape from reality and face it when it came to an emergency.

"Tell me, you don't plan to let me attack them like this?"

I grasped the AI ​​under the skin of QB, and with a little extravagant hope and a little bit of trust in AI intelligence, I opened my mouth with difficulty.

It’s not me, I’m very self-aware, just my appearance that just crossed the 6-point pass line, my physical fitness that can fall on the ground when I walk, and my brain that has lost 24 consecutive poker games… Put it in the world of Neptune, I probably won't survive a frame.

"So, you must open a cheat for me, right?"

Even if your life is gone, you still need a P!

Hearing this, the system smiled slightly (don't ask me how I saw a smile on that QB's face).

"Don't worry, since the targets are all in the difficult world, I will match the game system in your mobile phone as your plug-in."

It said, "I'm not a devil after all."

——Wait, your words sound dangerous! ! !And isn’t there only one F○TE/GO in my mobile phone? ! ! !

"Okay, the matching is complete, the binding is over, and the delivery starts."

Without giving me any chance to struggle, a dazzling silver light shot up from my feet, and the weightlessness made me fall backwards. The moment I fell into the silver light, I heard the system as if I had just remembered that the key was forgotten at home. same voice.

"Oh, I forgot to mention it. Because of the counterfeit system, your account is now in the initial state, and there is nothing at the moment—you have to work hard, the world is still waiting for you to save it."

——You are a fucking devil at all! ! !

Before I could swear, a huge dizziness engulfed my consciousness.

To be honest, at that moment, I really felt that the destruction of the world was not bad.