"The First Sword Cultivator in History"

Text | Tang Buqi

In the 12th year of Tianyuan, summer, floods raged.

The dark blue clouds in the sky kept rolling, and the thunder roared, as if shaking from the ground to hundreds of miles away.Everyone in the nearby villages closed their doors tightly, and even the captive livestock were driven back to their cages.The rainwater on the official road rushed out of muddy ditches, overflowing into the field ditches on both sides, and the accumulated water was knee-deep.

A white stone the size of a millstone suddenly appeared in the rain, rolling against the direction of the wind.

Gululu!

Gollum!

The stone rolled down ninety-nine 81 small slopes, nimbly slid into the bushes, and rolled in the opposite direction along the winding path into the mountain.

The conscience of heaven and earth! "White Stone" student Su Xiao swears that at that time, he really just wanted to find a place with people to ask for directions, or to find a place to hide from the rain. Who knew that later... returning to the capital was full of tears!

——It can be seen that being young, frivolous, ignorant and fearless is a disease that can be cured!

**

Later, student Su finally found out—the mountain he accidentally broke into that day was called Xiaoyao Mountain.The world he rolled into unintentionally that day turned out to be a book.

There is a well-known sect in Xiaoyao Mountain. Everyone is a master of flying swords. They fly away after stepping on the Longquan three feet, and everyone has unique skills. ——The place where he thought he could eat and wait for death to find someone to ask for directions, so called the most brutal place in history!Wherever the Jiange passed by, not a single blade of grass was left, and everyone avoided them like a flood of beasts!

**

On that day, in June of the 12th year of Tianyuan.

The book wearer, Sudan Red, was ignorant and fearless. After passing through another barrier in a daze, he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Damn! I even lost my body, why is this thunder still chasing me?! Is this going to chop me into the Tribulation Ascension?"

The thunder became louder, and with a bang, it exploded the grass beside him.He almost caused the thunder to explode into pieces, and the whole stone trembled.

He rolled bitterly for another half an hour, and the thunder in the sky seemed to have eyes, chasing and chopping him all the way.The mountain road is rugged, and the rain washes down with broken branches and leaves. Sudan Red has been washed into a mud ball by the raging rain several times. Halfway up the mountain.But the bad thing is that it is halfway up the mountain, it has no way at all!The mountain wall is vertical at ninety degrees, like a knife and an ax chiseling, it stands in front of him impressively.

Sudan Hong's eyes were darkened, she gritted her teeth and pointed her middle finger towards the sky, and said with a grinning grin: "God, can we discuss it? If you must chop me into flying ash, can you give me a gift before you die?" Stunning beauty? Male, female, male or female, it doesn't matter!"

... Poor thing, I haven't had time to get out of the order yet!

At the last moment of passing out of coma, Sudan Hong, a mother-fetal single dog, thought so.

**

"Tsk, where is the little monster, so pitiful!" A pair of jade-white hands picked him up from the ground and hugged him in his arms.

In a daze, Sudan Red seemed to smell a very pleasant sandalwood fragrance.Then the clear voice like flowing water continued: "You are going to become a human, and you just encountered the 500-year thunder calamity. Forget it! All things are born with spirits, since you little thing came to take refuge in my Xiaoyao Mountain, The poor will accept you!"

Huh?Where did the Taoist get out? !No, don't accept him!

Sudan Hong opened her eyelids vigorously, grabbed the white cloud brocade gauze on the man's chest with her small claws, and shouted: "No, no, no, I am a person with an ID card and household registration book, not a monster! You can't put the I took it!"

……Why?Where did he get his little paws?A big stone, with two claws, can still speak? !

Su Danhong opened her "hand" belatedly, and found that there were only four fingers left, and the thumb and index finger were so far apart that they looked like chicken feet.The bones are thin and lonely, and even in the dark sky, there is still a faint jade light.What's even more weird is that his whole body is covered with a layer of white light at this moment, enveloping it like a cloud of mist.

Sudan Hong said, this is really not according to the script!This, is this the world he lived in before?The brocade hooked in the claws, the silky texture, who is this?Dressed as if in a cosplay scene!

"Are you awake?" A very good-looking face came over and looked down at him with a smile.The man had long eyebrows drawn into his temples, clear eyes, and three-dimensional facial features.The most foul thing was that when the man smiled, there was a small dimple on the left cheek.

Swipe!As a veteran 20-year lecherous dog, Sudan Hong couldn't help drooling with happiness when she was excited. ——Stunning!It seems that the gods treated him well, and before he died, he actually picked up a stunning beauty!Tsk, it's a pity that he's a man, not a sweet and soft girl, who can only enjoy his eyes.

"Huh? What are you crying for?" The handsome man in ancient costume smiled more and more gently, he held him in his arms and dusted him off. "Pindao is the spirit flyer of Xiaoyao Mountain. After you pass this thunder calamity, you will be transformed into a human form in a few days. All spiritual things in Xiaoyao Mountain are collected, and you don't shy away from roots. You can call me master in the future."

"...Master, Master? Xiaoyao Mountain?!" Su Danhong's eyes widened, her voice was full of twists and turns, and she was shocked!Did you make a mistake!Isn't this a comprehension novel serialized at a certain point when he was bored on the way when he rushed up the train to the south with his schoolbag and brush in his arms?

What is the name of this book, Heaven Eater? !

**

Lingfuzi is the first cannon fodder in the book "Sky Eater"!It is said that this Daoist Lingfuzi is the head of Xiaoyao Mountain, the first immortal sect. He has formed alchemy in 20 years, and he has cultivated distraction before he is a hundred years old. He can be called No. 1 in the world of cultivating immortals!

Then... the first day in the world of cultivating immortals unfortunately picked up a tattered apprentice, ah bah, picked up a beggar boy in tattered clothes.This kid is the male protagonist of this book, a son of luck who dares to compete with the heavens in this small world!This Long Aotian's mouth is as sweet as honey, and he is a standard actor. Before he counterattacked, he had offended countless villains who didn't like him.

Of course, as the male protagonist, he definitely cannot die!So when the villain went up the mountain, Long Aotian fell from the back cliff, and ended up picking up a golden immortal inheritance in a bloody way.It's a pity that the Jiange of Xiaoyao Mountain was all wiped out when the villain went up the mountain.

After Ling Fuzi left the customs, he found that the whole faction was dead, and the old injury relapsed in a panic, and he died soon.Before he died, he still didn't forget to leave Long Aotian with a key to open the Phoenix's secret realm. With that key, Long Aotian killed all directions, recruited countless younger brothers, and picked up a few soft girls by the way.

Among them, the most beautiful girl is said to be a pearl born from a stone, she looks beautiful and graceful, and her swordsmanship is even more superb.But there are too few intimacy scenes!

Except every time when the male lead dies, this Pearl girl will rush to the door every time like a summoned beast, killing all invincible opponents in the world, and then the male lead will have a few ambiguous words with snot and tears... or the male lead When the master needs some special genius and earth treasure but lacks the ability, the girl Mingzhu rushes to pick the hero's Tianshan snow lotus, hell ghost flower and so on, this pearl seems to have really jumped out of the stone Same, ignorant of the world, not even a few words from the beginning to the end.Every time she appears on the stage, she rushes, kills, kills, and can be called the first female man in China!

In the end, the male readers who called this Mingzhu girl in the comment area were all crying and howling, saying that I took off my pants, why would you poke with a sword? !Thanks to being so pretty, she's actually not as good as those vixen female supporting roles!

To tell the truth, Sudan Red thinks this book is very shaky, obviously it is an upgraded and smooth writing by the male protagonist, why there are a bunch of vixen and female supporting roles, and a pearl girl pops out of the stone, the author's brain is really damaged Meteor crater... However, when he woke up and opened his eyes, and found that he had turned into the stone in this book, the whole stone life was bad!

**

In the original book, after Long Aotian won the fight with Tiandao, he ascended decisively, and then continued to cultivate all the way from the Xuanxian Jinxian to the god position.Immortal cultivation was fun for a while, but the only one he took away was the heroine in the end!And I don't know what the original author's psychology is. In the finale, Long Aotian not only killed all the villains who had hated him, but also believed in a lifelong couple.Except for the heroine, Long Aotian abandoned all the female supporting roles one after another.The female supporting roles were miserable, some died, some scattered.

Sudan Red's original body was even more amazing. Before Long Aotian ascended, the heroine was jealous of Mingzhu'er's beauty, just like the white moonlight in Long Aotian's heart. Hit the hand.The original body and the heroine have the same Taoism, and both of them were injured.

After Long Aotian arrived... he resolutely abandoned his original body, and carried the heroine with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes into the cave and went to all sorts of indescribable things.The original body fell down in the weeds and vomited blood while cursing, and a villain who was chasing and killing Long Aotian was wiped out with the sky thunder talisman.There is no dead scum left!

Sudan Hong said that I can't bear this kind of ending!

Men wear women, men wear stones, this, this is fine!Thinking of him as a good boy, Sudan, who has never even talked about love, how could he have an ambiguous relationship with a beggar child, and in the end he caused the main palace to poke him to vomit blood! !

No, he must become stronger!Become very strong, it is best to get rid of Long Aotian, and let him ascend to immortality with Sudan Red!

**

So Sudan Hong hooked Ling Fuzi's skirt with chicken paws, and her voice was as innocent as possible, and she pretended to be as cute as possible. "Master, since you have accepted me, will I become the youngest junior sister in Xiaoyao Mountain?"

"Huh?" Ling Fuzi fell into deep thought, counting with his fingers. "As a teacher, it is destined to have thirteen apprentices. Now that you are included, how many are there? Wait a moment, and I will count them for the teacher."

It's over, Ling Fuzi, the first genius who has become famous all over the world, turns out to be a digital idiot!

Sudan Hong patiently spent time with him, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so she kindly reminded: "Master, it is the 12th year of Tianyuan. Since the first year of Tianyuan, your old man has gone down the mountain every spring to take in an apprentice. It has been 12 years , exactly twelve apprentices. Including me who was picked up at the foot of the mountain today, it should be thirteen!"

"Huh? Is that so?" Ling Fuzi scratched his head with the dust whisk with a blank expression on his face, and then smiled in relief. "It seems that it is true! Then let's go back to the mountain!"

After Lingfuzi finished speaking, she blew lightly, and Sudan Hong felt warm all over her body, and the parts that had been soaked by rain were so dry!The places where the sky thunder hit the potholes gradually returned to their original colors, and the whole body was as white as snow, and there was no hole in the whole body.He blinked his round eyes, stretched out his chicken paw and yawned, feeling a little sleepy.

"But you little thing, how do you know that Pindao goes down the mountain every spring to pick up apprentices?" Ling Fuzi thought for a while, his voice was cold, and his smile was a little dull.

"...Ah?" Su Danhong was sleepy, and replied casually: "Hi! Your old man's habit is known to everyone in the world! Don't worry, I'm just looking for a place to hide, and I don't have bad intentions."

Lingfuzi looked down, but the little Zhuzhu in his arms was already asleep, with chicken paws covering his face, snoring softly from time to time.Seeing that his hand was itchy, he rolled it up without any hesitation, it was translucent and round, much better than the small-leaf red sandalwood bracelet!Forget it, it's just a pearl in the stone, if I hadn't met him today, I might have died on the way.

As the No. 1 genius in the world of cultivating immortals for thousands of years, Ling Fuzi has a very generous heart.So he carried this pearl of nascent wisdom, and Shi Shiran set foot on his way home.

Although the mountain road under his feet was rough and bumpy, to Ling Fuzi it was like walking on flat ground.The wind and thunder all over the sky fluttered under the waving of his robe sleeves, and scattered traces lightly.In the evening, the sky gradually released a bright red glow, and a rainbow stretched across the mountain ridge, which is really beautiful!

**

Lingfuzi carried the newly acquired apprentice Dazhuzi with ease, and came to the Xiaoyaoshan sect within a cup of tea.

The mountain gate is half-hidden in the white clouds, surrounded by clouds and hazy, and two gorgeous watches of jade dragons entrenched in front of the gate can be vaguely discerned.Huabiao towers into the clouds, exuding a soft aura.Sudan Hong had just escaped the catastrophe, and was already sleepy and tired. At this moment, she couldn't help but take a deep breath, and her heart jumped for joy.made money!I made a lot of money this time!Once entering Xiaoyao, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on, the scumbag hero is a passerby!

He stretched out the chicken paws, showing himself a trick.

Ling Fuzi's words about recruiting thirteen disciples were not in vain.In the original book, when he picked up the beggar boy Long Aotian, he also said the same thing.Now that the No.13 position is occupied by him, all he needs to do is to cling to Master's side so that he can no longer think about picking up apprentices as a hobby, and that's it!

As for Long Aotian, Sudan Hong said that the beggar kid can go wherever he wants, and he is not happy to wipe his nose and warm up a little beggar.This kind of scumbag is essentially cold and cold, and once he gains power, he will turn his face and be ruthless.Not to mention anything else, just in the original book, in order to help the male master cultivate immortals, the original body stole countless geniuses and treasures, and the result is not dead through!

Su Danhong squeezed out Long Aotian's seat with peace of mind, and lay in Ling Fuzi's arms. With her small paws, she picked up cheap master's brocade gauze dress, put it under her nose and sniffed it.

**

"Thirteen, do you have a name?" Ling Fuzi lowered his head and asked him with a smile, a small dimple appeared on his cheek again.

Thirteen?Sudan Hong didn't realize that she was calling him, she was taken aback for a while, and then raised the chicken paw. "Yes, yes, my name is Sudan Red."

"Did you choose this name yourself?" Ling Fuzi had already sat down in the hall at this moment, wearing a wide robe and wide sleeves, looking like a fairy.Holding a bright pearl with claws in his arms, he rolled it down with his jade-white fingers, masturbating happily. "Sudan Red, although the name sounds good, but there is a rule in Xiaoyao Mountain..."

"Ahem, what's the rule," a lazy voice came in, interrupting the spirit whisk mercilessly. "Master, don't be a fool, just say that your old man has a bad memory and can't remember anyone's name, so it's over!"

"Senior brother, are you talking nonsense again!" Another young man in white clothes came in with a flying sword, brushed off his cuffs, saluted Ling Fuzi, then frowned and complained to the senior brother: "Master, you don't know what to do!" The old man cares about face! If you expose him like this, be careful that he will take revenge and hit you with the Tuchen Sword later!"

Sudan Red exploded all of a sudden.Jumping to the ground, it bounced up from Lingfuzi's arms more than a foot high, pointing at the chicken paw. "Who are you two? Don't tell my master's faults by opening your mouth. My master is just bad at arithmetic, not dementia as you say!"

Bad memory, bad arithmetic, saving face, holding grudges, senile dementia... Ling Fuzi's smile hung on his face stiffly, and his jade-white fingers trembled in the air.Then he turned his neck and looked around at the unscrupulous apprentices in the room.

fall!This day can't be passed!

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