The plot is different from what I thought [Quick Transmigration]

Cool dragon?

The name is pretty cool.

Zhou Qi thought for a while, then asked Huang Mao: "What's the name of the boss of the Tie Family Army?"

Huang Mao was surprised: "Brother Di, why did you forget all this?" Don't forget, brother Di, such an ambitious man with wings spread like an eagle, how could he not even remember his opponent's name, Huang Mao Thinking about it—that must be what Brother Di asked him on purpose.

Ask him, and he has to say it.

Huang Mao: "Boss of the Tie Family Army, little pants!"

Zhou Qi: "...Little underpants?"

Zhou Qi was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "Is this a person's name?"

Huang Mao really couldn't figure out what Brother Di was doing, scratched his head: "How could it be a person's name, there is no one with a small surname, the name of the boss of the Tie Family Army in the Jianghu is Little Underpants."

"..."

"Oh...Little Underpants," Zhou Qi paused, "Look at the boss of the top three. His name is Little Pants. Doesn't it sound too popular?"

"If there is no face, it must be called by someone else, and ordinary people have no face!" But Huang Mao shook his head and gave a thumbs up, "But is the boss of the Tie Family Army an ordinary person? Look at the account with more than 1000 million followers, and you After starting a company, there are tens of thousands of apprentices all over the country, let alone Little Underpants, even if he is called Little J8, no one dares to say that he has no cards!"

Zhou Qi smiled: "If you want to call the little j8, is it still a matter of the card? Then you have to change the card position."

"Hey, that's right."

Now, the three regular armies are assembled.

Northern Hebei Huo Family Army, Fire Emperor; Northeast Tie Family Army, small pants; Qiangui Long Family Army, cool dragon.

The name sounds like a village-level cartoon filmed and recorded locally.

Just listening to the name, it is almost possible to compile a hundreds of episodes of cartoons in which a hot-blooded boy leads his younger brother to overthrow the evil forces and protect the dragon forces.

Zhou Qi searched for "Long Family Army-Cool Dragon".

Be the first.

A green hairy watermelon head.

The cool Dragon and the Fire Emperor maintain a high degree of tacit understanding in the headshots - the elevation angle is 45 degrees, the beauty filter is set to level [-], there is only the head but no body, and the big head is selfie.

But Huo Di has white hair, parted hair covering his eyes, squinted his eyes upwards, his nostrils are upturned, his middle finger is in front of the bridge of his nose, and he takes a selfie with a big head that is so arrogant and lawless.

The cool dragon is green hair, with a watermelon head with round ears and lop ears, half wearing a black mask that covers the face into a V-shaped face, taking a selfie with the big head of the victory gesture "V".

Two spirited guys, professional colleagues, it's hard to distinguish between high and low, just like each other.

"That's him?" Zhou Qi asked.

"Yeah, that video from two days ago! The Long Family Army is really deceiving people this time!"

Zhou Qi clicked into the column, a row of videos, and found the one from two days ago: "Is this?"

"Correct!"

Zhou Qi glanced at Shi Chang: "...Are you sure?"

When Huang Mao saw this video, he became passionately indignant: "Yes! This is the video, Brother Di, this bad breath must be given to the brothers of the Huo Family Army!"

Zhou Qi took another look at Shi Chang.

six seconds.

Click to play.

Once released, Zhou Qi was startled.

It was pitch black, with a dozen or so green lights flashing and shining, as if they had entered a cemetery, and the will-o'-the-wisps were swaying, getting closer and closer. The dj dance music has a strong rhythm, like dancing in front of a grave.

A green will-o'-the-wisp made a "stab" and stopped horizontally.

Another one.

Another one.

More than a dozen vehicles, neatly arranged.

A spirited guy jumped out of the leading green ghost fire, with a green watermelon head, a V-shaped face, and a red scarf tied around his neck. He took off his dark sunglasses at night and threw them on the ground, and then from the waistband of his trousers. He dug it out of his elastic band and threw a compulsory physics book on the ground.

The spirited guy pulled the red scarf wildly,

Stepping on the compulsory physics course, she smiled evilly: "Only Brother Long has the temperament, and he is a powerful faction everywhere. The sun rises in the east, and Weilong is undefeated-arrangement!!"

The boy shook his head, and the watermelon head immediately spread like a goddess, and the mushroom opened like an umbrella.

Very spiritual.

One time for six seconds, half a minute, this video played five times automatically.

Zhou Qi glanced at Huang Mao, and the moment he looked at Huang Mao, the video played automatically for the sixth time.

Zhou Qi asked: "...how do you want me to anger the brothers of the Huo Family Army?"

Huang Mao was indignant: "Who dares to face the Huo family army head-on, we were injured, and he lost his life! Letting others not be afraid of others, but not wanting to hurt anyone! Who dares not keep their duty, social education He's a man!"

Zhou Qi didn't speak for a while, just took out a piece of bubble gum from his pocket, removed the wrapper, threw it into his mouth, and blew a bubble.

Broken in front of Huangmao's eyes.

Zhou Qi: "When I wake up from the dream, I speak human language."

Yellow Hair: "..."

Huang Mao stared in disbelief, "Brother Di, don't fight for steamed buns, we must fight for our breath!"

Zhou Qi blew out another bubble.Broken again.

Zhou Qi thought for a while: "Are you fighting for breath?"

"We're not just here to win, Brother Di, how many years have we been the young and old of the three major players? Water flows to low places, people go to high places. The brothers and horses gathered together, all alone, waiting for the order of the emperor, going up the mountain of knives, down into the sea of ​​fire, without complaint or regret, throughout the ages! This battle, charge into battle, die in battle and never look back!"

"..."

"You don't need to die in battle," Zhou Qi pondered, "and you don't need to charge forward. I just entered the detention center last month, and I don't want to enter again this month."

Huangmao cried blood: "Brother Di!!"

Zhou Qi took his mobile phone: "How can I contact that buddy from the Long Family Army?"

"……What?"

Zhou Qi asked again patiently: "Does Cool Dragon have a Weibo account?"

"Yes, I have!"

Zhou Qi entered Weibo, "What's your name?"

"His Weibo account is the same as Duokan, Long Family Army, Little Horizontal Bar, Cool Delong... Oh, it's Diyi." Huang Mao said, leaning his head to look into Zhou Qi's hand, "Brother Di , what do you want to do?"

Dragon Family Army - cool de dragon.

——The first dynamic, Jiugongge selfie.

"Long Family Army-Kuku Delong: Beicheng, ghost fire, me. One thought becomes a Buddha, one thought becomes a demon, for you, I go through fire and water. Yay!"

Attached are nine beauty selfies.

With a watermelon head, skinny pants, and Doudou shoes, riding on a ghostly green will-o'-the-wisp mount, he visited nine well-known scenic spots in Beicheng.

"...The boss of the Long family army came to Beicheng?" Zhou Qi asked.

Huang Mao nodded again and again: "Yes! Although the cool dragon is under the guise of coming to Beicheng for tourism, but he posted the video two days ago, and no one with a discerning eye can tell that he is coming to Beicheng to find our Huo family army. Wei! If it weren't for this matter, I can't bear it anymore, and I wouldn't come to you in such a hurry to trouble you when you are so busy. Spiritual guy, walking in the society, relying on the blood in his chest , If you don’t call yourself emperor, I will call you king, who dares to be arrogant with anyone, one is more crazy than the other, Brother Di, tell me, can we love him? We can’t..."

Huang Mao babbled a lot, but Brother Di ignored him. He just saw that Brother Di edited a few words and clicked send.

Huang Mao slammed on the brakes: "...Brother Di, what did you just post on Weibo?"

Gu Lingjun "stabbed" and poured the snail noodles into a small paper bowl.

Beicheng Nanxiang Street, Snack Street.

There are mixed flavors on the street, and the snail noodles are the best.

Gu Lingjun made another "stab" sound, finished the remaining half of the paper bowl of snail noodles, threw the paper bowl to some random place, lifted the hem of the tight cotton t-shirt and wiped his mouth, no too satisfied

: "Beicheng snail noodles are far worse than those in Guangzhou. It's unpalatable!"

He was accompanied by two young men, a man and a woman, the man with red haired Nezha head, the woman with pink gray long hair, tights, crotch pants, peas shoes, a big belt with a big golden logo on the belt.

Everyone is half wearing a disposable mask, stuck on the chin, making a V.

Under Gu Lingjun's waist was a small leather wallet with a logo brand.

He wiped his mouth, and when he opened the wallet, there was no money, only betel nuts.

Gu Lingjun threw a piece of betel nut into his mouth: "Shall we still go shopping? This Nanxiang Street is quite famous if you haven't come here. Come here, isn't that how it is?"

three people.

Two spirited guys, one spirited little girl.

The spirit girl swiped her phone all the way, but she didn't know what she got, her face changed, and she raised her head: "Boss, something happened!"

The spirited guy panicked: "Sen? What's so rough??"

"It's the fire emperor who posted a Weibo to declare war on our Long family army!"

Gu Lingjun's expression also changed: "Give me the phone."

The mobile phone hastily reached Gu Lingjun's hands.

He saw the following dynamic:

"Fire Family Army-Fire Emperor: Dragon Family Army-Kuku delong don't leave after school."

At twelve noon, Zhou Qi posted on Weibo.

At [-]:[-], he received a reply.

"Long Family Army-Kuku de Long: Beicheng, Nanxiang Street, me. The Buddha said, you have sinned, I asked, I am innocent, what is the sin, the Buddha said, your greatest sin is not knowing, What is hiding. Yay!"

Another set of Jiugongge beauty ax selfie.

Then in the reply on Weibo, "Huo Family Army-Fire Emperor".

If it weren't for the people who eat melons quickly, this one would have sunk quietly.

Zhou Qi thought about it and sent another one.

"Huo Family Army-Fire Emperor: Then I will go to Nanxiang Street to find you? Long Family Army-Kuku de Long"

After 2 minute, a reply is received.

"Long Family Army-Kuku de Long: Kiss the girl you love the most, be the wildest wolf. If someone dares to be crazy, let him be crazy for a while. Yay!"

Attached are six selfies.

Another 2 minutes.

"Huo Family Army-Fire Emperor: Are you coming or not? Long Family Army-Kuku de Long"

"Long Jiajun-Kuku delong: The knife is not sharp and the horse is too thin. I don't want to fight with you. Remember to save three points for being a man. If you force me too hard, don't blame me for teaching you to be a man. That's true. Yay!"

No selfies this time.

Probably not enough selfie stock.

The selfie is gone, but both sides reply to messages and send Weibo very quickly.

It's like a private message chat.

Fire Emperor replied in seconds: "Huo Family Army-Huo Emperor: Where are you going, what time is it, only your classic quotations? Long Family Army-Kuku de Long"

"Long Family Army-Kuku de Long: A street from east to west, north to south, ask who is the father?"

This time the "yeah" was gone.

"Huo Family Army-Fire Emperor: Me. Your father. Long Family Army-Kuku de Long"

Look at the two major face-to-face spiritual leaders, reply online in seconds on Weibo, and go back and forth for more than ten minutes——Zhou Qi just finished replying to a new one, and suddenly saw himself on the top of the hot search——

"Elementary school students make an appointment to fight the textbook fire emperor".

There is one more at the bottom -

"Ragnarok".