The base of the wall of the Experimental High School Affiliated to Lijia Village outside the Sixth Ring Road.

Today is Saturday, elementary and middle school students are on holiday, and it is still not Sunday, a day when parents don't have to listen to their homework.

In the middle of May, the weather is warm and clear, and the leaves of the cherry blossoms are fluttering and falling from the top to the bottom, and the decay is mournful.

Seven or eight battery scooters that secretly rode out from home were parked in a row at the base of the wall, pink ones, red ones, green ones, blue ones, and ones with fluorescent paint and matte paint.

A dozen junior high school students, wearing crotch pants, tights, peas shoes, identical round-cut black mushroom heads, smoking Hardman cigarettes without a lighter, stood

In the wind of May, the dust is flying.

Among them, the tallest is about 1.7 meters, and the shortest may reach 1.5 meters.

This is the first-year elite army of the Experimental Middle School Affiliated to Lijia Village this year.

"Brother Li," the shortest one took out a pack of crumpled spicy sticks from his trouser pocket, and offered it to the tallest one, very obsequiously, "Let's come out today and prepare

Do something big? "

The other first-year junior high school leaders all watched like wolves and tigers as "Brother Li" and others gave orders and charged forward——

The goal of a man is to conquer the world!

The first day of the junior high school is to take the lead, just to get the guy, and to do the fucking of the second and third junior high school without fear of death!

Let the whole school know who owns this Lijia Village Affiliated Experimental Middle School!

The original plan was to come out today and have a fierce fight with the trash from the third grade of junior high school. The winner will be the king, and the loser will be the bandit.

Big, the losers are a group of cubs.

But no one thought that the school would have a mid-term exam next week. They didn't write homework for the first grade of junior high school, didn't review the books, and stole it from home with a heroic and fearless spirit.

Riding the battery car, pooled together five yuan to buy a pack of Hardman cigarettes, and each person shared one, and challenged the back wall of the school——

As a result, none of the junior high school students saw it!

Brother Li took the spicy sticks, took a sip of his unlit cigarette, spat on the ground, and then stomped on it, extremely vicious: "Those third-year cowards

Forced, dare not come out! 1.5 meters echoed like a worm: "They are all a bunch of cowards, they are afraid of us!" "

Brother Li snorted coldly, removed the spicy strips, and swept around the other eight or nine brothers. "today is Saturday?"

"Yes, today is Saturday!" The brothers responded one after another, and the voice at 1.5 meters was the loudest.

1.5 meters also asked: "Brother Li, the third year of junior high school is scared, so we can't just go back like this, it's too shameless, what course of action do we have today?"

!

Have? "

"Today is Saturday, the emperor will broadcast live." Li Ge took out a second-hand mobile phone with paint peeling off on the sides, arrogant, "Brothers from the Huo Family Army, can you give me a hand?"

The emperor is holding the show, can you not go to see it? "

Lijia Village Affiliated Middle School is a first-year junior high school leader who is an elite army.

Hiding his identity, one of the three regular face-to-face armies in society, the Huo Family Army in northern Hebei is organizing a militia.

"!" Startled at 1.5 meters, he remembered this and gave a thumbs up, "What Brother Li said is true! If Brother Li hadn't said it, I almost forgot about this big thing!"

It's over... Then let's go home and watch the live broadcast today, and study hard to learn the classic quotations of the emperor. It will also be useful for fighting with people in the future. Brother Li, what do you think?

Sample? "

Brother Li waved his hand, General Zhifeng said: "You don't need to go home, didn't you see that I brought my mobile phone, take out your mobile phone if you bring it, brothers stand up and come over

Take a look! "

Eleven people, three mobile phones.Two second-hand, one half new and not old.

Eleven pairs of eyes, divided into three study teams, all staring at the black screen of the mobile phone.

The phone screen lights up, unlocks, and enters the multi-view interface.

The top ones on the watch list of the three mobile phones are all "Huojiajun-Huodi"

. "

The profile picture is very cool, Huodi himself took a selfie headshot, shot from top to bottom, beautiful face, thin face, whitening to ax, white haired V-shaped face in the middle, evil smile, dazzling eyes

Cool.

In the middle of the bridge of the nose stood a middle finger that looked like chopsticks.Too arrogant.

This avatar has not changed for three years since the Fire Emperor was born.

The Lijia Village Affiliated Experimental Middle School is the mainstay of the Huo Family Army in the first year of junior high school, Huodi, who has witnessed their life transformation from elementary school to junior high school

change.

Fire Emperor is their guiding light in life.

But today's Fire Emperor doesn't seem quite right.Doesn't look like the avatar.The bearers didn't see the white-haired spirited boy Huodi among them, but saw a man sitting in front of the camera, with no beautification or filter turned on, the light was normal,

The posture is lazy, there is such a cheerful smile on his mouth, the round neck T-shirt is so loose that the front does not stick to the chest and the back does not stick to the back, a little spirited guy

I have no energy.

The only common feature with Huo Di is that they all have white hair.

But I didn't comb the middle part, and I didn't shave my mushroom head.

It's not like the spirited guy, like the little boy on TV who twists his hips and waist, dances and sings—because he's so hateful, this guy looks a little bit

handsome.

The bearers looked at each other——!Who is this boy?

The little boy tried the mic in front of the camera, and something that shocked the leaders happened—this little boy actually spoke with the same voice as the fire emperor! !

"Good afternoon, viewers, good afternoon brothers of the Huo Family Army, I am C Fire Emperor."

Exactly the same sound.

Even the prologue is the same.

""College Entrance Examination Physics"."

Even the song called Mai...

what?

The prelude to the dj electronic music has already sounded.

Emperor Huo: "Knife, anger and slashing is a compulsory course; solution, find the coordinate system; calculation, vt to find displacement; I, live broadcast to do physics. Gravity, elasticity and friction, if you don't know it, just change it

Coordinate system, [-] free fall, Newton's law [-].Compulsory one thing, you can do more questions. ""? ? ? ? "

The bearers are stunned——

What?Compulsory one?

Compulsory one is the collection of classic quotations?

The electronic dj dance music is very rhythmic.

Your Fire Emperor is mighty. "After learning the conservation of kinematics, remember the conservation of mechanical energy, energy transfer heat and work, find the balance of internal energy relationship, kinetic energy theorem

You throw it in. "

In order not to let the barrage block them from seeing the emperor's handsome face, the bearers blocked the barrage.

If they are not blocked, you can find a little bit of clues through the barrage that is so large that the server starts to stumble.

For example, what is the compulsory one——

"Hidden, physics genius??"

"Thank you for the anchor's reminder, next week's exam, I'll go back and review the compulsory one."

"Did I fucking enter the wrong live broadcast room again?? This is my Fire Emperor's 741??"

"Educator, your Fire Emperor."

"Are all the spirited guys nowadays so wild?"

"Everyone, what you are watching is lively, but I see the deep meaning of the fire emperor. People laugh at the low culture of the spiritual boy, and the fire emperor may use such an extreme

In an elegant way, to tell everyone that the spiritual guys are not uneducated, their madness is just a sacrifice of an era of entertainment to death. "

"Cultural people. Double-click 666 and you're done."

……

But the bearers didn't open the barrage, so they all fell silent at the same time, until 1.5 meters opened their mouths and asked the boss: "Brother Li, what do you understand?"

Is it conservation? "

Brother Li: "..."

He didn't.he even

I am still thinking about where to buy "Classic Quotations Compulsory One".But he can't tell Ma Tsai that he can't.

Brother Li: "What is the relationship between me and the emperor? I have watched the emperor's live broadcast for three years. Do you think I can understand?"

The 1.5-meter face immediately admired, and he praised with a thumbs up: "Brother Li is amazing! Then, Brother Li, can you tell us what you mean?" Today, just today, afternoon, immediately, immediately, everyone, go to the bookstore and buy it for me

1.5 meters admired him even more, and he took it for granted: "Sure enough, Brother Li is smart! He is indeed the leader of our school, the leader of the Lijiacun brothers of the Huo Family Army, and I

Go buy the required one now! "

The live broadcast is not Zhou Qi's initiative.It is a contract signed with the Duokan platform.

He posted short videos, but he also signed a live broadcast contract with the Duokan platform.

The host's live broadcast requirements are not high——

Like him, twice a week, live broadcast for 36 hours a month is enough.

Of course, the contract was signed by the original owner, not him.

There is a regular live broadcast, and a full 36 hours of live broadcast in a month. Huang Mao told him about these things in the contract.still this morning

just said.

This morning, Huang Maolai came to him excitedly.He brought seven or eight pages of handwritten manuscripts, and as if a counselor was offering good advice to the lord, he gave the seven or eight pages of manuscripts to Zhou

together.

Huang Mao's handwriting was uglier than Zhou Qi's, one line at a time, like a pig worm farm in a vegetable garden.

Zhou Qi was invited to his home by Zheng Chong at nine o'clock. He glanced at the seven or eight pages of Zhu Er Chong's font, but didn't understand, "What is this? The composition you just wrote last night

arts? "

"What composition?" Huang Mao glared, "Brother Di, this is the script I edited for you last night!"

Zhou Qi: "...Calling Mai Draft?"

Huang Mao looked at his brother Di in a daze, and he was also in a daze: "Today is Saturday, brother Di, aren't you going to broadcast live today?"

"Live broadcast is also fine." Zhou Qi paused for a while, picked out a page from the seven or eight pages, read it for three or four minutes, and managed to make out a sentence, "...you

This is staying up late last night to translate a Buddhist scripture? "

Huangmao: "??"

Huang Mao: "I wrote the Mingmai manuscript, why do you say it is a translated Buddhist scripture?!"

"..." Zhou Qi pointed to him, and said, "You are so eloquent, you are so eye-catching——Is this a transliterated Sanskrit?"

Huang Mao was silent, and then said: "Brother Di, that's a Buddha, open your eyes."

Zhou Qi: "..."

For the Chinese question of the third year of high school, I shivered, and quickly changed the subject: "Brother Di, this is the script I wrote for you. If you don't understand it, I'll read it to you again.

Live broadcast at noon and night.We are not in a hurry. "

Huangmao waited tremblingly for a long time——

When his elder brother frowned, he said, "Who told you that I'm going to call Mai in the live broadcast?"

Let’s wear it, two days before the ghost fire drift, brother Di, your battery was stolen when you were on the road, isn’t there only a quotation left, either shouting mic or acting out emotions

drama. "

Huang Mao paused for a while, and when he mentioned Brother Di's "Old Uncle", he felt uncomfortable all over, and always felt that a strong grass was gnawed by an old cow: "Emotional drama, I guess... I guess

Even if your old uncle doesn't want you to act in an emotional drama with others, isn't that just Shouting Mai? "

Huang Mao patted his chest: "We are cultural people, we use the method of elimination."

Zhou Qi: "..."

The frightening thing may not be that Huang Mao said he was a "cultural person", but that he actually felt that Huang Mao had some truth in what Huang Mao said.

Zhou Qi: "...then let me see the manuscript you wrote first."

Huang Mao hesitated for a while: "Brother Di, can I read it to you?"

Zhou Qi: "No need, I can understand it by combining two characters into one."

Huang Mao can't hold back [-] words for a Chinese composition in three hours, and writes classic quotations and shouting lyrics, pouring out his thoughts like a spring, one set after another, seven or eight pages,

More than 3000 characters.

If you split the left and right structures, the upper and lower structures, the upper, middle and lower structures, and the left, middle and right structures, it may be close to [-] words.

Zhou Qi watched for three hours.

I read it for three hours and couldn't find the point.

Huang Mao was looking forward to it, and Xing Xing looked at Zhou Qi: "Brother Di, how are you doing?"

Zhou Qi: "..."

Zhou Qi thought for a long time, and finally said: "Can I change the theme?" "What do you want to change?"

"Such as changing a string of Buddha bells into love, and replacing them with the Four Books and Five Classics of Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms that I sent you?"

"..."

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